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Title: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: redsniper on July 11, 2007, 01:30:25 am
http://itssweetyoulllikeit.ytmnd.com/
:nervous:
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: blackhole on July 11, 2007, 01:55:31 am
Fun with voice actors :lol:
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: S-99 on July 11, 2007, 03:14:19 am
Lol, now i know the significance of that commercial years after seeing it. What other voice jobs and acting did he do besides that commercial and fs2? He did an absolutely great job in fs2 though.
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: colecampbell666 on July 11, 2007, 09:29:18 am
That reminds me... (http://fanficofthelegendary.ytmnd.com/)
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: TrashMan on July 11, 2007, 10:42:47 am
Lol, now i know the significance of that commercial years after seeing it. What other voice jobs and acting did he do besides that commercial and fs2? He did an absolutely great job in fs2 though.

Independance Day (US General) and severla other movies..I cna't recall their names ATM...but they were decent flicks..
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: Flipside on July 11, 2007, 11:18:59 am
That reminds me... (http://fanficofthelegendary.ytmnd.com/)

I do the odd typo, but it's usually because I can't be bothered to edit my post, but that's just.....painful, I want to find out who wrote that so I can sue for the 100 odd IQ points I lost while trying to read it.
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: Sir T on July 11, 2007, 09:04:01 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Loggia

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005162/
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: haloboy100 on July 11, 2007, 10:05:59 pm
http://itssweetyoulllikeit.ytmnd.com/
:nervous:

is it supposed to be 1-3 FPS?
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: S-99 on July 12, 2007, 02:42:30 am
Yeah because it's an animated gif.
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: colecampbell666 on July 12, 2007, 08:42:23 am
That reminds me... (http://fanficofthelegendary.ytmnd.com/)

I do the odd typo, but it's usually because I can't be bothered to edit my post, but that's just.....painful, I want to find out who wrote that so I can sue for the 100 odd IQ points I lost while trying to read it.

It's not just typos
Quote from: unknown
space tv...
Quote from: unknown
everything got all wet and messy and lightningy...

It sounds like it was written by a 3 year old.
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: Vasudan Commander on July 13, 2007, 10:25:43 am
http://itssweetyoulllikeit.ytmnd.com/
:nervous:

Minute Maid Orange Juice; Its what they serve in the mess halls of the GTD Aquataine, so all the pilots have the energy and calcium C to kill shivans!  :lol:

Somehow i actually pictured Petrach to look something like that.

How bout ol Petrach in Family Guy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10Xqa35ejcA
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: haloboy100 on July 13, 2007, 03:35:47 pm
Somehow i actually pictured Petrach to look something like that.

Ditto.
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: Snail on July 13, 2007, 03:39:23 pm
I already had an image of what Loggia looked like from Independance Day so yeah.
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: Vasudan Commander on July 13, 2007, 10:03:21 pm
I already had an image of what Loggia looked like from Independance Day so yeah.

LOL i watched that movie ages ago, had no clue it was ol grandpa Petrach. Quite a fitting role, I think he suits well as a military man. Also played a gangster boss from Scarface and i had no clue about that either, even though Scarface is one of my favourite movies. (He played Frank Lopez, Tony's 'boss')
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: Stormkeeper on July 16, 2007, 12:58:46 am
I had no idea that was petrach in Independence Day. Seriously. Time to watch re-runs.
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: Vasudan Commander on July 16, 2007, 03:18:42 am
I had no idea that was petrach in Independence Day. Seriously. Time to watch re-runs.

LOL he must have something against aliens. Does a movie about killin aliens, does voice for a game about killin aliens. (Or more like aliens killin us)

"Get on the wire to every squadron around the world. Tell em how to bring those sons of *****es down!"


Robbert Loggia was the best actor in that entire movie. All the others were crap.
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: Stormkeeper on July 16, 2007, 03:20:39 am
LOL he must have something against aliens. Does a movie about killin aliens, does voice for a game about killin aliens. (Or more like aliens killin us)

"Get on the wire to every squadron around the world. Tell em how to bring those sons of *****es down!"


Robbert Loggia was the best actor in that entire movie. All the others were crap.

There fore, if there is an FES3, there will be a line that sez "Comm, get the message to every destroyer in the galaxy! Tell 'em how to bring those son of *****es down!"
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: Vasudan Commander on July 16, 2007, 06:06:05 am
LOL he must have something against aliens. Does a movie about killin aliens, does voice for a game about killin aliens. (Or more like aliens killin us)

"Get on the wire to every squadron around the world. Tell em how to bring those sons of *****es down!"


Robbert Loggia was the best actor in that entire movie. All the others were crap.

There fore, if there is an FES3, there will be a line that sez "Comm, get the message to every destroyer in the galaxy! Tell 'em how to bring those son of *****es down!"

I was abducted by Shivans 10 years ago ! They've been studying us, finding out our weaknesses! We've gotta stop em! They probed me!



*Flies his perseus into a Sathanas' main powered up supernova cannon*

Hello boys, im baaaaaaaaaaack!

*Sathanas blows up, all other sathanas' are caught in explosion*  :arrr:
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: haloboy100 on July 16, 2007, 09:28:36 am
the pilot wasn't robert loggia...
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: Colonol Dekker on July 16, 2007, 11:30:41 am
On a similar note, i still can't believe that Bosch was the head of OCP in Robocop. It just boggles my mind :eek2:
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: Stormkeeper on July 16, 2007, 11:43:11 am
On a similar note, i still can't believe that Bosch was the head of OCP in Robocop. It just boggles my mind :eek2:

****ting me, are you?
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: Vasudan Commander on July 16, 2007, 01:03:57 pm
On a similar note, i still can't believe that Bosch was the head of OCP in Robocop. It just boggles my mind :eek2:

****ting me, are you?

actually he isn't.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronny_Cox

Thats "Aken Bosch" right there. Check the filmography.
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: haloboy100 on July 16, 2007, 03:15:33 pm
and  this  (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0289708/) is freespace voice casting.
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: Getter Robo G on July 16, 2007, 04:10:25 pm
Don't forget ROBOCOP alumni Kurtwood Smith! Now if they could have only gotten Petter Weller to do something we would have had the ROBOCOP Trifecta!

Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: Goober5000 on July 16, 2007, 08:30:41 pm
"Because of your calcium, sweetness, and tastiness, you are duly awarded the rank of New Minute Maid Orange Tangerine."

What? :nervous: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZIzRqDOSZo&NR=1)
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: Vasudan Commander on July 19, 2007, 03:42:26 pm
Riiiiiiiiight. :wtf:

Anyway, I tried some of this minute-maid OJ. It's actually pretty nice. Thanks admiral ! ;)
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: haloboy100 on July 19, 2007, 04:16:19 pm
...i'm drinking it right now  :blah:
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: Hades on July 19, 2007, 04:22:20 pm
Iv had it.Its good. ;) And we have to listen to our Admiral. ;) :D
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: TrashMan on July 19, 2007, 04:47:01 pm
YES...insobordianation is grounds for courat marshall! :nod:
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: haloboy100 on July 19, 2007, 04:48:24 pm
i still prefer bush beer over minute maid :p
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: Snail on July 19, 2007, 05:00:34 pm
lol

GTVA - Minute Maid Orange Juice
NTF - Bush/Bosch Beer

No wonder everyone defected.
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: Snail on July 19, 2007, 05:04:14 pm
And Bosch was not the Leader......Bush was. :lol:

NO frikken WAY.

You wouldn't dare insult Bosch.
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: Hades on July 19, 2007, 05:05:35 pm
Stop eating my damn posts. :lol: it was a joke also.Bush was incharge of Suidsiding The NTF while bosh wass Going to the Shivans. :lol:
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: Snail on July 19, 2007, 05:07:19 pm
What the heck is wrong with your posts, man? Post a thread in the Support forum. :wtf:
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: Mustang19 on July 19, 2007, 05:11:52 pm
Iv had it.Its good. ;) And we have to listen to our Admiral. ;) :D

If you look at it that way, it's a bizarre video-game tie-in. And it will not be the last.

Imagine Jascon Scott in the cockpit of a Herc II... "My invincibility SEXPs protect me, but for everyone else there's Trojans!"
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: Game_Master64 on July 19, 2007, 07:18:32 pm
to far man, to far
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: Stormkeeper on July 19, 2007, 09:41:58 pm
 :wtf:

My posts disappeared.

I should've defected to the NTF. Beer > Orange Juice.
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: Goober5000 on July 19, 2007, 10:21:30 pm
GTVA - Minute Maid Orange Juice Tangerine
NTF - Bush/Bosch Beer

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!! :wakka:

That has to be made into a HLP meme. :D
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: Hades on July 19, 2007, 11:36:44 pm
meme  :wtf:? ;)
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: Stormkeeper on July 20, 2007, 01:34:42 am
GTVA - Minute Maid Orange Juice
NTF - Bush/Bosch Beer

Siggified.  :D
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: Vasudan Commander on July 20, 2007, 04:04:19 am
Yea, i noticed in Bosch's monologues he sounded kinda drunk.

No wonder they lost. NTF was being led by an alcoholic, while Petrach and the GTVA was hyped up on sugary OJ !!  :lol:
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: Stormkeeper on July 20, 2007, 04:10:19 am
Yea, i noticed in Bosch's monologues he sounded kinda drunk.

No wonder they lost. NTF was being led by an alcoholic, while Petrach and the GTVA Aquataine's crew and pilots were hyped up on sugary OJ !!  :lol:

Fixed.
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: TrashMan on July 20, 2007, 04:28:31 am
Yea, i noticed in Bosch's monologues he sounded kinda drunk.

No wonder they lost. NTF was being led by an alcoholic, while Petrach and the GTVA was hyped up on sugary OJ !!  :lol:

Don't forget, full of vitamins and calcium! They were like, enhanced super-admirals....

*Super Admiral and Commodore Boy, AWAAAAAY!"
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: S-99 on July 20, 2007, 05:18:31 am
Speaking of super enhanced admirals. No joke on that. Man, if you don't take your vitamins, you'll feel like one piece of ****. Vitamins really do make you feel great and perform better. Drink that minute maid. I think bosch does, and the rest of command doesn't. Vitamin deficient underperforming mistake making dummies versus on his vitamins smart ass bosch. I mean bosch knew that he had something going on when he discovered this 370 year old juice recipe from earth. Bosch did miss earth and want to re-establish contact, so he looked in his vintage 1999 refrigerator family heirloom kept in the family. Most people get like grandma or grandpa's rings for family heirlooms or something. Bosch thought he was ****ed with this refrigerator dealie, but kept in the cold in the vacuum of space, he brought it inside a cargo ship and opened it up, and found 2 frozen cans of minute maid. First he followed the instructions like any other wingman under A1's command. First he opened the can, mixed it with all the right amount of water, and mixed it in exactly one minute (without OJ you're just as dumb and naive as A1's wingmates, i mean, he could have like mixed it in like 2 or 3 minutes since he didn't think of thawing the can of OJ mix first).

He said, "F*** damn that was great!", he was instantly a lot smarter and rose in rank due to this. He completely  noticed that he was unlike any other terran or even any vasudan out there. Bosch then had an epiphany, he should try the new MINUTE MAID TANGERINE WITH CALCIUM. That is when he said, "F*** damn that was great, F*** coffee!". Bosch then became a hot head being revitalized with tasty sweet minute maid tangerine juice. He had his vitamins, he had energy, and with that calcium, he was regularly having and surviving bloody brawls with vasudans of which he slowly started a winning streak.

Then this is when bosch got even smarter synthesizing the minute tangerine with calcium recipe molecule for molecule. He kept drinking this **** everyday. Started researching ancient ruins, manipulating command, manipulating people. He started his own projects that stealthily grew into the ntf (which he never let have a drop of minute maid to keep them dumb so they wouldn't figure out what bosch was really up to). He used those poor ntf suckers to do all his ****, then he found the knossos portal at last, and built etac in a second due to minute maid tangerine. Activated the knossos, and sent his ntf flunkies through the node first.

The rest is history, bosch makes contact with the shivans and lets all the ntf **** off in gtva cells now. So really, the real culprit is minute maid tangerine. Everyones been cut off from earth so they don't get that **** anymore. Except bosch with the heirloom fridge.

And this is why the gtva is stupid and how bosch outsmarted them. For all we know with bosch successfully synthesizing the minute maid tangerine recipe. He's either going to **** the shivans over, or give them the juice too :eek:

Vitmain defficiency doesn't do anybody good ;) ...it certainly didn't for the gtva, vasudans, and bosch's ntf floozies.
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: Mathwiz6 on July 20, 2007, 08:49:28 pm
meme  :wtf:? ;)
A meme is a term coined, IIRC, by Richard Dawkins, in his book The Selfish Gene. It refers to a behaviour that propagates like a virus, i.e. has no purpose, but is passed on.

So, we'll all be saying that in a bit, like Bosch Beer, the Coke Machine, etc.
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: Vasudan Commander on July 21, 2007, 12:50:31 am
Drink Bosch Beer all night, then wake up with a hangover and have some MM OJ with deep fried shivans. :lol:

hmm......i wonder if Vasudans are meat-eaters....
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: Stormkeeper on July 21, 2007, 11:27:49 pm
Drink Minute Maid Orange Juice with Calcium.

Your Admiral drinks it, and so should you!
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: Hades on July 21, 2007, 11:39:23 pm
Drink Minute Maid Orange Juice with Calcium.

Your Admiral drinks it, and so should you!

 :lol: Im going to drink some now. <.<  >.>  :nervous:
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: Vasudan Commander on July 22, 2007, 04:44:01 am
Bosch drank beer, got owned.
GTVA drunk MM OJ , owned NTF, got owned by Shivans.
Shivans drunk V and Red Bull, owned everyone.  :D
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: karajorma on July 22, 2007, 05:08:03 am
A meme is a term coined, IIRC, by Richard Dawkins, in his book The Selfish Gene. It refers to a behaviour that propagates like a virus, i.e. has no purpose, but is passed on.

Not quite. It refers to any idea which can be passed on, including useful ones. Of course you only notice a meme when it spreads rapidly for no real reason.
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: colecampbell666 on July 22, 2007, 08:31:29 am
Drink Bosch Beer all night, then wake up with a hangover and have some MM OJ with deep fried shivans. :lol:

hmm......i wonder if Vasudans are meat-eaters....

You should know...

Bosch drank beer, got owned.
GTVA drunk MM OJ , owned NTF, got owned by Shivans.
Shivans drunk V and Red Bull, owned everyone.  :D

:wakka:

BTW this smiley should be changed from(wakka) to (rofl).
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: TrashMan on July 22, 2007, 09:20:11 am
I drink 100% pure rocket fuel ;7 ;7

I OWNZ U!
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: colecampbell666 on July 22, 2007, 09:26:55 am
I drink 200% pure rocket fuel

I OWNZ U TrashMan and U!
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: TrashMan on July 22, 2007, 09:38:26 am
Oh yeah? Well I drink a cocktail of plasma and meson particles with 3 cubes of U235 to cool it off a bit. ;7

TOTAL OWNAGE! too bad I won't survive drinking it tough...
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: colecampbell666 on July 22, 2007, 11:47:17 am
Hah! I drink cyanide for chasers!

UBER TOTAL OWNAGE!
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: Snail on July 22, 2007, 12:12:53 pm
I drink water.
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: haloboy100 on July 22, 2007, 12:33:46 pm
*Haloboy100 pours salt in snail's drinking water*
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: Snail on July 22, 2007, 01:31:38 pm
You're all idiots.

'specially you, Haloboy! ;)
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: haloboy100 on July 22, 2007, 01:42:00 pm
:wakka:#7
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: Goober5000 on July 22, 2007, 01:43:12 pm
Enough with the spam, people...
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: Hades on July 22, 2007, 02:03:00 pm
Yes, we can not stop spaming for 1 second. ;)
Title: Re: Petrarch Promotes Orange Juice
Post by: Snail on July 22, 2007, 02:12:53 pm
Yes, we can not stop spaming for 1 second. ;)

Yeah, we can't.

Close the thread.