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Title: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Wild Fragaria on May 23, 2006, 02:40:34 pm
What kinda toppings do you like and what's the best pizza you have ever eaten?
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Post by: Flipside on May 23, 2006, 03:05:04 pm
Everyone is going to hate me because I am a Ham and Pineapple fan :p Though I do like other kinds, Pizzas are getting like curries in the UK, there seems to be this 'masculine' thing about eating as spicy a pizza as possible. I hate stuffed crusts, btw, the crust gets stodgy enough anyway. Best pizza I ever had was a thin'n'crispy Cheese, Tomato, Ham and Chicken :D Boring, but reliable ;)
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Post by: Ford Prefect on May 23, 2006, 03:06:25 pm
Grilled chicken, garlic, and feta cheese. It's a culinary orgasm.
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Post by: MicroPsycho on May 23, 2006, 03:11:51 pm
Hawaiian Pizza FTW(ham, pineapple and mozarella cheese)
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Post by: Ferret on May 23, 2006, 03:20:04 pm
Bacon and mushroom.
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Post by: karajorma on May 23, 2006, 03:29:08 pm
Grilled chicken, garlic, and feta cheese. It's a culinary orgasm.

First time I've ever heard someone mention a pizza topping that isn't meat that I liked :D
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Post by: Col. Fishguts on May 23, 2006, 03:52:30 pm
Hawaiian Pizza FTW(ham, pineapple and mozarella cheese)

:yes: dito
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Post by: Turambar on May 23, 2006, 04:08:56 pm
i go for pineapple-chicken
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Post by: aldo_14 on May 23, 2006, 04:15:13 pm
I'm a pepperoni traditionalist, myself (bearing in mind I've not had a takeaway since I was in London on work ages ago).  Although I once had hoisin duck pizza, which sounds really nice, until you order it and discover it's a cheese and tomato with some lumps of duck on top and hoisin sauce poured on top.  And from a Bavarian themed pub, too. 
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Wild Fragaria on May 23, 2006, 04:16:53 pm
Everyone is going to hate me because I am a Ham and Pineapple fan :p Though I do like other kinds, Pizzas are getting like curries in the UK, there seems to be this 'masculine' thing about eating as spicy a pizza as possible. I hate stuffed crusts, btw, the crust gets stodgy enough anyway. Best pizza I ever had was a thin'n'crispy Cheese, Tomato, Ham and Chicken :D Boring, but reliable ;)

Yum... hams and pineapple is a classic.  I love thin crust and enjoy spicy pizza.

Grilled chicken, garlic, and feta cheese. It's a culinary orgasm.

First time I've ever heard someone mention a pizza topping that isn't meat that I liked :D

@ Ford Prefect:  Very interesting description

@ kj:  You know it probably has real sliced garlic?!  I think you're more into the grilled chicken than the garlic :P

Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Geezer on May 23, 2006, 05:05:03 pm
Cheese 'n' Lactaid
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: karajorma on May 23, 2006, 05:23:54 pm
@ kj:  You know it probably has real sliced garlic?!  I think you're more into the grilled chicken than the garlic :P

Slice it up small enough and I won't mind :)
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Herra Tohtori on May 23, 2006, 05:46:41 pm
At pizza places I usually get a kebab pizza (for example, kebab, onion, ananas, jalapeno + garlic), just because they are usually quite good and it saves time when you always know what to get.Plus, I prefer strong tastes to mild ones.

Though, I like self-made pizza better. It's more tasty and it's more like really food than just a snack that those thing pizzeria pizzas tend to be. And I usually put the following onto it:

-crushed tomatoe
-ham or minced meat coupled with beacon
-garlic and onion
-mild chili slices
-sliced tomatoe and ananas

Sometimes I also put blue cheese or pepperoni, or some other stuff i have in the fridge on it. Olives, perhaps mushrooms, whatever. I rarely resort to tuna fish.  :D
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Kamikaze on May 23, 2006, 05:50:48 pm
Cilantro. Yum.

I also like gouda cheese and sun dried tomatoes.
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Post by: MicroPsycho on May 23, 2006, 07:52:56 pm
Can we all agree that a pizza isn't a pizza unless there is some sort of meat on it?
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Post by: Turnsky on May 23, 2006, 08:06:51 pm
pepperoni.
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Post by: Nuke on May 23, 2006, 08:07:21 pm
all meat and sometimes hawian or pepperoni when im on a buduget
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Post by: Polpolion on May 23, 2006, 08:11:25 pm
Bacon and green olives
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Post by: Taristin on May 23, 2006, 08:40:04 pm
Pepperoni, sausage, mushroomand onion... thats about it.
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Post by: Mefustae on May 23, 2006, 09:29:09 pm
Possibly my favorite topping would be the 'El Paso' from a little woodfired place near me, essentially it's a thin based pizza with Aussie beef, spanish onion, kidney beans, and this really great sauce that I can't identify for the life of me, all served with a hefty portion of guacamole and sour-cream [that they send with the pizza when they deliver], it's just ace. It may not be pretty, in fact it looks rather disgusting to be honest, but it tastes damn sensational.
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Dough with Fish on May 23, 2006, 09:45:25 pm
There is a restaraunt here in town called Old Chicago (they're everywhere, actually) and I am an absolute whore for their Chicago 7. A “conspiracy” of Italian sausage, pepperoni, fresh mushrooms, black olives, green peppers, red onions and Mozzarella cheese. That pizza and a nice pint of Guinness = ****ing awsome.
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: IceFire on May 23, 2006, 09:47:05 pm
Pretty basic for me...Pepperoni, Ham, Pineapple....yummy!  I also like the tomato dipping sauce (with a hint of spice) that Little Ceasars has.  Oh and crazy bread! Yummy!
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: NGTM-1R on May 24, 2006, 02:03:00 am
Standard pepperoni. From Pizza Hut.
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Post by: Ulala on May 24, 2006, 02:24:46 am
"The Works" hands down.
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: TrashMan on May 24, 2006, 04:01:22 am
Normal pizza (tomato, mushrooms, cheese, salami)

