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Title: I found Carl
Post by: S-99 on June 13, 2007, 04:49:02 pm: He finally came out of that ventilation duct he was stuck in. It took long enough, but he's been busy. He made everyone think he was stuck so we would forget about him when in fact he went back to the hive in a stolen mara to persue his dream. A dream he's very sensitive about, so he felt that by vanishing he could persue it with confidence.

How do i know all of this and more? Well, one day I heard this noise in the really dark and ancient hallway of the hlpbb called the "158th banshee squadron", and i turned around and saw this photo on the ground. I knew something was up for sure when i saw this new picture for the shivans ani in fs2. And then i realized something.

On the left is carl posing(http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/7174/shivansdw1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)On the right is carl going down the catwalk

I didn't know shivans were still doing modelling exposes for the shivan introduction ani in fs2. But, i guess shivans like to look their hottest for someone who has never seen a shivan before, or who keeps seeing them. The shivans must have felt that with the influx of noobies, that the noobies would like to see a current shivan, and not something circa 1999. Apparently carl won the "shivans next top model", landed a modeling gig, and was trying to change the current trends to something radically new for shivans (uuuugh he's trying to make a fashion statement). Idk where he's going with this, he could just be the new shivan thong model, but he's really gotta shave badly. I wont be surprised if Shiv Inc. makes him shave all that hair off.
Title: Re: I found Carl
Post by: Turey on June 13, 2007, 05:27:47 pm: Did we really need this pic dug up again?
Title: Re: I found Carl
Post by: S-99 on June 13, 2007, 06:05:19 pm: Quote from: Turey on June 13, 2007, 05:27:47 pm
Did we really need this pic dug up again?

YES
Title: Re: I found Carl
Post by: Getter Robo G on June 13, 2007, 06:12:58 pm: I've never seen this pic before (thankfully).

I will predict you will be BFredded to death in 3, 2, 1, Fire!

;7
Title: Re: I found Carl
Post by: Bob-san on June 13, 2007, 07:02:14 pm: [lvlshot ]http://www.hard-light.net/forums/Smileys/HLP/shaking.gif[/lvlshot]

Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: I found Carl
Post by: S-99 on June 13, 2007, 07:37:19 pm: Quote from: Getter Robo G on June 13, 2007, 06:12:58 pm
I've never seen this pic before (thankfully).

I will predict you will be BFredded to death in 3, 2, 1, Fire!

;7

I take it you forgot the bfred.
Title: Re: I found Carl
Post by: achtung on June 13, 2007, 07:44:30 pm: Carl has invaded Espernet:

*color added for truths*

Quote
<Carl> i'm carl the shivan
<Carl> quote me u imbisul!
<achtung> carl the shivan is going to decorate your house
<Axem> shivan eye for the terran guy
Title: Re: I found Carl
Post by: S-99 on June 13, 2007, 08:15:39 pm: Quote from: Swantz on June 13, 2007, 07:44:30 pm
Carl has invaded Espernet:

*color added for truths*

Quote
<Carl> i'm carl the shivan
<Carl> quote me u imbisul!
<achtung> carl the shivan is going to decorate your house
<Axem> shivan eye for the terran guy

LMFAO, that was good :lol:
Title: Re: I found Carl
Post by: LOA--JK47 on June 14, 2007, 11:16:15 am: :nervous:

.......................................... :eek2:

I submit to the mass hysteria.
Title: Re: I found Carl
Post by: nubbles526 on June 15, 2007, 10:15:07 am: Sup Carl?

Seriously, you need to Photoshop it, not Paint it!
Title: Re: I found Carl
Post by: TrashMan on June 15, 2007, 12:08:48 pm: MERCIFULL GOD IN HEAVS!!! MY EYES!!! MELTIIING!

NOT AGAIN!!!
Title: Re: I found Carl
Post by: Getter Robo G on June 15, 2007, 12:19:26 pm: Does it count my name is Carl? :lol:

I iz not a Shivan i iz a Robot!
Title: Re: I found Carl
Post by: TrashMan on June 15, 2007, 02:10:04 pm: BBBZZT...ROBOTS IN THINGS....BBZZTT...DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!
Title: Re: I found Carl
Post by: S-99 on June 15, 2007, 05:14:39 pm: I think i did a better job on the hair than anything else in that picture. This was before i had gimp, hence why my colossus picture is so much cooler.
Title: Re: I found Carl
Post by: Snail on June 15, 2007, 06:26:59 pm: You did that?
Title: Re: I found Carl
Post by: S-99 on June 15, 2007, 07:38:41 pm: I made the shivan picture a long time ago. But the colossus picture is newer. The colossus ganymede picture. :D
Title: Re: I found Carl
Post by: haloboy100 on June 15, 2007, 09:18:27 pm: Can't you see it? this is the sign of the apocalypse!

The sign is nigh!!! :shaking:
Title: Re: I found Carl
Post by: Getter Robo G on June 17, 2007, 04:45:02 am: The sign isn't nigh... It's Nair, USE IT!!! :D