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Title: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
Post by: Tyrian on July 14, 2006, 12:30:40 pm
Here's a thread to list all the commands you wish you could list in-game.

To get the ball rolling, here's a few:

C => 7 => 1:  Tells Command to shut up.  (May result in undesireable side-effects...)
C => 3 => -:  Tells all wingmen to not run into stuff.
C => 7 => 2:  Tells Command to design functioning superweapons.

Have fun!
Title: Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
Post by: Flipside on July 14, 2006, 12:52:26 pm
C => 3 => 0: 'Stay on my wing means STAY on my wing you bastards!'
Title: Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
Post by: watsisname on July 14, 2006, 12:53:26 pm
Didn't we already have a thread like this in the general freespace forum?

Edit:  Yep, right 'ere:  http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,38468.0.html (http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,38468.0.html)
Title: Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
Post by: Flipside on July 14, 2006, 01:29:59 pm
Yup, but that ones' serious, this one is comedic ;)
Title: Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
Post by: 666maslo666 on July 14, 2006, 01:38:21 pm
C310:Kamikaze attack!!!
Title: Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
Post by: watsisname on July 14, 2006, 01:52:28 pm
SHIFT + CTRL + L = Turn your squad mates into lemmings.
SHIFT + CTRL + B = Turn said lemmings into blockers, halting the enemy fleet.
SHIFT + CTRL + E = Make said lemmings explode. :D
Title: Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
Post by: Flipside on July 14, 2006, 02:00:49 pm
:lol:
Title: Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
Post by: Mars on July 14, 2006, 02:17:55 pm
CTRL - SFT - N

Bypasses the normal proccess for the sake of time and kills all the wingmen instantly
Title: Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
Post by: Herra Tohtori on July 14, 2006, 03:02:15 pm
Ctrl+Alt+Del => Reboots the Colossus Fire Control system in the beginning of the mission, so that they can kill the Iceni and really end that plotline instead of just letting it hang loose waiting for the never-to-be FS3...

It always annoys me to have last look of that goy disappearing into the nebula, trailed by a Shivan ship... and that's it. Better just be killed, swiftly and decisively.

Hmm, what more... let's see:

C+3+Break -> Make every friendly fighter freeze where they are to avoid banging into you, escort ships and other stuff.

C+3+Caps Lock -> Simple - make the wingmen only target Capital ships

C+1+[Support Ship Entry]+Win key => Could you also wash the windows while you're at it?

C+1+[Desired Ship]+Control key => Commandeer the ship in question and use it to do what it's supposed to do.

 :p
Title: Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
Post by: TrashMan on July 14, 2006, 04:44:05 pm
C+Caps Lock  ---> tells your capships to overcharge their beam cannons

C+~   ------> tells your ships to remodulate their deflectors (invincibility)


c+BOOM   ---> a swarm of support ships loaded with harbringers jumps in and starts ramming enemy capships.
Title: Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
Post by: Tyrian on July 14, 2006, 05:03:12 pm
Ctrl + Alt + M:  Miraculously (sp?) fixes all bugs in all the mods, making the game perfect, which eliminates the need to fiddle with *.vp's for hours on end.
Title: Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
Post by: Dark Hunter on July 14, 2006, 06:29:14 pm
Ctrl-Alt-$

Gives HLP enough money to buy the rights to FS3 and create it themselves.
Title: Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
Post by: ShivanSpS on July 14, 2006, 09:46:22 pm
C->3->10 "STOP DAYING YOU BASTARDS!"
C->3->3 "PROTECT MY TARGET FROM BOMBERS AND BOMBS!, NOT ATTACK CAPSHIPS WHICH FLAK GUN IDIOTS"
Title: Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
Post by: Polpolion on July 14, 2006, 09:54:13 pm
C-3-1-1 " stop sucking, you idiots."
Title: Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
Post by: ToecrusherHammerjaw on July 14, 2006, 11:23:10 pm
C-~-1,2,3,4,etc.  "deliver electroshock to chosen fighter's occupant"
Title: Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
Post by: WMCoolmon on July 15, 2006, 04:58:24 pm
C - 3 - B : "Get out of the way of that BFRed, dammit!"
Title: Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
Post by: S-99 on July 15, 2006, 05:34:33 pm
c - 3 - 9 > turns all of your wingmates into mindless clones of your mother that home in on capital ships.
Title: Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
Post by: NGTM-1R on July 15, 2006, 06:09:20 pm
C-3-Insert = Cause all AAA beams to fire on your target.
C-3-Delete = Cause all anti-capital beams to fire on your target.
C-3-Home = Order all friendly capital craft out of the mission so the Ravana/Sathanas doesn't own them.
C-3-End = Calls the Destroy-Universe SEXP.
Title: Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
Post by: Trivial Psychic on July 15, 2006, 10:11:54 pm
C, A-R-R-G-G-! = Calls in an infinite supply of the Volition Pirate Ship, armed with uber weapons and causes them to attack the target of your choice.
Title: Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
Post by: Getter Robo G on July 16, 2006, 03:18:07 pm

C-S-S  Choose system for spontaneous supernova countdown

C-3-P  All fighters find the nearest take out place and get me some fricken Pizza!

Oh wait... maybe I should have down the second command first?  :D
Title: Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
Post by: Tyrian on July 16, 2006, 04:36:11 pm
C - 3 - SC =>  Orders your wingmen to get you 100 kilos of Spacecrack.
Title: Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
Post by: S-99 on July 16, 2006, 04:57:34 pm
C - 3 - A - 1
Lets all friendly and enemy ships know your alpha one. Keeps your wingmates occupied with something else so they aren't ever in your way again. All capships plead with you to get it done because it's up to you alpha one. All enemy ships will have weak ass subsystems and be on your tail.
Title: Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
Post by: Trivial Psychic on July 16, 2006, 07:30:37 pm
C - 3 - P - O = causes all wingmen to sound like Anthony Daniels.
Title: Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
Post by: Nuclear1 on July 16, 2006, 07:33:38 pm
C-3-1-1 " stop sucking, you idiots."

C-3-1-1 Stop exploding, you cowards!

C-S-S  Choose system for spontaneous supernova countdown

C-3-P  All fighters find the nearest take out place and get me some fricken Pizza!

Oh wait... maybe I should have down the second command first?  :D

No, the supernova's good incentive for them to get that pizza fast. :D
Title: Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
Post by: Wobble73 on July 17, 2006, 06:45:40 am
C-3-# "Why can't we all just get along man! here pass this onto the left hand side and chill out dude"
Title: Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
Post by: S-99 on July 17, 2006, 04:44:53 pm
C - 3 - G
Turns every single beam, laser, and flak turret into an ml-16 turret, and any missile launchers shall launch a dildo cluster bomb(more like cluster **** for that :lol: ).
And if anyone didn't get it yet, this is the gay command for fs2.
Title: Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
Post by: Tyrian on July 18, 2006, 04:24:35 pm
C - 3 - N:  Calls in Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick all the Shivans out of this galaxy.
Title: Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
Post by: Dark RevenantX on July 18, 2006, 07:26:00 pm
C-S-C-R-E-W-Y-O-U

Every hostile target turns into Homer Simpson.
They all die from lack of oxygen, rather than decompression (Homer's fat layer protects him)
Title: Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
Post by: WMCoolmon on July 20, 2006, 02:04:03 am
C-S-C-R-E-W-Y-O-U

Every hostile target turns into Homer Simpson.
They all die from lack of oxygen, rather than decompression (Homer's fat layer protects him)

No it doesn't. The Simpsons Halloween special clearly showed Homer's head expanding (and eventually popping) in the vacuum of space.
Title: Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
Post by: Mathwiz6 on August 03, 2006, 08:34:48 pm
C-3-B

It's like C-3-8, but instead of "cover me", it's: Shoot all enemies, once, so they go and shoot you, so I don't get shot.

C-3-FLEE. Shoot the enemies once, so they go and shoot you, and run like crazy in all directions!
Title: Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
Post by: Dark Hunter on August 03, 2006, 08:54:55 pm
...and run like crazy in all directions!

Actual text on a Copenhagan airport sign (this was an attempt by them to translate to English): "We are the baggage people. We take your bags and send them in all directions."


:wakka:

Your post just reminded me of that.

Anyway: C-3-B-A

Put on an airshow ("spaceshow"?) just like the legendary Blue Angels!

This could be used to pass the time on long boring escort missions, or to confuse enemy pilots (it'd sure as hell confuse me).
Title: Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
Post by: DarkShadow- on August 04, 2006, 03:35:27 am
Just a new text for ignore my target (I think it fits far better ;)):

C-3-6: "I AM attacking this target, so would ALL of you please stop shooting in my back, ffs!"

Oh, and:

C-3-whatever: "The guy in front of me is the enemy, so would you please hit him with your AAA, and not me?"

Dunno why, but on escort missions I always get hit by friendly AAAs.
Title: Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
Post by: watsisname on August 05, 2006, 02:11:10 pm
The AAA's like you. :P

Hmm... C + B-I-T-T-E-R-S-W-E-E-T:  Gives you an instant shot of LSD and makes everything funky.  (Think the cheat code from Descent 2, only with more pretty colors and random effects.) :nod:
Title: Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
Post by: BS403 on August 05, 2006, 02:41:21 pm
C+3+K    Kamikaze those beams so you stop getting in my way!
Title: Re: Communications Orders You Wish You Can Give, But Can't...
Post by: Nuclear1 on August 05, 2006, 02:53:21 pm
Just a new text for ignore my target (I think it fits far better ;)):

C-3-6: "I AM attacking this target, so would ALL of you please stop shooting in my back, ffs!"

Oh, and:

C-3-whatever: "The guy in front of me is the enemy, so would you please hit him with your AAA, and not me?"

Dunno why, but on escort missions I always get hit by friendly AAAs.

:lol: