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Title: a few freespace related chuck norris facts, anyone?
Post by: vamitul on July 01, 2007, 04:06:21 pm
here.. i start:

Shivans didn't wipe out the Ancients, Chuck Norris did..

When Chuck Norris gave blood, a few drops were spilled.. his blood cells spread across the Universe, and became known as shivans.

The scientists finally understood how the shivans destroyed Capella.. somehow they made Chuck Norris sneeze.

 :D :D 
i'll post some more, tomorrow
Title: Re: a few freespace related chuck norris facts, anyone?
Post by: Game_Master64 on July 01, 2007, 04:08:19 pm
please dont. chuck norris jokes are just lame
Title: Re: a few freespace related chuck norris facts, anyone?
Post by: TrashMan on July 01, 2007, 04:09:36 pm
Teh MazTer Returnz! :lol:
Title: Re: a few freespace related chuck norris facts, anyone?
Post by: vamitul on July 01, 2007, 04:11:34 pm
please dont. chuck norris jokes are just lame

I know.. that's what makes them funny
Title: Re: a few freespace related chuck norris facts, anyone?
Post by: Woolie Wool on July 01, 2007, 09:15:04 pm
But that's...illogical.
Title: Re: a few freespace related chuck norris facts, anyone?
Post by: Polpolion on July 01, 2007, 09:24:06 pm
please dont. chuck norris jokes are just lame

You know, lame is subjective. Even if you loathe Chuck Norris facts, it is possible that other people like them, regardless of your feelings.
Title: Re: a few freespace related chuck norris facts, anyone?
Post by: Woolie Wool on July 01, 2007, 09:33:49 pm
No, Chuck Norris jokes are bad, just like Derek Smart games are bad, Girls/Guys Gone Wild is bad, and Power Rangers rape fanfiction is bad.
Title: Re: a few freespace related chuck norris facts, anyone?
Post by: Polpolion on July 01, 2007, 10:37:30 pm
And bad is subjective.

I'm sure Derek Smart thinks his games are good, the creator of Girls/Guys Gone Wild thinks it is good, and the writer of Power Rangers rape fan fiction thinks it is good.

And in fact, they might like it for the exact reasons that you hate it.
Title: Re: a few freespace related chuck norris facts, anyone?
Post by: Cobra on July 01, 2007, 10:54:24 pm
and Power Rangers rape fanfiction is bad.

I don't even want to know.
Title: Re: a few freespace related chuck norris facts, anyone?
Post by: Vasudan Commander on July 02, 2007, 12:08:06 am
This thread is pointless.
Title: Re: a few freespace related chuck norris facts, anyone?
Post by: Cobra on July 02, 2007, 11:42:19 am
This thread is pointless.

You're one to talk, what with that thread spam a month or so ago. :P
Title: Re: a few freespace related chuck norris facts, anyone?
Post by: MrBig101 on July 02, 2007, 11:52:20 am
Shivan Beam Cannons are powered by Chuck Norris's beard hair.
Title: Re: a few freespace related chuck norris facts, anyone?
Post by: TrashMan on July 02, 2007, 02:47:25 pm
Ahh..so THAT'S why they're red...

I heard Shivan particle cannons are power by his spit.
Title: Re: a few freespace related chuck norris facts, anyone?
Post by: shiven_warior on July 02, 2007, 02:54:50 pm
im sure im going to regret this but:who is Chuck norris?
Title: Re: a few freespace related chuck norris facts, anyone?
Post by: Polpolion on July 02, 2007, 02:58:20 pm
http://www.chucknorris.com/

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
Title: Re: a few freespace related chuck norris facts, anyone?
Post by: shiven_warior on July 02, 2007, 03:03:19 pm
oh that guy.........
Title: Re: a few freespace related chuck norris facts, anyone?
Post by: TrashMan on July 02, 2007, 05:33:49 pm
Here's some of hte best ones:

#  When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

# Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

# When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

# Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

# Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

# Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

# Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

# Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
 
# Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
 
# Chuck Norris' pulse is measured on the richter scale.
 
# Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Chuck Norris."
Title: Re: a few freespace related chuck norris facts, anyone?
Post by: MrBig101 on July 02, 2007, 07:17:06 pm
Chuck Norris once destroyed an entire Sathanas fleet with his pinky finger.
Title: Re: a few freespace related chuck norris facts, anyone?
Post by: Vasudan Commander on July 03, 2007, 02:08:39 am
This thread is pointless.

You're one to talk, what with that thread spam a month or so ago. :P

I didn't make such pointless spam threads. I made a few too many threads, fair enough. But i didnt make pathetic chuck norris threads. Dont you start on me :mad2:
Title: Re: a few freespace related chuck norris facts, anyone?
Post by: colecampbell666 on July 03, 2007, 07:13:15 am
Power Rangers rape fanfiction

Oooh! Gimme!

 :nervous:

 :wakka:

*steps away from open windows*
Title: Re: a few freespace related chuck norris facts, anyone?
Post by: Wobble73 on July 03, 2007, 08:09:29 am
Here's one, when Bruce Lee said jump, Chuck Norris said "How High"!  :P
Title: Re: a few freespace related chuck norris facts, anyone?
Post by: Stormkeeper on July 03, 2007, 09:06:32 am
The motive behind the Shivans?

Chuck Norris invaded their homeworld.

Why they nuked Vasuda prime?

Chuck Norris said he'd do stop for a while if they'd do it.

The motive behind the Capella incident?

The Shivans were running from Chuck Norris.
Title: Re: a few freespace related chuck norris facts, anyone?
Post by: Snail on July 03, 2007, 09:15:58 am
I didn't make such pointless spam threads. I made a few too many threads, fair enough. But i didnt make pathetic chuck norris threads. Dont you start on me :mad2:

Hah!

lol i post more than anyone in this forum
Title: Re: a few freespace related chuck norris facts, anyone?
Post by: vamitul on July 03, 2007, 09:49:39 am
the meson bomb was developed when scientists studied Chuck Norris's mints.
Why the shivans never reached Earth?? Thot even they are that crazy to go to a planet where Chuck Norris lives
Title: Re: a few freespace related chuck norris facts, anyone?
Post by: TrashMan on July 03, 2007, 10:02:40 am
The real reason Capella went nova?

Chuck Norris was making BBQ.


Title: Re: a few freespace related chuck norris facts, anyone?
Post by: Cobra on July 03, 2007, 12:15:21 pm
I didn't make such pointless spam threads. I made a few too many threads, fair enough. But i didnt make pathetic chuck norris threads. Dont you start on me :mad2:

It's still considered spam.

1)Your favorite fighter
2) Favorite destroyer
3) Help me
4) Help me

etc.

Also,

The reason the GTVA defeated the Shivans in both Great Wars? Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the Shivans in the face.
Title: Re: a few freespace related chuck norris facts, anyone?
Post by: Woolie Wool on July 03, 2007, 12:44:43 pm
Power Rangers rape fanfiction

Oooh! Gimme!

 :nervous:

 :wakka:

*steps away from open windows*

Google "Agony in Pink". I sure as hell won't link that **** here. You will be traumatized. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Title: Re: a few freespace related chuck norris facts, anyone?
Post by: MrBig101 on July 03, 2007, 02:26:46 pm
The Lucifer wasn't destroyed by Ursa bombers.  It was self-destructed after the Shivans watched a rerun of Walker, Texas Ranger.
Title: Re: a few freespace related chuck norris facts, anyone?
Post by: Mustang19 on July 03, 2007, 04:49:46 pm
Google "Agony in Pink". I sure as hell won't link that **** here. You will be traumatized. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Shhh!! The Adsense has already gone porn-crazy!
Title: Re: a few freespace related chuck norris facts, anyone?
Post by: TrashMan on July 03, 2007, 05:44:41 pm
The vasudan prophecies were wrong.. There was no coming of Great Destroyers..a typo happend. It actualy prophecized A Great Destroyer... Chuck Norris.


Title: Re: a few freespace related chuck norris facts, anyone?
Post by: Polpolion on July 03, 2007, 07:14:05 pm
I didn't make such pointless spam threads. I made a few too many threads, fair enough. But i didnt make pathetic chuck norris threads. Dont you start on me :mad2:

It's still considered spam.

1)Your favorite fighter
2) Favorite destroyer
3) Help me
4) Help me

etc.

Also,

The reason the GTVA defeated the Shivans in both Great Wars? Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the Shivans in the face.

Those are legitimated reasons to start threads. There could be better reasons, but they are definitely acceptable. And VC, this thread is no worse than the bumper sticker thread.
Title: Re: a few freespace related chuck norris facts, anyone?
Post by: Game_Master64 on July 03, 2007, 09:35:49 pm
wheres goob or kara when ya need em
Title: Re: a few freespace related chuck norris facts, anyone?
Post by: Vasudan Commander on July 03, 2007, 10:38:27 pm
Goob is waiting for me or someone else he doesnt like to say something comprimising so he can bring in his suspension / ban cannon, THEN he'll close the thread.

He likes to 'pick the fruit when its ripe', so to speak. Waits for threads to turn into swearing flamewars, such as this one, where people like myself find them pointless, then someone digs up ANCIENT posts and throws them at my face, then i get p1ssed off, and round and round we go.

Just close the damn thing.
Title: Re: a few freespace related chuck norris facts, anyone?
Post by: redsniper on July 03, 2007, 10:51:27 pm
Chuck Norris beat Aeos Affair on Insane with no shields and by ramming all enemies to death.
Title: Re: a few freespace related chuck norris facts, anyone?
Post by: Vasudan Commander on July 03, 2007, 11:55:15 pm
I hate that man.  :mad2:
Title: Re: a few freespace related chuck norris facts, anyone?
Post by: Goober5000 on July 04, 2007, 01:16:39 am
Goob is waiting for me or someone else he doesnt like to say something comprimising so he can bring in his suspension / ban cannon, THEN he'll close the thread.

He likes to 'pick the fruit when its ripe', so to speak. Waits for threads to turn into swearing flamewars, such as this one, where people like myself find them pointless, then someone digs up ANCIENT posts and throws them at my face, then i get p1ssed off, and round and round we go.

Just close the damn thing.

rofl

ripe fruit is sweet
Title: Re: a few freespace related chuck norris facts, anyone?
Post by: TrashMan on July 04, 2007, 04:54:37 am
I hate that man.  :mad2:

Why? I bet it's becouse of all the chuck Norris facts? ;7

A friend of mine knows the guy..Sez he's a nice person.
Title: Re: a few freespace related chuck norris facts, anyone?
Post by: karajorma on July 04, 2007, 09:48:24 am
wheres goob or kara when ya need em

I don't see any good reason to close the thread other than people who don't like it whining that it should be closed. That always just gives me an attitude of wanting to leave the thread open just to spite them since I hate it when people whine about closing thread just cause they don't like them.

As far as I'm concerned any further whining will be split off and locked. If no one wants a Chuck Norris thread it will die off on its own. If they do, I've got no real objection. It's certainly no dumber than the bumper sticker thread. :)
Title: Re: a few freespace related chuck norris facts, anyone?
Post by: Flipside on July 04, 2007, 10:05:44 am
I've been popping in and out of this thread for a while, yes, I think Chuck Norris facts are dumb, but that's no reason to lock the thread, though I was mostly watching to see if Cobra and VC would behave.

So, yes, a moderator has been aware of this thread for quite some time, but has seen no reason to lock it simply because other people thought it was silly.

Finally, VC, Goober is merely enforcing the Forum Rules, to be blunt, he does a better job than me, I'm too lenient, it's not actually that Goober is a 'mean' moderator, it's that I'm too easy going as one.
Title: Re: a few freespace related chuck norris facts, anyone?
Post by: Polpolion on July 04, 2007, 10:10:39 am
Just to make sure this thread's hard-won right not to be locked doesn't go to waste:

The Shivans didn't destroy Cappella. Chuck Norris did. And then Chuck Norris destroyed the Shivans.
Title: Re: a few freespace related chuck norris facts, anyone?
Post by: adratgg on July 06, 2007, 12:18:26 pm
Here's some of hte best ones:

#  When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

# Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

# When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

# Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

# Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

# Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

# Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

# Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
 
# Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
 
# Chuck Norris' pulse is measured on the richter scale.
 
# Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Chuck Norris."
also when bruce banner gets mad, he turms into the hulk, when the hulk gets mad he turns into chuck norris :lol:
Title: Re: a few freespace related chuck norris facts, anyone?
Post by: TrashMan on July 06, 2007, 01:50:06 pm
# What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

# Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

# Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

# There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

# There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.