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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Mobius on March 17, 2007, 03:30:49 pm
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Recently, antropologists have demonstrated that the number of argues between Internet users is escalating.
Thanks to the coverage guaranteed by nicknames(or the fact that people live in different countries)offending people is every day easier.
Antropologists report that the use of emoticons if important...for example:
You're a son of a *****! :)
You're a son of a *****! :P
You're a son of a *****! :nervous:
The reaction of whoever reads these sentences is connected to the emoticon.
People are worried-the extensive use of Internet by a consistent part of the population and the escalating number of episodes everyone should forget leads someone to think that the Internet is responsable of an aggressive behaviour.
I have experienced something like this-even here on HLP. What do you think?
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**** you.
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**** you.
No emoticons=true offense :P
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**** you.
**** him?! **** you!
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People's reliance on emoticons indicates their poor understanding of the structure of humor.
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Uhh...no ****?
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Hey, just my two cents. I can't always be profound and supremely wise, you know.
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And there was me thinking it was because most forums are filled with foaming at the mouth zealots who are looking for any chance to take offence anyway :nervous:
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People's reliance on emoticons indicates their poor understanding of the structure of humor.
Every mangled word which which emerges from the misshapen hole in your head you have elected to call a mouth is an unyielding assault on my mind. Your mere presence offends and disgusts me, as whatever mis-firings of neurons, call them thoughts if you must, you attempt to form into sentences are an unyielding assault on the English language and common decency. Every second that I mistakenly indulge your pitiful attempt at conversation leaves me a stupider than the one before. I can think of no greater curse, for myself and humanity in general, than to simply live in a world tainted by your existence. Knowing that you continue to draw breathe is a constant source of disgust and anger, a burden on my soul which will only be lifted once you have mercifully departed to the next world, which will undoubtedly be no less horrified by your presence.
Eh? Hows that for humour.
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*snip*
Eh? Hows that for humour.
I think a suitable "Your mom" or "You're ugly" joke works justtttt fine.
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Every mangled word which which emerges from the misshapen hole in your head you have elected to call a mouth is an unyielding assault on my mind. Your mere presence offends and disgusts me, as whatever mis-firings of neurons, call them thoughts if you must, you attempt to form into sentences are an unyielding assault on the English language and common decency. Every second that I mistakenly indulge your pitiful attempt at conversation leaves me a stupider than the one before. I can think of no greater curse, for myself and humanity in general, than to simply live in a world tainted by your existence. Knowing that you continue to draw breathe is a constant source of disgust and anger, a burden on my soul which will only be lifted once you have mercifully departed to the next world, which will undoubtedly be no less horrified by your presence.
Eh? Hows that for humour.
lol ur gay!
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I think a suitable "Your mom" or "You're ugly" joke works justtttt fine.
All y'all's moms.
Also, what's an "argue"?
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I think a suitable "Your mom" or "You're ugly" joke works justtttt fine.
All y'all's moms.
Also, what's an "argue"?
You often get argues over the tubes along with your internets and thetans.
I got about three argues today, though I was expecting seven. Stupid bicker theives.
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**** you.
**** him?! **** you!
****?
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I had sex with all of your mothers.
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I had sex with all of your mothers.
LOL MOAR LIEK EVRY1'S F**KD UR MOM, AMIRITE LOLZ??/?/??/??!!!!!11!!!!11!11!!1!
OMG CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL 4 COOL
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Cant we all just get along?
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Warning - cliche detected.
Defense mechanisms online...
Scanning area for target...target acquired
Target: SARAFAN
Race: HUMANOID
Location: [CLASSIFIED]
Firing... :snipe:
Target neutralized.
Cliche threat level is currently: negligible.
Now, you were saying?
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Warning - cliche detected.
Defense mechanisms online...
Scanning area for target...target acquired
Target: SARAFAN
Race: HUMANOID
Location: [CLASSIFIED]
Firing... :snipe:
Target neutralized.
Cliche threat level is currently: negligible.
Now, you were saying?
:rolleyes:
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Indeed.
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http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,36827.1425.html
Read that page.
Let's see if you can continue to joke after reading that topic.
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the demokkkrats
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?
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http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,36827.1425.html
Read that page.
Let's see if you can continue to joke after reading that topic.
I'm very sorry that you're so jealous of my existence that you need to start a vague and rather behind-back-name-calling-ish topic about it, but it's honestly not my intention to be so transcendentally superior to you - it's just a quirk of fate and, seeing as there are many people in my position, I wouldn't lose too much sleep over it.
:)
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And there was me thinking it was because most forums are filled with foaming at the mouth zealots who are looking for any chance to take offence anyway :nervous:
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I'm very sorry that you're so jealous of my existence that you need to start a vague and rather behind-back-name-calling-ish topic about it, but it's honestly not my intention to be so transcendentally superior to you - it's just a quirk of fate and, seeing as there are many people in my position, I wouldn't lose too much sleep over it.
:)
Superb example of offense moderated with an emoticon! :lol:
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We aim to please ;)
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;)
So...friends?
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...Friends. *clack of topic being locked*