Alltough the one with prscutto (pršut) is excellent.
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Colonol Dekker on May 24, 2006, 04:06:27 am
Hawaain, Haiwaiain, Hawaiian? Dangit Ham & Pineapple, SPicy, Meat Feast, Any to be honest Anchovies ar'nt too bad in moderation, But pizzas a rarity, like a Payday treat when i get back from Le'Pub.

What Brand/Chain do you guys use? Any londoners that dont use domino's or a local take away/kebab shop style one mustt be rich or reckless IMHO :D
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Descenterace on May 24, 2006, 04:52:24 am
My favourite pizza:
* must not contain mushrooms,
* must not contain pineapple,
* must contain obscene numbers of jalapenos.
Within that spec, there is flexibility.

As far as I know there are no pizza places in Britain that put habaneros on a pizza. Can anyone confirm/deny? My tastebuds are apparently immune to jalapeno heat.
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Colonol Dekker on May 24, 2006, 05:00:19 am
http://www.papajohns.co.uk/pizza-add.aspx?StoreID=128&ProductID=76&Customise=true

Check it, this is another chain replacing Pizza Hut round my manor :D
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Windrunner on May 24, 2006, 06:41:12 am
My favourite is a kebab pizza, its the most popular pizza here in sweden.
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Colonol Dekker on May 24, 2006, 07:17:14 am
 :wtf: Why have i never considered this before,............
It's like i've opened my eyes for the very first time............
<choir voice>Kebab Pizza<choir voice/>
I am enlightened............
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Windrunner on May 24, 2006, 08:35:10 am
:wtf: Why have i never considered this before,............
It's like i've opened my eyes for the very first time............
<choir voice>Kebab Pizza<choir voice/>
I am enlightened............

your sarcasm is noted my good sir...
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Colonol Dekker on May 24, 2006, 08:39:21 am
:wtf: Why have i never considered this before,............
It's like i've opened my eyes for the very first time............
<choir voice>Kebab Pizza<choir voice/>
I am enlightened............

your sarcasm is noted my good sir...


<choir voice>Kebab Pizza<choir voice/>
I am enlightened............

Surely you took not my good words as sarcasm, Nay merrily they were meant as a testiment to your cullinary genius,


cullinary genius, I tell thee !!

Kebabs + Pizza = Mint!

Mint = good :nod:


Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Corsair on May 24, 2006, 08:40:51 am
just straight cheese... or pineapple... or pineapple and chicken... mmmmmmmm
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Post by: Sandwich on May 24, 2006, 09:53:57 am
Halumi cheese and/or smoked goose breast FTW. :D
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Colonol Dekker on May 24, 2006, 10:25:31 am
http://www.greatpartyrecipes.com/homemade_pizza_recipes.html (http://www.greatpartyrecipes.com/homemade_pizza_recipes.html)
For when im skint. ::)
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: ZylonBane on May 24, 2006, 11:15:50 am
Totino's Mexican Party Pizza. The best pizza $1 can buy!
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Wild Fragaria on May 24, 2006, 01:53:20 pm
Hawaain, Haiwaiain, Hawaiian? Dangit Ham & Pineapple, SPicy, Meat Feast, Any to be honest Anchovies ar'nt too bad in moderation, But pizzas a rarity, like a Payday treat when i get back from Le'Pub.

What Brand/Chain do you guys use? Any londoners that dont use domino's or a local take away/kebab shop style one mustt be rich or reckless IMHO :D

I like Papa John's Pizza.

I bought a pizza for dinner last night -- pepperoni, Italian sausage, onions, green peppers and mushroom :D
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Fineus on May 24, 2006, 02:43:59 pm
I tend to go for the "taste explosion" approach when it comes to pizza.. that usually means full house or something similar. In particular I enjoy pepperoni, sweetcorn, peppers and pinapple but like to try different things.
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: aldo_14 on May 24, 2006, 04:49:35 pm
Hawaain, Haiwaiain, Hawaiian? Dangit Ham & Pineapple, SPicy, Meat Feast, Any to be honest Anchovies ar'nt too bad in moderation, But pizzas a rarity, like a Payday treat when i get back from Le'Pub.

What Brand/Chain do you guys use? Any londoners that dont use domino's or a local take away/kebab shop style one mustt be rich or reckless IMHO :D

I like Papa John's Pizza.

