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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: aldo_14 on August 21, 2006, 04:37:55 am

Title: Man wants penis chopped off, has spare.
Post by: aldo_14 on August 21, 2006, 04:37:55 am
http://go.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=13236899&src=rss/oddlyEnoughNews

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NEW DELHI (Reuters) - An Indian businessman born with two penises wants one of them removed surgically as he wants to marry and lead a normal sexual life, a newspaper report said Saturday.

The 24-year-old man from the northern state of Uttar Pradesh admitted himself to a New Delhi hospital this week with an extremely rare medical condition called penile duplication or diphallus, the Times of India said.

"Two fully functional penes is unheard of even in medical literature. In the more common form of diphallus, one organ is rudimentary," the newspaper quoted a surgeon as saying.

The surgery was expected to be challenging as both organs were well-formed and full blood supply to the retained penis had to be ensured to allow it to function normally, he added.

The newspaper did not disclose the identity of the man or the hospital to protect the patient's privacy.

There are about 100 such reported cases of diphallus around the world and it is known to occur among one in 5.5 million men, the newspaper said.

It is caused by the failure of the mesodermal bands in the embryo to fuse properly. The mesodermal bands are one of three primary layers of the embryo from which several body parts are formed.
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Post by: karajorma on August 21, 2006, 04:56:34 am
And yet again a promising career in porn is cut short.
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Post by: Prophet on August 21, 2006, 05:00:28 am
Holy titty-****ing christ! The guy has two funcioning dicks? :eek2:
And he doesn't like them?!?! What a weirdo. :shaking:

Edit: Just occurred to me... He needs his both hands to pee. He better be ambidexterous or there'll be a mess. ;)

Edit2: I see we were thinking the same thing aldo...
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Post by: aldo_14 on August 21, 2006, 05:01:09 am
Holy titty-****ing christ! The guy has two funcioning dicks? :eek2:
And he doesn't like them?!?! What a weirdo. :shaking:

Well, he does need to use both hands to take a piss......
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Post by: Wobble73 on August 21, 2006, 05:03:41 am
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "Like a dog with two d*cks!" :lol:
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Post by: Mefustae on August 21, 2006, 05:27:51 am
Wait a minute, I heard about a guy like this years ago one the British version of 'Ripley's believe it or not', and that guy was happily married [with a very happy wife, apparently].
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Post by: vyper on August 21, 2006, 05:43:04 am
What a word: Diphallus... roofle.
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Post by: Nuke on August 21, 2006, 05:54:28 am
**** id keep the penis and find a gal who likes dp :D
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Post by: Mefustae on August 21, 2006, 05:58:30 am
**** id keep the penis and find a gal who likes dp :D
Charming.
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Post by: Kazan on August 21, 2006, 08:43:25 am
**** id keep the penis and find a gal who likes dp :D
Charming.

you don't know nuke very well do you?
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Post by: Mefustae on August 21, 2006, 09:34:37 am
After his booze-driven tirades throughout the forum, I thought I did.


I was wrong.
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Post by: Gortef on August 21, 2006, 10:03:03 am
Holy mother of lollerskates...
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Post by: Dark RevenantX on August 21, 2006, 11:05:33 am
What I tought when I looked at the thread title:

Hmm...  What's new today?

Ah.  Man want's his penis chopped off...

Hey, wait a minuite-

What The F*CK!?!?!

Who the hell would want their own dick cut off?

What the hell?  He has a spare?  What is wrong with you people?!?
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Post by: Kazan on August 21, 2006, 11:23:41 am
RTFA Dark RevenantX - the guy has two penises
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Post by: Wild Fragaria on August 21, 2006, 11:33:00 am
This is interesting...
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Post by: Janos on August 21, 2006, 01:11:08 pm
And yet again a promising career in porn is cut short.

i would pay like 51895318 BILLION for that
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Post by: Unknown Target on August 21, 2006, 04:21:19 pm
I'd totally keep them.
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Post by: watsisname on August 21, 2006, 08:07:45 pm
Aye, but would you still want to keep [both] of them if they were interfering with your sex-life?  Er, unless you happened to find a girl with uh... you know... 
:eek2:

Ok, that's enough out of me.
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Post by: Blue Lion on August 21, 2006, 08:23:43 pm
Oh honey he's a doctor, he drives a porsche....

But does he have a second penis?



