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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Polpolion on July 06, 2007, 10:30:28 pm
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Post all strange things here.
Okay, so about a year or two ago, I got and IM from someone from California. I knew that was BS and almost immediately could tell that it was either a secret admirer, child molester, or cop. So you know, I just sorta crapped them and pissed her off. It was ridiculous. :nod:
Then this other time, this random guy invited me to a chat room with a bunch of other random people. They started talking, they all knew each other, but I didn't. One of them was emo, so I started making fun of him. Then they all sorta turned on me, but nothing they did really worked. They did the usual, send gay porn links disguised as straight porn links, but an easy right click display url fixes that without visiting the site. None of their insults were good at all. I had an obviously high vocabulary than them, so they were calling me a nerd, and I laughed at them for making fun of me for being smarter than them. etc.
Lastly, whenever someone IMs me and I don't know who they are/can't tell from their profile, I always just BS them and act like I know them. ex "hey charles, how come you didn't wave to me? - I didn't see you. - You saw me and turned away! - Oh. I'm sorry. - *this type of stuff goes on for five more minutes* - Well I gg, cya charles - wait, who are you?...
Any of you have any strange IRC or IM things?
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Waaaay too many things to put here.
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I had a 20 minute conversation with someone on AIM before realizing it was someone I dated two years ago.
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I've posted this before:
[INFO] Channel view for “#hard-light” opened.
-->| YOU (Thomas_) have joined #hard-light
=-= Topic for #hard-light is “Welcome to #Hard-Light, Straightjackets are down the hall to your left, next to the loo, Fire extinguishers are located every five meters, and please, don't feed the shivans.”
=-= Topic for #hard-light was set by Turnsky on 01/03/2007 01:59:27 AM
<Thomas_> hey
<Thomas_> hello?
<Brandx0> Hi
<Axem> hoy
<Thomas_> hi everyone :)
<Thomas_> so
<Thomas_> what is everyone doing?
<Brandx0> Arguing over a page layout =P
<chief1983> :)
<Thomas_> so
<Thomas_> how do i get freespace?
<chief1983> fsoinstaller.com
<Thomas_> ok :)
<chief1983> should have everything you need to get started
<Thomas_> um...
<Thomas_> what are these?
3.6.8 Zeta MediaVPs (optional, includes the 710 patches)
3.6.8 Zeta adveffects (only for those with high-power systems, requires regular MediaVPs, includes 710 patch)
<chief1983> addons created by the Hard-Light community
<Brandx0> updated graphics files
<chief1983> to make it look pretty
<Thomas_> oh
<Thomas_> ok
<chief1983> the stock FS2 graphics are a bit dated these days
<Thomas_> um...
<chief1983> the Media VPs take advantage of the changes that have been made to the game's graphics engine by the Source Code team.
<Thomas_> does this work on linux? It says .exe
<chief1983> get the .jar
<Thomas_> i don't have java :(
<chief1983> and run it with java -jar whatever.jar
<chief1983> or maybe --jar
<chief1983> oh
<chief1983> wine?
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<Thomas_> i don't have wine either. :(
<chief1983> Well, there's currently no easy way to get the files besides one of those, for linux
<Thomas_> oh.
<Thomas_> ok.
<chief1983> You can manually figure out all the files to get
<chief1983> or install java first
<chief1983> I'd do the latter
<Thomas_> ok.
<chief1983> What linux are you using that didn't come with Java?
<chief1983> Gentoo?
<Thomas_> idk
<Thomas_> does FC 6 have Java installed?
<chief1983> It should
<Thomas_> oh
<chief1983> I'm pretty sure it's a default option
<chief1983> you have access to a terminal?
<chief1983> run 'java --version'
<chief1983> and see what it says
<chief1983> or 'which java'
<Thomas_> it wants me to open it with the archive manager.
