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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Colonol Dekker on October 09, 2006, 06:38:49 am
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My very best mate in the world of 13 years got hitched last tuesday, I was the best man and the whole thing went exceptionally. My speech went brilliantly. The bride and groom got a great send-off..........
Then came the reception, I spent £80 in 4 hours after a day of free pinot and champagne, It went a bit blurry after i hit on my mates 27 year old cousin to the amusement of my other half, To my amazement i called the grooms mum to find out any gap fillers i might need.
I cant say how much i said as i dont remember at all, A few quotes i've been given from said mother in law include:-
- Hedge diving
- Opening the people carrier doors at 80mph on the motorway back to london
- Hitting on said mother in law, over a 1.5 hour journey.
many more unfit for public display..........
THE SHAME...............................
^cathartic release, now i feel better :nervous:
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i demand details, especially those unfit for public display. i also demand chips.
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- Opening the people carrier doors at 80mph on the motorway back to london
Nah. Thats not so bad. I remember me and me mates once drove around in one of those old volkswagens. I mean the two seater with the open back, with the stage, platform, whatever you call it in english. The driver was sober, rest were very drunk, and there was about 10 of us. At one point we ended up going 100 kph on a highway. It's a miracle none of us got hurt. In retrospect it was not the brightest idea of the evening...
Anyway, well done Dekker. Those are the moments one lives on full throttle. A great stress reliver. And a subject for many joyful conversations by a lake/sauna (preferably both). :D :yes:
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What's a "people carrier"? We've been calling them "cars" or "automobiles" for about a century now...
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Trust though, The grooms dad wants to break my neck, I was telling his wife she's a milf and i wanted her since 93, (she is hot though) MY other half got a lift home with her sister but its all peachy at the moment :)
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Guys wife makes 24 years old men horny, and he's mad about it? :lol:
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What's a "people carrier"? We've been calling them "cars" or "automobiles" for about a century now...
It's a large van / small minibus (aka MPV);
(http://www.bluestone.gb.com/pics/Voyager1.jpg)
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Yeah i was gonna use MPV as a reference, I was told i was drinking double Jacks with a shot of vodka to "dilute it"......
My alleged words, I think the Alchy bug might have had a nibble on my arm that night........ :shaking:
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That, sir, is a minivan.
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That, sir, is a minivan.
I was just going to say that.
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That, sir, is a minivan.
Only in America.
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I hate those kinds of vans, anyway. Or at least the Kia sedona.
EDIT: 999...
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That, sir, is a minivan.
No, it's an Urban Assault Vehicle.
Also only in America, but I prefer this description. :p
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It's a rich white persons means of transport... along with the SUV... I'm getting a piece of **** little car if I get one.
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Its a good choice for a group of people who normally drive to split the bill and get laudably drunk while getting the most out of a desgnated dfriver. :nod:
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That, sir, is a minivan.
Only in America.
:lol: that quote brings back some memories.
Who was it that said those famous words???
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Eddie Murphy? ;7
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Eddie Murphy? ;7
nah i think it was Don King :D
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That, sir, is a minivan.
Only in America.
:lol: that quote brings back some memories.
Who was it that said those famous words???
Me, yesterday.
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*applauds* Gentlemen and Gentlmen,... We have a winner !
(as we all know, there are no 'ladies' on hlp............ :nervous: Only women :shaking: