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Title: I think I'd RATHER shoot myself in the foot.....
Post by: aldo_14 on November 17, 2006, 04:52:41 am: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/11/17/kidnap_attempt/

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A 23-year-old Wichita man shot himself in the wedding tackle during a bodged kidnap attempt, The Wichita Eagle reports.

The unnamed perp, along with two accomplices, "attempted to kidnap a teenager in a dispute over stereo speakers" in South Wichita on Monday afternoon. The shooter first fired a shot at the intended victim, but missed. He then "jammed the gun back into the waistband of his pants", at which point it went off and popped a cap in his left testicle.

This unsurprisingly caused him to "cringe" which provoked a second discharge which hit him in the left calf. He was cuffed after walking* into a medical centre, and later booked into Sedgwick County Jail on suspicion of "aggravated assault and aggravated attempted kidnapping".

His two companions, aged 18 and 20, were also arrested on "aggravated attempted kidnapping and conspiracy to obstruct justice" raps. Police did not release details of the size of the weapon involved.
Title: Re: I think I'd RATHER shoot myself in the foot.....
Post by: Wobble73 on November 17, 2006, 05:06:16 am: :lol:

Just goes to show, children shouldn't play with guns!

:lol:
Title: Re: I think I'd RATHER shoot myself in the foot.....
Post by: Shade on November 17, 2006, 05:44:45 am: I'm impressed. I'm fairly sure I'd do a lot more than cringe if that happened to me, and I sure as hell wouldn't be walking into the ER :p
Title: Re: I think I'd RATHER shoot myself in the foot.....
Post by: Nuclear1 on November 17, 2006, 06:38:46 am: I don't care how retarded the argument was; any man who can get shot in the nuts and still have the strength to walk into the ER is goddamned bulletproof. :lol: :D
Title: Re: I think I'd RATHER shoot myself in the foot.....
Post by: Turnsky on November 17, 2006, 06:59:14 am: pity he didn't blast both of 'em off, he woulda got a darwin award.
Title: Re: I think I'd RATHER shoot myself in the foot.....
Post by: Prophet on November 18, 2006, 02:13:11 pm: Quote from: Wobble73 on November 17, 2006, 05:06:16 am
Just goes to show, children shouldn't play with guns!
What do you mean? He's a god damn sharpshooter! I bet you couldn't shoot my nuts off while I'm manhandling some poor soul. :D
Title: Re: I think I'd RATHER shoot myself in the foot.....
Post by: NGTM-1R on November 18, 2006, 03:58:00 pm: Yet another victim of thinking Dirty Harry was cool. :p
Title: Re: I think I'd RATHER shoot myself in the foot.....
Post by: Wobble73 on November 18, 2006, 05:40:24 pm: Quote from: Prophet on November 18, 2006, 02:13:11 pm
Quote from: Wobble73 on November 17, 2006, 05:06:16 am
Just goes to show, children shouldn't play with guns!
What do you mean? He's a god damn sharpshooter! I bet you couldn't shoot my nuts off while I'm manhandling some poor soul. :D

Yes but he shot his own, not someone elses? ::)
Title: Re: I think I'd RATHER shoot myself in the foot.....
Post by: spartan_0214 on November 18, 2006, 10:07:45 pm: Quote from: Turnsky on November 17, 2006, 06:59:14 am
pity he didn't blast both of 'em off, he woulda got a darwin award.

I think he will regardless. When he dies of course.

Thank God for removing him from the gene pool (hopefully :ick: )
Title: Re: I think I'd RATHER shoot myself in the foot.....
Post by: Prophet on November 19, 2006, 01:59:58 am: Quote from: Wobble73 on November 18, 2006, 05:40:24 pm
Yes but he shot his own, not someone elses? ::)
Only goes to show that he's got nerves of steel. :p
(I would have said balls, but under the circumstances I decided on nerves of steel)
Title: Re: I think I'd RATHER shoot myself in the foot.....
Post by: Tyrian on November 19, 2006, 11:47:00 am: Quote
He was cuffed after walking* into a medical centre, and later booked into Sedgwick County Jail on suspicion of "aggravated assault and aggravated attempted kidnapping".

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*Very, very slowly, we assume.

So that's what the asterisk was for...

Quote from: Prophet on November 19, 2006, 01:59:58 am
(I would have said balls, but under the circumstances I decided on nerves of steel)

I think he still has one... :nervous:
Title: Re: I think I'd RATHER shoot myself in the foot.....
Post by: Zuljin on November 19, 2006, 11:54:48 am: Quote from: Tyrian on November 19, 2006, 11:47:00 am
I think he still has one... :nervous:

"Ball of steel" doesn't have quite the same ring to it however.. :p
Title: Re: I think I'd RATHER shoot myself in the foot.....
Post by: Ashrak on November 19, 2006, 12:12:20 pm: Quote from: Zuljin on November 19, 2006, 11:54:48 am
Quote from: Tyrian on November 19, 2006, 11:47:00 am
I think he still has one... :nervous:

"Ball of steel" doesn't have quite the same ring to it however.. :p

:lol:
Title: Re: I think I'd RATHER shoot myself in the foot.....
Post by: wtf_cl0vvn on November 19, 2006, 07:09:56 pm: Wouldn't the shock from the bullet hitting the flesh damage the other testicle too?

guess that depends on the size of the gun...
Title: Re: I think I'd RATHER shoot myself in the foot.....
Post by: Hippo on November 19, 2006, 09:29:37 pm: Stupid people with guns.
Title: Re: I think I'd RATHER shoot myself in the foot.....
Post by: Bob-san on November 20, 2006, 07:38:27 am: HE prolly got both of his balls in the shot... he stuck it down there and pulled the trigger about 2" away... the bullet hit the ball and then the heat grilled the other one too...

:lol:
Title: Re: I think I'd RATHER shoot myself in the foot.....
Post by: Tyrian on November 20, 2006, 11:36:33 am: Hmm...You might be right. But now I have to think about BBQ...Never mind...

Thank you for such a wonderful image... :ick:
Title: Re: I think I'd RATHER shoot myself in the foot.....
Post by: Charismatic on November 20, 2006, 12:55:16 pm: Thats why when you try to kidnap someone you have a gun holster. And its on your leg so you cant shoot your nuts off.
Title: Re: I think I'd RATHER shoot myself in the foot.....
Post by: Janos on November 20, 2006, 02:28:29 pm: balls
of
steel

seriously
Title: Re: I think I'd RATHER shoot myself in the foot.....
Post by: Hippo on November 20, 2006, 02:30:32 pm: Cup.
Title: Re: I think I'd RATHER shoot myself in the foot.....
Post by: wtf_cl0vvn on November 21, 2006, 06:48:51 pm: doubt that the cup would help unless he had something like...idk...

some really really small caliber underpowered gun.

like an airsoft gun.
Title: Re: I think I'd RATHER shoot myself in the foot.....
Post by: Wobble73 on November 22, 2006, 05:57:16 am: Quote from: wtf_cl0vvn on November 21, 2006, 06:48:51 pm
doubt that the cup would help unless he had something like...idk...

some really really small caliber underpowered gun.

like an airsoft gun.

The cup could be made of kevlar, he still get severe bruising though! :lol:
Title: Re: I think I'd RATHER shoot myself in the foot.....
Post by: Bob-san on November 27, 2006, 07:24:59 am: Maybe he didn't feel all of the bullet shot...... like it tore off half his nuts. If he had armoured it then odds are he'd feel ALL of it...

LOL at least he's removed from the gene pool... i'd hate for my kid to marry his kid. I give it 90% chance that he never has kids because he so stupid to shoot himself in his balls... the other 10% of that is he CAN'T have kids BECAUSE of the "accident"...
Title: Re: I think I'd RATHER shoot myself in the foot.....
Post by: aldo_14 on November 27, 2006, 07:43:20 am: Quote from: Bob-san on November 27, 2006, 07:24:59 am
Maybe he didn't feel all of the bullet shot...... like it tore off half his nuts. If he had armoured it then odds are he'd feel ALL of it...

LOL at least he's removed from the gene pool... i'd hate for my kid to marry his kid. I give it 90% chance that he never has kids because he so stupid to shoot himself in his balls... the other 10% of that is he CAN'T have kids BECAUSE of the "accident"...

He'd have to destroy both testicles to be left infertile.
Title: Re: I think I'd RATHER shoot myself in the foot.....
Post by: vyper on November 27, 2006, 07:45:38 am: Indeed. Although he won't be doing any boabin' for a while I imagine...
Title: Re: I think I'd RATHER shoot myself in the foot.....
Post by: Janos on November 27, 2006, 09:39:59 am: Quote from: vyper on November 27, 2006, 07:45:38 am
Indeed. Although he won't be doing any boabin' for a while I imagine...

morphine
Title: Re: I think I'd RATHER shoot myself in the foot.....
Post by: Mongoose on November 27, 2006, 10:22:24 am: And besides, if you manage to shoot off one of your boys with a handgun, I doubt the other one would be left in very good shape. :p