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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Nuclear1 on August 17, 2006, 11:18:37 pm

Title: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: Nuclear1 on August 17, 2006, 11:18:37 pm
So yeah, it's midnight here, and I just got back from Snakes on a Plane.

Mother. ****in. Excellent.
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: Fragrag on August 18, 2006, 12:14:34 am
BTW, has someone heard of this excellent jewel based on Snakes On A Plane?: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snakes_on_a_Train (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snakes_on_a_Train)
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: Nuke on August 18, 2006, 02:11:18 am
snakes wont be in this town for quite awhile, if at all. i feel depressed, its been my reason to avoid suicide for how many months now? :D

BTW, has someone heard of this excellent jewel based on Snakes On A Plane?: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snakes_on_a_Train (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snakes_on_a_Train)

now we need snakes in an automobile and everything will be complete :D
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: Ferret on August 18, 2006, 03:10:16 am
Don't you mother ****ers dare mother ****ing spoil snakes on a mother ****ing plane, I'm going to mother ****ing see the mother ****er tonight.
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: Colonol Dekker on August 18, 2006, 03:15:40 am
The plot to Snakes on a Train sounds bloody excellent, Snake eggs hatching out of a woman ??!!? 

:jaw:
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: Prophet on August 18, 2006, 03:44:54 am
The Snakes have to come from sowhere...
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: Colonol Dekker on August 18, 2006, 03:48:32 am
I knoiw, I wanna see it :D
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: Nuke on August 18, 2006, 04:04:46 am
i wanna petz the snakez
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: Mefustae on August 18, 2006, 06:22:50 am
So, to all that have seen the film, can you tell me whether or not the awesome Sunny Mabrey makes it through alive?
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: Nuke on August 18, 2006, 06:27:45 am
thou shaltz not zpoildz thda snakeszd!!! Blaspheymeyy1!
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: Mr. Vega on August 18, 2006, 12:16:41 pm
The plot to Snakes on a Train sounds bloody excellent, Snake eggs hatching out of a woman ??!!? 
:jaw:

So basically, it's Aliens on a Train.
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: Fragrag on August 18, 2006, 01:48:06 pm
The plot to Snakes on a Train sounds bloody excellent, Snake eggs hatching out of a woman ??!!? 
:jaw:

So basically, it's Aliens on a Train.

Hot dang, someone call Sigourney, we might just have an idea!
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: IPAndrews on August 18, 2006, 02:01:14 pm
I'm still waiting for that title to get old.
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: Ferret on August 18, 2006, 03:05:42 pm
Don't you mother ****ers dare mother ****ing spoil snakes on a mother ****ing plane, I'm going to mother ****ing see the mother ****er tonight.
CINEMA TRIP WAS CANCELLED AND I AM A VERY UNHAPPY FIONA
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: IceFire on August 18, 2006, 05:08:09 pm
Or as seen on The Lateshow...Rats in a Deli.  "We've got mother****ing rats!"
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: aldo_14 on August 18, 2006, 05:10:50 pm
I prefer the one I heard at work; Pandas on a Moped.

Or, the Rolling Stones-starring version; Trouser Snakes on a Plane
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: MrBig101 on August 18, 2006, 06:32:30 pm
Daily Show: Ferrets on a paddletruck  :lol:
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: Goober5000 on August 19, 2006, 12:10:51 am
:lol: BEST. MOVIE. EVER. :lol:

More descriptively, it was the most fun I've ever had in a movie theater.  The audience clapped, cheered, and shouted funny commentary at all the right moments.  It was terrific.  I highly recommend seeing it in a well-packed movie theater, preferably with a large group of friends.  It's definitely a crowd movie.

So, to all that have seen the film, can you tell me whether or not the awesome Sunny Mabrey makes it through alive?
Spoiler:
Just to be annoying, I won't answer. :D
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: Mefustae on August 19, 2006, 02:16:55 am
Spoiler:
Just to be annoying, I won't answer. :D
Spoiler:
You rotton son-of-a-*****! Just to be annoying, I won't give you the antidote. :drevil:
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: Nuclear1 on August 19, 2006, 08:17:39 am
:lol: BEST. MOVIE. EVER. :lol:

More descriptively, it was the most fun I've ever had in a movie theater.  The audience clapped, cheered, and shouted funny commentary at all the right moments.  It was terrific.  I highly recommend seeing it in a well-packed movie theater, preferably with a large group of friends.  It's definitely a crowd movie.

Man, I know the exact feeling. It's terrific being in a theater where you're absolutely allowed to go ape at the appropriate moments because you know everyone else is going to as well. :)
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: Harbinger of DOOM on August 19, 2006, 10:21:58 am
The plot to Snakes on a Train sounds bloody excellent, Snake eggs hatching out of a woman ??!!? 