I bought a pizza for dinner last night -- pepperoni, Italian sausage, onions, green peppers and mushroom :D

Are you saying this thread was entirely to pick you your dinner?

Kudos! :D
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: ZylonBane on May 24, 2006, 05:27:54 pm
I tend to go for the "taste explosion" approach when it comes to pizza.. that usually means full house or something similar. In particular I enjoy pepperoni, sweetcorn, peppers and pinapple but like to try different things.
CORN? You put CORN on your pizza?

Oh that's right... forgot where you're from. I guess you lot probably put pig's blood, baked beans, and mushy peas on your pizzas too.
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: aldo_14 on May 24, 2006, 05:29:19 pm
I tend to go for the "taste explosion" approach when it comes to pizza.. that usually means full house or something similar. In particular I enjoy pepperoni, sweetcorn, peppers and pinapple but like to try different things.
CORN? You put CORN on your pizza?

Oh that's right... forgot where you're from. I guess you lot probably put pig's blood, baked beans, and mushy peas on your pizzas too.

Yes.  We also ritually sacrifice sarcky Americans to the Great God Piz'ahout on Friday everings.
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Ford Prefect on May 24, 2006, 05:35:00 pm
It wouldn't surprise me. My friend used to work at a pizza place, and he was never so horrified as when a couple of Brits came in and asked if they made pizza with tuna and corn. What the hell do they do to you over there?
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Post by: Ghostavo on May 24, 2006, 05:41:39 pm
I tend to go for the "taste explosion" approach when it comes to pizza.. that usually means full house or something similar. In particular I enjoy pepperoni, sweetcorn, peppers and pinapple but like to try different things.
CORN? You put CORN on your pizza?

Oh that's right... forgot where you're from. I guess you lot probably put pig's blood, baked beans, and mushy peas on your pizzas too.

Yes.  We also ritually sacrifice sarcky Americans to the Great God Piz'ahout on Friday everings.

Do you deliver?
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Fineus on May 24, 2006, 06:02:10 pm
How else do you explain stuffed crusts? :)
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: ZylonBane on May 24, 2006, 08:07:25 pm
It wouldn't surprise me. My friend used to work at a pizza place, and he was never so horrified as when a couple of Brits came in and asked if they made pizza with tuna and corn. What the hell do they do to you over there?
Pizza to the British is like the monolith in 2001: A Space Odyssey was to those prehistoric ape-men. They don't quite know what to make of it, so they beat cow skulls, throw bones in the air, and put corn and tuna on it.

And headz.
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Post by: phreak on May 24, 2006, 08:23:30 pm
The less vegetables on a pizza the better.  The exception here being hot peppers.  Meat is manditory, except for maybe fish.
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Post by: ZylonBane on May 24, 2006, 08:25:38 pm
The ultimate pizza topping is ANOTHER PIZZA.
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Post by: Mefustae on May 24, 2006, 08:41:44 pm
Anyone ever tried a chillie pizza?
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Post by: Grug on May 24, 2006, 10:13:21 pm
Supreme!
I want it all! I want it all... I want it all...
Damnit now the songs stuck in my head. :p

I love some extra cheese though. Mmm, mmm!


Here's a question, anyone eaten pizza naked? :)
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Sandwich on May 25, 2006, 02:53:37 am
Wait, like, where the pizza is naked, or where the one eating the pizza is naked? :confused:
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Colonol Dekker on May 25, 2006, 03:28:32 am
Ughh, Why am i reading this ow? I hit the old battlecruiser last night, ( aka boozer, as in Le'Pub) and i literally crawl to my desk, slump into my chair, agoniy as i type my login, HLP pops up with new posts, my head is spinning. I already feel like a rainbow cough, And all this pizza stuff pops up.

Oh Dear god no..............

"Runs towards the john," (Serious, i'm going off to blow chinks....) :(
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Fineus on May 25, 2006, 04:08:04 am
Nice ;)
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Grug on May 25, 2006, 04:15:58 am
The person who is consuming it, it would be boring pizza otherwise.

I'd advise against it. If it was too hot, and a piece dripped on you, it would burn like crazy.
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Colonol Dekker on May 25, 2006, 04:21:08 am
Just got back, I had a damn good chunder, i still feel like hammered sh17, but at least now i dont feel drunk anymore. BTW my last post diddnt quite turn out how i meant..

Quote
"Runs towards the john," (Serious, i'm going off to blow chinks....)


You all know i meant chunks right... :nervous: :wtf:

"goes to get coffee, water, orange juice, AND NO BACON / EGG / SAUSAGE / ETC ROLLS!!"
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: ZylonBane on May 25, 2006, 12:42:36 pm
You all know i meant chunks right... :nervous: :wtf:
You know we all really don't care, right?
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Wild Fragaria on May 25, 2006, 01:32:54 pm
Hawaain, Haiwaiain, Hawaiian? Dangit Ham & Pineapple, SPicy, Meat Feast, Any to be honest Anchovies ar'nt too bad in moderation, But pizzas a rarity, like a Payday treat when i get back from Le'Pub.

What Brand/Chain do you guys use? Any londoners that dont use domino's or a local take away/kebab shop style one mustt be rich or reckless IMHO :D

I like Papa John's Pizza.

