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Title: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: Polpolion on February 26, 2007, 05:41:50 pm
My teacher just got arrested for arranging a meeting with a 14 year old girl, who was actually a cop :drevil: .

It's funny though, he didn't seem like the guy. Then again, they never do...
Title: Re: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: Stealth on February 26, 2007, 05:44:55 pm
a 14 year old girl was a cop?

or a cop was posing as a 14 year old girl.....



;) jk jk
Title: Re: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: Ford Prefect on February 26, 2007, 05:46:09 pm
Your loss-- American literature is awesome.

Nevertheless... owned.
Title: Re: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: Flipside on February 26, 2007, 05:55:52 pm
Maybe he was just doing research for Twain's My Platonic Sweetheart?
Title: Re: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: KappaWing on February 26, 2007, 05:56:47 pm
I'm enjoying American Lit personally...

Youll regret it if you dont get a sub. :nod:
Title: Re: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: Polpolion on February 26, 2007, 08:21:00 pm
I know, I know.  I'm getting a sub.
It's an okay class, but that doesn't detract from the fact that it's still school. :p





Title: Re: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: Bobboau on February 26, 2007, 08:30:33 pm
I had a chem teacher who got arrested for something like that year after I graduated from highschool.
Title: Re: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: Ford Prefect on February 26, 2007, 09:00:54 pm
Now that would be a blessing.
Title: Re: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: Nuclear1 on February 26, 2007, 09:23:44 pm
I had a chem teacher who got arrested for something like that year after I graduated from highschool.

Had a coach go through the same thing here last year.
Title: Re: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: Mars on February 26, 2007, 09:28:21 pm
Definitely sounds like something one of my teachers would do.

My preforming arts teacher likes to watch the girls changing.
Title: Re: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: Nuclear1 on February 26, 2007, 09:30:08 pm
Definitely sounds like something one of my teachers would do.

My preforming arts teacher likes to watch the girls changing.

Well, since all performing arts teachers are women or homosexuals (or sometimes both), it shouldn't be that much of a problem.

[/stereotype]
Title: Re: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: perihelion on February 26, 2007, 09:51:39 pm
Now that would be a blessing.

 :wtf:  How did you come to frequent a Freespace forum if you don't enjoy blowing things up???  I mean, I'll grant you organic chem can tax a person's patience, but highschool chem consisted primarily of figuring out what color things burned and... well, maybe we weren't supposed to pull that little trick with potassium permanganate, but technically, it wasn't legal for the school to still have any, soooooo   ;7
Title: Re: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: Ford Prefect on February 26, 2007, 09:52:42 pm
'Cause I didn't blow things up, I just failed the tests 'cause I can't do basic algebra.
Title: Re: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: IceFire on February 26, 2007, 10:08:35 pm
I know, I know.  I'm getting a sub.
It's an okay class, but that doesn't detract from the fact that it's still school. :p
I know it will make no sense to you...but when you're done school...you'll want it back.  Not so much high school but college/unversity.  You'll want to hold onto that for as long as you can.
Title: Re: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: Dark RevenantX on February 26, 2007, 10:10:21 pm
((x^5 + x^2)^2) / (56 / sqrt(17x)) = 650

x = ? ? ?
Title: Re: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: Ford Prefect on February 26, 2007, 10:26:38 pm
Yeah see that hurts me.
Title: Re: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: Thor on February 26, 2007, 10:45:25 pm
i think i heard of that...

way to have a pervy teacher.
Title: Re: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: CP5670 on February 26, 2007, 11:09:37 pm
x=2.342. And yes, literature classes do suck. Not that all literature is bad, but the required readings for those classes always manage to include the worst samples of it.

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Not so much high school but college/unversity.  You'll want to hold onto that for as long as you can.

I have gotten pretty sick of it by now. :p It's a good thing this is my last semester. I sometimes wonder how the people who stay in it for the full four years manage to retain their sanity. I want to make sure I pick a graduate school with a minimal amount of extra requirements, apart from the thesis.
Title: Re: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: Dark RevenantX on February 26, 2007, 11:19:41 pm
x=2.342

Thats odd... I thought it would have at least two answers...
Title: Re: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: CP5670 on February 26, 2007, 11:25:51 pm
It does, but the others aren't purely real. (there are either 10 or 11 of them in total)
Title: Re: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: Dysko on February 27, 2007, 12:53:20 am
I know a guy whose chem teacher was arrested for having made cocaine in the school lab...
Title: Re: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: Ford Prefect on February 27, 2007, 01:37:51 am
I've never heard of cocaine being made in a lab.
Title: Re: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: Turey on February 27, 2007, 01:47:39 am
I've never heard of cocaine being made in a lab.

Meth maybe?
Title: Re: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: Ford Prefect on February 27, 2007, 01:59:03 am
That's what I was thinking, but that seems too crazy to be true. I mean, nobody who knows how to cook meth would expect to be able to do it in a high school lab without getting caught. And nobody who knows they're going to get caught making meth in a high school is under the illusion that they'll get just a slap on the wrist.
Title: Re: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: aldo_14 on February 27, 2007, 03:01:55 am
That's what I was thinking, but that seems too crazy to be true. I mean, nobody who knows how to cook meth would expect to be able to do it in a high school lab without getting caught. And nobody who knows they're going to get caught making meth in a high school is under the illusion that they'll get just a slap on the wrist.

You can probably get instructions for cooking meth off the 'net nowadays, though.
Title: Re: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: Rictor on February 27, 2007, 09:04:15 am
My teacher just got arrested for arranging a meeting with a 14 year old girl, who was actually a cop :drevil: .

It's funny though, he didn't seem like the guy. Then again, they never do...

I guess Oscar Wilde isn't going to be appearing on the required reading list any time soon, eh?

*ba dum pssh*
Title: Re: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: Dysko on February 27, 2007, 09:25:04 am
I've never heard of cocaine being made in a lab.
Actually he didn't made it in the lab, he only made some final work to the cocaine.
He wasn't caught the first times because he remained at school after students left. Moreover, you can't have a quick investigation here in Italy :p
Though I'm sure he made something with cocaine in the school lab because I heard it also in the news.
Title: Re: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: Ford Prefect on February 27, 2007, 10:54:49 am
I guess Oscar Wilde isn't going to be appearing on the required reading list any time soon, eh?

*ba dum pssh*
Maybe I'm missing your reference here, but Oscar Wilde wasn't exactly partial to the dames.
Title: Re: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: Nuclear1 on February 27, 2007, 10:58:58 am
I guess Oscar Wilde isn't going to be appearing on the required reading list any time soon, eh?

*ba dum pssh*
Maybe I'm missing your reference here, but Oscar Wilde wasn't exactly partial to the dames.

Exactly.

(Oscar Wilde = gay; teacher = pedo, but still to females; teacher != Oscar Wilde)
Title: Re: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: Ford Prefect on February 27, 2007, 11:04:01 am
But the teacher's not there anymore, so he has no direct effect on the reading list, with the exception of his successor's possible desire to avoid uncomfortable, incidental parallels between the content of the reading and the unfortunate, real-life events, which is what I thought Rictor was driving at.
Title: Re: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: NGTM-1R on February 27, 2007, 12:16:59 pm
I keep expecting someone to make a Lolita reference, but you disappoint me.
Title: Re: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: Nuclear1 on February 27, 2007, 02:25:51 pm
I keep expecting someone to make a Lolita reference, but you disappoint me.

But it's an American literature class.

Nobokov was not American.
Title: Re: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: NGTM-1R on February 27, 2007, 03:27:20 pm
Details, details.
Title: Re: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: Flipside on February 27, 2007, 03:29:01 pm
Do you wanna be in my gang?
Title: Re: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: Mika on February 27, 2007, 04:13:11 pm
I seriously doubt that the equation posted earlier has only 11 or 10 solutions. For me it seems that it has 21 solutions.

But x value seems to be correct.

Mika
Title: Re: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: Flipside on February 27, 2007, 06:23:43 pm
It's gone from Literature to Maths....

Duck and Cover people!
Title: Re: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: Mika on February 28, 2007, 03:08:56 pm
Is there a problem with posting something related to the only thing you assume to know a little. But only a little ::)

Back to the topic:
I've been thinking that I should read some literary classics (also American) now that I don't need to do University work any more. Mark Twain's work has interested me, so has Charles Dickens'. I think I should check out also Dante's Divina Comedia and Kafka's Metamorphosis. Would any of you have other recommendations? Shakespeare doesn't count here.

By the way, has anyone read novel titled "Who goes there", I forgot the writer. Movie called "The Thing" is based on that IIRC. Any comments on the "Starship Troopers" novel would also be helpful.

Some nice books I've read:
Mika Waltari's "Sinuhe Egyptian"
Frank Herbert's "Dune"
Richard Adams' "Watership Down"
George Orwell's "Animal Farm", "Catalonia Catalonia!" and "In the year 1984"
Stanislaw Lem's "Astronauts"

Mika
Title: Re: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: Flipside on February 28, 2007, 03:27:03 pm
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Is there a problem with posting something related to the only thing you assume to know a little. But only a little

You probably know far more about maths than I, hence the 'duck and cover', it's not an attack, it's an admission of my own inbred fear of numbers, especially unreal ones ;)
Title: Re: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: Mika on February 28, 2007, 03:40:21 pm
I know  ;)
Title: Re: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: MP-Ryan on February 28, 2007, 06:02:05 pm
I've never heard of cocaine being made in a lab.

Possible, but unlikely.  Heroin or morphine is easier.
Title: Re: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: MP-Ryan on February 28, 2007, 06:20:02 pm
Back to the topic:
I've been thinking that I should read some literary classics (also American) now that I don't need to do University work any more. Mark Twain's work has interested me, so has Charles Dickens'. I think I should check out also Dante's Divina Comedia and Kafka's Metamorphosis. Would any of you have other recommendations? Shakespeare doesn't count here.

In no particular order:

The Prince - Niccolo Machiavelli
Gulliver's Travels - Jonathan Swift
The Picture of Dorian Grey - Oscar Wilde
Alice in Wonderland & Through The Looking Glass - Lewis Carrol
The Lost World - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
All of the Sherlock Holmes adventures - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
The Odyssey - Homer
The Journey to the Center of the Earth - Jules Verne
The Mysterious Island, Parts I and II (Also known as 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea and The Mysterious Island) - Jules Verne
A Farewell To Arms - Ernest Hemingway
The Old Man And the Sea - Ernest Hemingway
Paradise Lost - Milton
The Rime of the Ancient Mariner - Coleridge
The Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald
Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell

There's dozens of others.  Some non-fiction you might also want to consider:
On The Origin Of Species - Charles Darwin
Discipline and Punish - Michel Foucault
The History of Sexuality - Michel Foucault
Capital, Vol. I - Karl Marx
A Contribution to the Critique of Political Economy - Karl Marx
Man's Search For Meaning - Victor Frankl
Leviathan - Thomas Hobbes

Many of these are available for free off the Gutenberg.org website.
Title: Re: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: NGTM-1R on March 01, 2007, 01:32:26 am
I've never heard of cocaine being made in a lab.

Possible, but unlikely.  Heroin or morphine is easier.

It does have to be processed to some degree.
Title: Re: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: Mika on March 01, 2007, 05:21:00 pm
I'm surprised I've managed to read half of those titles. I've always liked Jules Verne's books, which were and still are quite imaginative. What kind of books are The Lost World, The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Farewell to Arms and Paradise Lost?

I'll take advantage to add one more book on the list of the books that everyone should read, that is "The Unknown Soldier" by Vaino Linna. It is probably one of the best books ever written about war, I just hope they have managed to do at least a half decent translation of it. Some actions and persons portrayed in that book seem quite incredible but some times reality is even stranger than fiction.

As a reference, there is scene where a soldier who has been blinded by shrapnel is carrying a person who has lost a limb but can see. The one who still has eye sight left provides direction information, up to the point they are driving military ambulance together - only to be ambushed later. In another scene, Russian company is ambushed and totally destroyed by two soldiers (this has actually happened).

Mika
Title: Re: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: Polpolion on March 01, 2007, 09:57:06 pm
You know what really sucks about my new sub? She tries to force her opinions on everyone all the time. I mean she hears me saying something, and she shouts "HOW could think of it THAT WAY? it's like THIS!!" and I was all like "what? Nothing you say will make me share your opinion." and she's like "Oh, come on! You don't mind a little debate, do you?" and I said "this isn't a debate, your just shouting at me, thats all" then she just tells everyone to shut up and she just goes on telling us about her viewpoint.

Gah dang, it I hate her so much.

EDIT: Come to think of it, I'd rather have the pedophile back. ::)

(no, he's not that good [teaching], she's that bad)
Title: Re: Yeah!! No American Literature for me!!!
Post by: Kosh on March 03, 2007, 11:43:21 pm
Damn, good luck with that. Maybe if you are lucky she will send you to  Jesus Camp (http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,45778.0.html) for some good old fashioned indoctrination. :p