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Title: Office Mishaps? Who can tell what the night may hold.........
Post by: Colonol Dekker on July 28, 2006, 10:57:02 am
As some may know, i'm in FLorence right now on a business Jolly.
We are about to hit a free bar, And i'm certain i'm gonna get laid, or get fired, The results wont be published, just take My HLP absence on monday as an official result (should it happen).


Whats the funniest thing to happen to anyonew on a work Jolly?
*Discuss

>>>Goes to get drunk/laid/fired/ Possibly Divorced by telephone......
Title: Re: Office Mishaps? Who can tell what the night may hold.........
Post by: Nuke on July 28, 2006, 11:04:26 am
my first boss once took me to a strip joint whilst we were on offitial buisness, delivering a server and some pcs to a charter school. i got a free lap dance and i think i even got payed for it :D
Title: Re: Office Mishaps? Who can tell what the night may hold.........
Post by: Colonol Dekker on July 28, 2006, 11:10:34 am
 :pimp: Thats what i'm talkin'bout. Surely one of the mighty HLP Elsders can best that one?

*anticipates greatness*

Really goes to get pixxored now>


Seeya monday peepage :D
Title: Re: Office Mishaps? Who can tell what the night may hold.........
Post by: Kosh on July 28, 2006, 10:43:57 pm
:pimp: Thats what i'm talkin'bout. Surely one of the mighty HLP Elsders can best that one?

*anticipates greatness*

Really goes to get pixxored now>


Seeya monday peepage :D


Aren't you married?
Title: Re: Office Mishaps? Who can tell what the night may hold.........
Post by: Dough with Fish on July 29, 2006, 12:12:17 am
What the **** is a work Jolly? I know of being Jolly, like a jolly fatman or something. But a work jolly? You weird brits and your ****ed up slang. Better than that ghetto and street **** rappers throw out, I suppose, but not by much.
Title: Re: Office Mishaps? Who can tell what the night may hold.........
Post by: Descenterace on July 29, 2006, 02:48:42 am
A junket. A holiday on work time.

Not yet had the opportunity myself. Maybe in a few years, if the company actually gets some sales and moves to a larger building, which would require me to have a look at the hardware available for futureproofing our network. This 'research' may well take me to exotic locations...
Title: Re: Office Mishaps? Who can tell what the night may hold.........
Post by: Harbinger of DOOM on July 29, 2006, 06:42:23 am
What the **** is a work Jolly? I know of being Jolly, like a jolly fatman or something. But a work jolly? You weird brits and your ****ed up slang. Better than that ghetto and street **** rappers throw out, I suppose, but not by much.
Wikipedia is your friend.
:lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Office Mishaps? Who can tell what the night may hold.........
Post by: Colonol Dekker on July 31, 2006, 03:31:06 am
Its monday, I'm back, And.....................Still Married, The system works !!!!!!! :yes:




I was expecting a list of american pie /Office xmas party annecdotes but.................. :( Nothing.
Title: Re: Office Mishaps? Who can tell what the night may hold.........
Post by: Fineus on July 31, 2006, 04:04:49 am
Best I ever got was one of the prettier nurses giving me a cup of tea at the hospital I work at.

I need a new job ;)
Title: Re: Office Mishaps? Who can tell what the night may hold.........
Post by: Colonol Dekker on July 31, 2006, 04:08:45 am
Confidence and Banter will get you everywhere.
I think the best one for me was a spry lad of 17, (6 and a bit years ago Z0MG!!) I had the distinct pleasure of an executive secretary of 22 years old. It was at a christmas function when i worked for KPMG. We stole a bottle of champagne from a directors suite and basically defile most rooms on the third floor while the rest of the london offices partied in farringdon.


*sniff* those were the days.....
Title: Re: Office Mishaps? Who can tell what the night may hold.........
Post by: Wobble73 on July 31, 2006, 06:21:01 am
This happened to a friend of mine, I stress a friend of mine and not me!

Once a works night out, a friend of mine got laid in a back alley behind a club. He ended up getting fired for lewd behaviour as it was a caught on CCTV!
Title: Re: Office Mishaps? Who can tell what the night may hold.........
Post by: Colonol Dekker on July 31, 2006, 06:53:47 am
ROFL, *wipes tears from eyes*
hands up those who have done the jiggy behind a vclub, in a car park or in an alley.

