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Title: Blowjobs for science.
Post by: Kamikaze on June 30, 2006, 03:23:29 pm: http://blog.wired.com/sex/index.blog?entry_id=1510908

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Online sex toy retailer LoveHoney is advertising what could be the most unusual job ever. The company is searching for a sexually active couple who will be prepared to test a new pill designed to change the taste of semen.

The pill, which is taken as a twice-a-day for 30 days, claims to mask the traditionally salty taste of male ejaculate with a refreshing apple-like flavour. Successful applicants will take the pill for 30 days and will use an online blog to provide a blow-by-blow account of how the taste of their partner's sexual fluid changes.

"A payment is offered," says LoveHoney test organiser Ali Carnegie, "But this is really a job that people should do for love rather than money."

Couples who are interested in the position can apply by completing the Tester application form on the LoveHoney Web site at www.lovehoney.co.uk/spermtester.

The test product is 100% vegetarian. Both straight and gay couples are encouraged to apply.
Title: Re: Blowjobs for science.
Post by: Ulala on June 30, 2006, 03:25:51 pm: Wow... just.... wow.
Title: Re: Blowjobs for science.
Post by: aldo_14 on June 30, 2006, 03:41:44 pm: But, what's the control group?
Title: Re: Blowjobs for science.
Post by: Rictor on June 30, 2006, 03:46:11 pm: I wonder if the tester can put the job on his CV.

"Senior Executive Sperm Tester"
Title: Re: Blowjobs for science.
Post by: Prophet on June 30, 2006, 03:51:35 pm: Well its only fair to develope an apple that tastes like a vagina. Or a lollipop. Or an ice cream! (http://img282.imageshack.us/img282/7960/icecream5lw.jpg)...
Title: Re: Blowjobs for science.
Post by: Turambar on June 30, 2006, 03:56:40 pm: lol, just lol

this could be incredibly useful
Title: Re: Blowjobs for science.
Post by: Rictor on June 30, 2006, 04:01:35 pm: Tell me about it. No more going through a bottle of mouth-wash a day.
Title: Re: Blowjobs for science.
Post by: Dough with Fish on June 30, 2006, 04:10:12 pm: Quote
...provide a blow-by-blow account...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Thats some good writing right there.
Title: Re: Blowjobs for science.
Post by: KappaWing on June 30, 2006, 05:03:30 pm: Finally! But the question is, is the salt removed or just masked? If its just masked then the salt will still make you thirsty as hell.
Title: Re: Blowjobs for science.
Post by: aldo_14 on June 30, 2006, 05:20:15 pm: Quote from: KappaWing on June 30, 2006, 05:03:30 pm
Finally! But the question is, is the salt removed or just masked? If its just masked then the salt will still make you thirsty as hell.

Soeaking from experience?
Title: Re: Blowjobs for science.
Post by: vyper on June 30, 2006, 06:02:07 pm: Change vaginas to taste like beer and women all over the nation will be getting head in seconds...
Title: Re: Blowjobs for science.
Post by: Turambar on June 30, 2006, 06:53:34 pm: actually i prefer vagina to beer.

make it taste like butterscotch or something, thatd be nice
Title: Re: Blowjobs for science.
Post by: ToecrusherHammerjaw on June 30, 2006, 09:52:23 pm: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:wakka:
at all of this. Great stuff.
Title: Re: Blowjobs for science.
Post by: Mefustae on June 30, 2006, 11:00:04 pm: Quote from: Turambar on June 30, 2006, 06:53:34 pm
make it taste like butterscotch or something, thatd be nice
That's... actually bloody brilliant! I could make f***ing billions!!

*Hurries over to drawing-board*
Title: Re: Blowjobs for science.
Post by: phatosealpha on June 30, 2006, 11:10:56 pm: .....pray tell, how, exactly, do you draw butterscotch flavored vagina?
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Post by: Mefustae on June 30, 2006, 11:16:42 pm: What, you want a bloody diagram!?
Title: Re: Blowjobs for science.
Post by: phatosealpha on July 01, 2006, 12:26:46 am: No.

Bloody is salt flavored. Slightly less musky then usual. A little thicker.
Worth it though.
I know.

I want a butterscotch diagram, mr drawing board.
Title: Re: Blowjobs for science.
Post by: Mefustae on July 01, 2006, 12:39:49 am: Alright, gimme a few hours though... *starts scribbling*
Title: Re: Blowjobs for science.
Post by: watsisname on July 01, 2006, 03:05:22 am: Quote from: phatosealpha on June 30, 2006, 11:10:56 pm
.....pray tell, how, exactly, do you draw butterscotch flavored vagina?

:lol: This is totally going to be my new siggy quote. :lol:
Title: Re: Blowjobs for science.
Post by: WMCoolmon on July 01, 2006, 03:52:21 am: For Great...Great....god-damn mother-****ing great 'justice'.

;7

:p
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Post by: Gortef on July 04, 2006, 02:09:42 am: oh dear god :p
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Post by: aldo_14 on July 04, 2006, 02:43:56 am: Quote from: WMCoolmon on July 01, 2006, 03:52:21 am
For Great...Great....god-damn mother-****ing great 'justice'.

;7

:p

you leave your mother out of this, you big freak!
Title: Re: Blowjobs for science.
Post by: Eishtmo on July 05, 2006, 06:39:55 pm: This was actually concieved of by a comic.

Though he suggested chocolate. Probably best they start with apple.
Title: Re: Blowjobs for science.
Post by: WMCoolmon on July 05, 2006, 07:45:49 pm: Now as an alternative to "That's not my screwdriver", we can have "That's not my apple juice."
Title: Re: Blowjobs for science.
Post by: Kamikaze on July 05, 2006, 08:02:31 pm: Quote from: Eishtmo on July 05, 2006, 06:39:55 pm
This was actually concieved of by a comic.

Though he suggested chocolate. Probably best they start with apple.

Sexy Losers (http://sexylosers.com)? I hope to FSM they don't try the beer flavor...
Title: Re: Blowjobs for science.
Post by: Charismatic on July 05, 2006, 11:02:07 pm: Well there are many kinds of beer? Who will decide, miller or budwiser?

But who the **** would want to, or think about, changing the taste of their sperm?
Hell, id bet the pill will limit the chance of getting a girl pregnant. Id even bet it would **** up something and theyd' be totally screwed. Poisened sperm, or no sperm. Heh. FFS ppl..
Title: Re: Blowjobs for science.
Post by: Turambar on July 05, 2006, 11:26:58 pm: well, as i'm generally anti-baby, even if it did limit how well my genetic material launchers work, i really dont care. we do it cause it feels good. and with this sorta thing, it'd taste better too.
Title: Re: Blowjobs for science.
Post by: Charismatic on July 05, 2006, 11:41:01 pm: Its just not right, and you dont see that either.

I hate this ****ing world.
Meh, im going to bed.
Title: Re: Blowjobs for science.
Post by: Grug on July 06, 2006, 07:30:24 am: Quote from: Charismatic on July 05, 2006, 11:41:01 pm
Its just not right, and you dont see that either.

I hate this ****ing world.
Meh, im going to bed.

Why is it any of your business?
If you don't want to do it, don't. Why must others fit to your "standards"? :doubt:
Title: Re: Blowjobs for science.
Post by: Whitelight on July 06, 2006, 11:06:40 am: Call me old fassion, but.......... :wtf: :lol:
That`s not right, its just not right. :lol:

When you get to be my age, nothing really surprises you. :p
Title: Re: Blowjobs for science.
Post by: aldo_14 on July 06, 2006, 12:31:47 pm: Quote from: Whitelight on July 06, 2006, 11:06:40 am
Call me old fassion, but.......... :wtf: :lol:
That`s not right, its just not right. :lol:

When you get to be my age, nothing really surprises you. :p

not even kids kicking their football into your garden?
Title: Re: Blowjobs for science.
Post by: Flipside on July 06, 2006, 12:34:38 pm: :lol:

Well, I must admit, I'd be very wary of anything that plays around with chemistry in that department, I dread to think what the long term implications of it might be.
Title: Re: Blowjobs for science.
Post by: Akalamanaia on July 06, 2006, 01:13:28 pm: "You want to open my "can" of apple juice?" must be the new hitline for dating... :doubt:... ;7
Title: Re: Blowjobs for science.
Post by: Flipside on July 06, 2006, 01:16:55 pm: The Apple Tango would be a dance in the more 'open minded' nightclubs ;)