I bought a pizza for dinner last night -- pepperoni, Italian sausage, onions, green peppers and mushroom :D

Are you saying this thread was entirely to pick you your dinner?

Kudos! :D

Because I was bored, silly  :p

Here's a question, anyone eaten pizza naked? :)

I suppose I can try that.  I often have breakfast half naked in my apartment :P
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: aldo_14 on May 25, 2006, 01:39:35 pm
Here's a question, anyone eaten pizza naked? :)

I suppose I can try that.  I often have breakfast half naked in my apartment :P

Now you're just getting him excited.


Which half?
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Wild Fragaria on May 25, 2006, 01:51:24 pm
Here's a question, anyone eaten pizza naked? :)

I suppose I can try that.  I often have breakfast half naked in my apartment :P

Now you're just getting him excited.


Which half?

I think a lot of girls and guys do that, walking around and quite often dinning in undies.  I had a roomy who always walked around the apartment naked.  She cooked, ate, watched TV and studied naked all the time.
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: karajorma on May 25, 2006, 01:55:18 pm
*deafened by sounds of forum members brains exploding* :D
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: aldo_14 on May 25, 2006, 02:00:10 pm
Ow, my head!

For the record, I've never eaten in undies.  Living at home for 23 years might have something to do with that, though........
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Wild Fragaria on May 25, 2006, 02:18:05 pm
*Wondering what your parents will say if you do*
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: aldo_14 on May 25, 2006, 02:18:27 pm
"put on some bloody clothes!"

I would guess.
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Fineus on May 25, 2006, 03:55:52 pm
I have, but only in my own room.
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Wild Fragaria on May 25, 2006, 08:17:29 pm
Who does not get naked once or twice a day in his or her own room?   :lol:

The roomy who liked to get naked didn't mind people from the street seeing her through the apartment windows, but she was bothered by me being in the same house while she's naked.  Doh!  I can sort of understand if she didn't want my boyfriend to see her naked, but wanting to be naked every where in the house and didn't like to be seen by the roomy, that's beyond me.  Excuse me, but I have to say I am pretty confident that I have a far fitter body than hers.  And I certainly didn't have to look at her when she didn't have clothes on to compare   :D
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: ZylonBane on May 25, 2006, 09:23:53 pm
For the record, I've never eaten in undies.  Living at home for 23 years might have something to do with that, though........
Well where else would you live?
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Nix on May 26, 2006, 02:20:43 am
and suddenly, the talk radio skit from Grand Theft Auto 3 comes to my mind.. about the nudist saying nudity is good and such... with Lazlo saying something to the effect of "clothes are good too, they keep you from accidentally cooking yourself". 

Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Mefustae on May 26, 2006, 03:52:47 am
The roomy who liked to get naked didn't mind people from the street seeing her through the apartment windows, but she was bothered by me being in the same house while she's naked.  Doh!  I can sort of understand if she didn't want my boyfriend to see her naked, but wanting to be naked every where in the house and didn't like to be seen by the roomy, that's beyond me.  Excuse me, but I have to say I am pretty confident that I have a far fitter body than hers.  And I certainly didn't have to look at her when she didn't have clothes on to compare   :D
Goooo on...
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Ghostavo on May 26, 2006, 03:53:42 am
This gives a whole new meaning to eye candy...
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Colonol Dekker on May 26, 2006, 04:45:06 am
This veered off topic while i was away,- Not a bad thing.
Pizza + Naked chicks = Typical Saturday night in
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Gortef on May 29, 2006, 04:18:19 am
Wth, HLP strikes again indeed :lol:

I just clicked the <new> icon next to this topic's name and assumed to see a conversation about pizzas but nooo :D
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Grug on May 29, 2006, 05:03:00 am
Well I don't see what's the big deal about discussing food while naked its a perfectly... - ... oh. Hormones and all that. *shrugs*

My point was I didn't want a burning hot piece of cheese to drip all over my privates. >..> Although I do enjoy sitting around the place naked or mostly naked... unless its too cold that is. Which it has been lately, damn winter. >.<

But yeah, I love a good meatlovers, but I don't mind the one with cheese and pineapple either. I love a chance to eat the corpses of pineapples. >D
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: NGTM-1R on May 29, 2006, 07:33:47 am
On the other hand, if you're eating in the nude you can't stain your clothes...
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Mefustae on May 29, 2006, 07:39:59 am
On the other hand, if you're eating in the nude you can't stain your clothes...
But you can stain other things, which is the principal issue regarding the eating of heated foods whilst naked. Now, Halle Berry eating naked... i'd like to see someone come up with a down-side to that...
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Wild Fragaria on May 29, 2006, 11:48:28 am
Wth, HLP strikes again indeed :lol:

I just clicked the <new> icon next to this topic's name and assumed to see a conversation about pizzas but nooo :D

Nooo, it is still pizza related topic.  We had gone from pizza to naked people and back to pizza.  Now it's porbably going to move on a discussion on how to shower when you have pizza sauce and bits on your naked body  :p

What's your favorite pizza?


On the other hand, if you're eating in the nude you can't stain your clothes...
But you can stain other things, which is the principal issue regarding the eating of heated foods whilst naked. Now, Halle Berry eating naked... i'd like to see someone come up with a down-side to that...

Well, you can easily jump in to the shower to wash off any part of your that got stained.  No time wasted to take off you clothes, nor extra laundry detergen to wash your dirty pizza clothes  ;7

Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Flipside on May 29, 2006, 11:54:12 am
ROFL You do realise about half the forum will spend at least 10 minutes visualising the whole 'how to shower when you have pizza sauce and bits on your naked body' sentence don't you? ;)
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: aldo_14 on May 29, 2006, 12:20:49 pm
ROFL You do realise about half the forum will spend at least 10 minutes visualising the whole 'how to shower when you have pizza sauce and bits on your naked body' sentence don't you? ;)

There are probably  a great many websites devoted to exactly that.  (10 minutes?  Lightweights)

I just had pizza  (smoked sausage, fact fans!).

I was clothed, though.  It's a bit parky, after all.
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Wild Fragaria on May 29, 2006, 12:58:46 pm
ROFL You do realise about half the forum will spend at least 10 minutes visualising the whole 'how to shower when you have pizza sauce and bits on your naked body' sentence don't you? ;)

10 minutes?  Not 9 or 11 and a half minutes?



There are probably  a great many websites devoted to exactly that.  (10 minutes?  Lightweights)

I just had pizza  (smoked sausage, fact fans!).

I was clothed, though.  It's a bit parky, after all.

Aren't you glad that we have thread discussing pizza?  It gives you meal idea when you're hungry.  By the way, what kinda websites are they?  Do you visit those sites often?
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: aldo_14 on May 29, 2006, 01:00:25 pm

There are probably  a great many websites devoted to exactly that.  (10 minutes?  Lightweights)

I just had pizza  (smoked sausage, fact fans!).

I was clothed, though.  It's a bit parky, after all.

Aren't you glad that we have thread discussing pizza?  It gives you meal idea when you're hungry.

Or makes you hungry......

By the way, what kinda websites are they?  Do you visit those sites often?

Websites about pizza cleaning for nudists, I'd imagine.
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: karajorma on May 29, 2006, 01:40:25 pm
My point was I didn't want a burning hot piece of cheese to drip all over my privates.

Prude! :p
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: achtung on May 29, 2006, 01:47:27 pm
I'm simple, basic pepporoni and cheese for me.  Sometimes a pizza with everything is tasty though.

Personally, I prefer Grilled Chicken sandwiches from my local pizza place...... mmmmmm......
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Sandwich on May 29, 2006, 02:17:52 pm
What kind of cake do nudists have at birthday parties? :D
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: aldo_14 on May 29, 2006, 02:19:47 pm
What kind of cake do nudists have at birthday parties? :D

Icingless?
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Wild Fragaria on May 29, 2006, 02:28:23 pm
What kind of cake do nudists have at birthday parties? :D

Icingless?

And pie with whipcream?
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: aldo_14 on May 29, 2006, 02:29:02 pm
What kind of cake do nudists have at birthday parties? :D

Icingless?

And pie with whipcream?

Nah.  I mean, if I was going to be walking about in the buff all day, first thing I'd do is cut out the pie.
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Wild Fragaria on May 29, 2006, 02:39:31 pm
What kind of cake do nudists have at birthday parties? :D

Icingless?

And pie with whipcream?

Nah.  I mean, if I was going to be walking about in the buff all day, first thing I'd do is cut out the pie.

What's the fun on that?  Actually, that just gave me an idea -- Icecream cake is nice for a b-day :D
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Flipside on May 29, 2006, 02:46:27 pm
ROFL You do realise about half the forum will spend at least 10 minutes visualising the whole 'how to shower when you have pizza sauce and bits on your naked body' sentence don't you? ;)

10 minutes?  Not 9 or 11 and a half minutes?


With the Internet, the most time you have to think about anything is 10 minutes, otherwise their wouldn't be time to see it all ;)
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: aldo_14 on May 29, 2006, 02:47:30 pm
ROFL You do realise about half the forum will spend at least 10 minutes visualising the whole 'how to shower when you have pizza sauce and bits on your naked body' sentence don't you? ;)

10 minutes?  Not 9 or 11 and a half minutes?


With the Internet, the most time you have to think about anything is 10 minutes, otherwise their wouldn't be time to see it all ;)

Takes less than 10 minutes to use google, surely?
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Flipside on May 29, 2006, 02:58:48 pm
I guess that would depend on the average one-handed typing speed of the user.... :nervous:
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: NGTM-1R on May 29, 2006, 05:23:28 pm
Takes less than 10 minutes to use google, surely?

It takes that long to sort through all the results trying to sell you term papers, fake P2P software, or dial-up porn scams and find what you were actually looking for.
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: aldo_14 on May 29, 2006, 05:28:57 pm
I guess that would depend on the average one-handed typing speed of the user.... :nervous:

Surely no-one has a pre-emptive ham shandy waiting on internet results?
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Flipside on May 29, 2006, 05:36:13 pm
They could be doing the Internet version of channel-surfing though ;)
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: ZmaN on May 29, 2006, 06:49:07 pm
Ham Pinaplle on a dominos pizza is the best I've eaten.  Tho my favorite is a plain dominos pie...
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Wild Fragaria on May 29, 2006, 08:45:32 pm
I guess that would depend on the average one-handed typing speed of the user.... :nervous:

I am very slow at typing using both hands, why on earth people want to type with one hand while they surf?   :confused:

Ham Pinaplle on a dominos pizza is the best I've eaten.  Tho my favorite is a plain dominos pie...

