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Title: Well, that's the majority screwed......
Post by: aldo_14 on May 22, 2006, 07:46:14 am
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/05/22/huge_tory_majority/

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A married Tory councillor has been caught with his trousers down performing live on a UK swingers' website, The Sun reports.

Nick Churchill, 47, is reportedly a regular visitor to the "sordid" UK40s site where, as one user explained: "You can see him playing with himself. We found out he was a councillor when he said he'd been re-elected and how big his majority was."

Churchill - who holds sway over Harlow's Sumners & Kingsmoor - says wife Jennifer, 32, is "aware of his kinky capers". He told The Sun: "This is personal and doesn't affect my duties as a councillor. When I'm at home I'm comfortable with no clothes. I've been to the odd party but I don't take part in sexual activities."

Churchill's majority is indeed impressive - 358 as of the local elections of 4 May 2006. ®

No word if Prescott is registered on the same site, mind.
Title: Re: Well, that's the majority screwed......
Post by: Flipside on May 22, 2006, 12:31:05 pm
I love the way everyone goes on about seeing him naked and the paper seems obsessed with the size of his Majority, but then, it is the Sun ;)
Title: Re: Well, that's the majority screwed......
Post by: karajorma on May 22, 2006, 01:19:40 pm
As long as the wife knows and doesn't care I don't either :)
Title: Re: Well, that's the majority screwed......
Post by: aldo_14 on May 22, 2006, 01:26:45 pm
I've heard he's an outstanding member*.








*Oooh,er, matron
Title: Re: Well, that's the majority screwed......
Post by: WMCoolmon on May 22, 2006, 01:49:59 pm
I love the way everyone goes on about seeing him naked and the paper seems obsessed with the size of his Majority, but then, it is the Sun ;)

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"You can see him playing with himself. We found out he was a councillor when he said he'd been re-elected and how big his majority was."

:lol:
Title: Re: Well, that's the majority screwed......
Post by: an0n on May 22, 2006, 01:57:21 pm
No word if Prescott is registered on the same site, mind.

[size=9]BAD![/size]

/me punches Aldo
Title: Re: Well, that's the majority screwed......
Post by: Ferret on May 23, 2006, 01:31:34 am
No word if Prescott is registered on the same site, mind.

[size=9]BAD![/size]

/me punches Aldo
Agreed, unneeded mental images! >_<
Title: Re: Well, that's the majority screwed......
Post by: Taristin on May 23, 2006, 08:45:11 pm
As long as the wife knows and doesn't care I don't either :)

Even if she didn't, why should you care?
Title: Re: Well, that's the majority screwed......
Post by: karajorma on May 24, 2006, 02:19:11 am
Cause cheating spouses who get caught out by doing something blatantly stupid (like putting pictures of yourself cheating on the internet) is always a source of humour. :)

The only reason I'd really care was if he's one of those "moral majority" wankers who pushes that everyone should be in a traditional nuclear family while getting up to all kinds of things he publicly claims are immoral.
Title: Re: Well, that's the majority screwed......
Post by: Colonol Dekker on May 24, 2006, 03:49:51 am
Did you read in the Metro, or see on the news weeks back, A member of the BNP was in that "Cheeky Sailor Film"... My god what a way to slur your image :D
Title: Re: Well, that's the majority screwed......
Post by: aldo_14 on May 24, 2006, 03:51:15 am
Did you read in the Metro, or see on the news weeks back, A member of the BNP was in that "Cheeky Sailor Film"... My god what a way to slur your image :D

i know, being associated with a BNP member is a bastard for the career.
Title: Re: Well, that's the majority screwed......
Post by: Colonol Dekker on May 24, 2006, 04:01:46 am
Did you read in the Metro, or see on the news weeks back, A member of the BNP was in that "Cheeky Sailor Film"... My god what a way to slur your image :D

i know, being associated with a BNP member is a bastard for the career.

 :lol: BNP + REPUTAION = CAREER + :snipe:  :lol:
Title: Re: Well, that's the majority screwed......
Post by: Clave on May 27, 2006, 03:32:47 am
You can mock the BNP all you like, but... oh wait my sentence finishes there... :drevil: