Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Sandwich on September 26, 2006, 03:26:07 pm
Title: The REAL Ultimate Showdown
Post by: Sandwich on September 26, 2006, 03:26:07 pm
My father had this question for my brother and myself as we were enjoying a wonderfully satisfying dinner at a Chinese restaurant. I figure if anyone would know, you guys would. So... vote.
Title: Re: The REAL Ultimate Showdown
Post by: Mathwiz6 on September 26, 2006, 04:07:29 pm
Duct tape!
It.... umm.... hold on.... challenges Chuck to be used in the Red Green Show!
Nah, it's just cooler :D
Title: Re: The REAL Ultimate Showdown
Post by: Fineus on September 26, 2006, 04:08:11 pm
Duct tape.
For naughty fun.
Title: Re: The REAL Ultimate Showdown
Post by: Col. Fishguts on September 26, 2006, 05:30:22 pm
Duct tape can do ANYTHING.
Title: Re: The REAL Ultimate Showdown
Post by: Ulala on September 26, 2006, 05:51:04 pm
I hear it's not really that good at taping up ducts though.
Title: Re: The REAL Ultimate Showdown
Post by: Flipside on September 26, 2006, 06:44:04 pm
It was a tough one, Chuck Norris is designed to kill, whereas Duct Tape is more a 'Renaissance Man', so Chuck would have the physical advantage, but you just can't outdo the flexibility of the Tape....
Title: Re: The REAL Ultimate Showdown
Post by: Taristin on September 26, 2006, 06:46:07 pm
I think that whilst the duct tape would be able to mangle ol' chucky to bits, chuck would use it to put himself back together, forming a Duct tape-Norris hybrid, the likes of which the world has never seen before.
Title: Re: The REAL Ultimate Showdown
Post by: Turambar on September 26, 2006, 06:51:44 pm
Tony Jaa, hands down.
Title: Re: The REAL Ultimate Showdown
Post by: Unknown Target on September 26, 2006, 07:19:30 pm
Duct tape. Duct tape is mother, duct tape is father. Duct tape is God.
Title: Re: The REAL Ultimate Showdown
Post by: Flipside on September 26, 2006, 07:28:44 pm
And wheres the Snuffleupagus option?
Title: Re: The REAL Ultimate Showdown
Post by: Turey on September 26, 2006, 07:37:59 pm
Duct Tape wins.
Chuck Norris can't do stealthy-ninja mode. (http://tinyurl.com/r3l3p)
Spoiler:
And yes, I actually own some of that stuff. It works just as well as normal duct tape.
Title: Re: The REAL Ultimate Showdown
Post by: Kosh on September 26, 2006, 10:29:02 pm
Another one of Sandwitch's :wtf: dinner time conversation threads......
Title: Re: The REAL Ultimate Showdown
Post by: Fury on September 26, 2006, 11:06:42 pm
:wtf: @ at this topic & Sandwich.
Title: Re: The REAL Ultimate Showdown
Post by: redsniper on September 27, 2006, 12:48:41 am
Duct tape binds the universe together. Chuck Norris is merely a man, plus he was once defeated by Steve Irwin.
Title: Re: The REAL Ultimate Showdown
Post by: NGTM-1R on September 27, 2006, 01:58:19 am
Duct Tape Man>Chuck Norris.
No, you don't want to know.
Title: Re: The REAL Ultimate Showdown
Post by: IPAndrews on September 27, 2006, 03:07:52 am
:lol: @ topic.
Title: Re: The REAL Ultimate Showdown
Post by: Primus on September 27, 2006, 05:07:07 am
My father had this question for my brother and myself as we were enjoying a wonderfully satisfying dinner at a Chinese restaurant. I figure if anyone would know, you guys would. So... vote.
Lie. You were in the bar, wasted as hell. You don't discuss these kinds of topics in restaurants having dinner. ;)
But Norris roundhouse kicks the glue off the duct tape. :p
Title: Re: The REAL Ultimate Showdown
Post by: Herra Tohtori on September 27, 2006, 09:41:41 am
Duct tape would win Chuck Norris, because it wouldn't need to do nothing, just last while Chuck Norris tries to roundhouse kick it... Eventually, this would give Chuck Norris a cardiac arrest, while the event wouldn't have much of an effect to duct tape.
But Markku Uusipaavalniemi lasts longer than duct tape, so he would eventually triumph in the contest. Besides, he can tell the other players to brush the duct tape away.
And if that doesn't work, he could just stare the duct tape and make it catch fire.
Title: Re: The REAL Ultimate Showdown
Post by: Aardwolf on September 28, 2006, 09:29:48 pm
Is this thread based on "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" by any chance?
Title: Re: The REAL Ultimate Showdown
Post by: redsniper on September 28, 2006, 09:35:17 pm
I'm certain it is.
Title: Re: The REAL Ultimate Showdown
Post by: spartan_0214 on September 28, 2006, 09:40:04 pm
Duct tape could keep anything down, even Chuck Norris...