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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Nuke on August 18, 2006, 09:51:41 pm

Title: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Post by: Nuke on August 18, 2006, 09:51:41 pm
in liew of last nights drunken posting rampage and my being monkeyed because of it i feel the nessecity to apologize for my moronic actions. id like to apologize to all the people whos threads ive hijacked, all the people i offended, and if i sent you a marriage proposal please disregaurd it. my behavior has been unacceptable. im sorry.

im a bad monkey.  :nod:
Title: Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Post by: Ford Prefect on August 18, 2006, 09:58:00 pm
I also didn't appreciate you making a pass at me. You know I'm in a vulnerable emotional state right now.

Additionally, am I going to be the first one to point out that the animal in the "monkey" image is not a monkey at all, but a chimpanzee?
Title: Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Post by: Rictor on August 18, 2006, 10:07:01 pm
Oh no! I was wrong,
It was Earth all along,
I guess you finally made a monkey,
Yes we finally made a monkey,
I guess you finally made a monkey,
out of meeeeeee!,
Title: Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Post by: Mefustae on August 19, 2006, 04:37:18 am
Oh no! I was wrong,
It was Earth all along,
I guess you finally made a monkey,
Yes we finally made a monkey,
I guess you finally made a monkey,
out of meeeeeee!,
Excellent, now sing 'Dr. Saius, Dr. Saius'.
Title: Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Post by: vyper on August 19, 2006, 04:54:47 am
He can talk!
He can talk!

I can siiiiing!
Title: Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Post by: Kosh on August 19, 2006, 05:08:49 am
in liew of last nights drunken posting rampage and my being monkeyed because of it i feel the nessecity to apologize for my moronic actions. id like to apologize to all the people whos threads ive hijacked, all the people i offended, and if i sent you a marriage proposal please disregaurd it. my behavior has been unacceptable. im sorry.

im a bad monkey.  :nod:


Not like being monkeyed helped because you are still able to post. :p
Title: Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Post by: Descenterace on August 19, 2006, 06:59:14 am
Drunk-in-charge of an Internet connection? The problem is that you didn't drink enough. Last night after work I drank an insane amount, and even if my PC had been working I'd still have passed out upon coming home...
Title: Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Post by: Nuke on August 19, 2006, 07:18:09 am
you just cant hold your booze :D
Title: Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Post by: Fragrag on August 19, 2006, 07:55:24 am
I also didn't appreciate you making a pass at me. You know I'm in a vulnerable emotional state right now.

Additionally, am I going to be the first one to point out that the animal in the "monkey" image is not a monkey at all, but a chimpanzee?

Glad he hasn't talked to the Librarian yet.
Title: Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Post by: Ford Prefect on August 19, 2006, 10:06:18 am
I don't think I get it.
Title: Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Post by: Herra Tohtori on August 19, 2006, 10:25:54 am
Well, there's a HUGE difference between a monkey and the Librarian, as anyone who refers to the Librarian as a monkey while he can hear it painfully realizes...

Apes and monkeys are very different indeed. Though I'm not certain whether or not cmimps are as delicate as orangutangs... :lol:
Title: Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Post by: Ford Prefect on August 19, 2006, 10:30:51 am
But who the hell is the Librarian? And why is he/she being compared to primates?
Title: Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Post by: karajorma on August 19, 2006, 10:36:40 am
The Librarian is a character from Terry Prachett's Discworld books. A magical accident turned him into an orang utang and he's refused attempts to turn him back as all the deep questions in life have now simply become a vague wondering about where the next banana is coming from. :)
Title: Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Post by: Flipside on August 19, 2006, 02:21:56 pm
The Librarian likes to give the demonstration that no mere 'monkey' can bounce a man on his head with one hand ;)
Title: Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Post by: Slanker_MT on August 19, 2006, 06:37:44 pm
And his favourite words are "Uff" and "Ugh". Actually, those are the only word he ever uses  ::)
Title: Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Post by: Nuke on August 19, 2006, 10:35:23 pm
the monkey picture makes my posts easyer to find. yay!
Title: Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Post by: Charismatic on August 19, 2006, 11:05:24 pm
the monkey picture makes my posts easyer to find. yay!