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Post by: Janos on August 22, 2006, 01:17:50 am
Aye, but would you still want to keep [both] of them if they were interfering with your sex-life?  Er, unless you happened to find a girl with uh... you know... 
:eek2:

Ok, that's enough out of me.

my penis interferes with my sex life quite often
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Post by: Nuclear1 on August 23, 2006, 07:19:56 pm
RTFA Dark RevenantX - the guy has two penises

RTFP Kaz:
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What I tought when I looked at the thread title:

My reaction was similar to his just by reading the title of the thread, not reading the article.
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Post by: Charismatic on August 23, 2006, 09:57:07 pm
Don't chop mini-me!
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Post by: BS403 on August 23, 2006, 11:13:27 pm
What girl wouldn't want a guy with two penises.  I didn't read this a first because when I read the title I thought wtf :wtf: after reading I still think wtf :wtf:
never ever remove a gift that god gave you.
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Post by: ME$$ENGER on August 23, 2006, 11:23:23 pm
In the name of science, we need a picture!

Or maybe not.
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Post by: BS403 on August 23, 2006, 11:30:32 pm
seconded
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Post by: aldo_14 on August 24, 2006, 02:44:54 am
What girl wouldn't want a guy with two penises.  I didn't read this a first because when I read the title I thought wtf :wtf: after reading I still think wtf :wtf:
never ever remove a gift that god gave you.

Well, how much would you want a girl with four breasts and two vaginas?
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Post by: Wobble73 on August 24, 2006, 03:29:20 am
What girl wouldn't want a guy with two penises.  I didn't read this a first because when I read the title I thought wtf :wtf: after reading I still think wtf :wtf:
never ever remove a gift that god gave you.

Well, how much would you want a girl with four breasts and two vaginas?

Was that an offer??


Yes please !!! :D ;7
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Post by: karajorma on August 24, 2006, 05:05:47 am
Well, how much would you want a girl with four breasts and two vaginas?

I'll bet the interest in such a girl takes a steep nosedive once PMS hits :p
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Post by: Nuke on August 24, 2006, 08:36:28 pm
this bring a new meaning to the saying: "measure twice, cut once" :D
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Post by: Getter Robo G on August 26, 2006, 12:16:13 pm
He should keep the penises (or is it Peni?) and become a Mormon (old Skool)...

That's what I would do, "Sorry Honey, I have needs greater than most other men. That means you learn DP OR learn to tolerate another woman... You know the saying, love me, love my penises..." (or something like that)
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Post by: karajorma on August 26, 2006, 12:54:44 pm
Well he could always meet up with this woman (http://ihavetwovaginas.blogspot.com/).
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Post by: OMFG PWNT on August 28, 2006, 05:06:59 am
lol. wats worse? once i had a science lesson and the teacher showed us a film with a person whose both male and female (naturally, not a transexual), but he wanted to become male. maybe this is more commonly heard than two dicks
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Post by: Fragrag on August 28, 2006, 05:13:35 am
I would love to see his private ad:

Looking for ambidextrous women, not shocked easily, would like an alien adventure
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Post by: Getter Robo G on August 29, 2006, 04:51:39 pm
I'm too scared to click on Kara's linky... I held mouse over it and saw:
"http://I have twovaginas.blogspot.com" in the corner of my firefox browser.

 :eek2:  :shaking:  :wtf:

Maybe next week, I'm a bit overloaded at the moment mentally...
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Post by: BS403 on August 29, 2006, 09:53:22 pm
What girl wouldn't want a guy with two penises.  I didn't read this a first because when I read the title I thought wtf :wtf: after reading I still think wtf :wtf:
never ever remove a gift that god gave you.

Well, how much would you want a girl with four breasts and two vaginas?
I would love it four breasts come on thats awesome. :pimp: :nod: ;7
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Post by: karajorma on August 30, 2006, 07:34:52 am
Yeah that's like two normal breasts and an extra helping for being a good boy :D

I'm too scared to click on Kara's linky... I held mouse over it and saw:
"http://I have twovaginas.blogspot.com" in the corner of my firefox browser.

 :eek2:  :shaking:  :wtf:

Maybe next week, I'm a bit overloaded at the moment mentally...

It should be perfectly safe. No graphic pictures or anything (At least there weren't when I linked it). Nothing really more gratuitous than the original link.
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Post by: Colonol Dekker on August 30, 2006, 08:12:49 am

Well, how much would you want a girl with four breasts and two vaginas?


I call them twins................Actually your reccomendation only has one mouth so tthat means half the aggro.