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Title: Torchwood
Post by: Colonol Dekker on October 24, 2006, 04:28:10 am
I know some people are raving about it on other boards.
I dunno why but i didn't take to it. :ick:


What about the ardent WHO fans here, Whats your take on it?

(Although seeing PC Gwyn Cooper lessing off with a 19 yr old was fun, i got a slap off the wife for Whooping at that) :lol:
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: Kie99 on October 24, 2006, 05:14:50 am
Really liked it, I thought it was better than large parts of this years Dr Who.  It got the highest ever non-sport non-terrestrial ratings.
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: IPAndrews on October 24, 2006, 05:39:58 am
I'm a casual Who fan and I casually liked it. Can't say I'll go out of my way to watch it in the future but if there's nothing better on then sure I'll tune in. I wouldn't mind seeing how the Captian Jack is Captain Scarlett thing works out. I do wish they'd stop ramming the bisexuality thing down our throats in such an obvious fashion though.
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: redmenace on October 24, 2006, 05:42:41 am
Are you talking about the season finale?
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: Kie99 on October 24, 2006, 05:56:08 am
No.  Spin-off from Dr Who, with Captain Jack running a Torchwood institute based in Cardiff.
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: IPAndrews on October 24, 2006, 05:57:42 am
Oh it was always going to be Cardiff wasn't it. :D
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: redmenace on October 24, 2006, 06:35:43 am
oh, interesting. Although I am not sure I could stomach the whole bi-sexual/metrosexual nonsense.
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: Colonol Dekker on October 24, 2006, 06:46:33 am
There were 3 bi-references in Ep 1 alone, I think the writers hiding something...........

Still, CSI cardiff reference should get the Beeb thinking ;7
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: vyper on October 24, 2006, 11:45:34 am
Wait is this like... male bi or female bi? I will endorse the latter.
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: an0n on October 24, 2006, 12:50:48 pm
I feel I should note a few things about where I think they're going with Torchwood....

The hand in the jar? The one the aliens cut off the Doctor during the Christmas Day Invasion. And I reckon Jack's studying it to find out how he's able to regenerate.

Then there's the matter of the 'giving life' thing, which we've seen the Doctor do in Rise Of The Cybermen.

And we know from Doctor Who that he's a time traveller, which means he's brimming with the time-radiation used by the Daleks to power certain technology and which probably comprises the bulk of the make-up of the Time Vortex.

So I reckon when the Bad Wolf (the Time Vortex inhabitting Rose) brought Jack back to life in the Season 1 finale of Doctor Who, she did one of two things: She either over-did the energy and infused him with ****load of time-radiation, effectively making him some kind of demi-God, or she flat-out made him a Time Lord.

I'm hoping it was the latter, and they explain his presence in present-day Cardiff as him having used some half-assed TARDIS to skip across the Rift.
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: starbug on October 24, 2006, 01:18:48 pm
i for 1 loved the show, i am doctor who fan and i think this goes well with it, Also like the fact that its more of an adult programe and a bit more darker than doctor who and its captain jack harkness, i can't wait to see episode 4 which is about a half converted cyberman(woman) from Doomsday, and from what i have read the final eps are ment to have a big battle in, dunno if thats true.
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: Edward Bradshaw on October 24, 2006, 05:14:26 pm


Britich TV just cant do good SCI FI.
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: Fineus on October 24, 2006, 05:37:23 pm
Britich TV just cant do good SCI FI.
Are you kidding me? British TV is responsible for some great sci-fi (Dr Who being one of them).

Admittedly we don't tend to have the big-budget capabilities of Stargate, Star Trek, Firefly, BSG and so on - but I like to think that what we don't have in quantity we make up for in quality.
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: aldo_14 on October 24, 2006, 05:55:37 pm


Britich TV just cant do good SCI FI.

We can, however, spell 'British' and use capitals correctly.  And in the end, isn't that what really matters?
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: Flipside on October 24, 2006, 05:59:02 pm
British TV cannot do good special effects, they do, however, do good sci-fi.
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: IPAndrews on October 25, 2006, 03:14:00 am
He wants his flashy special effects or he'll cry like a girl.
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: Bobboau on October 25, 2006, 05:31:12 am
I'm still interested in hearing wether it's man-bi or girl-bi.
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: Mefustae on October 25, 2006, 05:42:55 am
I'm still interested in hearing wether it's man-bi or girl-bi.
There's a difference? ...Other than the latter being much cooler to hear about than the former...
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: Colonol Dekker on October 25, 2006, 06:28:04 am
I'm still interested in hearing wether it's man-bi or girl-bi.
There's a difference? ...Other than the latter being much cooler to hear about than the former...

Lol, Bi females are just a waste of Lesbian. :lol:
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: IPAndrews on October 25, 2006, 06:33:01 am
To put you out of your misery Bobboau, we saw both.
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: Colonol Dekker on October 25, 2006, 06:35:21 am
Cap Jack said, about how he gor killed a long time ago (in th efuture by Daleks) I just wanna know how A- he got back to nowadays, and B- how he got recruited by TW........

SAving that all i'm looking forward to is more Girl on Girl "Lip action" and Gwyn running in slow motion.......

Plus any cameos by doc & catherine tate  :lol:
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: Edward Bradshaw on October 25, 2006, 06:42:47 am
Britich TV just cant do good SCI FI.
Are you kidding me? British TV is responsible for some great sci-fi (Dr Who being one of them).

Dr Who was a good idea and it was good back then. They didnt really have a choice but to make it the way they did, and a lot of shows looked pretty awfull at that time. But it seems to make up for lack of money they decided to make Dr Who today like a cheap badly acted B-Movie on purpose as if to remind people of how crappy the original Dr Who looked. Its just the same nonsence you get from the BBC and other UK TV stations. The one exception to this is if we look at Red Dwarf, and while that is SCI FI, and brilliant, if it was a serious show it would be a piece of crap. With TV drama we just dont get the same kind of good filmmaking compared to the US shows, but to be fair they do get it right somtimes.  Nevertheless with dramas they get it right far more often then they ever do when they try and do horror, SCI-FI or some supernatural thing.

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Admittedly we don't tend to have the big-budget capabilities of Stargate, Star Trek, Firefly, BSG and so on - but I like to think that what we don't have in quantity we make up for in quality.
Its not just that. We only make like 6 or 10 episodes a year for a series, whereas the US has to make 24 just in one year! You are bound to get a few boners a year when you got to make 24 episodes a season, but when you only end up making 6 -10 mediocre episodes I just think "you pussys". And thats not even anything to do with the money. But going back to Dr Who, I once saw a BBC US co production, and btw thats the time when you get some good production going on, and I seem to remmeber Dr Who looking brilliant. Im sure it wasnt perfect, I cant remember alll that much of it, but I distinctly remember it NOT looking like a corny and contrived B-Movie. And to those of you that think Im just a special effects whore, its NOT just the special effects its the bad scripts and acting too. I think the Dr Who deserves more than that, but instead of making Dr Who better its like they actually went out of their way to make it like that!  And do you remember Invasion Earth?  What a piece of crap that was. Big budget (at least for the BBC) only about 6-7 episodes, hyped to death, and they STILL managed to screw it up. Why do I say British TV doesnt do good SCI FI? Well, aside from 30 years ago, theres no examples of anything good.  Although I suppose I should give the BBC points for trying, I cant think of any other big TV station thats even attempted to do it.

Ed

Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: Edward Bradshaw on October 25, 2006, 06:46:18 am


Britich TV just cant do good SCI FI.

We can, however, spell 'British' and use capitals correctly.  And in the end, isn't that what really matters?

I am we, and it was a typo. Since I AM Britichsh, Im allowed to. :doubt: ;)
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: Colonol Dekker on October 25, 2006, 06:48:01 am
End of the day, the Beeb own it, they can make it how they choose :p

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It was a typo. Im Britchsts. Im allowed. :doubt: ;)

You be britchest, but anyone wearing britches better look out :lol:
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: Edward Bradshaw on October 25, 2006, 06:51:31 am
End of the day, the Beeb own it, they can make it how they choose :p
True. I wasnt advocating anyone picket outside their offices  :D I just said I didnt like it and I'll continue to watch US shows while BBC scifi dramas go down the toilet.

