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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Vertigo1 on November 11, 2001, 12:18:00 pm
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LMFAO!!!!! (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/lol.gif)
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"You know you've played Freespace too much when you're driving along trying to use countermeasures to shake off pursuing highway police." - Top Gun
"Oh and Kazan - you have some nice rocks" - Thunder
"stapled myself to an office chair, forgot about it, and was stuck for 2 hours for one thing" - Stryke 9
Material Defender Studios (//"http://www.mdstudios.f2s.com/index.html")
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This has what to do with anything?
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(http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s/contrib/sarge/Eye_anim.gif)
it brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it.
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Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and ***** slap them upside the head.
[This message has been edited by wEvil (edited 11-11-2001).]
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Originally posted by Thunder:
This has what to do with anything?
Bah! You're just jealous cuz you couldn't find anything funnier. (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/smile.gif)
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"You know you've played Freespace too much when you're driving along trying to use countermeasures to shake off pursuing highway police." - Top Gun
"Oh and Kazan - you have some nice rocks" - Thunder
"stapled myself to an office chair, forgot about it, and was stuck for 2 hours for one thing" - Stryke 9
Material Defender Studios ("http://www.mdstudios.f2s.com/index.html")
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Oh my god..
thats hilarious...
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I like this one...
How To Get Out Of A Speeding Ticket
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the lady who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Gun? What gun ?? ...There's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: I said what ????
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, And I'll bet the lying son-of-a-***** told you I was speeding too!
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Originally posted by MD-2389:
Bah! You're just jealous cuz you couldn't find anything funnier. (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/smile.gif)
Nope, just keeping trash off the forums - don't make me get thread-lock happy on you (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/hammer.gif)
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Um, ouch...... (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)
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LMAO, that was funny.
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Originally posted by Thunder:
Nope, just keeping trash off the forums - don't make me get thread-lock happy on you (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/hammer.gif)
Translation: You're still jealous of my ability to find funny stuff on the web. (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)
*ducks*
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"You know you've played Freespace too much when you're driving along trying to use countermeasures to shake off pursuing highway police." - Top Gun
"Oh and Kazan - you have some nice rocks" - Thunder
"stapled myself to an office chair, forgot about it, and was stuck for 2 hours for one thing" - Stryke 9
Material Defender Studios ("http://www.mdstudios.f2s.com/index.html")
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Originally posted by MD-2389:
Translation: You're still jealous of my ability to find funny stuff on the web. (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)
*ducks*
err dont try to fight The Thunder, I tried and I lost missierbly (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/frown.gif)
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My powerful brain in unraveling the myseries of the universe.
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"You have been overloaded with knowlage my young friend" - untouchable
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"When you mess with a doctor, you mess with dark powers" - The Brak show
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funny stuff (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)
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I haven't fought anyone (properly) yet have I? oh well, I can always start here... glances around menacingly.
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(http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/lol.gif) at all this (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)
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If thats the way you want it then! (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)
*grabs a stick off the ground and starts poking Thunder*
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"You know you've played Freespace too much when you're driving along trying to use countermeasures to shake off pursuing highway police." - Top Gun
"Oh and Kazan - you have some nice rocks" - Thunder
"stapled myself to an office chair, forgot about it, and was stuck for 2 hours for one thing" - Stryke 9
Material Defender Studios ("http://www.mdstudios.f2s.com/index.html")
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nothing like a good old fashoned prodding (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/smile.gif)
*grabs another stick and starts poking Thunder*
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Fine, I guess I'll prod you back.