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Title: Eurovision 2006 Finals
Post by: Janos on May 20, 2006, 02:41:54 pm
ongoing

Jesus Christ, the only one which I remember was Norway and I cannot even remember it now.

Live feed somewhere on BBC i think

this is a ****ing travesty as it should and as it will  be. forever
Title: Re: Eurovision 2006 Finals
Post by: Janos on May 20, 2006, 02:43:43 pm
i don't know who this girl is but she's singin about johnny, connie and O'SMARTY

Edit: There was a guitar solo and breakdancing from out of nowhere.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2006 Finals
Post by: Lt.Cannonfodder on May 20, 2006, 02:47:57 pm
This is quite fun with a bit of alcohol. And mute button.

LORDI FTW!1!!!11!!1
Title: Re: Eurovision 2006 Finals
Post by: Janos on May 20, 2006, 02:49:47 pm
Russian entry had mullets and a goddamn white-painted girl coming out of a flygel and streching painfully.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2006 Finals
Post by: Lt.Cannonfodder on May 20, 2006, 02:51:45 pm
Russian entry had mullets
Russian McGyver!

Oo! Macedonia trusts in boobs. How original.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2006 Finals
Post by: Janos on May 20, 2006, 03:03:09 pm
horrible slow song with moonspeak lyrics and preposterous posturing sighted

Also, the count so far:
| DRUMS: 5 | ORIENTAL: 3 | removed: 50 MILLION | RAPPERS: 1 | BANSHEES: 5 | ROBOTS: 1 | LESBIANS: 4 | GUITAR SOLOS: 1 | MULLETS: 1
Title: Re: Eurovision 2006 Finals
Post by: Prophet on May 20, 2006, 03:04:20 pm
I'm not watching. Becasue I don't know the exact time Lordi is on and I don't want to endure all that other ****e.

Althought it was an established fact that Finland cannot ever win, or even reach the top 5 in the eurovision, this might actually be our one chance to make history. But it will be the last time Finns will fare well in it. After this we will never reach the top 5 again. Propably won't even get past semifinals.
And althought Lordi claims they have no part in satanic worship, I certain there must be some sort of pact with the devil going on. Its the only explanation why Finland is in the finlals. Although they are a damn good band, it shouldn't matter. It's not like the quality of the music has mattered in the contest before.

Lordi FTW!
Title: Re: Eurovision 2006 Finals
Post by: Janos on May 20, 2006, 03:05:42 pm
Ahahahaha it's the LT United, the crown jewel of Lithuania

WE ARE THE WINNER OF YUROVISHUN

Mein kopf hurts.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2006 Finals
Post by: Lt.Cannonfodder on May 20, 2006, 03:08:59 pm
I'm not watching. Becasue I don't know the exact time Lordi is on and I don't want to endure all that other ****e.

Two songs to go to Lordi. And get some booze man and the contest will turn pretty hilarious.

EDIT: England impresses everyone by being the worst one so far. You were left on that island for a reason!
Title: Re: Eurovision 2006 Finals
Post by: Janos on May 20, 2006, 03:11:15 pm
Ok Britain what the **** were you thinking

4 schoolgirls squealing like pigs and a british white rapper

jesus christ your country should be bombed why didn't the Germans succeed
Title: Re: Eurovision 2006 Finals
Post by: Rictor on May 20, 2006, 03:14:12 pm
Hard Rock Hallelujah is the only song I've actually heard, and the only band who's name I know. So, uh, go Lordi. Gwar ripoffs.

And in the grand tragicomedic fashion on Yugoslavia the damn contest apparently played a hand in the escalating tensions between Serbia and Montenegro, which culminated in tommorow's refferendum on independence. How many song contest can claim they helped break apart a country? Yay!
Title: Re: Eurovision 2006 Finals
Post by: Janos on May 20, 2006, 03:16:15 pm
yay loordi  :blah:
Title: Re: Eurovision 2006 Finals
Post by: Lt.Cannonfodder on May 20, 2006, 03:16:34 pm
The HAT!
Title: Re: Eurovision 2006 Finals
Post by: Janos on May 20, 2006, 03:21:09 pm
The HAT!

the goddamn WINGS and burning axe, dude  :pimp:
Title: Re: Eurovision 2006 Finals
Post by: Janos on May 20, 2006, 03:33:19 pm
Well the Croatian, uhh, home video artist Severina is actually a humanoid cod in disguise

Her video is quite watchable when you're alone, if you catch my drift
Title: Re: Eurovision 2006 Finals
Post by: Lt.Cannonfodder on May 20, 2006, 03:36:15 pm
The eyes of the swedish singer scare me  :shaking:
Title: Re: Eurovision 2006 Finals
Post by: Janos on May 20, 2006, 03:46:10 pm
The eyes of the swedish singer scare me  :shaking:

Maybe because she is a hardcore reborn Christian?

Armenian entry just reeks of quality.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2006 Finals
Post by: Janos on May 20, 2006, 03:47:46 pm
Final count:
DRUMS: 10 | ORIENTAL: 8 | eurofags: 50 MILLION | RAPPERS: 2 | BANSHEES: 15 | ROBOTS: 2 | LESBIANS: 4 | GUITAR SOLOS: 3 | MULLETS: 1 | VIOLIN SOLOS: 4 | WHITE OUTFITS: MORE THAN YOU OR I CAN COUNT | ORCS: 6 | PORNSTARS: 2
Title: Re: Eurovision 2006 Finals
Post by: TrashMan on May 20, 2006, 04:18:15 pm
Well the Croatian, uhh, home video artist Severina is actually a humanoid cod in disguise

Her video is quite watchable when you're alone, if you catch my drift

hehe....

It's a travesty that she got there. How the hell she passed the finals I have no idea.. The song sucks big time - if you can understand what she's singing about... Hell, I'm currently ashamed I'm a Croat...
Title: Re: Eurovision 2006 Finals
Post by: Dough with Fish on May 20, 2006, 04:36:12 pm
....

The **** is this? Is it the UK Idol thing or whatever?
Title: Re: Eurovision 2006 Finals
Post by: Lt.Cannonfodder on May 20, 2006, 04:48:47 pm
50 points lead... I feel the hell freezing over.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2006 Finals
Post by: Janos on May 20, 2006, 04:57:12 pm
hahahaha Finland ****ing WON the Eurovisions with their monster act and with all-time record too hahahhahaha
Title: Re: Eurovision 2006 Finals
Post by: Lt.Cannonfodder on May 20, 2006, 04:57:21 pm
YAAAARRGGHHH! YEEES!

Go Lordi, go Finland!
Title: Re: Eurovision 2006 Finals
Post by: Ferret on May 20, 2006, 08:27:51 pm
The only reason to watch Eurovision is to hear Terry Wogan taking the piss out of everyone. I swear if every other country knew what he said wars would be started.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2006 Finals
Post by: Rictor on May 20, 2006, 08:50:39 pm
I don't know man, it takes a lot to startle a war. I've tried, and those bastards are fearless.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2006 Finals
Post by: an0n on May 20, 2006, 10:26:51 pm
I liked the Poko, Loco, Choco-holo one. Because it was pure filth.

And I actually liked the UK entry. Daz FTW.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2006 Finals
Post by: Nuke on May 21, 2006, 02:01:08 am
i dont care much for lordi but go finland!
Title: Re: Eurovision 2006 Finals
Post by: Grug on May 21, 2006, 04:49:39 am
Say again?
Did someone say Porn Stars? =o
Title: Re: Eurovision 2006 Finals
Post by: IPAndrews on May 21, 2006, 05:01:45 am
Ok Britain what the **** were you thinking. 4 schoolgirls squealing like pigs and a british white rapper

Our entry was chosen by popular vote and our population sees Eurovision as a joke. Think about it ;).
Title: Re: Eurovision 2006 Finals
Post by: Lt.Cannonfodder on May 21, 2006, 05:14:39 am
Our entry was chosen by popular vote and our population sees Eurovision as a joke.

Same here, and look what happened  ;)
Title: Re: Eurovision 2006 Finals
Post by: Col. Fishguts on May 21, 2006, 03:58:15 pm
Holy **** yes ! Finland I love you.
This is a slap in the face of all those cheesy, whiny feel-good performances. And best of all, it's slap backed up by a democratic poll :lol:
Title: Re: Eurovision 2006 Finals
Post by: Gortef on May 22, 2006, 04:07:15 am
Woohoo! That was indeed a spectacular Saturday evening. :lol:
I have never ever been this interested in Eurovision before. Go Lordi! \,,/
They made a point record aswell. :lol:

Too bad for Hell though, must be quite cold there at the moment.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2006 Finals
Post by: aldo_14 on May 22, 2006, 04:09:33 am
I don't know man, it takes a lot to startle a war. I've tried, and those bastards are fearless.

Ah, but you're not Terry Wogan.