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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: haloboy100 on February 01, 2007, 11:11:36 pm

Title: I need a Haiku
Post by: haloboy100 on February 01, 2007, 11:11:36 pm: Hey all. i need a haiku related to things i like, the kind i need has 3 lines:

first line has 5 Syllables
second line has 7 Syllables
third line has 5 Syllables

i am interested in video games, paintball, and Skiing. need a little help thinking of a haiku poem related to those.
Title: Re: I need a Haiku
Post by: Falcon on February 02, 2007, 12:37:22 am: Video games suck.
A paintball took out my eye.
Skiing broke my legs.

Like that?
Title: Re: I need a Haiku
Post by: kode on February 02, 2007, 01:15:47 am: I guess I can make one:

paintball och skidor
jag uppfann det perfekta
videospelet

(okay, okay, "videospelet" isn't proper swedish, at least not nowadays)
Title: Re: I need a Haiku
Post by: aldo_14 on February 02, 2007, 03:09:34 am: I need a new haiku
My old one was broken in bits
So need one better

(man, I need practice at these things)
Title: Re: I need a Haiku
Post by: Col. Fishguts on February 02, 2007, 04:25:27 am: A haiku I crave
Intarweb shall help me out
Mockery ensues
Title: Re: I need a Haiku
Post by: Admiral Cheater on February 02, 2007, 04:35:10 am: Carl is a Shivan
Give him your lunch and retreat
Or he will eat you
Title: Re: I need a Haiku
Post by: aldo_14 on February 02, 2007, 05:35:53 am: Eek! Nasty infection!
Last night in red light district
Go to the clinic
Title: Re: I need a Haiku
Post by: Falcon on February 02, 2007, 05:58:57 am: Can not get to sleep
Up all night browsing forums
Boredom is not fun
Title: Re: I need a Haiku
Post by: Darius on February 02, 2007, 08:08:27 am: One thousand Shivans,
I have but an Apollo.
Of course I attack.
Title: Re: I need a Haiku
Post by: haloboy100 on February 02, 2007, 08:30:38 am: lol you guys are good :lol:
Title: Re: I need a Haiku
Post by: Ghostavo on February 02, 2007, 09:01:15 am: This is getting odd,
But my haiku is much better.
I win the internet!
Title: Re: I need a Haiku
Post by: Turambar on February 02, 2007, 09:39:44 am: math test in two hours,
i should be studying now,
but i write haikus
Title: Re: I need a Haiku
Post by: Admiral Cheater on February 02, 2007, 09:50:08 am: Alpha one is strong
His wingmen crashes to death
So he fights alone
Title: Re: I need a Haiku
Post by: kode on February 02, 2007, 09:51:29 am: Quote from: Ghostavo on February 02, 2007, 09:01:15 am
This is getting odd,
But my haiku is much better.
I win the internet!

but not the syllabus.
Title: Re: I need a Haiku
Post by: aldo_14 on February 02, 2007, 10:04:19 am: Alpha one is drunk
He fights a Vasudan
Sent to infirmary
Title: Re: I need a Haiku
Post by: Ghostavo on February 02, 2007, 10:19:21 am: Quote from: kode on February 02, 2007, 09:51:29 am
Quote from: Ghostavo on February 02, 2007, 09:01:15 am
This is getting odd,
But my haiku is much better.
I win the internet!

but not the syllabus.

Then this (http://www.wordcalc.com/index.php) does not work.
It's a shame that this Haiku,
and my last one are wrong! :p
Title: Re: I need a Haiku
Post by: KappaWing on February 02, 2007, 10:33:52 am: Quote from: aldo_14 on February 02, 2007, 05:35:53 am
Eek! Nasty infection!
Last night in red light district
Go to the clinic

:lol: This one actually rhymes!
Title: Re: I need a Haiku
Post by: chief1983 on February 02, 2007, 10:36:08 am: Oh wow, O. M. G.
You can't count your syllables?
You should be ashamed.

well, here's another
I hope it's not offensive
I find it funny:

Video games rule
They protect from syphalis
By keeping from sex
Title: Re: I need a Haiku
Post by: Ghostavo on February 02, 2007, 10:49:29 am: Quote from: chief1983 on February 02, 2007, 10:36:08 am
Oh wow, O. M. G.
You can't count your syllables?
You should be ashamed.

Not in another language no. :p
Title: Re: I need a Haiku
Post by: KappaWing on February 02, 2007, 11:03:07 am: Hi my name is Dan
I enjoy freespace and sex
I dont like emos
Title: Re: I need a Haiku
Post by: Ford Prefect on February 02, 2007, 01:14:02 pm: Bomb has been planted
One left-- defuse already!
What a n00b faggot
Title: Re: I need a Haiku
Post by: Falcon on February 02, 2007, 02:26:11 pm: I starve. Look noodles!
But I can't find the damn fork.
Hungry I remain.
Title: Re: I need a Haiku
Post by: Nuclear1 on February 02, 2007, 02:57:00 pm: This is old, and not original, but it's perfect:

Haikus can be short
And sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
Title: Re: I need a Haiku
Post by: phreak on February 02, 2007, 06:47:28 pm: I hate haiku poems.
I hope I don't create one.
Walked right into that.
Title: Re: I need a Haiku
Post by: chief1983 on February 02, 2007, 07:41:38 pm: Quote from: phreak on February 02, 2007, 06:47:28 pm
I hate haiku poems.
I hope I don't create one.
Walked right into that.

Don't worry, you're safe.
First line is six syllables.
Just don't try again.
Title: Re: I need a Haiku
Post by: KappaWing on February 02, 2007, 08:57:06 pm: Quote from: chief1983 on February 02, 2007, 07:41:38 pm
Quote from: phreak on February 02, 2007, 06:47:28 pm
I hate haiku poems.
I hope I don't create one.
Walked right into that.

Don't worry, you're safe.
First line is six syllables.
Just don't try again.

:wakka:
Title: Re: I need a Haiku
Post by: phreak on February 02, 2007, 09:42:28 pm: poems is one syllable according to word calc. i think its just pronounced as two to make it easier to say. In that case:

I hate all haikus.
I hope I don't create one.
Walked right into that.
Title: Re: I need a Haiku
Post by: Nuke on February 03, 2007, 12:27:23 am: tortured human flesh
impaled bowels spill out
nuke the ****ers now!
Title: Re: I need a Haiku
Post by: KappaWing on February 03, 2007, 07:57:51 am: I agree with Nuke
Despite the fact he is nuts
Black metal ist kreig
Title: Re: I need a Haiku
Post by: Agent_Koopa on February 03, 2007, 09:35:55 am: We have shown haiku
Is very easy to write.
Go and write your own!
Title: Re: I need a Haiku
Post by: Mefustae on February 03, 2007, 09:37:53 am: Shut your God-damn mouth,
Or else i'm gonna kick you,
square in the balls... asshol- GOD-DAMNIT!

Cookie to whomever can identify the source.
Title: Re: I need a Haiku
Post by: Nuke on February 03, 2007, 07:00:59 pm: heh, sounds like cartman
that fat little nazi wank
i want cheesy poofs!
Title: Re: I need a Haiku
Post by: phreak on February 03, 2007, 10:15:41 pm: Jackie Gleason rocks
Bam pow right in the kisser
Straight to the damn moon
Title: Re: I need a Haiku
Post by: Admiral Cheater on February 03, 2007, 11:04:03 pm: Hard Light Productions
Bringing modders together
Goober hates us all
Title: Re: I need a Haiku
Post by: DragonClaw on February 04, 2007, 12:09:22 am: This thread really owns
It is helping my postcount
Go straight through the roof!

On one of these days
Maybe people will see that
Haikus are useless
Title: Re: I need a Haiku
Post by: Nuke on February 04, 2007, 12:27:24 am: long live useless threads
summon lurkers from hell's depths
the internet sucks!
Title: Re: I need a Haiku
Post by: Aardwolf on February 04, 2007, 01:07:49 am: Haiku is Haiku
What makes a Haiku Haiku?
Syllables and lines.
Title: Re: I need a Haiku
Post by: Mefustae on February 04, 2007, 02:24:55 am: This is quite stupid.
These Haikus are getting old.
Lock-a-doodle-doo.

:blah:
Title: Re: I need a Haiku
Post by: BS403 on February 04, 2007, 03:55:53 am: Quote from: DragonClaw on February 04, 2007, 12:09:22 am
This thread really owns
It is helping my postcount
Go straight through the roof!

On one of these days
Maybe people will see that
Haikus are useless

E-penis growing
In this amazing thread here
I feel so dirty
Title: Re: I need a Haiku
Post by: Nuke on February 04, 2007, 05:27:08 am: my eyes are bleeding
this human stupidity
next time watch your aim