<chief1983> don't open it
<chief1983> you need to just run it
<chief1983> it is an archive
<chief1983> but you need to run it by hand in the console
<Thomas_> oh
<Thomas_> ok
<chief1983> opening it will just show you the source code files
<chief1983> won't do you much good :)
<chief1983> one more thing, I think you need to have the directory already existing before you run the installer
<chief1983> wherever you're going to install it to
<Thomas_> Failed to load Main-Class manifest attribute from FreeSpaceOpenInstaller.jar
<chief1983> so make a /usr/games/FreeSpace2 or whatever first and you should be good to go
<chief1983> hmm
<chief1983> agaffney
<chief1983> ping
<agaffney> 'sup?
* agaffney pokes chief1983
<chief1983> you recognize that error?
<chief1983> sorry working in the lab
<Thomas_> can i put it in home/Thomas/?
<chief1983> you're the only other person in here I know knows more linux/java than me at the moment
<chief1983> yeah wherever should work
<chief1983> Did you get it workin?
<Thomas_> no
<chief1983> ok
<Thomas_> java -jar FreeSpaceOpenInstaller.jar, right?
<chief1983> I believe so, yes
<chief1983> make sure the console's directory is the directory it's in too
<Thomas_> hey!
<chief1983> if it's in /home/Thomas/Desktop or whatever, make sure you've cd'd to /home/Thomas/Desktop first
<Thomas_> it's working
<chief1983> cool
<Thomas_> Exception in thread "main" java.lang.NoClassDefFoundError: java.util.Scanner
at THFileIO.<init>(THFileIO.java:21)
at FreeSpaceOpenInstaller.main(FreeSpaceOpenInstaller.java:44)
<Thomas_> :(
=-= RK_Lurks is now known as RazorsKiss
<agaffney> chief1983: what error?
<agaffney> ah
<agaffney> wow, that's a worthless error
<chief1983> Failed to load Main-Class manifest attribute from FreeSpaceOpenInstaller.jar
<chief1983> that one
<Thomas_> no
<Thomas_> the second one
<chief1983> got it figured out though
<Thomas_> the first one was fixed
<chief1983> oh
<chief1983> maybe not
<chief1983> yeah
<chief1983> got it now
<chief1983> That next one is probably a job for Turey
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<Turey_> hey
<Axem> speaking of the devil
<chief1983> wtf
<RazorsKiss> speak of the devil
<chief1983> haha
<chief1983> Hey turey
<Thomas_> wow
<Thomas_> that's fast service.
<Thomas_> :)
<chief1983> sure is
<Turey_> huh>?
<chief1983> <Thomas_> Exception in thread "main" java.lang.NoClassDefFoundError: java.util.Scanner
<chief1983> <Thomas_> at THFileIO.<init>(THFileIO.java:21)
<chief1983> <Thomas_> at FreeSpaceOpenInstaller.main(FreeSpaceOpenInstaller.java:44)
<RazorsKiss> [20:54:40] <chief1983> That next one is probably a job for Turey
<Turey_> He doesn't have Java 1.5
<chief1983> any clue what's up with that?
<Thomas_> oh
<chief1983> ah
<Thomas_> yeah
<Thomas_> it said 1.4.2
<chief1983> Ok.
<chief1983> well damn.
<chief1983> wonder what's the easiest way to get 1.5 on FC6
<Thomas_> hmmmm.
<Turey_> well, if that's it...
<Turey_> i was just popping in...
<Turey_> see ya
|<-- Turey_ has left cosmos.esper.net (Quit: Chatzilla 0.9.77 [Firefox 2.0.0.1/2006120418])
<Thomas_> he was nice. :)
<Thomas_> oh, and btw.
<agaffney> heh
<Axem> now let me try
<Axem> turey, i want a cookie
<agaffney> Thomas_: the easiest way to get 1.5 on FC6 is to use another distro :P
<Thomas_> BAH
<Thomas_> Gentoo sucks
<Axem> hmm
<agaffney> Thomas_: eat me :P
<agaffney> and I didn't say Gentoo
<agaffney> just not FC :P
<agaffney> hmm, my 3 key is acting funny on my new keyboard
<agaffney> I have to press on the entire button
<agaffney> not just part of it like I can with the other keys in the number row
<chief1983> haha
<Thomas_> *cough*
[email protected]
[email protected]
:)
=-= YOU are now known as Turey
*NickServ* This nickname is registered and protected. If it is your nickname, type /msg NickServ IDENTIFY password. Otherwise, please choose a different nickname.
<agaffney> wtf?
<agaffney> freak :P
<chief1983> haha
<Axem> where's my cookie
* Turey gives Axem a cookie.
<Axem> yay
<Turey> I just installed Fedora today
<RazorsKiss> l.o.l.
* agaffney gives his condolences
<Turey> and I thought I'd play around with you guys. XD
<chief1983> Ass
<chief1983> This whole ****ing conversation should be bashed
<RazorsKiss> chief, you're very helpful :D
<RazorsKiss> and Turey is mean :P
<Turey> XD
<chief1983> well thanks
<RazorsKiss> burn turey!
<RazorsKiss> pitchforks!
<RazorsKiss> villagers!
<Turey> :)
<FUBAR-BDHR> Forgot the torches
<chief1983> and the scales
<RazorsKiss> implied, in "burn"
<chief1983> to weigh him against a duck
<agaffney> hah
<RazorsKiss> 'and their thatched roof COTTAGES!
<Turey> :)
<RazorsKiss> '
<chief1983> If he's lighter than a duck, he must float
<chief1983> and therefore, be made of wood
<chief1983> making him...
<Turey> A Witch!
<chief1983> Exactly
<Turey> I'm such a bastard.
<agaffney> yes, yes you are
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A person claiming to be Trent Reznor messaged me once. We had a nice conversation. I posted the chatlog on another forum, but I can't find it :(. I also used to impersonate Mr. Reznor in the WinMX chatrooms. It was so funny to watch them argue amongst themselves about whether or not I was really him.
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Go to one of the chan's channels and pose as Chris Hansen. Many lulz should ensue.
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Go to one of the chan's channels and pose as Chris Hansen. Many lulz should ensue.
chan i.e 4chan, 7chan, all those?
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Post all strange things here.
Okay, so about a year or two ago, I got and IM from someone from California. I knew that was BS and almost immediately could tell that it was either a secret admirer, child molester, or cop. So you know, I just sorta crapped them and pissed her off. It was ridiculous. :nod:
Same thing happened to me a couple months back (except she also lives in california :nervous:). Except she looked like she needed some real help. Figuring i got nothing to lose if i never tell her any personal information (which i didn't) I managed to help her out quite a bit and now i beta test all her mods on halo :)
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I just had this conversation:
GcDB25: hey who is this
thesizzzler: wtf?
thesizzzler: why'd you IM me if you didn't know who I am?
GcDB25: cuase i want to find out
thesizzzler: How'd you even have my screen name?
GcDB25: idk
thesizzzler: wow
GcDB25: who r u
thesizzzler: Who are you?
GcDB25: ryan jenkins
thesizzzler: I have never heard of you
thesizzzler: ever
GcDB25: who r u then
thesizzzler: I've heard the name jenkins somewhere, though
thesizzzler: I just can't remember where
thesizzzler: hm
GcDB25: who the hell r u
thesizzzler: maybe I'll google your name... That should give me some clues.
GcDB25: no you dumb ass
thesizzzler: Hmm... (link to http://www.btinternet.com/~markjdaniels/)
GcDB25: haha
GcDB25: funny
thesizzzler: also interesting (link to http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1546074/)
GcDB25: not funnt
GcDB25: funny
thesizzzler: You seem to be in NY (link to http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=122939323)
thesizzzler: Your a cyclist? (link to http://www.gastoncountycyclists.com/FunStuff/Ryan_Jenkins_wins_Bridge.htm)
GcDB25 signed off at 6:00:02 PM.
I won. Of course, I could have won more. It said his name in his pro, but I wasn't quite sure. IT would have been better to just google it first.
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ha ha ha. Thats the perfect way to get rid of losers like that.
apparently on his myspace he is the "Flyweight champion of the world" too. you missed that one. :D
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Go to one of the chan's channels and pose as Chris Hansen. Many lulz should ensue.
chan i.e 4chan, 7chan, all those?
Pretty much yeah.
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If phone calls count I had a weird phone call today.
<Me> Hello.
<Other Person> Hello.
<Me> Yes?
<Other Person> Do you have it?
<Me> Sorry?
<Other Person> C'mon man, do you have it?
<Me> I have no idea what you're talking about...
<Other Person> Wait. You're not Mark?
<Me> ... Uh no.
<Other Person> Oh.
<Me> -silence-
<Other Person> -silence-
<Me> -impatient- Wrong number?
<Other Person> Huh? Oh. Yeah, wrong number, sorry. -Doesn't hang up-
<Me> -Slams the phone down-
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:lol:
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In which the Ryan Jenkins conversation is chronicled.
Lol, idiot.
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[21:03:35] <Turambar> i think we should switch our channel name to random X-Wing book one-liners
[21:04:06] <Turambar> like
[21:04:21] <Turambar> "pretty. what do we blow up first?'
[21:04:43] <Turambar> or
[21:04:56] |<-- Turambar has left cosmos.esper.net (Ping timeout)
And thus, Turambar's next comment was lost to the ether.
And there was much rejoicing.
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my internets are acting weird.
i will need to restart.
the next quote was a Kell Tainer
"I don't have to blow up everything i see, I just like to."
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The following happened on <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Savage:_The_Battle_for_Newerth" >Savage[/url].
People involved:
BigWinner
Stormkeeper(me)
Wuff (My clan member)
Wuff killed BigWinner with a Lightning.
Wuff's skill is unmatched! (Happens when you get 20 kills in a row.)
BigWinner: WTF! GET SOME SKILLS NOOB STOP CAMPING!
Wuff: You'd say that to a girl? Really?
BigWinner: Yeah right. Sif you're a girl. You must be gay.
Stormkeeper: She is you know. I have her pics, plus her e-mail.
BigWinner: lol you must be his gay partner then.
BigWinner: Wait, wuff is really a girl?
Stormkeeper: Yes!
Wuff: Yeah.
BigWinner: Can I have your pics?
BigWinner: E-mail?
BigWinner: Sorry for yelling at you.
Stormkeeper killed BigWinner with a Rabid
Stormkeeper honors his tribe with 5 kills!
BigWinner: WTF I WAS TYPING!!!
Stormkeeper: Too bad. Don't do it in the field.
BigWinner: So Wuff can I have your pics pls? Pls wuff?
Wuff: No.
BigWinner: but why?
Stormkeeper killed BigWinner with a Rabid.
BigWinner: WTF!!
Stormkeeper: Hey you saw me coming this time. Not my fault your a horny 10-yr old.
BigWinner: WTF I'M NOT 10!
Stormkeeper: Then leave wuff alone. She ain't gonna give you her pics.
BigWinner: Wuff can i have you pics pls?
Wuff: No, i won't.
BigWinner: But why? How come stormkeeper has it then?
Wuff: Cuz he's my bf.
BigWinner: WTF??? WHY?
Wuff: Cuz he's good at savage.
BigWinner: I'M SO ****ING BETTER I'LL SHOW YOU!!
Wuff: Go ahead. if you can i'll send you my pics.
-4 mins later-
Stormkeeper killed BigWinner with a Rabid.
Stormkeeper: Lol.
BigWinner: WTF STOP HACKING GET SKILLS NOOB!
Stormkeeper: Dude you didn't even block.
-3 mins later-
Stormkeeper killed BigWinner with a Predator claws
BigWinner: STOP HACKING!!!!1
Stormkeeper: Uh. I leaped at you. You saw me coming.
-5 mins later-
Stormkeeper killed BigWinner with a Rabid
Stormkeeper: Dude you suck.
Stormkeeper: I leaped right AT you, and i 3 hit killed you.
BigWinner left the game.
Not sure it counts as strange, but its good for lulz.
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:lol:
It is very funny, but it is such a huge cliche that I doubt it happened.
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We have a daily flood of newbies on Savage. I don't know why. Maybe cuz its a free game.
Most think they're instant pros cause they can shoot well in CS. They don't get that melee figures a lot in Savage. Hence the reason i managed to rip up the newbie countless times. Blocking is a major factor in staying alive in Savage which this newbie obviously didn't get.
I'll record next time i have a newbie encounter, so you guys can watch the video.
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*downloads savage*
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:lol:
It is very funny, but it is such a huge cliche that I doubt it happened.
:lol:
I do not doubt it happened. I've seen a million clones of "BigWinner" on Halo.
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Heh. I'll be damned if I know why so many people do that lol. Its like, they're so amazed to find a girl playing video games.
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:lol: That's pretty good.
Wuff: Cuz he's my bf.
BigWinner: WTF??? WHY?
Wuff: Cuz he's good at savage.
:lol: That was the best line of the lot. :D I loved the way he thought that being good at Savage actually had any relevance. :D
*downloads savage*
I don't know if the deal with pictures applies to you. :p
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:lol: That's pretty good.
Wuff: Cuz he's my bf.
BigWinner: WTF??? WHY?
Wuff: Cuz he's good at savage.
:lol: That was the best line of the lot. :D I loved the way he thought that being good at Savage actually had any relevance. :D
Its a joke between the two of us. For a few weeks after we met, the only way I noticed she was in game was that I killed her or she killed me, leading to occurances like:
Stormkeeper killed Wuff with a Coil Rifle.
Stormkeeper: o_O Hi Wuff!
Wuff: ... I've never been told hi by a boy moments after he kills me.
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I don't know if the deal with pictures applies to you. :p
?? :confused: "deal with pictures" ?
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He means he doubts that you're a BigWinner XD
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From xfire, the pain in the butt noob in COD xfires me after I grill him the a server. This conversation was quite interesting. :p
I'm fusion btw.
ciL''soX: dude
BoW>>Fusion: noob?
ciL''soX: do you really think i care if you think sin hacks?
ciL''soX: its no my prob
ciL''soX: and when you call me a noob
ciL''soX: i laugh
BoW>>Fusion: do you think I care what a noob like you thinks?
ciL''soX: lmao!!!
ciL''soX: o f**k
ciL''soX: im a noob
ciL''soX: damnit
ciL''soX: im gunna go cry
ciL''soX: ****KKKK
BoW>>Fusion: good
ciL''soX: lmao
ciL''soX: thats so funny
ciL''soX: how old are you son?
BoW>>Fusion: cool
ciL''soX: ??
BoW>>Fusion: older than you, I casn tell rofl
ciL''soX: how old?
BoW>>Fusion: 19 bud
ciL''soX: lets here it
ciL''soX: haha
ciL''soX: theres your prob
ciL''soX: your 19 and your still playing CoD
ciL''soX: whens the last time you got pussy?
ciL''soX: never
ciL''soX: ok
ciL''soX: thanks
ciL''soX: goodbye
BoW>>Fusion: ty for the convo
ciL''soX: lmao
ciL''soX: you suck at life
ciL''soX: go kilyourself
ciL''soX: you will never be anything but a comp nerd
BoW>>Fusion: brains are really hard to come by in todays youth, dora got them
ciL''soX: haha
ciL''soX: i just wanna have fun
BoW>>Fusion: cool
ciL''soX: you should really killyourself
ciL''soX: you 19!
ciL''soX: and you play comp games
BoW>>Fusion: 13 or 14?
ciL''soX: 16
ciL''soX: but i dont have a car yet
BoW>>Fusion: rofl
ciL''soX: so thats why im on this game
BoW>>Fusion: no job either?
ciL''soX: the day i get a car
ciL''soX: yeah ihave a job
BoW>>Fusion: well if you act half of what you act here, you will get fired rofl
ciL''soX: haha
ciL''soX: GOOD!
ciL''soX: lmao
ciL''soX: all that matters is your 19
ciL''soX: and you play CoD
ciL''soX: and you hack
BoW>>Fusion: rofl
ciL''soX: and dont act like you dont
ciL''soX: dude
ciL''soX: really
ciL''soX: com eon
ciL''soX: you hack
ciL''soX: its cool
ciL''soX: really
BoW>>Fusion: if I hack it just means I'm smart enough to get by without getting caught lol
ciL''soX: i dont care
ciL''soX: dude
ciL''soX: really
ciL''soX: everyone knows you hack
ciL''soX: its cool
BoW>>Fusion: good then, thats why I'm banned from every server, wait, nope
ciL''soX: what servers?
BoW>>Fusion: AM, greenies and DD
BoW>>Fusion: only ones
ciL''soX: DD blows
ciL''soX: f**k them
ciL''soX: greenie
ciL''soX: i hate her
ciL''soX: AM....i feel bad for them
ciL''soX: they wast there money on a server
BoW>>Fusion: you know if you keep talking like an adult on a pre-fully formed brain, it can cause stupid
ciL''soX: haha
ciL''soX: good one
ciL''soX: i do not care what anyone in this world thinks of me
ciL''soX: i really dont
ciL''soX: i cannot get that into anyone head
BoW>>Fusion: also noting that 80% or so of your responses are lol or haha you aren't smart enough to argue with lol
ciL''soX: that i just dont give a f**k about them
ciL''soX: your sure 80%
ciL''soX: hmm
ciL''soX: lets see
ciL''soX: i dont think so
BoW>>Fusion: well it's kind of split, about 30% are haha and lol the other are curses lol
ciL''soX: nah
ciL''soX: i dont think so
BoW>>Fusion: I'm actually sirprised you ahven't said get good yet, so I'll give you that bit of credit
ciL''soX: haha
ciL''soX: get good is gayyyyy
ciL''soX: wow
ciL''soX: haha ok dude well your funny
ciL''soX: i kinda like you
ciL''soX: your cool
ciL''soX: haha
BoW>>Fusion: and your still stupid
BoW>>Fusion: hahga
ciL''soX: and again
ciL''soX: i dont care
ciL''soX: lmao
BoW>>Fusion: thats good, it means you msut hear it alot
ciL''soX: haha
ciL''soX: your right i dont make good grade
ciL''soX: s
ciL''soX: ?
ciL''soX: big deal
ciL''soX: i know what your gunna say
ciL''soX: go ahead though
BoW>>Fusion: not there is two kinds of stupid, bad at school/mentally inept, or jsut no plain common sense/normal stupid
ciL''soX: ok
ciL''soX: ?
ciL''soX: anyway
ciL''soX: lets just drop it
ciL''soX: we are never gunna give up
ciL''soX: so
ciL''soX: yeah
BoW>>Fusion: nah, I'm actually getting interested in this convesation
ciL''soX: im not
ciL''soX: haha
ciL''soX: this is boring
ciL''soX: you think your so smart
ciL''soX: and it is just annoying as f**k
BoW>>Fusion: rofl
BoW>>Fusion: why is it anoying?
ciL''soX: becuz i hate ppl that think there smart
ciL''soX: and they just sound like a faggit
ciL''soX: haha
BoW>>Fusion: And I hate people who don't care if they act stupid
ciL''soX: and the worst thing about it
ciL''soX: is that you have 2 call me a NOOB and try and hurt my feelings
ciL''soX: lmao
BoW>>Fusion: lol see thats where you are mistaken, I'm not trying to hurt your feelings lol
ciL''soX: Noob is the dumbest f***ing word ever said
ciL''soX: or typed
ciL''soX: becuz wow
ciL''soX: im done
ciL''soX: bye
BoW>>Fusion: ok
BoW>>Fusion: nice talking with you
ciL''soX: go die
ciL''soX: bye
BoW>>Fusion: lol
<This user is now offline>
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Lulz. What a noob.
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I am going to save all of these :nervous:.
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On pardus.at:
Xavier Stoic hugs Talia.
Talia sits down, drinking her drink, staring bored at a wall...
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That last chat actually reminds me of a real conversation I had with a friendly drunk at the gas station. He basically started calling me jerk and many other names and that I should die. I asked him why, cause I didnt say anything to him. Then he started laughing and offered to stab me for my troubles... What a nice fellow. Thankfully the drunk didn't realise there was a cop car outside, so I obliged to step outside for him to perform the task. The cops quickly took him away. Don't think he had a knife though... :blah:
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sucker!!!!