 :yes: :yes: :yes:

Title: Re: Office Mishaps? Who can tell what the night may hold.........
Post by: Nuke on August 01, 2006, 12:59:33 pm
do landry mats count? :D
Title: Re: Office Mishaps? Who can tell what the night may hold.........
Post by: vyper on August 01, 2006, 01:19:56 pm
Does a uni toilet count? :nervous:
Title: Re: Office Mishaps? Who can tell what the night may hold.........
Post by: TheSleeve on August 01, 2006, 04:50:22 pm
I suppose an elevator would be my most noteworthy locale.  Not my fault.  She pressed the emergency stop button, not me.
Title: Re: Office Mishaps? Who can tell what the night may hold.........
Post by: Nuke on August 02, 2006, 03:01:54 am
back when i worked at the pawn shop, wo once wittnessed a couple people ****ing at the bus stop across the street. so we hit up the camera case, grabbed anything with a working flash, and about 6 of us went out side and pretended to snap pictures. it didnt phase them at all, they just kept on performing, up till the bus came. :D
Title: Re: Office Mishaps? Who can tell what the night may hold.........
Post by: Colonol Dekker on August 02, 2006, 03:06:38 am
Oner way to catch the drivers attention lol  :lol:
Title: Re: Office Mishaps? Who can tell what the night may hold.........
Post by: aldo_14 on August 02, 2006, 03:18:05 am
back when i worked at the pawn shop, wo once wittnessed a couple people ****ing at the bus stop across the street. so we hit up the camera case, grabbed anything with a working flash, and about 6 of us went out side and pretended to snap pictures. it didnt phase them at all, they just kept on performing, up till the bus came. :D

The bus or them?
Title: Re: Office Mishaps? Who can tell what the night may hold.........
Post by: Nuke on August 02, 2006, 03:45:13 am
well i dont think so, unless that guys on a hair trigger. i usually require about an hour and a half of near brutal sex to get off.





:rolleyes: no im not bragging! :D
Title: Re: Office Mishaps? Who can tell what the night may hold.........
Post by: Colonol Dekker on August 02, 2006, 03:56:21 am
An hour and a half?  Surely thats just the foreplay....................I'm not bragging either, to quote Alison Flannigan from american pie 2,
Quote
You gotta heat the oven before you stick in the turkey.
And my ladies like theirwife likes her turkey well done  :D
Title: Re: Office Mishaps? Who can tell what the night may hold.........
Post by: Krackers87 on August 02, 2006, 03:59:28 am
An hour and a half?  Surely thats just the foreplay....................I'm not bragging either, to quote Alison Flannigan from american pie 2,
Quote
You gotta heat the oven before you stick in the turkey.
And my ladies like theirwife likes her turkey well done  :D

Uh... Go you #1 supahguy?
Title: Re: Office Mishaps? Who can tell what the night may hold.........
Post by: Colonol Dekker on August 02, 2006, 04:11:51 am
LOl, patronising, but i deserve it, i read my post, and it does come across a bit........................Meh.
Anyhoo, on with the machismo, in fact, girls are worse, Ferret and WF, you must have had a few bumps and grinds........ :pimp:
Title: Re: Office Mishaps? Who can tell what the night may hold.........
Post by: Krackers87 on August 02, 2006, 04:16:20 am
LOl, patronising, but i deserve it, i read my post, and it does come across a bit........................Meh.
Anyhoo, on with the machismo, in fact, girls are worse, Ferret and WF, you must have had a few bumps and grinds........ :pimp:
Shall we just say screw it and turn this into a sexual euphamism thread?
Title: Re: Office Mishaps? Who can tell what the night may hold.........
Post by: Colonol Dekker on August 02, 2006, 04:25:40 am
OK, plot skew,................Dirty jokes,
Wanna hear a dirty joke?

Spoiler:
Woman fell in the mud
lol
Title: Re: Office Mishaps? Who can tell what the night may hold.........
Post by: Nuke on August 02, 2006, 05:53:00 am
im serious, i feel sorry for some of the women i get stuck with. as for preheating the oven, well i do that too.