Plain Dominos pie?  What's in it?
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Flipside on May 29, 2006, 08:49:35 pm
I guess that would depend on the average one-handed typing speed of the user.... :nervous:

I am very slow at typing using both hands, why on earth people want to type with one hand while they surf?   :confused:


It's err.... so they can use the mouse with their other hand, yeah, that's it :nervous:
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Wild Fragaria on May 29, 2006, 08:54:24 pm
I guess that would depend on the average one-handed typing speed of the user.... :nervous:

I am very slow at typing using both hands, why on earth people want to type with one hand while they surf?   :confused:


It's err.... so they can use the mouse with their other hand, yeah, that's it :nervous:

Surely you don't need one hand on a mouse constantly though, do you?  ::)
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Flipside on May 29, 2006, 08:57:25 pm
Well, I guess sometimes you could take breaks.....
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: WeatherOp on May 29, 2006, 08:58:51 pm
Wow, this is interesting stuff, you never here about Pizza, shower, and nudists in the same sentence. :p
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Flipside on May 29, 2006, 09:01:15 pm
:lol: Only on HLP.....
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Ford Prefect on May 29, 2006, 09:02:30 pm
Guys, the sexual charge of this conversation is going to blow up my motherboard.
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Flipside on May 29, 2006, 09:04:55 pm
Ah yes, the Intel Puritan, only released in North America ;) hehehe
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: WeatherOp on May 29, 2006, 09:05:58 pm
Is it the pepperoni or the onions conducting that charge?
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: ZmaN on May 29, 2006, 09:53:46 pm
Plain Dominos pie?  What's in it?


Just like a regular pie.  bread, cheese, and sauce.  Ohhh you know what else is good?  CINNAsTIX!!!!!!!!!!!  oh god Id give anything for those this moment...
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Wild Fragaria on May 29, 2006, 10:38:10 pm
Is it the pepperoni or the onions conducting that charge?

I can see how are they related to pizze, but what do they have to do with sexual charge, nudity and one handed typing?

Plain Dominos pie?  What's in it?


Just like a regular pie.  bread, cheese, and sauce.  Ohhh you know what else is good?  CINNAsTIX!!!!!!!!!!!  oh god Id give anything for those this moment...

Sounds good.  I love Cinnabon.  Have you tried it?
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Mefustae on May 29, 2006, 11:06:22 pm
Is it the pepperoni or the onions conducting that charge?

I can see how are they related to pizze, but what do they have to do with sexual charge, nudity and one handed typing?
More than you'll ever know...  ;)
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Bobboau on May 29, 2006, 11:12:27 pm
I like green peppers and mushrooms, I'd probly like red bell peppers better, but no one offers them.

also Papa John's is the God of pizzas.
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Wild Fragaria on May 29, 2006, 11:23:29 pm
I like green peppers and mushrooms, I'd probly like red bell peppers better, but no one offers them.

also Papa John's is the God of pizzas.

Totally agree  :yes:
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: NGTM-1R on May 30, 2006, 12:03:07 am
Ah yes, the Intel Puritan, only released in North America ;) hehehe

Why they only made them in the UK I'll never know...

Pizza Hut forever! :p
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Sandwich on May 30, 2006, 12:52:05 am
What kind of cake do nudists have at birthday parties? :D

Icingless?

And pie with whipcream?

...Birthday cake!!! :D
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: aldo_14 on May 30, 2006, 03:03:01 am
I guess that would depend on the average one-handed typing speed of the user.... :nervous:

I am very slow at typing using both hands, why on earth people want to type with one hand while they surf?   :confused:


It's err.... so they can use the mouse with their other hand, yeah, that's it :nervous:

First time I've heard that synonym for it.
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Wild Fragaria on May 30, 2006, 09:17:11 am
What kind of cake do nudists have at birthday parties? :D

Icingless?

And pie with whipcream?

...Birthday cake!!! :D

Is your birthday coming soon?  Ummm...  ice cream cake in hot sunny day... sweet...

I guess that would depend on the average one-handed typing speed of the user.... :nervous:

I am very slow at typing using both hands, why on earth people want to type with one hand while they surf?   :confused:


It's err.... so they can use the mouse with their other hand, yeah, that's it :nervous:

First time I've heard that synonym for it.

What synonym?  What did I miss?
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Colonol Dekker on May 30, 2006, 09:22:56 am
Jeebus Cripes1 This has hit vocabulary now?!?! 

One of the most diverse threads i've seen... :wtf:
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Ghostavo on May 30, 2006, 09:26:18 am
If sexual frustration was harnessable energy, this thread could power the Colossus.
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Colonol Dekker on May 30, 2006, 09:28:03 am
I wouldnt have enough to dimly light a nano-bulb for a pico second. The rest of you guys tough,.....
Equal V-Gers output from ST1 movie  :lol:
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: aldo_14 on May 30, 2006, 09:29:03 am
If sexual frustration was harnessable energy, this thread could power the Colossus.

