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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: karajorma on December 12, 2006, 10:37:12 am

Title: Frankly I don't see how she has a case!
Post by: karajorma on December 12, 2006, 10:37:12 am
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=28899&in_page_id=2

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A German woman is suing a foster agency, after her teenage foster son ruined valuable naked photos of her - by comitting an act of self-love all over them.

Marietta Anton, 50, who now lives in Portugal's Algarve, was 25 when she was photographed naked by her boyfriend at the time, Sigmar Polke. After they split Polke went on to become a world famous artist, and the old pictures were valued at over £35,000.

But when Anton's 15-year-old foster son Mehmet found the old snaps, he thought he had unearthed a secret porn stack, and proceeded to do what teenage boys will do.

In news that seem likely to keep local psychiatrists busy for a while, he did not realise who the model was whilst enjoying himself with the pictures.

Despite work by art experts to restore the pictures, they were extensively damaged, and only made £8,000 at auction.

Anton is now suing the German child services organisation that placed Mehmet with her two years ago for the remaining value of the pictures. A court in Bonn will rule on the case on December 29.

Apart from the fact that this is one of the funniest things I've read in ages what I can't see is how she can possibly blame Child Services for her inability to keep her foster son of two years away from jack-off material.
Title: Re: Frankly I don't see how she has a case!
Post by: Crymson on December 12, 2006, 11:18:17 am
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=28899&in_page_id=2

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A German woman is suing a foster agency, after her teenage foster son ruined valuable naked photos of her - by comitting an act of self-love all over them.

Marietta Anton, 50, who now lives in Portugal's Algarve, was 25 when she was photographed naked by her boyfriend at the time, Sigmar Polke. After they split Polke went on to become a world famous artist, and the old pictures were valued at over £35,000.

But when Anton's 15-year-old foster son Mehmet found the old snaps, he thought he had unearthed a secret porn stack, and proceeded to do what teenage boys will do.

In news that seem likely to keep local psychiatrists busy for a while, he did not realise who the model was whilst enjoying himself with the pictures.

Despite work by art experts to restore the pictures, they were extensively damaged, and only made £8,000 at auction.

Anton is now suing the German child services organisation that placed Mehmet with her two years ago for the remaining value of the pictures. A court in Bonn will rule on the case on December 29.

Apart from the fact that this is one of the funniest things I've read in ages what I can't see is how she can possibly blame Child Services for her inability to keep her foster son of two years away from jack-off material.

Lmao, too funny.

I guess she didn't think of herself as jack-off material XD I'd be pissed off too though if I had a foster kid who wanked over something that was worth $35,000

What I'm wondering is....Who's the poor bastard who bought them?!  :lol:
Title: Re: Frankly I don't see how she has a case!
Post by: aldo_14 on December 12, 2006, 11:20:39 am
What I'm wondering is....Who's the poor bastard who bought them?!  :lol:

Her foster son? :eek:
Title: Re: Frankly I don't see how she has a case!
Post by: karajorma on December 12, 2006, 12:29:46 pm
Gives a whole new meaning to the term milf :)
Title: Re: Frankly I don't see how she has a case!
Post by: Mongoose on December 12, 2006, 01:05:48 pm
Paging Dr. Oedipus, Dr. Oedipus, you have a referral on line 1...
Title: Re: Frankly I don't see how she has a case!
Post by: Janos on December 12, 2006, 02:07:16 pm
hahahahahahhahahahahaha

HEY ARE YOU THE GUY WHO JACKED OFF TO HIS OWN MOM
Title: Re: Frankly I don't see how she has a case!
Post by: Ford Prefect on December 12, 2006, 03:21:06 pm
All he had to do was move the pictures out of the way and he could've averted this whole situation.
Title: Re: Frankly I don't see how she has a case!
Post by: karajorma on December 12, 2006, 04:13:54 pm
Well the lawsuit bit at least. Sooner or later he probably would have noticed that the woman in the photo had a similar birthmark or something. :D
Title: Re: Frankly I don't see how she has a case!
Post by: Bobboau on December 12, 2006, 05:50:14 pm
meh, foster mom, thats fair game.
Title: Re: Frankly I don't see how she has a case!
Post by: karajorma on December 12, 2006, 05:58:28 pm
If your name is Soon-Yi perhaps :p
Title: Re: Frankly I don't see how she has a case!
Post by: NGTM-1R on December 12, 2006, 08:29:13 pm
What kind of idiot has them at that level anyways? You can't see them all that well when they're that low...
Title: Re: Frankly I don't see how she has a case!
Post by: Turey on December 12, 2006, 11:09:59 pm
What kind of idiot has them at that level anyways? You can't see them all that well when they're that low...

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

You're right though.  :nod: ;7
Title: Re: Frankly I don't see how she has a case!
Post by: Crymson on December 13, 2006, 11:53:15 am
meh, foster mom, thats fair game.

 :lol:

But in a way he's right! Which alone makes it wrong  :wtf:
Title: Re: Frankly I don't see how she has a case!
Post by: BS403 on December 13, 2006, 09:03:55 pm
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=28899&in_page_id=2

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A German woman is suing a foster agency, after her teenage foster son ruined valuable naked photos of her - by comitting an act of self-love all over them.

Marietta Anton, 50, who now lives in Portugal's Algarve, was 25 when she was photographed naked by her boyfriend at the time, Sigmar Polke. After they split Polke went on to become a world famous artist, and the old pictures were valued at over £35,000.

But when Anton's 15-year-old foster son Mehmet found the old snaps, he thought he had unearthed a secret porn stack, and proceeded to do what teenage boys will do.

In news that seem likely to keep local psychiatrists busy for a while, he did not realise who the model was whilst enjoying himself with the pictures.

Despite work by art experts to restore the pictures, they were extensively damaged, and only made £8,000 at auction.

Anton is now suing the German child services organisation that placed Mehmet with her two years ago for the remaining value of the pictures. A court in Bonn will rule on the case on December 29.

Apart from the fact that this is one of the funniest things I've read in ages what I can't see is how she can possibly blame Child Services for her inability to keep her foster son of two years away from jack-off material.

 :eek: :eek: :eek: :wakka:

Gives a whole new meaning to the term milf :)
Yellow Hammers
Title: Re: Frankly I don't see how she has a case!
Post by: Cobra on December 13, 2006, 09:40:27 pm
:wtf: ROFL.

I agree, there is NO case here.

Just goes to show though, people will literally sue for a stolen penny.
Title: Re: Frankly I don't see how she has a case!
Post by: redmenace on December 13, 2006, 10:08:11 pm
20000? I would sue...
Title: Re: Frankly I don't see how she has a case!
Post by: Turey on December 13, 2006, 10:17:43 pm
...Despite work by art experts to restore the pictures, ...

I'd hate to have been one of those guys.
Title: Re: Frankly I don't see how she has a case!
Post by: Blue Lion on December 13, 2006, 10:22:30 pm
I wanna see what this woman looks like
Title: Re: Frankly I don't see how she has a case!
Post by: Quest_techie on December 14, 2006, 02:20:23 am
wow............

I dunno, that...... that is unusual

couldn't she have put the thing in a bloody safebox or something? something with a key?
Title: Re: Frankly I don't see how she has a case!
Post by: Wobble73 on December 14, 2006, 04:24:45 am
I just love the term "act of self-love"  ;7 ;7 :lol:
Title: Re: Frankly I don't see how she has a case!
Post by: Unknown Target on December 14, 2006, 08:23:58 am
Eurotrip:

"Hey, here's an interesting fact..."

"Wha? Lemme see"

"You made out with your sister mom's picture!"
Title: Re: Frankly I don't see how she has a case!
Post by: Getter Robo G on December 16, 2006, 02:13:07 pm
Shucks, if my mom was hot back then (and trust me, she wasn't) and I found some pics... Well,  no harm no foul.  :lol:

My question is: "Why didn't she get him a computer and a bookmark to Myspace?" that would have taken care of all his "porn Needs..." and a simple 2010 statement like, "All this porn is yours, except MOM's PICTURES, attempt no self-love there!" would have prevented this tragedy IMHO...  :drevil:


Tangent, but speaking of porn (this one is for Anon)...
You might find THIS slightly more entertaining...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_09HOkIEGXs&mode=related&search=

Title: Re: Frankly I don't see how she has a case!
Post by: Centrixo on December 16, 2006, 02:27:54 pm
no thank you. someone put this thread down and make sure it dies. a sick case.