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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: aldo_14 on October 27, 2006, 08:47:41 am

Title: Extra anus kills four-legged chick
Post by: aldo_14 on October 27, 2006, 08:47:41 am
Worth it for the headline alone

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3839522a4560,00.html
(http://www.stuff.co.nz/inl/common/imageViewer/0,1445,262174,00.jpg)
Title: Re: Extra anus kills four-legged chick
Post by: Flipside on October 27, 2006, 09:23:40 am
That's......creepy.....

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He was found dead on Friday and is now in the Dickeys' freezer waiting to be stuffed.

Why did I immediately think...'Sage and Onion'?
Title: Re: Extra anus kills four-legged chick
Post by: Nuclear1 on October 27, 2006, 09:31:02 am
Anal-related death causes four-legged chick to be stuffed by Dickey's.

Tell me what's not wrong with that phrase.
Title: Re: Extra anus kills four-legged chick
Post by: Flipside on October 27, 2006, 09:33:57 am
It can be rearranged to alter the cause of death? ;)
Title: Re: Extra anus kills four-legged chick
Post by: Nuclear1 on October 27, 2006, 09:36:12 am
Quote from: nuclear1 on October 27, 2006, 09:31:02 am
Dickey's stuffs Four-Legged Chick; Chick suffered anal-related death

Better?
Title: Re: Extra anus kills four-legged chick
Post by: Flipside on October 27, 2006, 09:38:05 am
:lol:
Title: Re: Extra anus kills four-legged chick
Post by: Bobboau on October 27, 2006, 01:40:27 pm
(http://kenny.smoovenet.com/mephesto.gif)
my greatest work to date a chicken with two asses!!!
Title: Re: Extra anus kills four-legged chick
Post by: WMCoolmon on October 27, 2006, 01:53:37 pm
Reminds me of an AT-AT...:p
Title: Re: Extra anus kills four-legged chick
Post by: Ace on October 27, 2006, 04:49:48 pm
It would have been awesome if it lived to adult hood and produced viable 4-legged offspring ;)
Title: Re: Extra anus kills four-legged chick
Post by: Tyrian on October 27, 2006, 05:01:42 pm
Wonder if you could get a blood sample and clone it... 

Can you see it now, an army of four legged chickens threatening Washington DC?
Title: Re: Extra anus kills four-legged chick
Post by: Dark RevenantX on October 27, 2006, 06:12:40 pm
Then Bush would sign some retarded anti-chicken act, so that pancakes and KFC becomes encouraged.
Title: Re: Extra anus kills four-legged chick
Post by: Bobboau on October 27, 2006, 08:37:48 pm
I bet this wasn't genetic.
Title: Re: Extra anus kills four-legged chick
Post by: Ace on October 27, 2006, 09:44:30 pm
Quote from: Dark RevenantX on October 27, 2006, 06:12:40 pm
Then Bush would sign some retarded anti-chicken act, so that pancakes and KFC becomes encouraged.

"It's a free market solution to the balshepmous* evildoing four legged chickens. We must stay the course or else the darkness of the gay clone aborted chickens destroy our freedom."

*Bushism #32134
Title: Re: Extra anus kills four-legged chick
Post by: Sandwich on October 27, 2006, 10:54:52 pm
Perhaps someone will dedicate a creature in Spore to the fella.
Title: Re: Extra anus kills four-legged chick
Post by: Taristin on October 28, 2006, 01:41:19 am
I feel bad for that chicken :{
Title: Re: Extra anus kills four-legged chick
Post by: WeatherOp on October 28, 2006, 10:51:56 pm
Anyone remember that farm cartoon, where they had cross bred a chicken with a caterpillar, drumsticks ftw. :D
Title: Re: Extra anus kills four-legged chick
Post by: Gortef on November 01, 2006, 10:56:39 am
poor chicken, I dunno what to say though... the news itself was quite the odd one in a while starting from the headline :F
Title: Re: Extra anus kills four-legged chick
Post by: Setekh on November 07, 2006, 05:55:47 am
Quote from: Sandwich on October 27, 2006, 10:54:52 pm
Perhaps someone will dedicate a creature in Spore to the fella.

(http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/060619.jpg)
Title: Re: Extra anus kills four-legged chick
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 07, 2006, 06:28:14 am
I love VG cats *squeee*  
Thats an old one but so relevant  :nod: god is a player (if he's real at all)
Title: Re: Extra anus kills four-legged chick
Post by: Sandwich on November 08, 2006, 04:56:42 am
:lol:
Title: Re: Extra anus kills four-legged chick
Post by: Gortef on November 08, 2006, 06:40:25 am
:lol:
Title: Re: Extra anus kills four-legged chick
Post by: Mongoose on November 08, 2006, 12:46:19 pm
The best part of all is that Will Wright actually sent Scott real models of those creatures..including Ass-Eyes. :p