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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Sandwich on June 03, 2006, 05:34:44 am
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Just curious. It's a conversation I had with my friends over dinner a while back. Figured I'd get some statistics. :)
Confused? ;)
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What? :wtf:
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voted "3"
edit: because it's a magic number
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You can never stick to a certain number of squares, as it depends on whether you had curry for dinner, whether you're in a Service-station Restroom, whether or not you've got a square to spare, etc.
But anyway, Scrunching FTW!
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I think I just sussed what it is based on Mefustae and a little Googling..
I fold 3 times :)
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What? :wtf:
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Is this a TP question? :wtf:
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Napkins
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TPFTW. ;)
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1: :wtf:
2: http://www.poopreport.com/Debate/Content/folding.html (http://www.poopreport.com/Debate/Content/folding.html) :lol:
3: Voted Scrunching, and 4... 4 Because it's a square number. ;)
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I used to scrunch, but i kept wasting paper and clogging it up, so now I fold :P
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Wrap and Fold :)
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Are you guys talking about wiping your butt after poo poo?
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:welcome:
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Welcome to HLP poo poo talk?
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LOL More or less, yup, I'm not quite sure what's happening with these threads these days, it's kinda funny, but a bit disconcerting too :nervous:
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Hmmm... Guys talk I guess :P
Yeah I do notice that most of the threads on HLP these days have been quite funny.
*wondering what's next after this poo poo talk...*
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This is beneath me.
foldtwice
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What's even funnier is that an admin started this one. :p
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Are you guys talking about wiping your butt after poo poo?
Don't tell me the ladies don't...
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Just curious. It's a conversation I had with my friends over dinner a while back. Figured I'd get some statistics. :)
You had this conversation while you were eating? :wtf:
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Yep. :p
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Are you guys talking about wiping your butt after poo poo?
Well last month was all about wii so I guess this month is all about poo.
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I'm impressed at the number of folders. I thought more by far would scrunch out of laziness (as I do)... nice. :p
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I've been in a discussion about this in one other forum and the common understanding there became that women are more likely to scrunch because they need more volume with the wipe, so as not to wet their fingers in possible urine. As men do not have that problem, they are more likely to fold. But it's not a universal rule.
When I was a little boy I used to scrunch, because I learned that from my mother when she still wiped my butt, but eventually I learned the superior technique of folding.
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HLP - Its like wiping your arse with
silk scrunched paper.
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.. superior technique of folding.
3
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i don't really understand what the scrunching method is... perhaps someone could whip up a paint diagram so i can visualize it ?
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Are you guys talking about wiping your butt after poo poo?
Don't tell me the ladies don't...
I'm not going to tell anything about what ladies do in the bathroom :P We certainly don't talk about poo poo issue while having a meal together :D
I've been in a discussion about this in one other forum and the common understanding there became that women are more likely to scrunch because they need more volume with the wipe, so as not to wet their fingers in possible urine. As men do not have that problem, they are more likely to fold. But it's not a universal rule.
When I was a little boy I used to scrunch, because I learned that from my mother when she still wiped my butt, but eventually I learned the superior technique of folding.
Not sure the content in first paragraph is true. For most moms, they tend to scrunch more often when they have to wipe their baby's bottoms. It's quite chanlleging when cleaning the little bottoms, and I think scruncing is faster than folding to get a nice think layer.
From whom did you learn the technique later?
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Not sure the content in first paragraph is true.
There was a girl participating in the discussion I mentioned and she suggested it as the reason why she prefered scrunching. Might not apply to all women then?
From whom did you learn the technique later?
From no one. I learned it by myself.
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Well, I'm just glad I've already had dinner.
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I'm just glad I'm drinking ale.
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Not sure the content in first paragraph is true.
There was a girl participating in the discussion I mentioned and she suggested it as the reason why she prefered scrunching. Might not apply to all women then?
From whom did you learn the technique later?
