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General FreeSpace => FreeSpace Discussion => Topic started by: vamitul on July 01, 2007, 04:06:21 pm
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here.. i start:
Shivans didn't wipe out the Ancients, Chuck Norris did..
When Chuck Norris gave blood, a few drops were spilled.. his blood cells spread across the Universe, and became known as shivans.
The scientists finally understood how the shivans destroyed Capella.. somehow they made Chuck Norris sneeze.
:D :D
i'll post some more, tomorrow
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please dont. chuck norris jokes are just lame
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Teh MazTer Returnz! :lol:
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please dont. chuck norris jokes are just lame
I know.. that's what makes them funny
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But that's...illogical.
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please dont. chuck norris jokes are just lame
You know, lame is subjective. Even if you loathe Chuck Norris facts, it is possible that other people like them, regardless of your feelings.
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No, Chuck Norris jokes are bad, just like Derek Smart games are bad, Girls/Guys Gone Wild is bad, and Power Rangers rape fanfiction is bad.
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And bad is subjective.
I'm sure Derek Smart thinks his games are good, the creator of Girls/Guys Gone Wild thinks it is good, and the writer of Power Rangers rape fan fiction thinks it is good.
And in fact, they might like it for the exact reasons that you hate it.
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and Power Rangers rape fanfiction is bad.
I don't even want to know.
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This thread is pointless.
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This thread is pointless.
You're one to talk, what with that thread spam a month or so ago. :P
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Shivan Beam Cannons are powered by Chuck Norris's beard hair.
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Ahh..so THAT'S why they're red...
I heard Shivan particle cannons are power by his spit.
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im sure im going to regret this but:who is Chuck norris?
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http://www.chucknorris.com/
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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oh that guy.........
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Here's some of hte best ones:
# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
# Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
# When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
# Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
# Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
# Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
# Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
# Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
# Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
# Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
# Chuck Norris' pulse is measured on the richter scale.
# Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris once destroyed an entire Sathanas fleet with his pinky finger.
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This thread is pointless.
You're one to talk, what with that thread spam a month or so ago. :P
I didn't make such pointless spam threads. I made a few too many threads, fair enough. But i didnt make pathetic chuck norris threads. Dont you start on me :mad2:
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Power Rangers rape fanfiction
Oooh! Gimme!
:nervous:
:wakka:
*steps away from open windows*
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Here's one, when Bruce Lee said jump, Chuck Norris said "How High"! :P
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The motive behind the Shivans?
Chuck Norris invaded their homeworld.
Why they nuked Vasuda prime?
Chuck Norris said he'd do stop for a while if they'd do it.
The motive behind the Capella incident?
The Shivans were running from Chuck Norris.
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I didn't make such pointless spam threads. I made a few too many threads, fair enough. But i didnt make pathetic chuck norris threads. Dont you start on me :mad2:
Hah!
lol i post more than anyone in this forum
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the meson bomb was developed when scientists studied Chuck Norris's mints.
Why the shivans never reached Earth?? Thot even they are that crazy to go to a planet where Chuck Norris lives
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The real reason Capella went nova?
Chuck Norris was making BBQ.
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I didn't make such pointless spam threads. I made a few too many threads, fair enough. But i didnt make pathetic chuck norris threads. Dont you start on me :mad2:
It's still considered spam.
1)Your favorite fighter
2) Favorite destroyer
3) Help me
4) Help me
etc.
Also,
The reason the GTVA defeated the Shivans in both Great Wars? Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the Shivans in the face.
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Power Rangers rape fanfiction
Oooh! Gimme!
:nervous:
:wakka:
*steps away from open windows*
Google "Agony in Pink". I sure as hell won't link that **** here. You will be traumatized. Don't say I didn't warn you.
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The Lucifer wasn't destroyed by Ursa bombers. It was self-destructed after the Shivans watched a rerun of Walker, Texas Ranger.
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Google "Agony in Pink". I sure as hell won't link that **** here. You will be traumatized. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Shhh!! The Adsense has already gone porn-crazy!
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The vasudan prophecies were wrong.. There was no coming of Great Destroyers..a typo happend. It actualy prophecized A Great Destroyer... Chuck Norris.
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I didn't make such pointless spam threads. I made a few too many threads, fair enough. But i didnt make pathetic chuck norris threads. Dont you start on me :mad2:
It's still considered spam.
1)Your favorite fighter
2) Favorite destroyer
3) Help me
4) Help me
etc.
Also,
The reason the GTVA defeated the Shivans in both Great Wars? Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the Shivans in the face.
Those are legitimated reasons to start threads. There could be better reasons, but they are definitely acceptable. And VC, this thread is no worse than the bumper sticker thread.
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wheres goob or kara when ya need em
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Goob is waiting for me or someone else he doesnt like to say something comprimising so he can bring in his suspension / ban cannon, THEN he'll close the thread.
He likes to 'pick the fruit when its ripe', so to speak. Waits for threads to turn into swearing flamewars, such as this one, where people like myself find them pointless, then someone digs up ANCIENT posts and throws them at my face, then i get p1ssed off, and round and round we go.
Just close the damn thing.
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Chuck Norris beat Aeos Affair on Insane with no shields and by ramming all enemies to death.
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I hate that man. :mad2:
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Goob is waiting for me or someone else he doesnt like to say something comprimising so he can bring in his suspension / ban cannon, THEN he'll close the thread.
He likes to 'pick the fruit when its ripe', so to speak. Waits for threads to turn into swearing flamewars, such as this one, where people like myself find them pointless, then someone digs up ANCIENT posts and throws them at my face, then i get p1ssed off, and round and round we go.
Just close the damn thing.
rofl
ripe fruit is sweet
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I hate that man. :mad2:
Why? I bet it's becouse of all the chuck Norris facts? ;7
A friend of mine knows the guy..Sez he's a nice person.
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wheres goob or kara when ya need em
I don't see any good reason to close the thread other than people who don't like it whining that it should be closed. That always just gives me an attitude of wanting to leave the thread open just to spite them since I hate it when people whine about closing thread just cause they don't like them.
As far as I'm concerned any further whining will be split off and locked. If no one wants a Chuck Norris thread it will die off on its own. If they do, I've got no real objection. It's certainly no dumber than the bumper sticker thread. :)
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I've been popping in and out of this thread for a while, yes, I think Chuck Norris facts are dumb, but that's no reason to lock the thread, though I was mostly watching to see if Cobra and VC would behave.
So, yes, a moderator has been aware of this thread for quite some time, but has seen no reason to lock it simply because other people thought it was silly.
Finally, VC, Goober is merely enforcing the Forum Rules, to be blunt, he does a better job than me, I'm too lenient, it's not actually that Goober is a 'mean' moderator, it's that I'm too easy going as one.
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Just to make sure this thread's hard-won right not to be locked doesn't go to waste:
The Shivans didn't destroy Cappella. Chuck Norris did. And then Chuck Norris destroyed the Shivans.
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Here's some of hte best ones:
# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
# Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
# When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
# Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
# Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
# Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
# Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
# Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
# Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
# Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
# Chuck Norris' pulse is measured on the richter scale.
# Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Chuck Norris."
also when bruce banner gets mad, he turms into the hulk, when the hulk gets mad he turns into chuck norris :lol:
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# What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
# Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
# Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
# There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
# There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.