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Title: 20,000!
Post by: aldo_14 on June 28, 2006, 07:56:23 am
Forgive me :D

It's really a quite pathetic acheivement.

Here, have a peek at this (http://www.sectorfiles.net/aldo/aldo-misc/leto_test.zip) to amuse yourselves.
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: AlphaOne on June 28, 2006, 08:35:45 am
umm Aldo you know i'm gooing to laugh mi ass of on the count of this dont you??

dont take it personaly i'm not tryng to make fun of you it just seems so....umm.....not aldo....i'm used to the meaner aldo the one "born mean" like somen said when we were having one of our debates.

Anywai congrats I think are in order.
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: aldo_14 on June 28, 2006, 08:42:53 am
Shut it!




(is that more comfortable for you?)
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: pecenipicek on June 28, 2006, 09:02:48 am
*scratches head in confusion, then starts downloading*

i'm baffled...


[edit]*scratches head with even more confusion*
:wtf:


care to enlighten me?
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: redmenace on June 28, 2006, 09:04:58 am
Post Count Weany
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: AlphaOne on June 28, 2006, 09:06:31 am
Umm that the aldo I know! :P Now i'm just beeing stupid arent I? You should never compain about a gift...ever.....!
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: pecenipicek on June 28, 2006, 09:08:18 am
oh.

DOH!
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: Mefustae on June 28, 2006, 09:17:02 am
Yes, let's all bask in the size of Aldo's digital penis... okay, that came out all wrong... :nervous:
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: AlphaOne on June 28, 2006, 09:18:35 am
errrrr.........what?? (mefustae)
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: Mefustae on June 28, 2006, 09:25:04 am
It's common knowledge that one's post count is essentially a digital penis. I mean, is there not at least a single thread on every forum on the internet where people brag about having a bigger post count than other people, ridiculing members with a small post count, and soforth. It's a perfectly apt analogy, if somewhat crass.
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: pecenipicek on June 28, 2006, 09:25:22 am
Penis spread seed. Penis bad. Gun kill penis. Gun good.
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: Col. Fishguts on June 28, 2006, 09:25:35 am
Here, have a peek at this (http://www.sectorfiles.net/aldo/aldo-misc/leto_test.zip) to amuse yourselves.

Sexy ... looks like the lovechild of your old Scimitar and a BSG Viper.

And congrats on the substantial achievement of reaching 20'000 post on a lol internets forum.
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: AlphaOne on June 28, 2006, 09:53:01 am
Whatever you say mefustae....! then tha would make your digital penis somewhat small no??

Oh and dont go talking about the number of posts I have I only recentrly managed to get back to the BB after several months of time out.
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: Turambar on June 28, 2006, 09:55:43 am
well with one 20,000 posts big, there's not much you can do with it anymore.

it certainly isnt fitting into anyone else
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: AlphaOne on June 28, 2006, 10:03:11 am
umm what?? turumbar no ofnece but you sound even stranger then mefustae!
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: vyper on June 28, 2006, 10:27:14 am
Mon the digital boaby!
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: karajorma on June 28, 2006, 10:32:20 am
Forgive me :D

It's really a quite pathetic acheivement.

Congratulations on proving you have slightly less of a life than I do :p
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: Ford Prefect on June 28, 2006, 10:34:26 am
I like this (http://www.bf2s.com/player/60347162/) digital penis better because it's bigger than aldo's.
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: aldo_14 on June 28, 2006, 10:43:02 am
Forgive me :D

It's really a quite pathetic acheivement.

Congratulations on proving you have slightly less of a life than I do :p

Slightly?!
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: Turambar on June 28, 2006, 10:45:44 am
only by about 2000 posts



which btw is more posts than i have total
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: Mefustae on June 28, 2006, 10:46:50 am
So, is Aldo the current chip-leader on HLP?
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: Kosh on June 28, 2006, 10:49:19 am
Forgive me :D

It's really a quite pathetic acheivement.

Here, have a peek at this (http://www.sectorfiles.net/aldo/aldo-misc/leto_test.zip) to amuse yourselves.

Congradulations on not having a life. :p
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: CP5670 on June 28, 2006, 10:55:03 am
I remember when we all used to be in awe of Setekh for having something like twice as many posts as the next person. How times have changed. :D

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So, is Aldo the current chip-leader on HLP?

He's number 2 actually. Announcements pwnz all.
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: karajorma on June 28, 2006, 10:58:15 am
Slightly?!

Well I had been trailing 500 or so posts behind you for nearly a year until I suddenly got very busy last month and had less time to spend here.

My upswing in having a lifeness may just be temporary :)
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: Flipside on June 28, 2006, 01:36:09 pm
Let's face it though, about 80% of those posts have been 'Not if you do it sideways' or 'That's a normal Friday afternoon in Kilmarnock' :p
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: Mars on June 28, 2006, 01:49:02 pm
Woah! Announcments makes > 41 posts a day!

Congrats on 20,000, and a pre-emptive congrats to Kara, it'll happen any day now.
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: aldo_14 on June 28, 2006, 02:01:02 pm
Kilmarnock?!
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: karajorma on June 28, 2006, 02:02:46 pm
Hmmmm. I think I see how he did it now actually.

