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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: an0n on September 08, 2006, 08:00:34 am

Title: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: an0n on September 08, 2006, 08:00:34 am
....so I have 'returned' to HLP.

Technically, I never left - but I'm posting more now.

You may all begin cowering in fear, bribing me not to smite you and becoming deathly afraid of talking about religion.

And, yes, I do think I'm important enough that this warrants it's own thread. If you don't agree, I'll add you to my Felony Assault List for when I hit the US. Or declare Vendetta against you, like I did with Karajorma.

Discuss.
Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: vyper on September 08, 2006, 08:18:40 am
:rolleyes: It's not ****ing emo-drama exploding. Certain people were having man-periods, and that was it. It's over, it's done, all bar the HeXing.

(http://www.hexellent.com/files/19/dr4m4.jpg)
Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: an0n on September 08, 2006, 08:21:45 am
Chesch ran off crying.

HeX has said he's going to start cutting people.

Icy's dying of stomach-plague.

And the forumites are all whining like little girls and talking about their feelings.

I give it a week. And as per standard operating procedure, when it becomes 'unwise' for me to remain at a forum I jump ship and head over to the neighbours while mommy and daddy fight.
Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: an0n on September 08, 2006, 08:23:01 am
Besides, I need somewhere new to wow people with my an0n Approves thing....
Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: vyper on September 08, 2006, 08:26:32 am
Chesch ran off crying.

HeX has said he's going to start cutting people.

Icy's dying of stomach-plague.

And the forumites are all whining like little girls and talking about their feelings.


Pfft, they're just trying to make sure they don't die a HeXellent death at the end of all this. It's a case of "Look at me, I'm repentant, don't ban me!".  Icy should just lay off the ****ing bevvy.  Chesch is definately on the way to Full Metal Jacket terrirtory - but he's gone for now
Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: an0n on September 08, 2006, 08:28:09 am
Yeah, well, I still think **** is going to explode.

So I'm getting ready to ride it out by hiding here, then I can head back to WS once they've reverted to a heretic-era administration policy.
Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: Mefustae on September 08, 2006, 08:28:42 am
Besides, I need somewhere new to wow people with my an0n Approves thing....
Yeah, that was pretty cool.
Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: an0n on September 08, 2006, 08:29:35 am
I actually prefer my Seal Of Approval(s). But I can only post one of them without getting banned:

(http://www.penguinbomb.com/images/seal.gif)
Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: Night Hammer on September 08, 2006, 08:34:59 am
hmm i havent been over there in a while, need to check it out

welcome back an0n
Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: karajorma on September 08, 2006, 08:58:52 am
Or declare Vendetta against you, like I did with Karajorma.

I'm quaking in my ****ing boots.
Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: aldo_14 on September 08, 2006, 08:59:43 am
Or declare Vendetta against you, like I did with Karajorma.

I'm quaking in my ****ing boots.

You have ****ing boots?
Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: an0n on September 08, 2006, 09:00:24 am
He just taped some dildoes to the soles.
Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: vyper on September 08, 2006, 09:03:44 am
Puts a whole new meaning to foot fetish.
Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: Mefustae on September 08, 2006, 09:04:35 am
Puts a whole new meaning to foot fetish.
*Golf clap*
Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: karajorma on September 08, 2006, 09:08:13 am
He just taped some dildoes to the soles.

All the better for kicking people up the arse.
Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: Night Hammer on September 08, 2006, 09:16:18 am
be careful with that, you may make more 'friends' around here that way then anything else
Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: Flipside on September 08, 2006, 09:37:16 am
Why have drama in just one Forum eh?
Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: an0n on September 08, 2006, 09:38:37 am
We can't focus it too much, or it'll cause an emoplosion.

There'll be Avril Lavigne and Linkin Park CDs flying everywhere....
Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: Flipside on September 08, 2006, 09:40:34 am
:lol:

And bottles of Emo-Sun Rootbeer ;)
Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: an0n on September 08, 2006, 09:42:38 am
Eventually the forums will implode, forming an Emo-Sun Eater.

And we'll have to go beg Parallax to sacrifice himself to stop it consuming every other forum on the internet....
Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: vyper on September 08, 2006, 09:44:30 am
And on that note, warpstorm goes down. :wtf:
Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: vyper on September 08, 2006, 09:47:59 am
Or not.
Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: an0n on September 08, 2006, 09:49:23 am
It's having sex with oblivion....
Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: Colonol Dekker on September 08, 2006, 10:27:58 am
This thread makes my eyes bleed,..............

MAKE THE PAIN STOP !!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: Night Hammer on September 08, 2006, 11:20:39 am
if you kill yourself it will stop...
Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: an0n on September 08, 2006, 11:23:27 am
/me removes Dekker's eyes
Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: Nuke on September 08, 2006, 11:24:57 am
them emos need to go listen to stalaggh, at least then theyd really kill themselves instead of all that trendy cutting.
Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: achtung on September 08, 2006, 11:49:39 am
an0n!  Stop giving them the attention they crave!
Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: an0n on September 08, 2006, 12:07:50 pm
I'm like a horrific combination of Loki and Bacchus.

I bring the fun in, but I bring it in with such force and ferocity it always ends in either an orgy or a riot.
Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: Bobboau on September 08, 2006, 01:41:37 pm
so can you give me a tour guide of the emoness in WS, I mostly stick to the news forum and only check GD when board and the rift when I'm REALY board.
Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: an0n on September 08, 2006, 01:58:10 pm
Basically, Icy has stomach ulcers or some ****. VD flamed the **** outta Narc (Chesch's ex-wife) and started this big thing where everyone was whining about people minding their own business. Then Chesch left. Then HeX said he'd start an admin reign of tyranny if people didn't stop being dickheads.

Basically, lots of stupid drama and people being pissy about absolutely nothing.
Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: vyper on September 08, 2006, 02:04:51 pm
You missed out the bit that started it all: Chesch being a cock in a thread Icy made about his mate getting killed.
Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: Sandwich on September 08, 2006, 07:40:20 pm
Sounds like a soap opera to me.

Speaking of which, I can't wait for BSG.

....so I have 'returned' to HLP.

Yay! (I'll leave it as an exercise for the reader to determine the sarcasm level - or lack thereof - in that statement.)
Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: an0n on September 09, 2006, 02:09:00 am
You know you love me.

Non-physically.

Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: redsniper on September 09, 2006, 02:57:09 am
Heck, I didn't even know the old-school HLP humor had gone missing until you brought it back in the man/goat bestiality thread.
Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: an0n on September 09, 2006, 03:00:34 am
I know. I rock.

Now grab a shovel and help me find the hookers/beer/drugs.

I know sizzler burried them all around here somewhere. I just hope he left air-tubes for the hookers.

On second thought - no I don't....

NECRO-ORGY!
Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: WMCoolmon on September 09, 2006, 05:01:28 am
(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b311/WMCoolmon/emo_warp_core_breach.jpg)

Sorry, that's what the title kept making me think of...
Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: kode on September 11, 2006, 05:44:15 pm
oh, look it's that bald guy from david lynch's dune and x-men.
Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: Fineus on September 11, 2006, 05:46:41 pm
But he was great in Ricky Gervais' "Extras".
Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: kode on September 11, 2006, 06:21:07 pm
I'm not condemning his attempts at acting in before-mentioned movies. on the contrary. well, I guess he wasn't in dune long enough to give much of an impression, but still...
Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: Polpolion on September 11, 2006, 06:43:27 pm
I know. I rock.

Now grab a shovel and help me find the hookers/beer/drugs.

I know sizzler burried them all around here somewhere. I just hope he left air-tubes for the hookers.

On second thought - no I don't....

NECRO-ORGY!

Oh yeah, about that, you can have all of them back. :) I sold them to some mob people at highly inflated prices, then stole them back. They are all in good condition, but one of the hookers is a bit used.

*gives an0n a bus full of hookers/beer/drugs




*Is mugged by some mob people
Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: Nuke on September 11, 2006, 11:40:22 pm
nuke's meth lab is open for buisness again! yay!
Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: karajorma on September 12, 2006, 03:29:38 am
But he was great in Ricky Gervais' "Extras".

And then her clothes fall off...

:lol:
Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: Windrunner on September 13, 2006, 05:48:42 am
You know you love me.

Non-physically.



Love you?

No

hate you?

maybe...

The only word that can describe my feelings against you is starangulation..

Welcome back.. :)
Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: Colonol Dekker on September 13, 2006, 05:50:13 am
I wanna ticket for that Big Red Fun-Bus !!!!!!! :pimp:
Title: Re: Warpstorm Is Emo-Drama Exploding....
Post by: Unknown Target on September 13, 2006, 09:18:19 am
You know you love me.

Non-physically.



Love you?

No

hate you?

maybe...

The only word that can describe my feelings against you is starangulation..

Welcome back.. :)

an0n, if you can find a single person in the world that loves you, I'll give you a dollar (non-physically) :D :p