And the internet would glow brighter than the sun.
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Sandwich on May 30, 2006, 11:09:28 am
...IF the Internet could actually be seen.
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: aldo_14 on May 30, 2006, 11:11:19 am
...IF the Internet could actually be seen.

If it was powered by repressed sexual frustration, it bloody well would be.  Every phone-line, glowing bright red, melting the ground and boiling the sea.
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Colonol Dekker on May 30, 2006, 11:12:41 am
Hmmmmmm, Renewable energy from teenage netbound vigins....... Who'd have thunk it  :lol:
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Turambar on May 30, 2006, 11:23:53 am
are we hooking them up to wires directly, or are we using hamster wheels and porn?
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Flipside on May 30, 2006, 11:29:35 am
Go get the Porn! There it is! Run little Teenager, RUN!! ;)
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Sheepy on May 30, 2006, 12:26:32 pm
From pizza to pr0n ... only at HLP

Anyway, oriental duck, with spring onion and other bits on hoi-sin(sp?) sauce rocks my world even better when it come with a a pint at £5.50 down at stone bar. yes yes indeed.
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: aldo_14 on May 30, 2006, 12:34:52 pm
are we hooking them up to wires directly, or are we using hamster wheels and porn?

One-handed kinetic energy.
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Flipside on May 30, 2006, 12:35:45 pm
And a Wii controller....
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Wild Fragaria on May 30, 2006, 04:07:01 pm
I think that pizza and porn sound like a very strange combination.
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: aldo_14 on May 30, 2006, 04:09:26 pm
I think that pizza and porn sound like a very strange combination.

I think it counts as a Friday night in Aberdeen.
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Flipside on May 30, 2006, 04:10:10 pm
:lol:
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: NGTM-1R on May 30, 2006, 06:17:47 pm
Is there any form of wierdness that doesn't?
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Gortef on May 31, 2006, 07:18:54 am
Pizza with a lot of meat! That's the way it should be.

And no not The OTHER meat mind you...

[Edit: oh and garlic and blue cheese are rawk too]
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Grug on May 31, 2006, 07:30:14 am
LoLs. Pizza, nude, meat, teenage hormones, masturbation, synonyms. Gotta love it.

I can't help but have a little pride in claiming some of the blame... :p
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Mefustae on May 31, 2006, 10:19:58 am
I'm a little annoyed my attempts to turn the conversation to girl-on-girl failed miserably. Back to the ol' drawing board. *Mumble*
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Colonol Dekker on May 31, 2006, 10:21:43 am
Girl on Girl pizza would probaly contain Anchovies, a load of salami but not much cheese, Although the rim might have a bit of brown sauce. :wtf: :lol:
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Grug on May 31, 2006, 10:41:19 am
Girl on Girl pizza would probaly contain Anchovies, a load of salami but not much cheese, Although the rim might have a bit of brown sauce. :wtf: :lol:

:lol:
Woah, was that the line? LMaO!
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Colonol Dekker on May 31, 2006, 10:52:42 am
The lines quite thin to be honest i didnt see it as screamed past as mach 14 in my appolo. :p
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Wild Fragaria on June 01, 2006, 12:06:59 pm
Girl on Girl pizza would probaly contain Anchovies, a load of salami but not much cheese, Although the rim might have a bit of brown sauce. :wtf: :lol:

That doesn't sound very delicious to me.  I would never order that kinda pizza.

By the way, I like that monkey of ngtm1r has  :lol:
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: karajorma on June 01, 2006, 12:56:33 pm
That doesn't sound very delicious to me.  I would never order that kinda pizza.


Well that's my favourite flavour out :D

Quote
By the way, I like that monkey of ngtm1r has  :lol:

He's probably not as happy about it. It means he can't post on Hard Light for a week.
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: aldo_14 on June 01, 2006, 01:56:38 pm
That doesn't sound very delicious to me.  I would never order that kinda pizza.


Well that's my favourite flavour out :D

Rim with brown sauce?
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: karajorma on June 01, 2006, 01:58:49 pm
Girl on girl :D
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: aldo_14 on June 01, 2006, 02:06:29 pm
:shock:

Well, I never.

"Hello, Dominos Pizza?  Yes, I'd like you to deliver some red-hot girl-on-girl to my ...hello?  Hello?"[size]
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Wild Fragaria on June 01, 2006, 02:51:34 pm
:shock:

Well, I never.

"Hello, Dominos Pizza?  Yes, I'd like you to deliver some red-hot girl-on-girl to my ...hello?  Hello?"[size]

Thought you just said you have never order girly pizza  :lol:
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Sandwich on June 01, 2006, 05:00:35 pm
Ok, uhm... do I want to know? Does anyone want to know, for that matter? No, I don't believe so.
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Grug on June 01, 2006, 10:13:57 pm
That doesn't sound very delicious to me.  I would never order that kinda pizza.


Well that's my favourite flavour out :D

ROFL! :lol:
Ahhhhh.... oh dear oh dear oh dear! LmAo!

Or did I take that the wrong way.... :nervous:
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: aldo_14 on June 02, 2006, 03:08:19 am
That doesn't sound very delicious to me.  I would never order that kinda pizza.


Well that's my favourite flavour out :D

ROFL! :lol:
Ahhhhh.... oh dear oh dear oh dear! LmAo!

