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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Colonol Dekker on October 09, 2006, 06:38:49 am

Title: Best man falls flat on his face.
Post by: Colonol Dekker on October 09, 2006, 06:38:49 am
My very best mate in the world of 13 years got hitched last tuesday, I was the best man and the whole thing went exceptionally. My speech went brilliantly. The bride and groom got a great send-off..........


Then came the reception, I spent £80 in 4 hours after a day of free pinot and champagne, It went a bit blurry after i hit on my mates 27 year old cousin to the amusement of my other half, To my amazement i called the grooms mum to find out any gap fillers i might need.

I cant say how much i said as i dont remember at all, A few quotes i've been given from said mother in law include:-

- Hedge diving
- Opening the people carrier doors at 80mph on the motorway back to london
- Hitting on said mother in law, over a 1.5 hour journey.
many more unfit for public display..........


THE SHAME...............................


^cathartic release, now i feel better :nervous:
Title: Re: Best man falls flat on his face.
Post by: Nuke on October 09, 2006, 07:42:51 am
i demand details, especially those unfit for public display. i also demand chips.
Title: Re: Best man falls flat on his face.
Post by: Prophet on October 09, 2006, 08:45:15 am
- Opening the people carrier doors at 80mph on the motorway back to london
Nah. Thats not so bad. I remember me and me mates once drove around in one of those old volkswagens. I mean the two seater with the open back, with the stage, platform, whatever you call it in english. The driver was sober, rest were very drunk, and there was about 10 of us. At one point we ended up going 100 kph on a highway. It's a miracle none of us got hurt. In retrospect it was not the brightest idea of the evening...

Anyway, well done Dekker. Those are the moments one lives on full throttle. A great stress reliver. And a subject for many joyful conversations by a lake/sauna (preferably both).  :D :yes:
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Post by: Rictor on October 09, 2006, 08:49:51 am
What's a "people carrier"? We've been calling them "cars" or "automobiles" for about a century now...
Title: Re: Best man falls flat on his face.
Post by: Colonol Dekker on October 09, 2006, 08:50:31 am
Trust though, The grooms dad wants to break my neck, I was telling his wife she's a milf and i wanted her since 93, (she is hot though) MY other half got a lift home with her sister but its all peachy at the moment :)
Title: Re: Best man falls flat on his face.
Post by: Prophet on October 09, 2006, 08:55:02 am
Guys wife makes 24 years old men horny, and he's mad about it? :lol:
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Post by: aldo_14 on October 09, 2006, 08:58:06 am
What's a "people carrier"? We've been calling them "cars" or "automobiles" for about a century now...

It's a large van / small minibus (aka MPV);

(http://www.bluestone.gb.com/pics/Voyager1.jpg)
Title: Re: Best man falls flat on his face.
Post by: Colonol Dekker on October 09, 2006, 10:04:19 am
Yeah i was gonna use MPV as a reference, I was told i was drinking double Jacks with a shot of vodka to "dilute it"......


My alleged words, I think the Alchy bug might have had a nibble on my arm that night........ :shaking:
Title: Re: Best man falls flat on his face.
Post by: Scuddie on October 09, 2006, 03:38:33 pm
That, sir, is a minivan.
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Post by: Polpolion on October 09, 2006, 05:19:38 pm
That, sir, is a minivan.

I was just going to say that.
Title: Re: Best man falls flat on his face.
Post by: aldo_14 on October 09, 2006, 05:54:41 pm
That, sir, is a minivan.

Only in America.
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Post by: Polpolion on October 09, 2006, 07:27:16 pm
I hate those kinds of vans, anyway. Or at least the Kia sedona.

EDIT: 999...
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Post by: NGTM-1R on October 09, 2006, 09:16:29 pm
That, sir, is a minivan.

No, it's an Urban Assault Vehicle.

Also only in America, but I prefer this description. :p
Title: Re: Best man falls flat on his face.
Post by: Mars on October 09, 2006, 09:30:16 pm
It's a rich white persons means of transport... along with the SUV... I'm getting a piece of **** little car if I get one.
Title: Re: Best man falls flat on his face.
Post by: Colonol Dekker on October 10, 2006, 04:31:21 am
Its a good choice for a group of people who normally drive to split the bill and get laudably drunk while getting the most out of a desgnated dfriver. :nod:
Title: Re: Best man falls flat on his face.
Post by: Windrunner on October 10, 2006, 05:52:30 am
That, sir, is a minivan.

Only in America.

:lol: that quote brings back some memories.

Who was it that said those famous words???
Title: Re: Best man falls flat on his face.
Post by: Colonol Dekker on October 10, 2006, 05:54:44 am
Eddie Murphy? ;7
Title: Re: Best man falls flat on his face.
Post by: Windrunner on October 10, 2006, 05:58:35 am
Eddie Murphy? ;7

nah i think it was Don King :D
Title: Re: Best man falls flat on his face.
Post by: aldo_14 on October 10, 2006, 06:10:17 am
That, sir, is a minivan.

Only in America.

:lol: that quote brings back some memories.

Who was it that said those famous words???

Me, yesterday.
Title: Re: Best man falls flat on his face.
Post by: Colonol Dekker on October 10, 2006, 06:12:01 am
*applauds* Gentlemen and Gentlmen,... We have a winner !


(as we all know, there are no 'ladies' on hlp............ :nervous: Only women  :shaking: