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General FreeSpace => FreeSpace Discussion => Topic started by: Locutus of Borg on July 18, 2007, 12:44:24 am
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Hello Tourist (scum)
Due to recent damage caused by the Shivans, we're forced to sell Ross 128, but don't worry! It will be re opened soon either as Albertsons 128 or Sears 128.
We have been bankrupted due to a massive explosion in the Space Station Aisle (aisle 3) and we couldn't get a janitor (with a mop) to clean it up because the Shivans were killing all our Janitors (we lost 100 brave souls :( )
Thankfuly, security convinced the Shivans to go to the checkout line, where they had to do self checkout!!!
Damn shivans didn't see it coming, three hours at self check out hahahaha!
So come down to Albertsons/Sears 128 when it opens!
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Wal-Mart 128. ;)
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lol
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There are to many damn Wal-Marts.What about Target 128?Or Home-Depot 128?
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Welcome to [insert name here] 128. We have not opened quite yet, but the following items will be available as soon as we DO open:
-Armor Plates
-Subspace Drives
-Large Metal Sheets
-Really Freakin' Large Metal Sheets
-Do-It-Yourself Shivan Comm. Node Kit
-Paint
-Paint Removal Kit
-Subach HL-7s
-Shivan Invasions*
-Bigger Shivan Invasions*
-Miniature Orion (minature fighters included)
-Microscopic Space Fleet (in a ziplock bag)
-Headz
-Toy Shivan Beam (batteries not included)
-Bomber Maintenance Tools
-More Headz
-Model Ship Packs (5000 pieces each)
-A Deimos.
Warning: Please do not attempt to activate outside of a sealed room. Please have safety goggles, gloves, armoring, heavy weaponry, and lunchbags on at all times. Results may vary. Consult a local military captain for more details about this product.
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Hey i know a name...Wal-Mart 128. ;) It sounds so much like a Fs Wal-Mart ad. :lol: ;)
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Wow. For a minute there I thought this was a six-year-old bumped thread about the Ross 128 (http://web.archive.org/web/20010516004307/http://ross128.telefragged.com/) that used to be hosted at Telefragged.
Nevertheless, this is spam, so... closed.