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Title: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: Mustang19 on April 11, 2007, 09:49:53 am
...because it only takes 9 Bakhas to defang a Sath!



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Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: Vretsu on April 11, 2007, 10:33:33 am
Maybe the Sathanas realized they had huge, cave-like docking bays filled with hundreds of Dragon fighters.
Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: Snail on April 11, 2007, 11:39:06 am
And supporting fleets.
Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: MP-Ryan on April 11, 2007, 11:51:35 am
...because it only takes 9 1 Bakhas to defang a Sath!


Fixed.  Providing Alpha 1 is flying it =)
Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: Snail on April 11, 2007, 12:09:37 pm
10 WAYS TO KILL ALPHA 1:

1) Never-warp and create a supernova.
2) Send in three Saths to ram him while jumping in/out.
3) Fire a BFRed at him using fire-beam with a repeat count of 9999999.
4) Put him in an Amazon and send in TEH FURIES!!!!!1111!!!!11oneoneoneoneleventy
5) self-destruct: Alpha 1.
6) Multiplayer ;)
7) player-use-ai. HOW DUMB'S THE AI NOW, PUNK???!
8) change-ship-class: Alpha 1 >> GTEP Hermes.
9) sabotage-subsystem: Alpha 1 >> Engine, Weapons, Communications, Sensors, Navigation, then send in 10 wings of 6 dragons with 99 waves.
10) force-warp -->> AWOL briefing: desertion of the grounds is means for immediate death by firing squad, without trial!
Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: jr2 on April 11, 2007, 12:12:59 pm
10 WAYS TO KILL A SATHANAS:

1. ~+K
2. ~+K
3. ~+K
4. ~+K
5. ~+K
6. ~+K
7. ~+K
8. ~+K
9. ~+K
10. ~+K
Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: Snail on April 11, 2007, 12:13:41 pm
That's 1 way.
Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: jr2 on April 11, 2007, 12:16:55 pm
So's yours:

1. Cheat
2. Cheat
3. Cheat
4. Cheat
5. Cheat
6. Cheat
7. Cheat
8. Cheat
9. Cheat
10. Cheat

:p :lol:
Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: Snail on April 11, 2007, 12:19:56 pm
Nope, those are done in FRED. YOURS are cheats. Literally. ;) :p
Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: jr2 on April 11, 2007, 12:28:40 pm
I think any player who was on the other side of those ideas you posted would quickly disagree.  :D

Besides, you forgot #11:
Make him so mad at the mission he just quits.  :)
Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: Snail on April 11, 2007, 12:30:30 pm
How about 101 ways to kill Alpha 1? I should make a book. :drevil:
Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: jr2 on April 11, 2007, 12:45:11 pm
:lol: post it under "FreeSpace Art"
Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: Grizzly on April 11, 2007, 01:20:31 pm
Let him be shot down by his future self (who is more experienced). The future self will then cease to exist.
Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: Game_Master64 on April 11, 2007, 02:45:41 pm
echo gate, right?
Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: Nuclear1 on April 12, 2007, 10:55:30 am
10 WAYS TO KILL A SATHANAS:

1. ~+K
2. ~+K
3. ~+K
4. ~+K
5. ~+K
6. ~+K
7. ~+K
8. ~+K
9. ~+K
10. ~+K

You seem to have forgotten

11. ~+ALT+SHIFT+K.  x 10.
Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: Game_Master64 on April 12, 2007, 05:17:56 pm
call me a noob, but, and that does what? kill all hostiles?
Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: Snail on April 12, 2007, 05:24:10 pm
It takes 10% off a ship, no matter how many HP it has.
Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: Polpolion on April 12, 2007, 11:07:11 pm
THE EASIEST WAY TO KILL ALPHA 1:

don't play freespace.
Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: Dark Hunter on April 12, 2007, 11:28:47 pm
That doesn't kill him though, that just causes him not to exist in the first place. :p
Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: jr2 on April 12, 2007, 11:29:22 pm
...I wasn't going to say anything, but yeah, DH, you're right.  :)
Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: TrashMan on April 13, 2007, 03:30:43 am
Just warp in 99 Aeoluses. ;7
Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: diceman111 on April 13, 2007, 05:16:54 am
No you send in alpha 1 in a loki armed with Subach´s and no missiles
Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: Mathwiz6 on April 19, 2007, 07:12:19 pm
No, you use Tag-As, and Circes!
Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: takashi on April 19, 2007, 09:08:18 pm
and send in 4 perseus's armed with kaysers and tornados. or even better, a 3 stage boss!
Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: Snail on April 20, 2007, 07:54:06 am
But remember to get rid of the Deus Ex Machinas...
Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: Dark Hunter on April 20, 2007, 12:16:21 pm
Or just disable Alpha 1's comm system so he can't call :v: in to help...
Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: Snail on April 20, 2007, 12:40:18 pm
The messages weren't sent by Alpha 1's ship, it was sent by Alpha 1's astral projection (#Alpha 1). ;)
Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: haloboy100 on April 21, 2007, 05:04:58 pm
We outta make a thread: "101 ways to kill Alpha one!!" :rolleyes:

another way?

instead of "DIVE DIVE DIVE!!!"

he should say

"PULL UP!!! PULL UP!!! PULL UP!!!!"

or better yet, make another sath come in the opposite direction at the same time and sandwhich alpha one for good!!!  :lol: i gotta see that...
Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: Dark Hunter on April 21, 2007, 05:08:30 pm
another way?

instead of "DIVE DIVE DIVE!!!"

he should say

"PULL UP!!! PULL UP!!! PULL UP!!!!"

I tried that once. I bounced off the top of the Sath, but didn't die...
Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: haloboy100 on April 21, 2007, 05:18:16 pm
well i STILL think alpha one will make a good hood ornament for a sath!!!  :p

i can see it now...the sath comming into capella, vaporising everything in it's path...with a pimpin' alpha 1 as a hood ornament!

Alpha 2: ZOMFG!! IT'S A SATH!!11111oneoneone!!..........hey...thats alpha one!!! hi alpha one!!! *waves*

Alpha 1: Hey it's alpha two!!!

*alpha two gets destroyed by a beam cannon*

Ok thats it!! i'm outta here!

*self destructs*

i can see alpha one witnessing all the events the sathanas has been through...


alpha 1: "hey it's the capella star!!!"

"ooo0oooo0oo....pretty explosions"

"hurray for deep-space fireworks!"

*warps out*

"hey! i was watching that!"
Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: takashi on April 21, 2007, 05:31:36 pm
*sath goes through knossos number three*

alpah 1: hey...so behind knossos number three...is... a giant pig!?
shivan leader: i like pigs...!
Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: Flipside on April 21, 2007, 05:34:17 pm
Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...

....Because they'd just blown up the local star?
Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: Game_Master64 on April 21, 2007, 05:45:17 pm
ya, that pretty much sums it up. heres a question, the saths are one tough sob, think they could survive a supernova?
Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: takashi on April 21, 2007, 05:55:53 pm
if alpha one couldn't, no one can.
Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: haloboy100 on April 21, 2007, 06:53:31 pm
alpha one couldn't survive if the enemy cheated by using ~k once...yet you gotta do it 10 times to kill a sath.....and a quadrillion times against a volition bravos  :doubt:
Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: takashi on April 21, 2007, 09:49:52 pm
but the enemy cant use the cheats! they dont have keyboards conmtaing the letters "F", or "K". take that shivan languge!
Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: Hades on April 21, 2007, 09:52:38 pm
They also can't type "arrrrwalktheplank" if they could they would have MILLIONS OF THEM. :lol: And then there computers would crash. :doubt:
And Like 20 Bravos make a Perfect computer crash.
Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: Snail on April 22, 2007, 03:00:22 am
Actually, the letters F and K are actually in the Shivan language. What Bosch was trying to tell the Rephaim was the cheat codes. The Rephaim tried it and Alpha 4 exploded... Nobody noticed since wingmen always die anyway. :P

And K is in the Shivan language. Listen to the comm sounds again.

"buzz buzz   buzz buzz buzz buzz   buzz buzz BUZZ buzz buzz buzz"
basically, that's
"~ F  is a key press  that will KILL anyone you target."

That's what the Comm Nodes were for. Relaying cheat codes to all the Shivan fleet. But the SOC blew them up so they forgot about it. Not that they needed cheat codes.
Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: Mobius on April 22, 2007, 07:37:54 am
Actually, the letters F and K are actually in the Shivan language. What Bosch was trying to tell the Rephaim was the cheat codes. The Rephaim tried it and Alpha 4 exploded... Nobody noticed since wingmen always die anyway. :P

And K is in the Shivan language. Listen to the comm sounds again.

"buzz buzz   buzz buzz buzz buzz   buzz buzz BUZZ buzz buzz buzz"
basically, that's
"~ F  is a key press  that will KILL anyone you target."

That's what the Comm Nodes were for. Relaying cheat codes to all the Shivan fleet. But the SOC blew them up so they forgot about it. Not that they needed cheat codes.

:lol:

well i STILL think alpha one will make a good hood ornament for a sath!!!  :p

i can see it now...the sath comming into capella, vaporising everything in it's path...with a pimpin' alpha 1 as a hood ornament!

Alpha 2: ZOMFG!! IT'S A SATH!!11111oneoneone!!..........hey...thats alpha one!!! hi alpha one!!! *waves*

Alpha 1: Hey it's alpha two!!!

*alpha two gets destroyed by a beam cannon*

Ok thats it!! i'm outta here!

*self destructs*

i can see alpha one witnessing all the events the sathanas has been through...


alpha 1: "hey it's the capella star!!!"

"ooo0oooo0oo....pretty explosions"

"hurray for deep-space fireworks!"

*warps out*

"hey! i was watching that!"

:lol:

What does it add to this topic? NOTHING!

:lol:
Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: Snail on April 22, 2007, 08:41:34 am
What does it add to this topic? NOTHING!

:lol:

Hehe that was from that conversation in Internal, wasn't it...
Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: Mobius on April 22, 2007, 10:22:15 am
What does it add to this topic? NOTHING!

:lol:

Hehe that was from that conversation in Internal, wasn't it...

Uh? Never noticed it... my coment is pretty old.
Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: haloboy100 on April 22, 2007, 10:32:26 am
hey, sometimes you gotta take a absence from reality every now and then... :P
Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: Titan on April 25, 2007, 01:22:28 pm
well i STILL think alpha one will make a good hood ornament for a sath!!!  :p

i can see it now...the sath comming into capella, vaporising everything in it's path...with a pimpin' alpha 1 as a hood ornament!

Alpha 2: ZOMFG!! IT'S A SATH!!11111oneoneone!!..........hey...thats alpha one!!! hi alpha one!!! *waves*

Alpha 1: Hey it's alpha two!!!

*alpha two gets destroyed by a beam cannon*

Ok thats it!! i'm outta here!

*self destructs*

i can see alpha one witnessing all the events the sathanas has been through...


alpha 1: "hey it's the capella star!!!"

"ooo0oooo0oo....pretty explosions"

"hurray for deep-space fireworks!"

*warps out*

"hey! i was watching that!"

can you say funniest thing i've ever seen :wakka: :wakka: :wakka: :wakka: :wakka:
Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: Mobius on April 25, 2007, 03:19:23 pm
Tsk tsk...you forgot the "...And they hurled themselves into the void of spam with no fear..." thread :P
Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: Dark Hunter on April 25, 2007, 06:56:44 pm
Which someone locked!  :mad: :hammer:
Title: Re: Why the Shivans got the hell out of Capella...
Post by: jr2 on April 26, 2007, 02:57:23 am
I asked him to copy the thread, but no response so far...