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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: an0n on January 15, 2007, 02:17:39 pm
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My associates and I have decided to start a 'rent a fake girlfriend' site.
People give me money, my minions knock up various fake **** that makes it look like the customer has a girlfriend in Canada or wherever, I pay my minions and keep some of the cash for myself as a 'handling fee'.
I need opinions on lay-out, style, features, etc etc.
http://www.rentagirlonline.com
I'm also doing RentAGuyOnline.com - but that's taking a back seat till I've got the chick one done.
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Saying you have a girlfriend who lives in Canada actually sounds more gay than just saying, "I haven't met the right girl."
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I only said that as an example, because the chick who's helping with this is Canadian.
We offer a full range of tissue-of-lies fabrication, from letters to ill-placed phone-calls your parents answer to forum visits...
And it's not just for losers. It's for gay people who're trying to hide their sexuality from their parents.
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i dont like where this is headed.
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Prostitution?
I've already got that covered: http://escort.penguinbomb.com/template.php
It's nowhere near finished, and I'm only doing the RAGO thing to get some quick money coming in while I finish the Escort Site.
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I only said that as an example, because the chick who's helping with this is Canadian.
We offer a full range of tissue-of-lies fabrication, from letters to ill-placed phone-calls your parents answer to forum visits...
And it's not just for losers. It's for gay people who're trying to hide their sexuality from their parents.
oh gods and lol
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And it's not just for losers. It's for gay people who're trying to hide their sexuality from their parents.
That's basically what I was thinking of, though. When the guy recites his bull**** about his girlfriend from Canada, anyone who's seen or heard Avenue Q is going to burst out laughing.
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i dont like where this is headed.
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And it's not just for losers. It's for gay people who're trying to hide their sexuality from their parents.
That's basically what I was thinking of, though. When the guy recites his bull**** about his girlfriend from Canada, anyone who's seen or heard Avenue Q is going to burst out laughing.
So? If they've already paid me, what do I care?
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Well I was just thinking of your long-term survival as a business. But as you said, that was just one example, so you're probably right.
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/me thinks this is actually pretty normal for an0n.
I'm glad you're here an0n, it was getting boring without Kazan.
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hahahahahahahaha
i LOVE it...
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It's even more ****ed-up when you understand how it all came about.
See, I was gonna go on a big Road Trip with T1g from Warpstorm. And for that, I needed money. So I started out looking at ways to make some quick and easy cash - which eventually led me to starting the Escort Site to later put on FemaleEscortsUK.com.
But I'm lazy, so I never did any work on it. Then I met this great girl on ze intar-nets and proposed to her, and was gonna fake-marry her in Vegas in the summer - so I started work on the site. Then the Vegas-Wedding idea died as she slowly regained her sanity and I'm left heading out to Vegas to not get married and hang out with this girl as well as various WSers.
Then Drow got talking to me. And I started going on about how I'm thinking about suing the local council for violating my human rights by way of the school isolating me, then eventually shutting me in a cupboard for 6-7hrs/day with no work or stimulus of any kind, for about 4 months.
I then decided that as well as hitting Vegas, I was gonna hit up Canada to hang with Drow and HeX and VK and the Canadian-based WSers, since they're all too poor to get to Vegas for the summer.
And we started talking about making money. So I rattled off all the pre-Wedding ideas I'd had to make cash for the Road Trip, and she picked up on this one and started getting fairly enthusiastic about it.
So I bought RentAGirlOnline.com and RentAGuyOnline.com, stole the template I'd made for the Escort Site, turned it into pure-HTML and started building the site.
Such is the ****ed-up tale of why I'm now facilitating gay people remaining in the closet....
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'fake-marry' - dare I ask?
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She was upset, and kept saying all kinds of cool **** about herself, and I was like "Seriously, marry me..."
And eventually we agreed on doing a whole fake wedding for the hell of it and to help cheer her up, with me shelling out for a nice expensive diamond ring from Tiffany's as part of the deal.
But, like I say, it died when her sanity returned.
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i dont like where this is headed.
Except I think this is absolutely hilarious.
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yep i know :pimp:
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As soon as I saw the thread title and author, I knew this would be worth reading. :D
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an0n, you sir, are a genius.
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*reads thread*
*loses all faith in humanity*
:p
By the way, nice site (couldn't resist) :D
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Well, I don't think it's questionable at all.
It's clearly not moral. <,< >,>
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BTW, business tip: Don't advertise what country the "girlfriend" is from. Then everyone who's heard of this site and has a friend who's girlfriend is in Canada then becomes suspect. Then less people use your site because it's so obvious.
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I'm not really sure what's more disturbing about this; the core idea, or the fact that it'll undoubtedly clean-up.
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This is hilarious. It's also going to make someone very rich.
Good luck, an0n!
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This is hilarious. It's also going to make someone very rich.
Good luck, an0n!
blackmailing is the way to go
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Dude you have more screws loose in that head of yours than a mental patinet.
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Or a hardware store :D
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Dude you have more screws loose in that head of yours than a mental patinet.
bah. you people just don't understand him.
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I tried to order now, but it said page cannot be found. :p
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Why am I thinking that if someone asks for a picture of this foreign girlfriend all they'll get back is that Photshop an0n has of himself with lipstick on? :)
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lool grose i wont be thinking of young women tonight :P
hey anon, can you show up your foreign gf? :nervous:
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hey anon, can you show up your foreign gf? :nervous:
http://www.penguinbomb.com/images/an0nfreak4.jpg
I tried to order now, but it said page cannot be found. :p
Still building the site.
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yep as i thought ;).
edit: nah seriously i think you got nothing to worry about anon, you will pull that scam off with ease :cool:
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I hate it when I'm right :D
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http://www.penguinbomb.com/images/an0nfreak4.jpg
Oh for ****s sake, I had succesfully deleted that picture from my mind. And now it's back to haunt me in my nightmares.
Good luck with the girl-renting business though.
Btw, how did marrying a girl from ze intarweb in Vegas ever sound like a good idea ?
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God damm dude :eek2:you look like my cousin the only diference is she large [fat] too.
funny
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hey anon, can you show up your foreign gf? :nervous:
http://www.penguinbomb.com/images/an0nfreak4.jpg
Dude...you're....you're hot :p
Juuuuust kidding
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Btw, how did marrying a girl from ze intarweb in Vegas ever sound like a good idea ?
She's hot.
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For now anyways, the intro screen for Adult Swim (http://www.adultswim.com) is quite appropriate for this thread.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v458/redsniper7/morality.jpg)
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I like the idea. Someone around here in Canada was running the same service, I only know if it vaguely. Add in some bulletproof evidence, like photos and whatnot (possibly of a girl holding up a sign which can be customized with the client's name) and you've got a winner. It's not depraved - if people are willing to do it, it's not like you're killing babies. Just a harmless little white lie.
But then, if they stop paying, threaten to anonymously inform the client's parents that you're pregnant with the his child and the loser deadbeat won't even admit that it. Like they say in Training Day: it's not what you know, it's what you can prove.
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Drow seemed fairly cool with the idea of random photos.
And I'm sure I could rope some other girls in, if we needed variety.
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Loser 1 "I've got a girl in Canada"
Loser 2 "Me too"
Both show pictures of the same girl. :D
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Btw, how did marrying a girl from ze intarweb in Vegas ever sound like a good idea ?
She's hot.
I see. Still I think an0n getting married would be a sure sign of the coming apocalypse.
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No, no.. you're referring to him having offspring.
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Loser 1 "I've got a girl in Canada"
Loser 2 "Me too"
Both show pictures of the same girl. :D
No no. Both show pictures of an0n in drag.
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No, no.. you're referring to him having offspring.
That's not a sign of the coming apocalypse. He just forgot the condom in that last daterape.
:nervous:
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Loser 1 "I've got a girl in Canada"
Loser 2 "Me too"
Both show pictures of the same girl. :D
No no. Both show pictures of an0n in drag.
they both say "wow she's hot ... wait a minute... she's mine."
both losers fight over which is fake dating Anon in drag.
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this is why I come to these forums. because they're... erm... classy?
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/me thinks this is actually pretty normal for an0n.
I'm glad you're here an0n, it was getting boring without Kazan.
after seeing you say this several times i undertook the task of trying to figure out what you are talking about and dug up old posts. I fail to see what is interesting about his presence unless you find someone who is angry from being put upon as amusing.
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You had to be there.
Hows it coming along an0n?
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/me thinks this is actually pretty normal for an0n.
I'm glad you're here an0n, it was getting boring without Kazan.
after seeing you say this several times i undertook the task of trying to figure out what you are talking about and dug up old posts. I fail to see what is interesting about his presence unless you find someone who is angry from being put upon as amusing.
Search for 'Klanger' or 'Clanger'. :)
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/me thinks this is actually pretty normal for an0n.
I'm glad you're here an0n, it was getting boring without Kazan.
after seeing you say this several times i undertook the task of trying to figure out what you are talking about and dug up old posts. I fail to see what is interesting about his presence unless you find someone who is angry from being put upon as amusing.
Search for 'Klanger' or 'Clanger'. :)
seems he thought the joke was stupid
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I have added text to the Main and About pages.
I am very lazy.
I will do more tonight.
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/me thinks this is actually pretty normal for an0n.
I'm glad you're here an0n, it was getting boring without Kazan.
after seeing you say this several times i undertook the task of trying to figure out what you are talking about and dug up old posts. I fail to see what is interesting about his presence unless you find someone who is angry from being put upon as amusing.
Search for 'Klanger' or 'Clanger'. :)
seems he thought the joke was stupid
It's not really reading the posts that makes him funny...it's participating in the Kazan Experience. :D
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I have added text to the Main and About pages.
I am very lazy.
I will do more tonight.
You really are nuts, but in a good way....... kind of...... maybe.............. my brain hurts..........
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Search for 'Klanger' or 'Clanger'. :)
It's in the HLP Classics forum. :)
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It's not really reading the posts that makes him funny...it's participating in the Kazan Experience. :D
Oh god... the vent system... it's overheating..!