:jaw:
*sniff* *sniff*
I smell an Alien rip-off....
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: BS403 on August 19, 2006, 11:11:45 pm
I just love the original, imaginative title  :lol: [sarcasm]
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: Grug on August 19, 2006, 11:19:36 pm
LoL sweet. Can't wait till it gets here. :)
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: Nuke on August 20, 2006, 07:53:17 pm
finally saw it. its got to be the best movie out of hollywood in a long time. that said, the movie sucked.
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: Unknown Target on August 20, 2006, 08:30:01 pm
There were snakes.
And they were on that plane.

Indeed.


Great movie :D A little more gory than I expected, but when Samuel busted out the MF I nearly cheered. That being said...

Spoiler:
The two best parts were when the guy got bit on the wang by the snake - the entire movie theatre went ape****, I heard this grown man in the back screaming :D And the other great part was when they busted out with every video game player's dream at the end; "Can anyone here fly a plane?" :D
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: Kosh on August 21, 2006, 07:13:43 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihAoSwQqo44
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: Gortef on August 21, 2006, 09:59:52 am
I wish the movie was here allready, wanna see it so bad :lol:
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: phoenixemperor on August 25, 2006, 07:48:11 am
Best movie of the year by far. You have to see it with others in the theatre. Its half the bloody experience.
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: Nuke on August 25, 2006, 07:58:37 am
it was overrated if you ask me.
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: Kosh on August 25, 2006, 09:36:52 am
it was overrated if you ask me.


What do you expect from a movie with such a corny title?
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: ME$$ENGER on August 25, 2006, 09:43:50 am
Remember that prank where some guy released two diamondbacks in a movie theater playing Snakes on a Plane? Hilarious, yet so ****ing wrong.
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: Nuke on August 25, 2006, 09:54:22 am
it was overrated if you ask me.


What do you expect from a movie with such a corny title?

the title was original, unfortunately the movie was a generic action flick.
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: Turnsky on August 25, 2006, 10:18:27 am
from hearing about this, i'm getting a mental image of Samuel L. Jackson Vs Solid Snake.  :p
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: Taristin on August 25, 2006, 10:24:44 am
I was told that people in the audiences watching this movie would cheer whenever Sammy Jack cursed.

Now... to me, that means that this movie is so bad that the peons out there need to entertain themselves while watching it.
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: Mefustae on August 25, 2006, 10:26:09 am
But it's just what you do when Sam curses! It's like drinking a shot whenever a fight breaks out on Jerry Springer. It's just the way of things.


Say... where'd all your fancy avatars go?
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: Ashrak on August 26, 2006, 01:59:19 pm
i think they ran out of good movie titles, how bout you?


maybe say babylon 5 should be called Station in a space, and stargate called Ring in a mountain :/


dumb american people annoying people
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: Nuclear1 on August 26, 2006, 02:06:30 pm
i think they ran out of good movie titles, how bout you?


maybe say babylon 5 should be called Station in a space, and stargate called Ring in a mountain :/


dumb american people annoying people

Uh, you know that they had other titles, right? It's just that SoaP would generate much more publicity than Pacific Air Flight 121 or Venom...
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: Ransom on August 27, 2006, 03:33:07 am
I just got back from seeing it. Honestly, I was surprised by how much I enjoyed the film -- it struck a near perfect balance between over-the-top B-movie ridiculousness and a more serious approach.
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: Rictor on August 29, 2006, 04:41:24 pm
Underwhelming. The movie took itself too seriously. It should have embraced its own crappiness and made the most of it, pulling some really over the top stuff instead of just being a bad action movie.

Alternate title: Iceman and Shaft vs Reptilian Terrorists.
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: Getter Robo G on August 29, 2006, 04:47:34 pm
It was just a matter of time...

  How long is it going to be before someone MS Paints:
"Snakes on a Hecate?"

 :lol:
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: NGTM-1R on August 29, 2006, 04:54:46 pm
Well, we've already got snakes on a battlestar...
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: Getter Robo G on August 29, 2006, 05:12:15 pm
and the sequel to that...   :lol:
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: Axem on August 29, 2006, 05:17:34 pm
Snakes can't survive in space! You need something else... like Shivans... :nervous: (http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/2747/planezz2.jpg)
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: Nuclear1 on August 29, 2006, 06:01:31 pm
Snakes can't survive in space! You need something else... like Shivans... :nervous: (http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/2747/planezz2.jpg)

Shivans on a Thoth! :D
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: NGTM-1R on August 29, 2006, 09:04:45 pm
How are you supposed to fit more then one? :p
Title: Re: Snakes on a Plane
Post by: Nuke on August 29, 2006, 11:56:40 pm
one shivan up top and another down below. the shivan equivelant of a gang bang :D