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Title: Possibly Last week at HLP................... Maybe :D
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 06, 2006, 04:29:58 am
Theres a strong chance that i might be going away with previous emploiyers for upwards of eight months, This could be short otice within the next 6 to ten days, so i thought i'd lay it down that i'm not Dead should anyone wonder wehy the spam % dropped by half in my possible absence :)
Title: Re: Possibly Last week at HLP................... Maybe :D
Post by: Mefustae on November 06, 2006, 04:35:48 am
Yipp- er... *cough* Terrible shame, what what.

What work have you got lined up that procludes internet access, anyway? Eco-terrorist in the Amazon? Aiding the Iraqi insurgency? I'm definintely getting a terrorist vibe here, so at least tell me if i'm getting warm...
Title: Re: Possibly Last week at HLP................... Maybe :D
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 06, 2006, 04:39:56 am
Wrong side of the Fence, The good old Corp of Royal Engineers want me back for some jolly old english fun in the sun  ;) Thats all i can say for now, because thats all i know  :p
Title: Re: Possibly Last week at HLP................... Maybe :D
Post by: Mefustae on November 06, 2006, 04:44:57 am
Ooooh, makes sense. If you're sent into Iraq, be sure to bag an Amer- *cough* ...insurgent for me. :nervous:
Title: Re: Possibly Last week at HLP................... Maybe :D
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 06, 2006, 04:54:07 am
Well i'll be working my tan and training the next generation in my old tradecraft and working my tan so no "insurgents i'm afraid  :p (although you never know) , BTW all you s/e londoners, Leave my missus alone while i'm away, or i'll be all :mad:  :hopping: :mad: and stuff............*grrr*
Title: Re: Possibly Last week at HLP................... Maybe :D
Post by: redmenace on November 06, 2006, 04:57:58 am
Nice Title *Snicker*
Title: Re: Possibly Last week at HLP................... Maybe :D
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 06, 2006, 06:29:02 am
Well cheers Red,  :) *awwww*
Title: Re: Possibly Last week at HLP................... Maybe :D
Post by: Rictor on November 06, 2006, 06:46:14 am
Corp of Engineers, eh? That's OK, I guess someone has to be the Filipino maid to the real soldiers.  ;) ;)

If you're going somewhere sunny, that pretty excludes the UK itself. So in that case, try to snap a few photos of the locals doing suggestive and demeaning things.

Title: Re: Possibly Last week at HLP................... Maybe :D
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 06, 2006, 07:00:32 am
Filipino maid??????

*smack* :mad:

Thats the Fusiliers and Royal Logistics Corp, *Pffft*

We got our own Paras and Commandos, EOD Divers and Tanks too........

Still if i get a chance i'll imageshack some gear up for JOO all  :nod:


Title: Re: Possibly Last week at HLP................... Maybe :D
Post by: asyikarea51 on November 06, 2006, 07:38:59 am
Uhh... a genuine good luck if you do get called up... (insert generic anime girl concerned face here :lol: XD (http://209.85.12.236/5024/118/emo/hahaha.gif)(http://209.85.12.236/5024/118/emo/hahaha.gif)(http://209.85.12.236/5024/118/emo/hahaha.gif))

:)
Title: Re: Possibly Last week at HLP................... Maybe :D
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 06, 2006, 07:46:01 am
Cheers fella :)
I was out for 6 months there 3 back and another 6 out, two years back, I wont be out for more than 2 this time ( i imagine  :nervous:) But ^_^ is appreciated  :lol:
Title: Re: Possibly Last week at HLP................... Maybe :D
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 08, 2006, 04:03:30 am
Its official, My I'm outta here on the 18th, so technically the 17th will be my last day......

OK, now you can cheer.....................No-one kck me though.
Title: Re: Possibly Last week at HLP................... Maybe :D
Post by: Wobble73 on November 08, 2006, 04:22:34 am
*Kicks Dekker,  sticks out tongue and runs* :p


*Shouts from a distance*

See ya! Maybe sometime next year huh! :)
Title: Re: Possibly Last week at HLP................... Maybe :D
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 08, 2006, 04:47:23 am
I'll try my best, just keep the place from sinking in my absence...........I know i carry most of the intellectual discussion here so don't let it get to silly, And i dont want a noob uprising either, God know the mess left after the last one was too much.........



*stares off in to the distance with a look of distant terror*
Title: Re: Possibly Last week at HLP................... Maybe :D
Post by: Mobius on November 08, 2006, 05:39:48 am
KARMA did something similar...
Title: Re: Possibly Last week at HLP................... Maybe :D
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 08, 2006, 05:41:44 am
Eh?  :)

I don't follow LieutenantGeneralMobius. An old Member or the force of nature?
Title: Re: Possibly Last week at HLP................... Maybe :D
Post by: Mobius on November 08, 2006, 05:53:30 am
?

Well you leave the Station after my birthday.That's ok for me if you send me the Auguri....
Title: Re: Possibly Last week at HLP................... Maybe :D
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 08, 2006, 05:55:19 am
http://www.auguricorp.com/ ?

Its yours, *hands over 51% of shares*  :)
Title: Re: Possibly Last week at HLP................... Maybe :D
Post by: Mobius on November 08, 2006, 06:03:06 am
Uhm,no.
Auguri for a birthday means saying "Happy Birthday"...
I can find an English word for that.
Title: Re: Possibly Last week at HLP................... Maybe :D
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 08, 2006, 09:52:48 am
Super Officially confirmed, I've finalised the termination of my contract at Ernst & young too, So i'll need to job hunt when i get back too.........


Wait a sec......   Awwwwww  crap..


£££ - 10000 points
Title: Re: Possibly Last week at HLP................... Maybe :D
Post by: Mongoose on November 08, 2006, 10:46:15 am
Have fun doing the engineering thing and/or soaking up some rays. :)
Title: Re: Possibly Last week at HLP................... Maybe :D
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 08, 2006, 10:47:08 am
Much Obliged Mongoose, Have fun here...............

 :tumbleweed:
Title: Re: Possibly Last week at HLP................... Maybe :D
Post by: Charismatic on November 08, 2006, 01:01:01 pm
Have fun and good luck to you. Hope things go well. Well miss ya, return to us soon!
Title: Re: Possibly Last week at HLP................... Maybe :D
Post by: Pyro MX on November 08, 2006, 11:24:20 pm
Hey Dekker! Good luck out there! Come back in one peace, eh! :)
Title: Re: Possibly Last week at HLP................... Maybe :D
Post by: aldo_14 on November 09, 2006, 03:33:13 am
Well i'll be working my tan and training the next generation in my old tradecraft and working my tan so no "insurgents i'm afraid  :p (although you never know) , BTW all you s/e londoners, Leave my missus alone while i'm away, or i'll be all :mad:  :hopping: :mad: and stuff............*grrr*

Don't bully the fat kid too much, lest he go Private Pyle on yer arse.
Title: Re: Possibly Last week at HLP................... Maybe :D
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 09, 2006, 03:38:18 am
Ahhh, But were i a Sergeant that would the case. Unfortunately i'm a lowly senior Sapper, Anyhoo hints taken to heart, I doubrt there are any fat kids out there, kids full stop. But i'll lay off the tubby locals lest they go private *BOOM* on me.  :nod: ;)
Title: Re: Possibly Last week at HLP................... Maybe :D
Post by: NGTM-1R on November 09, 2006, 03:53:30 am
Try to avoid the mortar fragments.
Title: Re: Possibly Last week at HLP................... Maybe :D
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 09, 2006, 04:48:27 am
I eat Mortar fragments for lunch dinner and breakfast............ In that order too :p
LSA instruction is what i'll be up to over there, Land Service Ammunition, as itaught to me at DEODS. :D
Title: Re: Possibly Last week at HLP................... Maybe :D
Post by: aldo_14 on November 09, 2006, 05:22:20 am
I eat Mortar fragments for lunch dinner and breakfast............ In that order too :p

I heard army food was ****, but that takes the biscuit!
Title: Re: Possibly Last week at HLP................... Maybe :D
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 09, 2006, 05:54:53 am
Rat packs have improved since i started out, we now get  atin of "Heinz", actual BRAND name food, but sometimes you get an iffy mars bar which is White and can be used offensively in lieu of a Fighting knife being available.
Also they give you two loads of biscuits, Brown and Fruit, they taste like crap, possibly due to the [over estimated] 3000% fibre[/over estimated] content.  But one stops poop and one starts it off again with a vengeance.  :lol: any squaddie will tell ya on site cooking beats field rations ANY day :nod:
Title: Re: Possibly Last week at HLP................... Maybe :D
Post by: Mefustae on November 09, 2006, 06:23:52 am
[over estimated] 3000% fibre[/over estimated]
*Munch* "Hey, this biscuit ain't that ba- OH GOD!"
Title: Re: Possibly Last week at HLP................... Maybe :D
Post by: Colonol Dekker on November 09, 2006, 06:44:14 am
I'm gonna find the Basra branch of Pizza hut, Starbucks and also Disneyland, They should be up and running by now.

@Mefustae i may have been slightly off with that figure, maybe 2% here or there.