From no one. I learned it by myself.
It doesn't apply to all girls :D
Well, I'm just glad I've already had dinner.
Good for you. I guess you didn't eat anything brownish in color :D
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Well, I'm just glad I've already had dinner.
and just what did you eat young man
edit: goddamnit girl, there's only one way to solve this
and that's rabbit hunt
ultimate rabbit hunt
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Are you guys talking about wiping your butt after poo poo?
hahahahahahahha I think I found a nice new sig quote.
Anyways, I answered 3, but what I wanna know is who the hell answered 9! Thats a lot of god damned TP.. I mean, do you guys poo acid or something and need to protect your hands from it?
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Are you guys talking about wiping your butt after poo poo?
hahahahahahahha I think I found a nice new sig quote.
Anyways, I answered 3, but what I wanna know is who the hell answered 9! Thats a lot of god damned TP.. I mean, do you guys poo acid or something and need to protect your hands from it?
:lol: Too much beans and chilli probably :lol:
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twice is enough
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Hmmmm, I chose scrunch, but now its too late, i wanna change my nmind. :(
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Where's the "Seashells" option, dammit.
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I voted 9 because I thought it meant 9x :wtf: , not 9+
:nervous:
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Where's the "Seashells" option, dammit.
Leaves? From maple tree or bamboo?
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Maybe you ould spend 2 hours making little origami men?
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Maybe you ould spend 2 hours making little origami men?
Didn't that win the Turner Prize?
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Sad fact is, it wouldn't surprise me if it did :(
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Sad fact is, it wouldn't surprise me if it did :(
You may cry, but I've been saving my binbags for the last 5 years, and I've had not one call from those bastards.
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Where's the "Seashells" option, dammit.
Leaves? From maple tree or bamboo?
What the hell? How do you get "leaves" from "seashells"?
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I can`t believe I missed this topic. :lol:
3 folds
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Where's the "Seashells" option, dammit.
That was easily the best part of the rather sub-par movie. I wonder if the writers even had a possible solution as to how those three Sea-shells worked...
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Was that sylvesta stalone?
I'd never even heard of scrunching before this viral marketing campaign...
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I refuse to accept either term-- they both sound idiotic. "Scrunching" sounds like you just grab a bunch of TP into a wad, and "folding" sounds like you take the strip and fan-fold it, a la form feed printer paper.
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i voted, but i sure as hell aint telling you any of my anal habbits :D
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"Scrunching" sounds like you just grab a bunch of TP into a wad.
But that's what it is! See, you grab a few squares, scrunch it into a solid shape within your hand, and go nuts! I'll honestly never understand why some people go to the effort of folding, thereby leaving only a thin barrier of TP, and thus dangerously little seperation between your hand and the... how can I put this delicately... sh*t!
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:wtf: :shaking: I just twigged what this polls on about.............."shudder" too much info people :lol:
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See, you grab a few squares, scrunch it into a solid shape within your hand, and go nuts! I'll honestly never understand why some people go to the effort of folding, thereby leaving only a thin barrier of TP, and thus dangerously little seperation between your hand and the... how can I put this delicately... sh*t!
Dude. The **** isn't going to eat its way trough three layers of decent toilet paper, no matter how bad hangover you have. I am a folder. I don't like scrunching because I don't trust it to work well enought. Like when you wipe a table, do you pack the cloth in your fist and then roll it around the table? It works better when you fold the cloth. Yes? I applied the same theory on the ass wiping when I had to start doing it myself. And it really doesn't take much effort to fold the paper. Depends how neatly you have to measure size of the folded wiping surface... To some people the proper size and shape are pretty important. Not to me thought.
I cant belive that I actually took part in this discussion...
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You guys make me giggle. :lol:
By the way, it seems that some people may have thought that the numbers in the poll refer to the numbers of times one folds the TP. That would be wrong... it's supposed to refer to the number of squares one rips off...