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General FreeSpace => FreeSpace Discussion => Topic started by: Locutus of Borg on July 25, 2007, 09:50:27 pm
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WELCOME:
Welcome to Wal Mart 128 (previously known as Ross 128)
We;re NOW OPEN FOR BUSINESS!!!
Buy all Terran debris at low low prices! Apollo Class Shuttle engine now only 60 credits!! Photo of Terran aboard space station pissin' his pants; brought down to 5 credits!!!
COURT CASE:
One million female Terran and Vasudan workers have filed a class action against us for underpaying them and abusing them. Apparently, trying to kill their families is 'wrong'. We at Wal Mart 128 take pride in our Shivan heritage and that includes honor and we'd never do such a thing.
VASUDA PRIME:
Wal Mart has had ot pay 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 to Sol because an employee lost control of his new Lucifer (class SD) and ended up destroying a (puny) planet. In response this employee is going to Earth to renew his license.
SOL DISASTER:
The Wal Mart employee is now suing the GTA for sending out 'puny little bombers' and attacking his car. Alpha 1 and the employee exchanged insurances on the other side of the node and the crew of the GTD Bastion will be brought in for questioning. (Yes we know what happened on the Sol side of the node after it collapsed ITSELF)
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You fail at Internetz.
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Silly but it's spam. So locked.
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You know, Locutus, a very high percentage of your posts are spam. Not friendly, off-the-cuff spam or discussion, but stupid, annoying spam such as this. That classifies you as a member whom this forum would be better off without.
So, consider this a warning. Stop spamming, and stop posting idiotic topics like this. Start contributing, or at the very least start acting as a part of the community. Otherwise you will be banned.