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Title: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: Carl on April 25, 2006, 07:14:46 pm
Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person. I have an opinion about a certain subject, and you may or may not share the same opinion as me. But of course, I will not stop talking until you do, because, you see, I do not understand the difference between objective truth and subjective opinion. That difference being that objective truth is something that is based on fact, and is either true or false no matter that anyone thinks about it (such as "it is eighty degrees outside"), while subjective opinion cannot be true or false, (such as "It is hot outside").

I, of course, do not understand the difference between these two, and must argue my point with you until you accept it. For instance: I hated that movie that you liked. Well, you are wrong. That movie was terrible, and I believe that it is terrible no matter what anyone thinks. I will tell about all of the reasons while I think so, not realizing that a number of good things about a movie versus a number of bad things about a movie do not make the movie itself good or bad. I do not like the movie and therefore if you like the movie than you are WRONG!
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person
Post by: Flipside on April 25, 2006, 07:19:44 pm
:wtf:

We need a Rift....
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person
Post by: Turambar on April 25, 2006, 07:21:33 pm
i would have pointed out the increased number of serious-topic'd arguments on this board in a different manner, but the point would have been the same

the problem is that the people who are wrong really dont want to admit it :P
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person
Post by: Flipside on April 25, 2006, 07:26:32 pm
Heh, Well, the day the Internet isn't full of full of people who are right, regardless of what anyone else says is the day the Internet closes down ;)
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: Bobboau on April 25, 2006, 07:43:40 pm
OH!OH! I got it, lets clamp down on it again, we only lost like 2/3rds of our members after the last time discussing things was deemed 'uncool' leading to a dark era of bordom, maybe we can get the last 3rd.
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: Ulala on April 25, 2006, 07:44:52 pm
SNAKES ON A PLANE WILL BE THE BEST MOVIE EVAR!!!1!!11oneonehalfonefourthoneeighth BETTER THAN STAR WARS AND LORD OF THE RINGS AND JUDGE DREDD TOO AND IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE YOU'RE WRONG STFU N00B GET OFF MY FORUMS FAG
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*waits for bannage*
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: Nuclear1 on April 25, 2006, 07:47:26 pm
:wtf:

You all worry me.
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person
Post by: Ford Prefect on April 25, 2006, 07:57:23 pm
Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person. I have an opinion about a certain subject, and you may or may not share the same opinion as me. But of course, I will not stop talking until you do, because, you see, I do not understand the difference between objective truth and subjective opinion. That difference being that objective truth is something that is based on fact, and is either true or false no matter that anyone thinks about it (such as "it is eighty degrees outside"), while subjective opinion cannot be true or false, (such as "It is hot outside").

I, of course, do not understand the difference between these two, and must argue my point with you until you accept it. For instance: I hated that movie that you liked. Well, you are wrong. That movie was terrible, and I believe that it is terrible no matter what anyone thinks. I will tell about all of the reasons while I think so, not realizing that a number of good things about a movie versus a number of bad things about a movie do not make the movie itself good or bad. I do not like the movie and therefore if you like the movie than you are WRONG!

And don't you forget it!
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person
Post by: phreak on April 25, 2006, 08:06:41 pm
you may or may not share the same opinion as me.

There's no third option!?!/!?!?!?!??!?!1
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: WeatherOp on April 25, 2006, 08:22:25 pm
:wtf:

You all worry me.

But, all worry is, is a side effect of dumb people being in the world, but without them, where would laughs come from. :D
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person
Post by: achtung on April 25, 2006, 08:57:46 pm
Yes, I agree, let's all turn into NAZI's! (http://www.nukelol.com/images/hitler.gif)
With me as your beloved dictator of course.  :drevil:


Difference of opinion is not allowed!


Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: Jetmech Jr. on April 25, 2006, 09:08:55 pm
I take it you're rather unhappy with someone, Carl? ;)
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person
Post by: Descenter on April 25, 2006, 09:26:52 pm
Yes, I agree, let's all turn into NAZI's! (http://www.nukelol.com/images/hitler.gif)

With me as your beloved dictator of course. :drevil:

No thanks, I think I would rather stay the way I am.....without you being the dictator.....
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: Janos on April 25, 2006, 10:45:50 pm
How dare you say that? Do you like vegetable food? You know who else was a vegetarian? That's right!

HITLER.

Why do you support nazism?
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person
Post by: Flipside on April 26, 2006, 12:14:30 am
Hitler had a moustache...Dick Van Dyke has a moustache...why can nobody see this!!?
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person
Post by: Nuclear1 on April 26, 2006, 07:52:53 am
Hitler had a moustache...Dick Van Dyke has a moustache...why can nobody see this!!?

But for some reason "Heil Dyke" just doesn't work.

On sooo many different levels.
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person
Post by: Mefustae on April 26, 2006, 08:42:38 am
Hitler had a moustache...Dick Van Dyke has a moustache...why can nobody see this!!?
I... I can see it...

(http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/3691/hitler2ug.gif) (http://img278.imageshack.us/img278/5808/image118re.jpg)

My God! I see it! I see it!!!

It was so obvious, I don't understand how I could have missed it! But wait, there is more to this than meets the eye. Dick can't be the last link in the chain, so who else could it b- ...oh no.

Oh Dear Lord! No!!



(http://img278.imageshack.us/img278/2015/capture7cl.jpg)



NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: ilya on April 26, 2006, 09:56:52 am
He's everywhere!

(http://www.prisonplanet.com/images/july2005/010705ventura.jpg)

Ahhhhhh!!!!
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person
Post by: BlackDove on April 26, 2006, 10:26:30 am
(http://atangledweb.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/soupnazi.jpg)
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: ilya on April 26, 2006, 10:55:17 am
(http://img74.exs.cx/img74/871/Ahhhhhh_by_SilverMoonDrops.gif)
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: Dark Knight on April 26, 2006, 11:02:40 am
Think about the children! The Children!
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: ilya on April 26, 2006, 11:08:03 am
Ewww.....kids with mustaches :ick:
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: an0n on April 26, 2006, 11:11:07 am
(http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/LAW/10/04/dr.phil/vert.drphil.jpg)

!
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: Ulala on April 26, 2006, 11:29:47 am
Won't be long now.. *waits for close-ation*
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: Ford Prefect on April 26, 2006, 11:40:36 am
Why do people love calling thread lockage? Do you have money on it or something?
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person
Post by: Grug on April 26, 2006, 11:50:37 am
Why do people love calling thread lockage? Do you have money on it or something?

I get irritated towards any comment along the lines of "awaits lockage", "awaits banning", "awaits admin action". FFS, its so stupid as well as brown nosing! >.<
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person
Post by: Col. Fishguts on April 26, 2006, 12:08:51 pm
Why do people love calling thread lockage? Do you have money on it or something?
...., its so stupid as well as brown nosing! >.<

(http://n.ethz.ch/student/ebuerli/download/oh_snap.gif)

...and the derailing continues
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: Falcon on April 26, 2006, 12:22:03 pm
(http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/486/12ax.png)

...
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: Ulala on April 26, 2006, 12:55:28 pm
Sorry. Next time I'll just call it what it is with an overly long explaination that will take much longer to write and read than "this thread is fast on its way to being locked." As follows:

The thread started out on a bad note with Carl's frustration without explaination leading to people responding that didn't know how to (myself included). From this point, for some reason still unbeknownst to me, Nazis are mentioned, because Nazis don't have opinions or are afraid to or something I guess. Oh wait no, that's the people the Nazis are oppressing! Thus, becoming Nazis will help the situation in a way once again unbeknownst (I like that word, I hope it actually exists) to me. Afterwhich, decent (haha) men are being compared to Adolf Hitler of all people, and by "compared" I actually mean "posting pictures of people that everyone knows that have mustaches as if the pictures were actually relevant to something like the first post." I've seen threads with more relevance than this closed, hence my reasoning to point out that this thread's life is short, as fantastic as posting photos of men with mustaches are. Although now that this discussion has spawned (still far from the original point of the thread) it wouldn't surprise to see this thread around for awhile. If this happens, it would then be my fault, but maybe that was my ploy all along, to say something like "close this ridiculous mess of irrelevance" only to have it kept open out of spite. Brilliant I say! As brilliant as this thread (has gone)! :drevil:

Don't worry, next time I just won't post anything in the first place. Sorry to have offended. :) Okay, I'm done defending/apologizing.
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: Descenter on April 26, 2006, 02:34:24 pm
Quote
(http://n.ethz.ch/student/ebuerli/download/oh_snap.gif)

...and the derailing continues

...thoes commercials scare me a little, yet are entertaining to watch......
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: Ford Prefect on April 26, 2006, 03:17:04 pm
You can point out why you think the thread is being locked all you want. That's not the point. The point is that it's just annoying when people start predicting that a thread is going to be closed-- especially when it's as amusing as this one.
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person
Post by: Polpolion on April 26, 2006, 03:22:47 pm
The only times I've seen a thread locked is when the thread is talking about Vasudan-Terran breeding or when an admin/mod gets pissed of at somebody :nervous: .(haha... I don't know what I did that got him so pissed off.)
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person
Post by: Sandwich on April 26, 2006, 05:17:31 pm
I refer you all to Maddox's Best Page In The Universe (http://maddox.xmission.com/) for how opinionated people should REALLY get their message across. :p

As for lockage? Meh. I think not.
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: KappaWing on April 26, 2006, 05:18:41 pm
Vasudan Terran breeding? How is that possible... The Vasudans have no visible exterior reproductive organs.  :headz:
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person
Post by: Nix on April 26, 2006, 05:23:13 pm
I knew the headz were used for SOMETHING!
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person
Post by: Polpolion on April 26, 2006, 05:43:40 pm
Quote
As for lockage? Meh. I think not.

It was directed... at one... person. :nervous: .

Vasudan Terran breeding? How is that possible... The Vasudans have no visible exterior reproductive organs.  :headz:

lookie here (http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,37695.0.html).

:)
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: Ulala on April 26, 2006, 07:18:09 pm
You can point out why you think the thread is being locked all you want.

Thanks for your permission.  :rolleyes:

As for lockage? Meh. I think not.

Success!

Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: Ford Prefect on April 26, 2006, 07:20:44 pm
Well if you read the entire post it will become apparent that I was indicating my annoyance with you explaining your prediction. So it's really not permission at all.
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: Ulala on April 26, 2006, 07:58:32 pm
I did, hence the sarcastic rolling eyes smiley.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: Ford Prefect on April 26, 2006, 08:10:59 pm
Yes but I'm not seeing how the sarcasm lines up with what I said. Sarcasm is an art, my son. You can't just **** around with it like a cheap hooker.
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: Ulala on April 26, 2006, 08:40:21 pm
Sarcasm isn't funny when it has to be explained, which you're asking me to do. *sigh* Sarcastically, I was saying "thanks" as if I needed your permission to post something, whether it be something you wanted me to post or not. If I didn't want people posting pictures of Adolf Hitler plus other people with mustaches, that doesn't mean they're not going to if I say "hey don't do that." Even if I have some sort of reasonable cause, like having a mustache of my own and finding the whole thing a little offensive (note: I don't), it doesn't mean people won't post. In a nutshell, whether you want me to or not, I'm going to post. Whether I want you to or not, you're going to post. Whether random person A wants random person B to post or not, they're going to. Hence my *ahem* sarcastic thankfulness for your permission for something I didn't, and never will need. There, now look what we've gone and done. While I'll admit not very funny in the first place, there is no humor left after the explaination. Only strife.

Perhaps I should ask your permission before posting in other threads as well. I wouldn't want to violate your permission again. :rolleyes: (Note the sarcasm of what I said, plus the sarcastic rolling eyes smiley at the end in case the sarcasm was missed) (Note the sarcasm of my paranthetical statement before this one. Yes, I am throwing it around like a cheap hooker). And because I know you love it so much, it's tempting to point out what might happen to this thread if this latest derailment continues. However, I've already apologized and said I wouldn't do it again as to not bother those who expressed annoyance over it. So are we done yet, or do we keep going?
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person
Post by: Flipside on April 26, 2006, 08:43:31 pm
This is going to turn into a flame war and get locked......








What? :nervous:
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: ilya on April 26, 2006, 09:20:53 pm
You know this type of thing happens in conversations a lot... we start talking about some topic, and in 15 minutes the topic is so vastly different that it seems to have absolutely nothing to do with the first topic.
 
One day, try going back through the topics, it becomes very... interesting.
 
And I'm sorry for using the word topic so many times  :D
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person
Post by: Flipside on April 26, 2006, 09:37:49 pm
I actually enjoy the freeform style of discussion in here, it means that even if you know nothing about the original topic, it's only a matter of time until you get a chance to post :D
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: ilya on April 26, 2006, 09:40:53 pm
Well, as said on other my other favorite boards:

Holy thread hijack, Batman!
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person
Post by: achtung on April 26, 2006, 10:08:02 pm
The robots have taken me, please send help.
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: Carl on April 26, 2006, 11:46:26 pm
I was going to mount an assault on the robots to rescue VinnyWeapons, but he got out on his own.
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person
Post by: NGTM-1R on April 27, 2006, 12:23:42 am
The robots have taken me, please send help.

The robots were the help. It was the humans who took you.
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person
Post by: Grug on April 27, 2006, 01:26:57 am
Batman rocks. It was robin that touched the children, not batman. He wanted to kick his arse.
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person
Post by: Ford Prefect on April 27, 2006, 01:58:50 am
Sarcasm isn't funny when it has to be explained, which you're asking me to do. *sigh* Sarcastically, I was saying "thanks" as if I needed your permission to post something, whether it be something you wanted me to post or not. If I didn't want people posting pictures of Adolf Hitler plus other people with mustaches, that doesn't mean they're not going to if I say "hey don't do that." Even if I have some sort of reasonable cause, like having a mustache of my own and finding the whole thing a little offensive (note: I don't), it doesn't mean people won't post. In a nutshell, whether you want me to or not, I'm going to post. Whether I want you to or not, you're going to post. Whether random person A wants random person B to post or not, they're going to. Hence my *ahem* sarcastic thankfulness for your permission for something I didn't, and never will need. There, now look what we've gone and done. While I'll admit not very funny in the first place, there is no humor left after the explaination. Only strife.

Perhaps I should ask your permission before posting in other threads as well. I wouldn't want to violate your permission again. :rolleyes: (Note the sarcasm of what I said, plus the sarcastic rolling eyes smiley at the end in case the sarcasm was missed) (Note the sarcasm of my paranthetical statement before this one. Yes, I am throwing it around like a cheap hooker). And because I know you love it so much, it's tempting to point out what might happen to this thread if this latest derailment continues. However, I've already apologized and said I wouldn't do it again as to not bother those who expressed annoyance over it. So are we done yet, or do we keep going?
You're still missing my point. I was saying that you rationalizing why you're predicting the thread being locked doesn't change the fact that it's annoying. You, instead of responding the crux of what I was saying, directed your sarcasm at a statement that I inserted purely for emphasis. I'm more than capable of grasping the ironic contrast between my statement and your sarcastic response. But the fact that you picked that sentence to respond to makes no sense to me.

Also, anyone who says this debate is absurd supports terrorism.
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person
Post by: Mefustae on April 27, 2006, 02:27:59 am
This debate is absurd. There, that wasn't so ba- ...

*Mefustae is summarily dragged away to Gitmo by ASIO in co-operation with US Homeland Security
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person
Post by: Nix on April 27, 2006, 05:36:56 am
Wow, we might as well open up another can of Bush's bashed beans here too!

http://www.laughatliberals.com/blog/wp-images/bush_beans.jpg

<Walken>The BEEESST...  to EeeAT.. </Walken>
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person
Post by: Ulala on April 27, 2006, 12:35:20 pm
You're still missing my point. I was saying that you rationalizing why you're predicting the thread being locked doesn't change the fact that it's annoying.

And I hadn't known until you said so, so very nicely I might add!  :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) I apologized and said I wouldn't do it again. Not enough? Okay, I'm lying on the ground, step on me, drive over me with your car, show me how wrong I was, tell me I've been a bad boy.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person
Post by: Grug on April 27, 2006, 01:08:56 pm
You're still missing my point. I was saying that you rationalizing why you're predicting the thread being locked doesn't change the fact that it's annoying.

And I hadn't known until you said so, so very nicely I might add!  :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) I apologized and said I wouldn't do it again. Not enough? Okay, I'm lying on the ground, step on me, drive over me with your car, show me how wrong I was, tell me I've been a bad boy.  :rolleyes:

What would Jesus do?
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: Ford Prefect on April 27, 2006, 03:20:32 pm
Pretty much what I did, if Pat Robertson is an accurate source.

Ulala, twenty Hail Marys ought to be sufficient to purge the sin of your insult to the infalibility of my judgement.

(Which, ironically, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to the whole reason this thread was created.)
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: Ulala on April 27, 2006, 05:25:07 pm
Twenty HMs it is then.
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person
Post by: Sandwich on April 27, 2006, 05:33:42 pm
Hail who? "Mary"? Who's th- OHHH! You mean Miriam, the Jewish teenager in the gospels? ;)
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person
Post by: vyper on April 27, 2006, 06:13:23 pm
Hail who? "Mary"? Who's th- OHHH! You mean Miriam, the Jewish teenager in the gospels? ;)

If she was Jewish how come she wasn't rich enough to get a decent place to give birth?

(Wow, that was borderline, even for me...)
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person
Post by: phreak on April 27, 2006, 07:00:15 pm
lol those ones make me cringe and laugh hard at the same time :p
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person
Post by: Janos on April 27, 2006, 10:43:15 pm
Hail who? "Mary"? Who's th- OHHH! You mean Miriam, the Jewish teenager in the gospels? ;)

If she was Jewish how come she wasn't rich enough to get a decent place to give birth?

(Wow, that was borderline, even for me...)

Zionist Oppression Government
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: Black Wolf on April 27, 2006, 11:32:12 pm
I like tomatoes coz they're red.
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: ilya on April 28, 2006, 11:08:06 am
I like tomatoes coz they're red.

Don't forget, there are also yellow tomatoes!
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: Flipside on April 28, 2006, 11:10:31 am
Yes, but the proto tomato is always Green
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person
Post by: aldo_14 on April 28, 2006, 11:12:46 am
Yes, but the proto tomato is always Green

Not if you paint it.
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person
Post by: Turambar on April 28, 2006, 11:38:22 am
Yes, but the proto tomato is always Green

Not if you paint it.


historically, it has never been easy being green
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person
Post by: Janos on April 28, 2006, 11:52:23 am
Yes, but the proto tomato is always Green

Not if you paint it.


historically, it has never been easy being green

but the man is keeping us brothers down what do you think about THAT
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: aceofspades on April 30, 2006, 03:10:41 pm
Miriam? Jewish teenager in Gospels? Hello!! What state do we have to be in for the name 'Miriam' to remind people of that and not of Old Testament Miriam?

</jewishness>
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: Flipside on April 30, 2006, 06:59:40 pm
I've always wondered about the Second Coming, according to Mary there wasn't a first one.....

/me runs
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: Ace on April 30, 2006, 10:57:19 pm
Personally I'm not looking forward to seeing a white sticky mass engulf the globe. First Mary, now the whole planet?

Sick phallic deity bastard...
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: Ford Prefect on April 30, 2006, 11:56:27 pm
Aw, BOOOOOOOO!
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: aceofspades on May 01, 2006, 12:44:45 am
I wonder if ~2000 years counts as multiple orgasm?
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: Nuclear1 on May 01, 2006, 08:36:36 am
Seriously, :wtf:
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: aceofspades on May 01, 2006, 07:36:13 pm
I know  :wtf:
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: achtung on May 01, 2006, 08:23:41 pm
*Man at table* "Waiter!"
*Waiter*  "Yes sir what is it?"
*Man at table*  "Well, there's this guy's face in my soup."
*Waiter*  "Oh my god!"
*Waiter looks at the soup.
*Waiter*  "Sir that looks alot like you."
*Man at table*  "Hmmmm, it does doesn't it?"
*Waiter*  "Err, sir.  That's your reflection"
*Man at table*  "Oh, so it is is it?!?!"
*Waiter*  "Yes, yes it is.  In fact it's even got that pistol slowly rising up to the side of my hea.....  ****."
*BANG!*

I'm gonna go to the store and get some Cheezits.
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: WeatherOp on May 01, 2006, 08:44:42 pm
What a thread. :nervous:

*models a bomb, and sets it to go off if the thread gets dumber
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: Turambar on May 01, 2006, 11:00:15 pm
*drags over a load of unrefined naquadah and puts it down next to the bomb*



*sneaks off*
[Your sneak skill has increased]
[You should rest and reflect on what you've learned]
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: Grug on May 02, 2006, 01:28:40 am
Oh you mean Mary! Jesus' black lover? :p
Didn't she write the last gospel that was destroyed and a copy never found... or released?
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: aldo_14 on May 02, 2006, 03:48:32 am
Oh you mean Mary! Jesus' black lover? :p
Didn't she write the last gospel that was destroyed and a copy never found... or released?

Is that the one with the disclaimer?
Title: Re: Hello, I am Random Opinionated Internet Person.
Post by: Grug on May 02, 2006, 03:50:19 am
Oh you mean Mary! Jesus' black lover? :p
Didn't she write the last gospel that was destroyed and a copy never found... or released?

Is that the one with the disclaimer?

LoL, quite possibly so.