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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Taristin on November 28, 2006, 10:54:00 pm

Title: Tailor Made Condoms
Post by: Taristin on November 28, 2006, 10:54:00 pm: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1745679.html?menu=news.quirkies.sexlife
Title: Re: Tailor Made Condoms
Post by: Nuke on November 28, 2006, 11:04:21 pm: dont be silly, protect your willy
if youre not gonna sack it, go home and whack it
Title: Re: Tailor Made Condoms
Post by: Mefustae on November 28, 2006, 11:05:36 pm: The end result of a society with far too much disposable income.
Title: Re: Tailor Made Condoms
Post by: Turey on November 29, 2006, 01:55:53 am: I don't know if I'd feel comfortable dropping my shorts and sticking my cock into a scanning machine... :nervous:
Title: Re: Tailor Made Condoms
Post by: Wobble73 on November 29, 2006, 04:08:14 am: Quote from: Turey on November 29, 2006, 01:55:53 am
I don't know if I'd feel comfortable dropping my shorts and sticking my cock into a scanning machine... :nervous:

And pay £600 for the privilege!! :eek2: :wtf:
Title: Re: Tailor Made Condoms
Post by: Flipside on November 29, 2006, 04:11:01 am: Will they have Bump Mapping and work in Open GL?

Oh! Tailor....

:nervous:

Sorry....
Title: Re: Tailor Made Condoms
Post by: karajorma on November 29, 2006, 05:52:15 am: :lol:

Thing is that if they didn't use a machine the condoms wouldn't work properly anyway.

"Sir, We've got another batch of 12" orders."
"Still nothing in any smaller size?"
Title: Re: Tailor Made Condoms
Post by: Charismatic on November 29, 2006, 09:41:21 am: Quote from: Nuke on November 28, 2006, 11:04:21 pm
dont be silly, protect your willy
if youre not gonna sack it, go home and whack it

I can feel the poety flowing in the air.. what a sweet aroma.

LOL @ Kara.
Title: Re: Tailor Made Condoms
Post by: vyper on November 29, 2006, 01:30:22 pm: Quote from: Charismatic on November 29, 2006, 09:41:21 am
Quote from: Nuke on November 28, 2006, 11:04:21 pm
dont be silly, protect your willy
if youre not gonna sack it, go home and whack it

I can feel the poety flowing in the air.. what a sweet aroma.

There's so much wrong with that I don't know where to start...
Title: Re: Tailor Made Condoms
Post by: wtf_cl0vvn on November 29, 2006, 04:38:54 pm: The store-bought ones work just fine, i dont know why you would need tailor made condoms...

loving the poetry. :)
Title: Re: Tailor Made Condoms
Post by: Turey on November 29, 2006, 07:09:34 pm: I just realized that not only do you have to drop your shorts and stick your cock into a scannning machine...

You'd have to be erect during the scan for the condom to fit properly. :wtf:

Do they have pretty women on hand to help facilitate that? :lol:
Title: Re: Tailor Made Condoms
Post by: Mongoose on November 29, 2006, 09:53:43 pm: Nah, just a creepily androgynous doctor who causes self-doubts about your sexual preferences. :p
Title: Re: Tailor Made Condoms
Post by: Nuke on November 29, 2006, 09:56:39 pm: they should at least give you a porno, but it is germany so i wouldnt doubt that they have a fluffer or two on hand :D