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Title: I am a millionair now!!!
Post by: Polpolion on May 20, 2006, 08:35:36 pm
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Beloved In Christ,

Calvary greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus
Christ, I am Mrs Theresa Opia, a widow to Late
Edward Opia, I am 70years old, I am now a new
Christian convert,suffering from long time cancer of the breast.From
all indications, my condition is serious and according to my doctor it
is quite obvious that I may not survive the sickness,although as a
christain,I beleive God and I know that I will not die,I will live to
declare the glory of God. My late husband and my only son were killed
during the Ogoni Crisis some years back and I am presently Leaving with
some domestic staffers,Our Lord Jesus Christ is my
comforter.

I have the sum of $25,000,000.(Twenty Five million US Dollars)The fund
is in cash, packaged in consignments deposited with a Security Company
for safety and security reasons Presently all the documents concerning
the consignments are with my lawyer.Now that my sickness has gone to
this stage,I am scared i might die any time therefore wish that the
fund be used to the glory of God This money is the procceed from the
sale of properties and shares and physical cash i inherited from my
late husband.

I have prayed and I told God to direct me to an honest christian who
will receive this fund and utilise it for things that will glorify the
name of God.

After my prayers,I searched the christain sites in the internet,I
found your email address and I decided to contact you.Please if you are
honest and faithful enough to use this fund strictly for the work of
God,please send to me your full names,phone/fax number and address of
your ministry to enable me give it to my lawyer for immediate
arrangement with the security company on how the consignments that
contained the fund will be delivered to you.


Thanks and God bless you while waiting to hear from you.
 
Mrs Theresa Opia.



I recived this e-mail a little bit ago, and I'm not sure if it's real. I'm thinking it's a fake because 1) my e-mail address is not on any Christian sites, 2) If it was real, they would at least capitolize the 'c' in Christain  and 3) all of the punctuation errors. Still amusing, though. If this is real, though, I'm gonna be pissed because I passed out on 25 mil dolla's. What do you guys think?
Title: Re: I am a millionair now!!!
Post by: Ghostavo on May 20, 2006, 08:39:04 pm
I think you do justice to your title.  :p
Title: Re: I am a millionair now!!!
Post by: Rictor on May 20, 2006, 08:48:49 pm
Is it real? I don't know, was Hitler a rabbi?

I have yet to see someone make a real effort at this. Things like basic punctuation, an elementary command of the English language and some semi-legit looking email address would go a long way. It's disappointing really, there's not craftsmanship in being a con-man anymore.
Title: Re: I am a millionair now!!!
Post by: IceFire on May 20, 2006, 08:50:03 pm
You don't actually believe this is real do you?  Really now?

(Hint: These are always fake.  Always.)
Title: Re: I am a millionair now!!!
Post by: Polpolion on May 20, 2006, 09:09:05 pm
I know. :nervous:


[pointless comeback] The e-mail address is from a site in another country-UBYUBSYh7uh721heh&*%g (too lazy type syndrom  :shaking: )
Title: Re: I am a millionair now!!!
Post by: Unknown Target on May 20, 2006, 09:10:12 pm
*reads thesizzler's post*

*dies a little more inside*
Title: Re: I am a millionair now!!!
Post by: Polpolion on May 20, 2006, 09:22:09 pm
My posts seem to harm people. :/

Stratcomm stabbed his monitor, Raa or someone like that exploded, a couple people got cancer or something, and now it's killing Unknown Target!
Title: Re: I am a millionair now!!!
Post by: Mars on May 20, 2006, 09:37:29 pm
I wonder why.
:rolleyes:
Title: Re: I am a millionair now!!!
Post by: Ace on May 20, 2006, 09:42:57 pm
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Hello, I am Mr. Ubutu from South Africa.

I just inherited 50,000,000 dollars but I must take it to safe place.

Please send me your phone number, street address, and E-Mail and I will send to you.

Adolf Elizabeth Hitler was also a rabbi!

It all seriousness the red flag you saw was not capitalizing 'christian?'

...

::)
Title: Re: I am a millionair now!!!
Post by: WMCoolmon on May 20, 2006, 09:59:13 pm
*reads thesizzler's post*

*dies a little more inside*

I'm Laughing My ****ing Ass Off inside. :lol: :wakka: :lol:
Title: Re: I am a millionair now!!!
Post by: Polpolion on May 20, 2006, 10:12:55 pm
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My ****ing Ass

*snickers*
Title: Re: I am a millionair now!!!
Post by: Nuclear1 on May 20, 2006, 10:31:03 pm
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My ****ing Ass

*snickers*

Oh, don't.

I still can't believe these e-mails are still funny no matter how many times I read them. :lol:
Title: Re: I am a millionair now!!!
Post by: WMCoolmon on May 20, 2006, 11:24:54 pm
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My ****ing Ass

*snickers*

Prison Sex don't count.

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There’s a “custodial engineer” who empties out our wastebaskets during the day and it was just discovered that he spent 15 years in prison at some point in his life. My lady co-worker friend, who knows no fear, or tact for that matter, proceeded to ask him if it was really true about picking up the soap in the shower.

They got to talking and he said that prison sex is not homosexual, because “it don’t count”. Basically, if a man has no conjugal visits – then a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do. “It ain’t gay” is what he declares.
Title: Re: I am a millionair now!!!
Post by: Mars on May 20, 2006, 11:41:31 pm
One of my female freinds in high-school went on a feild trip to a prison when she was in middle-shool... one of the detainees... relived urges... when he saw the middle-school girls (of course they were never allowed to go down the actual halls near the bars). To me, that sort of thing (pediphilia) is disgusting no matter what.
Title: Re: I am a millionair now!!!
Post by: Mefustae on May 20, 2006, 11:45:53 pm
What the hell?! How did we get onto this somewhat disturbing subject??
Title: Re: I am a millionair now!!!
Post by: Mars on May 20, 2006, 11:50:15 pm
Very quickly. For a second there I thought I meant to post my last post in the "supersoaker" topic... cause it's just that wrong.
Title: Re: I am a millionair now!!!
Post by: Ferret on May 20, 2006, 11:57:59 pm
Wow, the Nigerian princes have evolved.
Title: Re: I am a millionair now!!!
Post by: Janos on May 21, 2006, 12:25:37 am
attach huge.jpg into a reply

it will crash his machine
Title: Re: I am a millionair now!!!
Post by: Mars on May 21, 2006, 12:32:44 am
Well... it was pertinant to the conversation. I seem to have hit a nerve, which only proves my point. Janos, considering you went to this (http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,39893.0.html) thread, I topic after reading my post, I don't see how my post can be that bad.
Title: Re: I am a millionair now!!!
Post by: Janos on May 21, 2006, 02:21:43 am
Well... it was pertinant to the conversation. I seem to have hit a nerve, which only proves my point. Janos, considering you went to this (http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,39893.0.html) thread, I topic after reading my post, I don't see how my post can be that bad.

I am not quite following you on this one darling
Title: Re: I am a millionair now!!!
Post by: Mars on May 21, 2006, 02:58:16 am
God damn, I'm sorry if I'm not making any sense, it's 2 A.M. here right now, my brain is not functioning too well.
Title: Re: I am a millionair now!!!
Post by: Grug on May 21, 2006, 04:32:43 am
If only life was as easy as chopping wood to make a fire and be warm for the night...
Title: Re: I am a millionair now!!!
Post by: aldo_14 on May 21, 2006, 07:34:14 am
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night. I work all day.

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.


I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.


He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.


I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!


I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Mama

He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!


He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.


He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Title: Re: I am a millionair now!!!
Post by: Grug on May 21, 2006, 07:49:32 am
I love you. ^.^
Title: Re: I am a millionair now!!!
Post by: Mefustae on May 21, 2006, 08:13:45 am
A cookie to someone who can find a video of that side-splittingly awesome song.
Title: Re: I am a millionair now!!!
Post by: Ferret on May 21, 2006, 08:15:43 am
Audio is just as good.
Title: Re: I am a millionair now!!!
Post by: Bobboau on May 21, 2006, 08:34:56 am
I've got both on my HD, it's 21 MB but I don't particularly feel like uploading it.
Title: Re: I am a millionair now!!!
Post by: aldo_14 on May 21, 2006, 09:34:34 am
I'll takea macadamia nut, cheers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDrIMzHzQQk)
Title: Re: I am a millionair now!!!
Post by: karajorma on May 21, 2006, 10:02:52 am
Oh come on. How hard is it to go to youtube.com and type in Lumberjack Song. :p You should consider yourself lucky if you get something from Aldi's value range :D
Title: Re: I am a millionair now!!!
Post by: aldo_14 on May 21, 2006, 12:04:36 pm
Oh come on. How hard is it to go to youtube.com and type in Lumberjack Song. :p You should consider yourself lucky if you get something from Aldi's value range :D

free food is free food........
Title: Re: I am a millionair now!!!
Post by: karajorma on May 21, 2006, 01:36:45 pm
You sure you're not still a student? :p
Title: Re: I am a millionair now!!!
Post by: aldo_14 on May 21, 2006, 01:50:42 pm
You sure you're not still a student? :p

Only in heart.
Title: Re: I am a millionair now!!!
Post by: Mefustae on May 21, 2006, 09:51:01 pm
I'll takea macadamia nut, cheers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDrIMzHzQQk)
Macadamia?! What am I, made of money??!


(http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/6676/soupnazi8vg.jpg)

No cookie for you!!
Title: Re: I am a millionair now!!!
Post by: Grug on May 21, 2006, 10:17:45 pm
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HooUO-PkG0Q&search=monty%20python%20philosopher

:D
Not as good as the live version, but funz anyways. ^.^


Edit: Nuts, beaten to the punch. :p
Title: Re: I am a millionair now!!!
Post by: aldo_14 on May 22, 2006, 02:54:56 am
I recived this e-mail a little bit ago, and I'm not sure if it's real. I'm thinking it's a fake because 1) my e-mail address is not on any Christian sites, 2) If it was real, they would at least capitolize the 'c' in Christain  and 3) all of the punctuation errors. Still amusing, though. If this is real, though, I'm gonna be pissed because I passed out on 25 mil dolla's. What do you guys think?
How does it feel to be
One of the beautiful people
Now that you know who you are
What do you want to be
And have you traveled very far
far as the eye can see

How does it feel to be
One of the beautiful people
How often have you been there
Often enough to know
What did you see when you were there
Nothing that doesn't show

Baby you're a rich man
Baby you're a rich man
Baby you're a rich man, too
You keep all your money in a big brown bag
inside a zoo, what a thing to do
Baby you're a rich man
Baby you're a rich man
Baby you're a rich man, too

How does it feel to be
One of the beautiful people
Tuned to a natural E
happy to be that way
Now that you've found another key
What are you going to play

Baby you're a rich man
Baby you're a rich man
Baby you're a rich man, too
You keep all your money in a big brown bag
inside a zoo, what a thing to do
Baby you're a rich man
Baby you're a rich man
Baby you're a rich man, too
Title: Re: I am a millionair now!!!
Post by: Polpolion on May 22, 2006, 08:01:37 pm
:shaking:

Even I don't know how this got off-topic.
Title: Re: I am a millionair now!!!
Post by: watsisname on May 22, 2006, 11:58:26 pm
There was a topic?