Indeed it does.
Title: Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Post by: Fineus on August 20, 2006, 04:52:02 am
Meh.. you're unmonkeyed now. Apparently it doesn't work and I can't be bothered to ban you for a day now - I just hope you've learnt not to spam whilst drunk :)
Title: Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Post by: Darkage on August 20, 2006, 05:02:41 am
I have done it a few times, posting here while drunk:)

Although i am drinking allot less to almost nothing anymore these days, costs money and i can't realy be arsed to wake up with a hangover.
Title: Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Post by: Nuke on August 20, 2006, 05:23:10 am
think im gonna let go of my monkey pride do you :D
Title: Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Post by: Descenterace on August 20, 2006, 05:31:58 am
I frequently post while drunk. The thing is, it's usually hard to tell if I'm drunk just by what I type.

How fast I type... that's a different matter. And yes, I use IRC when pissed too.
Title: Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Post by: Nuke on August 20, 2006, 05:44:30 am
i think i went a slight bit overboard that night, i usually dont do that. i usually get some booze and it lasts about a week. i found i drank a considerable amount, then i had this crazy notion to kill the bottle. shortly there after i didnt know what the **** i was doing. it all kinda went down hill from there.
Title: Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Post by: Janos on August 20, 2006, 06:18:58 am
I frequently post while drunk. The thing is, it's usually hard to tell if I'm drunk just by what I type.

How fast I type... that's a different matter. And yes, I use IRC when pissed too.

I frequently drink after I read my own posts. Ha!
Title: Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Post by: Slanker_MT on August 20, 2006, 09:21:19 am
Craziness going on in here. :nervous:
Title: Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Post by: pecenipicek on August 20, 2006, 09:25:48 am
whats new therE?
Title: Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Post by: Janos on August 21, 2006, 01:13:21 am
nuke why did you decide that drunk posting on the INTERNET would be a good idea anyways
Title: Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Post by: Ford Prefect on August 21, 2006, 01:59:42 am
This is just a shot in the dark, but maybe because he was drunk?
Title: Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Post by: Janos on August 21, 2006, 02:08:25 am
This is just a shot in the dark, but maybe because he was drunk?

didn't he have anything better to do

like passing out and vomiting and harassing chicks and singing metal

not POSTING IN AN INTERNET
Title: Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Post by: Flipside on August 21, 2006, 02:14:44 am
I like this Internet, it's much better than others I've been on.
Title: Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Post by: Col. Fishguts on August 21, 2006, 04:07:53 am
I like this Internet, it's much better than others I've been on.

I've lost faith in the internet the exact moment I've heard a 15 year old nerd in an internetcafe use "lol" as an actual word. Shouting it repeatedly in the mic during a CS match.
Title: Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Post by: aldo_14 on August 21, 2006, 04:59:37 am
I like this Internet, it's much better than others I've been on.

I heard there was a nice Internet in Dunoon.
Title: Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Post by: Nuke on August 21, 2006, 05:51:09 am
well it was late and because i got drunk at home and because i didnt want to get eaten by a bear by trying to go anywere i didnt leave the house, and because there was nothing on tv i was on the net i decided to wreak havok here and in a couple irc channels and emailed my exes mariage proposals. i seriously havent been that drunk in a long ****ing time :D
Title: Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Post by: Mathwiz6 on August 23, 2006, 10:36:41 am
I like this Internet, it's much better than others I've been on.

I've lost faith in the internet the exact moment I've heard a 15 year old nerd in an internetcafe use "lol" as an actual word. Shouting it repeatedly in the mic during a CS match.

Oh no, I've done that.... except not the CS. Rofl too... And I can do verbal 1337 $p3@k...
Title: Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Post by: Janos on August 23, 2006, 10:43:30 am
Oh no, I've done that.... except not the CS. Rofl too... And I can do verbal 1337 $p3@k...

do you really want to talk about this
Title: Re: you made a monkey out of me! (aka public apology)
Post by: Mathwiz6 on August 23, 2006, 10:44:53 am
Sure, it's funny  :D

Admittedly it may be embarressing, but this is the internet, the land of community, sociality, and XHTML.