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Name:     aldo_14
Posts:    20,009 (10.666 per day)

If you were going to sell your soul to Satan you could have done it for something more worthwhile surely :)
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: redmenace on June 28, 2006, 02:06:59 pm
I like this (http://www.bf2s.com/player/60347162/) digital penis better because it's bigger than aldo's.
(http://img.tehsig.com/usr_11462/tpl_1/image.jpg)
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: CP5670 on June 28, 2006, 02:10:53 pm
You know, my brother said he ran into a redmenace[HLP] a few weeks ago, who got banned for teamkilling several times.
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: Mars on June 28, 2006, 02:14:46 pm
You know I was feeling really good about having 1,000 posts :doubt:, of course it's better than the multitudes who have < 5
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: redmenace on June 28, 2006, 02:37:39 pm
You know, my brother said he ran into a redmenace[HLP] a few weeks ago, who got banned for teamkilling several times.
Don't know anything about that. I have only been banned once which I don't know why or what server. I have had altercations with general ****heads. Should I ask what your brothers bf2 name is? However, I spend most of my time on Codebluebf.com servers. I was on rubberduckygaming.com and had some guy named hexagon bomb doing stupid ****. Was that him? Or are you just ****ing with me?
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: CP5670 on June 28, 2006, 03:02:29 pm
He goes by "-SP2000-" and tells me he plays on a server called 24/7 Karkand and that he saw you TK and get banned. If you run into him, you can fight it out with him. :D

I'm basically a UT guy and not much into BF2 myself. It sucks that 2k7 has been delayed to next year. :(
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: Tyrian on June 28, 2006, 03:21:18 pm
Grats on the post count!

But I have to ask, and I know I'm gonna burn for this...

So Aldo, how do you turn around in HLPI's narrow hallways?

*Dons flame retardant suit and runs*
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: karajorma on June 28, 2006, 03:40:20 pm
Do a Google Images search on butterfly AND proboscis :D
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: Tyrian on June 28, 2006, 03:43:15 pm
Just did...It's just a bunch of bugs...What did you think I would find? 




...Or do I not want to know...?
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: karajorma on June 28, 2006, 03:47:36 pm
Look carefully at what a proboscis actually is and how it works :)

Sometimes I just love HLP. Where else can you turn a smutty comment into a learning experience about butterflies.....in order to understand another smutty comment :D
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: aldo_14 on June 28, 2006, 03:56:51 pm
What the hell is going on?
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: Ghostavo on June 28, 2006, 05:09:08 pm
The thread has outgrown you aldo, you are no longer important!




YOU ARE NO LONGER IMPORTANT!!! insect












 :nervous:
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: aldo_14 on June 28, 2006, 05:14:06 pm
Are you suggesting I was ever important?
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: Ghostavo on June 28, 2006, 05:18:27 pm
To this thread, yes. But as I said, it has outgrown you.

IT IS A LIVING THING!!!!
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: Tyrian on June 28, 2006, 05:24:16 pm
@Kara -- Biology isn't my strong suit...   :lol: 

@Ghostavo -- If this thread sticks its "digital appendage" anywhere near my computer...   :D

EDIT:  Just Googled "proboscis."  It's used for feeding...I know what it looks like, but what did you think it was for?
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: pecenipicek on June 28, 2006, 05:40:30 pm
@Kara -- Biology isn't my strong suit...   :lol: 

@Ghostavo -- If this thread sticks its "digital appendage" anywhere near my computer...   :D

EDIT:  Just Googled "proboscis."  It's used for feeding...I know what it looks like, but what did you think it was for?
PENIS SPREADS THE SEED! PENIS BAD!!!!!!
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: WeatherOp on June 28, 2006, 10:44:02 pm
*Scratches butt in Aldo's honor.
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: achtung on June 29, 2006, 03:16:53 am
Congratulations Aldo!  This is truly a great achievment!

What do you plan to do now fine fellow?
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: aldo_14 on June 29, 2006, 03:22:38 am
I plan to bugger off for a very long period of time.
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: AlphaOne on June 29, 2006, 03:23:55 am
achieve the 40.000 treashhold then post a gain a similar topic??????

Or release 3 40 mission long campaigns complete with 60% new ship models in one year???!!! I prefere the later one. :D :P
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: Kosh on June 29, 2006, 04:00:56 am
@Kara -- Biology isn't my strong suit...   :lol: 

@Ghostavo -- If this thread sticks its "digital appendage" anywhere near my computer...   :D

EDIT:  Just Googled "proboscis."  It's used for feeding...I know what it looks like, but what did you think it was for?
PENIS SPREADS THE SEED! PENIS BAD!!!!!!


ZOMFG HE SAID "PENIS" 2 TIMES IN ONE POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: achtung on June 29, 2006, 04:14:08 am
http://penisland.net/  :eek:
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: Mefustae on June 29, 2006, 04:36:39 am
I am not clicking that link.
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: Mars on June 29, 2006, 04:38:46 am
It's not what it seems.

It's pen island not penis land
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: Setekh on June 29, 2006, 04:46:29 am
I remember when we all used to be in awe of Setekh for having something like twice as many posts as the next person. How times have changed. :D

You think that was an achievement? I used to maintain a personal post count that kept par with 10% of HLP's total post count. You can do the math on that to work out how many posts I would have by now if I kept that up. :D

'grats Aldo. Ya spammer. ;)
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: karajorma on June 29, 2006, 05:58:01 am
It is actually worksafe. :)

I suspect it's actually a very clever marketing trick. Forums all over the world post that link.
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: AlphaOne on June 29, 2006, 06:02:50 am
ummm inclueding HLP Forums???
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: redmenace on June 29, 2006, 06:56:51 am
He goes by "-SP2000-" and tells me he plays on a server called 24/7 Karkand and that he saw you TK and get banned. If you run into him, you can fight it out with him. :D

I'm basically a UT guy and not much into BF2 myself. It sucks that 2k7 has been delayed to next year. :(
In reality it could have been an accidental TK. But I am sure I didn't get banned, just kicked. But even then I don't remember playing a 24/7 Karkand server latly.
Title: Re: 20,000!
Post by: Turambar on June 29, 2006, 09:06:06 am
lol@ penisland