Or did I take that the wrong way.... :nervous:

I dunno - do you need to sit down and apply vaseline?
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Colonol Dekker on June 02, 2006, 04:25:40 am
 :) = Decorum,
 :) + HLP = :snipe:
God i liove this place  :lol:
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Wild Fragaria on June 02, 2006, 11:35:45 am
That doesn't sound very delicious to me.  I would never order that kinda pizza.


Well that's my favourite flavour out :D

ROFL! :lol:
Ahhhhh.... oh dear oh dear oh dear! LmAo!

Or did I take that the wrong way.... :nervous:

I dunno - do you need to sit down and apply vaseline?

What's the vaseline for?
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Prophet on June 02, 2006, 01:50:10 pm
Well what do you think?

On a second thought, don't think about it. Do not use your imagination. You will like this place better when you don't know just how dripping slimy those posts are. :lol:
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: mister J on June 02, 2006, 03:23:10 pm
I last had a pizza two weeks ago. Thin crust, with white cheese, garlic and spinach. It was lovely.

I haven't had Pizza Hut for years now, I forgot what they taste like.

A pizza with a rim with brown sauce...  :ick: especially if it's chunky.

...what?
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Wild Fragaria on June 02, 2006, 03:42:31 pm
Well what do you think?

On a second thought, don't think about it. Do not use your imagination. You will like this place better when you don't know just how dripping slimy those posts are. :lol:

For dry hands and feet.  I never like it because it's too greasey and it gives me rash.  What do you use it for?
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: aldo_14 on June 02, 2006, 03:48:02 pm
Hoboy.  I'm not touching this with a ten foot clown pole.
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: karajorma on June 02, 2006, 04:16:45 pm
I'm trying to figure out if Wild Fragaria's blissful ignorance in these matters reflects badly on me or not :lol:
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: aldo_14 on June 02, 2006, 04:19:33 pm
I'm trying to figure out if Wild Fragaria's blissful ignorance in these matters reflects badly on me or not :lol:

Well, I blame you.

I've just had to explain the whole old rusty sheriffs badge thing.

I'm glad no-one else reads my logs.
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: karajorma on June 02, 2006, 04:25:56 pm
Now I'm trying to figure out if not understanding the whole old rusty sheriffs badge thing reflects badly on me or not too. :lol:
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: aldo_14 on June 02, 2006, 04:28:07 pm
Now I'm trying to figure out if not understanding the whole old rusty sheriffs badge thing reflects badly on me or not too. :lol:

What, did you not watch HGNIFY last week?
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Flipside on June 02, 2006, 04:29:46 pm
For my part, I wonder whether WF is really blissfully innocent or just laughing her ass off at us ;)
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: karajorma on June 02, 2006, 04:35:53 pm
Sadly no. 

Although I was already aware of several other phrases that mean the same thing.

Kind of shows what people are really interested in that we have hundreds of words for those parts of the body and don't even have another word for elbow :D
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Wild Fragaria on June 02, 2006, 04:39:38 pm
You guys are actually very confusing sometimes.  Too many words, too many meanings.   :confused:
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Flipside on June 02, 2006, 04:45:08 pm
It's partly national differences in modes of speech and partly just us being big kids to be honest ;)
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: aldo_14 on June 02, 2006, 04:52:17 pm
It's partly national differences in modes of speech and partly just us being big kids to be honest ;)

You poo poo head!  My dads' bigger than your dad!
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Wild Fragaria on June 02, 2006, 04:58:59 pm
*lol*  That I understand *lol*  Aldo's dad is bigger than Flip's dad *lol*
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: aldo_14 on June 02, 2006, 05:01:21 pm
*lol*  That I understand *lol*  Aldo's dad is bigger than Flip's dad *lol*

and he could beat him up.
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Wild Fragaria on June 02, 2006, 05:02:23 pm
Why would your dad beat up Flip's dad?
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Flipside on June 02, 2006, 05:22:36 pm
:lol:
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: aldo_14 on June 02, 2006, 05:28:22 pm
Why would your dad beat up Flip's dad?

He.... he just would, that's all. Cos he's bigger.

So there.

:p
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Wild Fragaria on June 02, 2006, 05:29:48 pm
Yay, sounds like a fun show to watch  :lol:
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: karajorma on June 02, 2006, 05:47:39 pm
So girl on girl sex is out but man on man violence is fine with you.

Mixed up woman.
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: aldo_14 on June 02, 2006, 06:01:44 pm
So girl on girl sex is out but man on man violence is fine with you.

Mixed up woman.

Isn't that a Jerry Bruckheimer script?
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Wild Fragaria on June 03, 2006, 01:29:26 pm
So girl on girl sex is out but man on man violence is fine with you.

Mixed up woman.

Isn't that a Jerry Bruckheimer script?

Sure you didn't get the name mixed up with Jerry Springer or Murray?   :p
Title: Re: What kinda pizza do you like?
Post by: Colonol Dekker on June 05, 2006, 04:40:54 am
Sadly no. 

Although I was already aware of several other phrases that mean the same thing.

Kind of shows what people are really interested in that we have hundreds of words for those parts of the body and don't even have another word for elbow :D

Arm-Knee  :nod: