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Off-Topic Discussion => Gaming Discussion => Topic started by: Mefustae on April 19, 2007, 01:12:07 am
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Spartan vs. Samus? Check. Slow-mo pwnage? Check. Big explosions? Check. Lesbians? Big check.
Check it out. (http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=57998)
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Decent amateur flick.
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Entertaining and fun. Samus FTW. ;7
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That was a good laugh until the suits were surgically removed and it turned into a fanboys wetdream.
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That was a good laugh until the suits were surgically removed and it turned into a fanboys wetdream.
considering it's a female spartan (as featured in DOA4), it kinda fits in.. but still.. t'was kickass until the end.. >.>
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Ripped off the Matrix a little too much for my tastes, but still had some cool bits: ricocheting sniper bullets and Samus' lightsaber skills in particular. MTV dancing at the end was :no:
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That was awesome until the lesbian love scene - then it just got really awkward. It also gets really hard to track at some points.
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I am not a fan of Dragonball Z style fights, but I have to say it was unique and entertaining to see Spartan-458 and Samus use this type of fighting style in the video. Despite the ridiculous nature of the fight scenes, they were cool (though I think it would have been better if the Covenant put up a better, and therefore more entertaining, fight).
Of course, the video had to be slaughtered with typical fanboy type content involving "hot" lesbians and choreographed dancing. I never want to see Elites breakdancing or Hunters throwing their hands in the air like they just don't care again.
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myenh...
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I hereby declare this to be made of pure awesome, win, and hawt.
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Granted, but everything pre-credits was fun to watch.
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:lol: until the end... then I was :wtf:
Ending aside, it was entertaining. I am a fan of DBZ-style fights, so this was pretty cool. Then came the ending... and that kinda just... blech.
I thought the shotgun scene was more reminiscient of Equilibrium, personally. It looked more like the art of gun kata than simply super-fast reflexes.
Samus > Master Chief.
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You know, since their lesbians, you have to wonder how they have sex... oh, wait...
"Scissor me! Oh yeah! Scissor me timbers!"
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Of course, some of us knew about that before South Park...
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Of course, some of us knew about that before South Park...
I DID know about that before South Park, I heard it, well, I'm not getting into that subject...(Therapy and ****.)
EDIT: THREAD KILLED! **** YOU REICHU!!!
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What just happened?
:lol: until the end... then I was :wtf:
Ending aside, it was entertaining. I am a fan of DBZ-style fights, so this was pretty cool. Then came the ending... and that kinda just... blech.
I thought the shotgun scene was more reminiscient of Equilibrium, personally. It looked more like the art of gun kata than simply super-fast reflexes.
Samus > Master Chief.
That wasn't Master Chief. :p
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Samus >
Master Chief All Spartans. :p
(Note: not all Spartans at once, all Spartans individually.)
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What just happened? :lol: until the end... then I was :wtf:
Ending aside, it was entertaining. I am a fan of DBZ-style fights, so this was pretty cool. Then came the ending... and that kinda just... blech.
I thought the shotgun scene was more reminiscient of Equilibrium, personally. It looked more like the art of gun kata than simply super-fast reflexes.
Samus > Master Chief.
That wasn't Master Chief. :p
Samus > Master Chief All Spartans. :p
(Note: not all Spartans at once, all Spartans individually.)
YOU ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!! YOU WERE SUPPOST TO LET THE THREAD DIE!!!!!!!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Chill
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What just happened? :lol: until the end... then I was :wtf:
Ending aside, it was entertaining. I am a fan of DBZ-style fights, so this was pretty cool. Then came the ending... and that kinda just... blech.
I thought the shotgun scene was more reminiscient of Equilibrium, personally. It looked more like the art of gun kata than simply super-fast reflexes.
Samus > Master Chief.
That wasn't Master Chief. :p
Samus > Master Chief All Spartans. :p
(Note: not all Spartans at once, all Spartans individually.)
YOU ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!! YOU WERE SUPPOST TO LET THE THREAD DIE!!!!!!!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shut up. No, seriously. Shut up.
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Action and lesbians. So... I guess that covers all important aspects a movie should have. ;7
I don't know much about character animation, but this must have been a quite a bit of work.
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I nkow something about it and I cna tell you - this involved a HEWLL of a lot of work..hats oof for executiron, alltough it was a "bit" overblown..
Croucging Tiger, Hidden Dragon meets John Woo...igh,,
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Samus is bad a
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I nkow something about it and I cna tell you - this involved a HEWLL of a lot of work..hats oof for executiron, alltough it was a "bit" overblown..
Croucging Tiger, Hidden Dragon meets John Woo...igh,,
Are you drunk? :p
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Damn those fast type erros...damn ye all to hell! I curse ye! :mad:
Erm..where was I? Oh yeah...Samus sucks. No offense to Metroid lovers but the armor looks redicolous. Turning into a ball? How the hell does the chick survive?
Just how much fuel and power can one put in those rocket boots...I want one pair! :lol:
Anbd whats with that Jedi crap? Is that a saber or a whip? Does that cut or hold? It kinda has oposite properties.. :confused:
On the upside, the chick is hot..
But the last scene was really not needed...
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Samus rocks your world and you know it!
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Erm..where was I? Oh yeah...Samus sucks. No offense to Metroid lovers but the armor looks redicolous. Turning into a ball? How the hell does the chick survive?
Just how much fuel and power can one put in those rocket boots...I want one pair! :lol:
Anbd whats with that Jedi crap? Is that a saber or a whip? Does that cut or hold? It kinda has oposite properties.. :confused:
She survives because the armor was built by the most technologically advanced race I have ever heard of. :p
The rocket boots are not Metroid canon, by the way. Those were added by the video creator because they look really cool. They do not appear in any Metroid game, and I don't believe there are any plans to introduce such a mechanism in future titles.
The laser-sword/blaster is canon (at least insofaras Super Smash Bros. can be considered canon), but the exact properties are not known to fans at this point. There is no data to suggest that it is a whip, though. Once more, I believe the movie creator made that up. I also don't believe either Samus or a SPARTAN has reflexes as fast as those demonstrated in the video either.
Samus rocks your world and you know it!
You are correct. Samus FTW! :nod:
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That was really, really, REALLY stupid. Huge rip off every scene in all three Matrix movies. So bad that words just don't do it justice.
1/10 for at some mildly interesting editing effects, even though I could probably do better with a piece of bark and a broken CRT monitor.
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SPARTANS rock!
*FOR GLORY!*
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SPARTANS rock!
*FOR GLORY!*
I wonder where he's just been. :rolleyes:
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No..I wasn't in the movies...and frankly, I think that the movie (Sparta) is mediocre AT BEST.
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That was really, really, REALLY stupid. Huge rip off every scene in all three Matrix movies. So bad that words just don't do it justice.
1/10 for at some mildly interesting editing effects, even though I could probably do better with a piece of bark and a broken CRT monitor.
Sure you couldentSPARTANS rock!
*FOR GLORY!*
I wonder where he's just been. :rolleyes:
Ironicaly, nobody has seen it round here.(****ing emo bastards)
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Sure you couldent
Shouldn't it be "sure you could?" Because sarcastically saying "sure you couldn't" is basically saying you think I can do it. And since seriously saying "sure you couldn't" would make no sense whatsoever, you have forced me to question your sanity.
Regardless of your state of mind, I've already done better just by sitting here twiddling my thumbs. :D
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Sure you couldent
Shouldn't it be "sure you could?" Because sarcastically saying "sure you couldn't" is basically saying you think I can do it. And since seriously saying "sure you couldn't" would make no sense whatsoever, you have forced me to question your sanity.
Regardless of your state of mind, I've already done better just by sitting here twiddling my thumbs. :D
Wrong guy, that was MY quote, not Mefustaes
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This minor setback will not stop me from forever associating you with whatever it is I was going to associate you with. Rest assured it was extremely witty, whatever I was going to say.
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I found this a few days ago, the lesbian part kida suprised me but the carnage was ooooh so sweet