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You be britchest, but anyone wearing britches better look out :lol:
I r the Britchest, you dig me?
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: Colonol Dekker on October 25, 2006, 06:57:51 am
End of the day, the Beeb own it, they can make it how they choose :p
True. I wasnt advocating anyone picket outside their offices  :D I just said I didnt like it.
Ffair enough ;)
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You be britchest, but anyone wearing britches better look out :lol:
I r the Britchest, you dig me?
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Erk, too much TW makes you Bi................*runs for the hills*
j/k
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: starbug on October 25, 2006, 01:22:30 pm
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British TV cannot do good special effects, they do, however, do good sci-fi.

I have to disagree with that, watch Dr who series 2 episode 2 tooth and claw and look a the werewolf in that episode, which is in my opinion better than some werewolfs i've seen in films.
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: Edward Bradshaw on October 25, 2006, 03:00:27 pm
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British TV cannot do good special effects, they do, however, do good sci-fi.

I have to disagree with that, watch Dr who series 2 episode 2 tooth and claw and look a the werewolf in that episode, which is in my opinion better than some werewolfs i've seen in films.

Do you have a clip or image? Doesnt matter though, many werewolfs in films sucked.  ;) And everything else Ive seen in the new Dr Who looks at least as bad as Lexx ever did at its worst, and thats being kind.

You know the thing about the special effects is they dont even try to hide just how crappy and cheap it all is. They embrace it, as if they said "well if its going to look bad we might as well go all out". If you look at the first season of X-Files they had quite a low budget and you couldlnt always tell because they always went by the philosophy of less is more. While this is usually a good thing to think about even with a huge budget, it has a very practical benefits when you dont. While X-Files used smart lighting techniques (and good scripts I might add) and gained a creepy atmosphere for it, Dr Who just throws their crappy effects in your face without bothering to try and cover it up. Then they surround it by a contrived and corny storyline and script along with cheesy acting like they actually wanted it to look that way. There are several obviously cheapish effects shots in season 1, and to a lesser extent season 2, of x-files, but they always used their budget to the best they could make it. Imagine X-Files had been produced by Dr Who and Torchwoods producers. I'd bet even if they had the same money it would look just like Torchwood does.

But like I said, complaining about the special effects is just one aspect. Acting and writing are both dreadfull too. The only reason I can see for the new Dr Who is being as apparently popular in the US is becuase it has the Dr Who name, and Torchwood the same. Torchwood seems to look just as dire as Dr Who but at least Dr Who has some kind of excuse for being the way it is, but Torchwood? If that were produced exactly the same way in America you'd either find it on some obscure cable network where it may have gathered a few loyal fans. If it were made on ABC it would be laughed off the air. The only reason I can see these shows can do so well with such terrible writing, direction, acting and special effects, other than having the Dr Who label attached to it, is that its so rare that Briton ever produces any SCI FI. In other words, its a novelty.

Ed
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: Fineus on October 25, 2006, 05:30:17 pm
You'll have to forgive me if I don't read all of what you said, but I think the jist of it is that I'll agree to disagree - I rather like our sci-fi efforts but respect that you don't :)

That said, Lexx is ****ing spectacular. It might have some patchy effects (and that's being generous) but come on... it's just fabulous. And I'm not just saying that for the nekkid chick parts.
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: Bobboau on October 25, 2006, 07:11:28 pm
I liked lexx, for the same reason as who, it has as part of it's style, big bold honk'en aliens, it's sort of the same sort of thing why people are now using styles from the 60s and 70s which while tacky looking have a certain nostalgic charm.
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: Edward Bradshaw on October 25, 2006, 07:30:17 pm
That said, Lexx is ****ing spectacular. It might have some patchy effects (and that's being generous) but come on... it's just fabulous. And I'm not just saying that for the nekkid chick parts.

I liked Lexx too, but for the kind of dark humour and comedy aspects of it. Part of its charm were the sometimes silly special FX. Once again though, its not meant to be a serious drama. On the other hand this is where I said the new Dr Who may have some excuse being the way it is, but Torchwood definitely does not. But then a lot of the time Ive watched Dr Who and I can tell its meant to be a serious moment but its just done in such a awfull way I wonder what went though their minds. And also, Lexx isnt supposed to be the best the US can produce, and if Torchwood and Dr Who werent the only and best examples of SCIFI from the BBC around today, it probably wouldnt annoy me so much.
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: Fineus on October 25, 2006, 07:42:07 pm
Mmm, fair enough.

