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Title: Truth is definitely stranger than fiction
Post by: Turnsky on April 21, 2006, 08:40:29 am
 :wtf: :lol:

http://www.wral.com/news/8855692/detail.html


Title: Re: Truth is definitely stranger than fiction
Post by: karajorma on April 21, 2006, 09:01:23 am
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Alvarado was visiting two inmates serving 25 and 30 years when she was arrested.

They were in for 26 and 31 years but she wanted to to practice the insertion! ;)
Title: Re: Truth is definitely stranger than fiction
Post by: Mefustae on April 21, 2006, 09:09:20 am
Quote from: karajorma on April 21, 2006, 09:01:23 am
They were in for 26 and 31 years but she wanted to to practice the insertion! ;)
I wasn't going to bother going to the link until I read that.

All I can say is... "..."
Title: Re: Truth is definitely stranger than fiction
Post by: Paragon on April 21, 2006, 10:50:27 am
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The cylinder was about 10 inches long and 4 inches wide.
Thats big.


Sad to say, I live in that area of NC...
Title: Re: Truth is definitely stranger than fiction
Post by: Turambar on April 21, 2006, 10:52:23 am
i didnt know it stretched that much
damn

i mean, seriously, that had to hurt
Title: Re: Truth is definitely stranger than fiction
Post by: StratComm on April 21, 2006, 10:56:44 am
Quote from: Paragon on April 21, 2006, 10:50:27 am
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The cylinder was about 10 inches long and 4 inches wide.
Thats big.


Sad to say, I live in that area of NC...

You live near San Salvadore?  :p

You'll find there's more than a couple of us Triangle residents here.
Title: Re: Truth is definitely stranger than fiction
Post by: redsniper on April 21, 2006, 04:41:34 pm
Quote from: Turambar on April 21, 2006, 10:52:23 am
i didnt know it stretched that much
damn

i mean, seriously, that had to hurt
Well, a baby can fit through it...
Title: Re: Truth is definitely stranger than fiction
Post by: Gortef on April 22, 2006, 06:15:19 am
the words fail me...
Title: Re: Truth is definitely stranger than fiction
Post by: aldo_14 on April 22, 2006, 09:50:22 am
Explosive climax?
Title: Re: Truth is definitely stranger than fiction
Post by: Mefustae on April 22, 2006, 10:34:43 am
Quote from: aldo_14 on April 22, 2006, 09:50:22 am
Explosive climax?
Aaaaand the Award for the most cringe-inducing response goes to...
Title: Re: Truth is definitely stranger than fiction
Post by: TrashMan on April 23, 2006, 10:18:21 am
LOL!!!!! :lol: