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Title: Help me think of an ugly woman's name...
Post by: Setekh on May 13, 2006, 12:41:58 am
Believe it or not, this is for a maths lesson I'm planning to deliver to a year 7 class. I'm going to tell the class a story before I get to teaching them about multiplication of fractions...

So, I'm trying to think of a really ugly name for a woman, specifically the one pictured below. My imagination's a bit broke at the moment, so the best I can think of is "Bertha" (which is more 'fat' than 'ugly'). So can you guys help me out? :p

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Post by: achtung on May 13, 2006, 12:46:29 am
Gertrude?
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Post by: Mefustae on May 13, 2006, 01:03:05 am
Frank?
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Post by: Ace on May 13, 2006, 02:06:34 am
Let's see:
Gertrude
Bertha
Jezabelle
Mary-Anne
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Post by: CP5670 on May 13, 2006, 02:18:23 am
This has to be the weirdest thread I've seen in a while. :wtf: :D
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Post by: Bobboau on May 13, 2006, 03:38:46 am
Rosengurtle Bumgardner
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Post by: Fineus on May 13, 2006, 03:42:45 am
Debra.
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Post by: Ace on May 13, 2006, 03:52:21 am
Brunehilde
Dianne
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Post by: karajorma on May 13, 2006, 04:18:19 am
Hildegarde Lanstrom.

But only if she is quite, quite mad.
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Post by: Fineus on May 13, 2006, 05:46:03 am
+1 Red Dwarf reference :D
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Post by: Ghostavo on May 13, 2006, 06:05:22 am
Bob
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Post by: an0n on May 13, 2006, 06:27:13 am
Meredith Mathison.

And incidentally, Ace, go type 'mary anne porn' into Google images. She's a ****en smoken hawt porn star chick.
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Post by: Rictor on May 13, 2006, 09:54:55 am
Ethel Gresham

I dunno, looks like an old librarian. Pauline maybe?
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Post by: Ferret on May 13, 2006, 09:56:08 am
What the .. hell...?
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Post by: WeatherOp on May 13, 2006, 11:04:54 am
Agatha. :shaking:
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Post by: Deepblue on May 13, 2006, 11:07:17 am
Rosane.
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Post by: Dark RevenantX on May 13, 2006, 11:27:22 am
Susan
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Post by: Dough with Fish on May 13, 2006, 11:47:53 am
God, I really can't believe this hasn't been said yet. But, your mom. oooooooooooo BURN!
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Post by: Deepblue on May 13, 2006, 11:57:46 am
...

:|
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Post by: Black Wolf on May 13, 2006, 12:24:31 pm
Susan

I knew a really hot susan once.

Erm, Edna, Ethyl, Meredith, Mertyl.
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Post by: Setekh on May 13, 2006, 12:33:04 pm
These are all pretty good at the moment. Now I'm having a hard time choosing. ;) Well, at least I've got some options. Thanks guys. Will post up the final product when it's ready and you can see what all your efforts were pitching towards.
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Post by: Janos on May 13, 2006, 12:33:26 pm
Karpo-Hannele
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Post by: BlackDove on May 13, 2006, 01:42:15 pm
Bethel.
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Post by: Ford Prefect on May 13, 2006, 02:04:01 pm
Quote
Brunehilde
That depends. If it's the TV movie than it's Kristanna Loken. But if it's the opera, then it's probably a fat lady.
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Post by: an0n on May 13, 2006, 02:28:26 pm
Sword Of Xanten > *

"Today the old Gods live again."
"Today the old Gods will die with them..."
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Post by: an0n on May 13, 2006, 02:29:06 pm
Doublepost.
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Post by: Carl on May 13, 2006, 03:10:41 pm
I vote for Bertha.
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Post by: Shade on May 13, 2006, 03:50:00 pm
Hilda. Definitely looks like a Hilda.
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Post by: starfox on May 13, 2006, 04:20:36 pm
hmmmm

 :shaking:
Bertha or Gerthrude would do....
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Post by: Dough with Fish on May 13, 2006, 05:09:07 pm
How about Pat? Not Patricia or Patrice or anything. Just vanillia old Pat. That way, it's ambigous enough to let people make up their mind if they can't tell its a man or a woman or a THING.
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Post by: Ulala on May 13, 2006, 08:05:09 pm
Helga.
Matilda.
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Post by: Rictor on May 13, 2006, 10:16:51 pm
How about Pat? Not Patricia or Patrice or anything. Just vanillia old Pat. That way, it's ambigous enough to let people make up their mind if they can't tell its a man or a woman or a THING.

You got that from SNL, didn't you?

C'mon people, put some effort into it! Search deep in the dark, forbidden corners of your twisted heart, and try to remember the name of your 9th grade math teacher.
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Post by: Dough with Fish on May 13, 2006, 10:20:46 pm
Yeah, I got it from SNL. And my ninth grade math teacher? HIS name was Mitchell Veith... Good guy, he's actually my neighbor. It wasn't that bad having my math teacher next door, actually.
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Post by: achtung on May 13, 2006, 10:21:38 pm
ugulay beetch?
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Post by: Ghostavo on May 13, 2006, 10:28:00 pm
C'mon people, put some effort into it! Search deep in the dark, forbidden corners of your twisted heart, and try to remember the name of your 9th grade math teacher.

Bob!
Not really, but it could have been!
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Post by: Flipside on May 14, 2006, 08:09:46 am
Bertha :)
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Post by: Mefustae on May 14, 2006, 08:28:49 am
Ivanna Tinkle?

Trust me, it'll play big with Year 7'ers.
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Post by: Goober5000 on May 14, 2006, 11:39:58 pm
Eleanor
Prunella
Hildegarde
Constance
Lucretia
Hester
Mildred
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Post by: Grug on May 15, 2006, 12:49:42 am
Hilary.
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Post by: Deepblue on May 15, 2006, 12:57:15 am
How about Pat? Not Patricia or Patrice or anything. Just vanillia old Pat. That way, it's ambigous enough to let people make up their mind if they can't tell its a man or a woman or a THING.

You got that from SNL, didn't you?

C'mon people, put some effort into it! Search deep in the dark, forbidden corners of your twisted heart, and try to remember the name of your 9th grade math teacher.

Mr. Aslamy???
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Post by: CP5670 on May 15, 2006, 01:24:22 am
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C'mon people, put some effort into it! Search deep in the dark, forbidden corners of your twisted heart, and try to remember the name of your 9th grade math teacher.

Sandra if I remember correctly, and she was quite a jackass. :p
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Post by: Sandwich on May 15, 2006, 04:54:01 am
C'mon people, put some effort into it! Search deep in the dark, forbidden corners of your twisted heart, and try to remember the name of your 9th grade math teacher.

Batya.
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Post by: aldo_14 on May 15, 2006, 04:55:58 am
What's 9th grade?
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Post by: IPAndrews on May 15, 2006, 05:04:43 am
Kathy Burke

http://www.kathyburke.co.uk/
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Post by: Sandwich on May 15, 2006, 05:55:11 am
Kathy Burke

http://www.kathyburke.co.uk/

What the....??? That's my aunt's maiden name! Sure ain't my aunt's website, though. :p
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Post by: Wobble73 on May 15, 2006, 06:42:21 am
 :D Hilda!
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Post by: Wobble73 on May 15, 2006, 06:47:05 am
 ::) Or how about Doris, she looks like a Doris to me
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Post by: Setekh on May 15, 2006, 06:54:00 am
Bertha :)

Did you not read my first post? ;)

I'm leaning towards Mildred at the moment. Trust Goob to come up with a whole list of them. :D
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Post by: Sandwich on May 15, 2006, 08:11:37 am
Gertrude was always equally revolting.
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Post by: ZylonBane on May 15, 2006, 10:32:26 am
Giving an ugly character an ugly name is really quite... obvious, don't you think?
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Post by: aldo_14 on May 15, 2006, 10:34:41 am
Giving an ugly character an ugly name is really quite... obvious, don't you think?

I think that's the point.
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Post by: Ulala on May 15, 2006, 12:00:53 pm
Estella. Wait, she was really hot.. but also heartless. Ugly on the inside ok?
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Post by: ZylonBane on May 15, 2006, 01:04:23 pm
Giving an ugly character an ugly name is really quite... obvious, don't you think?

I think that's the point.
The point is to approach the problem in the maximally unimaginative way?

Whatever you say, Poochie.
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Post by: aldo_14 on May 15, 2006, 01:23:29 pm
The point is to approach the problem in the maximally unimaginative way?

Whatever you say, Poochie.

Why do you care?  Why? Is your world going to collapse if a story involving - gasp - an ugly women involves a name with ugly connotations?  It's not ****ing avant-garde art here.  It's not the turner bloody prize (thank christ).  Did you even read what Setekh was intending to do?  Or did you just blaze in with the stereotypical snide wee comment as per usual?
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Post by: Ulala on May 15, 2006, 01:25:43 pm
That's what I like about ZB though, you can always expect the usual.
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Post by: Colonol Dekker on May 19, 2006, 07:52:40 am
Mildred  Prunella Scugwurthy
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Post by: Gortef on May 19, 2006, 10:24:39 am
Fyyrten Drachenbuns




...
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Post by: Setekh on May 19, 2006, 10:37:46 am
Aldo's right - it's just meant to be cheesy, an ugly name for an ugly woman. Well, that was the idea.

Well, here's the fruit of my labour. It's just a little pair of worksheets for a year 7 class to teach them fractions. Good fun for all. :)

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Post by: Ulala on May 19, 2006, 10:43:05 am
lol.. I think it's great! *starts filling out the answers*