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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: redmenace on July 11, 2006, 12:55:25 pm

Title: Pure Marketing Genius
Post by: redmenace on July 11, 2006, 12:55:25 pm

http://diis.net/article.php?story=budlight

Old commercials but still cracks me up none the less.

Title: Re: Pure Marketing Genius
Post by: achtung on July 11, 2006, 03:03:30 pm

Yeah I remember those being in circulation about 4 months ago, they're pretty funny sometimes.

Title: Re: Pure Marketing Genius
Post by: Ulala on July 11, 2006, 03:21:51 pm

And here I was expecting to see the Sony PooS again.

Title: Re: Pure Marketing Genius
Post by: Goober5000 on July 11, 2006, 05:47:04 pm

A particularly well-timed post on Slashdot today...

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Bud Light presents ... Real Men Of Genius.

[Real Men Of Genius.]

Today, we salute you, Mr Impatient For Windows Vista Guy.

[Mr Impatient For Windows Vista Guy.]

While others marvel at an operating system whose primary repair
tradition is a complete wipe, you just can't wait for more of the
same.

[I just love my Long Horn!]

Yes, it lacks security, efficiency, speed, heck, just about
everything. But ever since 1985, when you first jammed your floppies
into that curvaceous 186, you've been enraptured with Windows.

[It was five and a quarter inches!]

Despite the fact that it requires an array of Crays to run already
invented technologies at sub-optimum speeds, you will beat the rush
and see Notepad and Clock run in CPU-crippling GPU-hogging
translucency.

[It turns on all my pixels!]

So crack open an ice cold Bud Lite, oh Chevalier of the Control Panel,
because while the rest of us wonder what Vista will bring, you
already know.

[Mr Impatient For Windows Vista Guy!]

Bud Light beer. Anheuser Busch, St. Louis, Missouri.

Title: Re: Pure Marketing Genius
Post by: redmenace on July 11, 2006, 06:16:04 pm

:lol:

Title: Re: Pure Marketing Genius
Post by: achtung on July 12, 2006, 12:51:02 am

http://diis.net/p/dl/i.php/bud/BL112.mp3

I lol'd a little.

Title: Re: Pure Marketing Genius
Post by: WMCoolmon on July 12, 2006, 02:17:05 am

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Title: Re: Pure Marketing (Not) Genius
Post by: NGTM-1R on July 12, 2006, 02:24:10 am

Lack of pure marketing genius.