I have to admit I don't quite know what to make of Torchwood yet. It has a very Angel/Dark Angel sort of feel to it - though I wasn't paying much attention to the episode so perhaps I'm wrong about that.

As for Dr. Who... I think it's supposed to have a sort of stupid humor to it. Star Trek TNG has jokes which are very forced whereas Dr Who has moments where they just seem to go that little bit silly. I think I love it for that... it'll go between "end of the world" type seriousness and silly without even skipping a beat. Case in point being the last episode of the last series where the Doctor wanders into the room of Daleks and starts joking about only having his screwdriver handy as a weapon. Even surrounded by his nemesis and arguably the most dangerous alien in the Who universe, they're still joking around.

Red Dwarf is unashamedly "b movie"-esque. It has a crappy budget and it flaunts it. But it's not pure sci-fi if you ask me... it's more of a sketch show in a sci-fi setting.
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: IceFire on October 25, 2006, 09:19:29 pm
I haven't seen much previous Dr. Who but I've been watching the new episodes on CBC and its a great show to watch.  Its got allot of unique style and character that some other shows don't have.  The SFX might look bad if it weren't for the shows style which I think captures the whole thing and rolls it up.

I mean...look at the opening credits...technicolour light show and a modernized version of the old Dr Who theme.  That just has so much character to me.  I really like the show. Its not in the same vein of scifi as something as serious as X-Files or Battlestar Galactica and its a fair bit sillier than StarGate but I think its great on its own for its own merits.
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: aldo_14 on October 26, 2006, 04:11:17 am
What defines the nationality of science fiction, anyways?

Oh, and anyone here remember Ultraviolet from Channel 4 in '98?  That was positively the best thing since, er, ever.  Plus it's worth noting the role of British sci-fi in the history of the genre isn't exactly an insignificant one.  For all Blakes 7' ropey sets et al, it's narrative structure is still cited as one of the major influences on everything from Babylon 5 to DS9 to the new BSG.

Oh, you could arguably include Life on Mars as sci-fi; a series which is utterly superbly acted, written, and produced (and closer to 'the best sci-fi the BBC can produce' in my mind).
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: Colonol Dekker on October 26, 2006, 04:38:55 am
Was that the "documentary" thing, like walking with dinosaurs 'cept it showed a mission t mars? wwhere one died and got space buried in saturns rings?
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: Wobble73 on October 26, 2006, 05:20:46 am
Was that the "documentary" thing, like walking with dinosaurs 'cept it showed a mission t mars? wwhere one died and got space buried in saturns rings?

Or does he mean the show where the guy gets sent back to 1973 to solve crimes?
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: Colonol Dekker on October 26, 2006, 05:28:33 am
Oh that crazy coma crap, does anyone know the thing i mentioned?
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: karajorma on October 26, 2006, 05:35:07 am
Life on Mars is basically a 70's cop show with a twist. The main character may or may not be in a coma dreaming it all. It's absolutely brilliant too. It sounds like a crazy idea but it actually works very well.

I agree with you about Ultraviolet too Aldo. Probably the best modern take on the vampire myth in absolutely ages and on top of that it did leave you wondering at the end who were the good guys.

Oh that crazy coma crap, does anyone know the thing i mentioned?

Yep. I remember that. Wasn't too bad but it was much more documentary than sci-fi show.
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: Colonol Dekker on October 26, 2006, 05:49:57 am
I enjoyed it, Sam Neils bbc thing was great too, Still.......American sci-fi stories always fall into the same brackets plot-wise, Like stargate or star trek.

bbc has "some" variety. :nervous:
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: Wobble73 on October 26, 2006, 06:01:36 am
Show's like Walking with Dinosaurs and the like show that the UK can do great SFX though they hardly ever seem to do them great Sci Fi shows.
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: Colonol Dekker on October 26, 2006, 06:04:44 am
Not even.............................Crime traveller with *swoon* Chloe Annett.
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: karajorma on October 26, 2006, 06:47:34 am
The difference is budget. The BBC rarely has the money to do something good and when they do they go and waste it on Gormengast or some other rubbish.

I said at the time that if they had 12 million to make a fantasy TV series they should have made The Hobbit. They'd have made a fortune out of that a couple of years later once LotR made Tolkien popular with the masses. Instead they ended up with a white elephant that had such poor ratings that they still haven't bothered to repeat it. 
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: Cyker on October 26, 2006, 10:00:50 am
I saw this yesterday, thought it was ****.

It feels like bad australian sci-fi, only ****ter.

It is to Dr Who what Crusade was to B5.



I tend to agree with the assessment that the UK is a bit iffy in the Sci Fi department, but hey, each country has their 'thing'.
What we do best usually involves either documentaries, non-sequiters, mind-****s or mocking biting sarcasm :D

Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: Ransom on October 26, 2006, 11:22:06 am
Um... what Australian sci fi shows have there been?
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: aldo_14 on October 26, 2006, 11:26:15 am
Um... what Australian sci fi shows have there been?

Farscape?
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: Cyker on October 26, 2006, 11:29:42 am
Man, Farscape's been forgotten already?!  :(

Then there was that weirdass TV series The Girl from Tomorrow...  :wtf:
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: Ransom on October 26, 2006, 11:34:51 am
But we're talking about bad shows. Farscape was awesome. :p
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: Mefustae on October 26, 2006, 09:20:41 pm
Oh, we've got plenty of bad sci-fi shows. I mean, I can remember a few late afternoon sci-fi shows that was just terrible... although 'Escape from Jupiter' ****ing owned. :yes:
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: Colonol Dekker on October 27, 2006, 04:08:00 am
Oh, we've got plenty of bad sci-fi shows. I mean, I can remember a few late afternoon sci-fi shows that was just terrible... although 'Escape from Jupiter' ****ing owned. :yes:

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Like F*ck did it............... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: Bobboau on October 27, 2006, 04:46:59 am
the 'poor budget' effects in Who don't distract from the drama, they only serve to make for a sureal atmosphere, once again much like Lexx.
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: WMCoolmon on October 27, 2006, 04:59:01 am
Hmm, I always assumed that they weren't bad on purpose. Seeing them up against the likes of BSG and Stargate made them seem kinda strained.
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: Bobboau on October 27, 2006, 05:12:34 am
the old series was bad because they had a poor budget, the new series is bad on purpose, as an homage to the old series.
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: aldo_14 on October 27, 2006, 05:32:48 am
The new series isn't exactly wallowing in cash either; the budget was even cut for the 2nd series.
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: Fragrag on November 01, 2006, 04:59:28 pm
Just saw my first episode of TW, it was nice, but the low budgetness of it all was a bit detracting. And everytime I saw Jack or whatshisname (The leader of TW) I always thought of Captain Malcolm Reynolds, just waiting for his sarcastic line that never came.
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: Kie99 on November 01, 2006, 05:46:53 pm
The new series isn't exactly wallowing in cash either; the budget was even cut for the 2nd series.

AFAIK the salaries for the actors were cut, and the money was spent elsewhere.
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 02, 2006, 04:50:43 am
Paying for a p1$$ up in cardiff i imagine........
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: Wobble73 on November 28, 2006, 06:30:12 am
Yay!

I just found out that this (http://www.spaceport.org.uk/whatsnew/drwho.aspx) is on up the road from me!



Wheeeeeeee!!!!!! :D :) :nod:
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: IPAndrews on November 28, 2006, 06:48:13 am
So how is this series going? I have to admit I haven't watched it since episode two. Mainly due to my BBC2 TV reception being ****ty.
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: Mefustae on November 28, 2006, 06:53:16 am
I've seen up to the fourth ep... and after that I really don't feel like downloading it anymore.
Title: Re: Torchwood
Post by: an0n on November 28, 2006, 01:26:51 pm
It's dragging.

It's always something about sex....

Countrycide was good on a philosophical level.

But it lacks the sprawling themes of Doctor Who. Right from the outset the Doctor was babbling about the Time War - but with Torchwood, the only recurring theme is that everyone who works there has a serious mental problem of some kind and that Jack can't be killed.