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Title: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: Ashrak on October 14, 2007, 01:20:46 pm
well ?
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: Flipside on October 14, 2007, 01:21:58 pm
'Get off my Grave'.
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: Jeff Vader on October 14, 2007, 01:24:40 pm
'Best before [date of death]'.
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: Ashrak on October 14, 2007, 01:45:52 pm
id go with


"immortal on the quantum level"
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: WeatherOp on October 14, 2007, 02:02:31 pm
"His death was not due to his own stupidity"

or

"HA you just spent thousands of dollars to put in a hole"
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: TrashMan on October 14, 2007, 02:24:39 pm
Quote
'Get off my Grave'.

'Best before [date of death]'.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


How about:

"I'm watching you.... :nervous:"

"Void of any content"

"It's full of stars!....NOT!"
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: Flipside on October 14, 2007, 02:49:38 pm
How about this?

[attachment deleted by ninja]
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: Hades on October 14, 2007, 02:50:44 pm
How about, I wouldn't set foot on my grave if I was you...
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: Flipside on October 14, 2007, 02:57:20 pm
I'm on a roll now....




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Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: BloodEagle on October 14, 2007, 03:52:45 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/GenoStar/tombstone1.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/GenoStar/tombstone2.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/GenoStar/tombstone3.jpg)
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: Mobius on October 14, 2007, 03:56:59 pm
"Abandoned by his parents, abandoned by God, abandoned by his country"

Uh-huh...it's the first thing that came in my mind  :nervous:
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: DeepSpace9er on October 14, 2007, 05:17:19 pm
If this grave's a-rockin dont come a-knockin
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: colecampbell666 on October 14, 2007, 05:24:49 pm
"Your ad here"
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: Agent_Koopa on October 14, 2007, 05:42:20 pm
(http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/1918/tombstoneap4.png)
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: Cobra on October 14, 2007, 05:47:57 pm
"****, there's no Freespace here." :nervous:
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: achtung on October 14, 2007, 05:50:47 pm
"Hey bud, you're not too far behind me.  :)"

or

"I guarantee it."
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: karajorma on October 14, 2007, 06:21:58 pm
"I wanted to be cremated dammit!"
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: Herra Tohtori on October 14, 2007, 06:45:57 pm
This space for rent.

...of course you do know that graveyards are re-cycled every few hundred years? Your grave place is nothing more than a rented space. Unless you do something really spectacular in your life.
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: Nuke on October 14, 2007, 07:22:35 pm
i dont want a tombstone, im all for the good ol fashond funeral pyre. bonfires are cool, and rather than everyone being all sad and **** they can make smores. but if i did have a tomb stone it would be full of profanity :D
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: Hades on October 14, 2007, 07:44:34 pm
Quote from: Nuke on October 14, 2007, 07:22:35 pm
i dont want a tombstone, im all for the good ol fashond funeral pyre. bonfires are cool, and rather than everyone being all sad and **** they can make smores. but if i did have a tomb stone it would be full of profanity :D

I expected as much. ;)
I want mine to say "Derek Smart is a asshole" or "Freespace 3 is a mith" or "Don't ****ing rob my grave or il eat your brains!".
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: BloodEagle on October 14, 2007, 10:44:54 pm
"What's the worst that could happen?"
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: Kosh on October 15, 2007, 12:35:47 am
I don't know about you guys, but I plan on living forever.
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: Cobra on October 15, 2007, 01:09:23 am
Being serious now...

"Time is a companion who goes with us on the journey and reminds us to cherish every moment, because it will never come again. What we leave behind is not as important as how we've lived."
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: Jeff Vader on October 15, 2007, 01:58:29 am
'Don't... eat... the gazpacho'
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: karajorma on October 15, 2007, 02:03:06 am
Quote from: Cobra on October 15, 2007, 01:09:23 am
Being serious now...

Who says I wasn't being serious? I've already told my family that if I go first they'd better bury me to the tune of Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls"!
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: Mefustae on October 15, 2007, 02:08:25 am
Quote from: karajorma on October 15, 2007, 02:03:06 am
Who says I wasn't being serious? I've already told my family that if I go first they'd better bury me to the tune of Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls"!
That's nothing. I've already arranged for "See you later, Alligator" to be played at my funeral.
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: karajorma on October 15, 2007, 02:12:42 am
:D I would have picked that or Another One Bites The Dust but I've heard of both of those being used and I'd rather be original. :)
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: Kosh on October 15, 2007, 02:44:49 am
Quote from: Cobra on October 15, 2007, 01:09:23 am
Being serious now...

"Time is a companion who goes with us on the journey and reminds us to cherish every moment, because it will never come again. What we leave behind is not as important as how we've lived."


I was being serious. I hope to have no need of a tombstone or something related to it.
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: Herra Tohtori on October 15, 2007, 02:56:19 am
Hm, as far as music for the funeral's ending goes, Metallica's Don't Tread On Me is a pretty good contender... but there are also so many other incredibly worth candidates. ;7
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: BengalTiger on October 15, 2007, 03:26:13 am
Quote from: Herra Tohtori on October 15, 2007, 02:56:19 am
Hm, as far as music for the funeral's ending goes, Metallica's Don't Tread On Me is a pretty good contender... but there are also so many other incredibly worth candidates. ;7
What about the 'Bohemian Rhapsody'...
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: Counciler on October 15, 2007, 03:59:46 am
R.I.P.

Counciler 1986-2007

"What the hell are you looking at?!"
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: Flipside on October 15, 2007, 08:33:49 am
As far as music in concerned, I rather like the idea of being Cremated to the tune of 'Disco Inferno' ;)
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: TrashMan on October 15, 2007, 10:23:20 am
"Must....reload...damn..save point!"

"Never play Russian Rulette with 5 bullets..."

"In Heaven right now. Wish you were here."


"Heavens swell. I play footbal with famous people trought history. Lincon is our goalkeeper but he sucks, so we're loosing to Woytila's team allmost every time. But good news - you're the goalkeep next sturday!"
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: Mika on October 15, 2007, 11:31:18 am
I stick to the classic

"Here lies Mika whom men hated and women loved"

Inspired by this thread, I almost started the "Post your ugly mug" thread. Phew, that was a close call.

Mika
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: BloodEagle on October 15, 2007, 11:40:28 am
"You know how when someone asks you a question, and you say 'shoot'? Don't say that anymore."

-------------------------------------

In all seriousness, I want Piano Man to be played while I'm cremated (bonfire, not oven).
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: colecampbell666 on October 15, 2007, 11:47:07 am
Awesome song...
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: IPAndrews on October 15, 2007, 11:47:15 am
"Most of all I miss all the ****ing."
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: Mustang19 on October 15, 2007, 11:51:19 am
Quote from: Kosh on October 15, 2007, 02:44:49 am
I was being serious. I hope to have no need of a tombstone or something related to it.

 Serious, then?

"Personal effects of Mustang19. Body donated to science."

or

"Fleshy parts of body donated to Feed the Children."

I would rather not have an expensive funeral, fancy tombstone and whatnot... it's pointless to spend thousands of dollars deliberately depressing your loved ones, as most of the posters seem to agree.
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: TrashMan on October 15, 2007, 12:02:07 pm
"Allways look on the bright side of life!"
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: Mika on October 15, 2007, 12:10:43 pm
Or,

"No dogs, please"
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: Jeff Vader on October 15, 2007, 12:31:36 pm
'If you can read this, GET THE HELL OFF MY GRAVE!'
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: Flipside on October 15, 2007, 12:35:01 pm
'I am unavailable to take your call, please leave your message after the Second Coming'
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: TrashMan on October 15, 2007, 12:38:09 pm
Here lies Electronic Arts.
*and the world rejoiceth!*

OR

Here lies Electronic Arts.
.
.
.
You WISH!




"BRAIIIIINZ"

"I'm not dead, I'm just pushing up daysis!"

"I don't like the view..."
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: castor on October 15, 2007, 12:56:21 pm
(http://www.joskus.jossain.com/tombstone2.jpg)
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: Mika on October 15, 2007, 01:01:05 pm
"Let God sort me out"

"Wake me before I die"
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: BloodEagle on October 15, 2007, 01:50:58 pm
"Note to self: never mix whisky and vodka."
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: TrashMan on October 15, 2007, 03:10:48 pm
"Don't drink and drive, take drugs and fly....but NOT litterary!"
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: phreak on October 15, 2007, 06:28:04 pm
"I thought the cops wouldn't shoot"

"My family was too cheap to send my ashes into space"
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: DiabloRojo on October 15, 2007, 07:30:10 pm
"I died for my sins.  Yours weren't bad enough."

"Haha, I beat you!  ... Oh."

"I didn't lose at life.  I quit because you cheated!"

"I bet my funeral was a hell of a party.
But was I really that much of an asshole?"
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: Bob-san on October 15, 2007, 07:55:07 pm
"I'll live forever or die trying."

"Isn't it ironic?"

"To die young is better then to not die at all."

"I'm so exited.
And I just can't hide it.
I feel like I'm losing control
but I think I'm like it."
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: Hades on October 15, 2007, 08:14:08 pm
"Remember kids, don't play with guns!...or Chuck Norris at the bar."
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: TrashMan on October 16, 2007, 07:53:13 am
"Not dead, just spleeping.  Do not disturb!"
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: BengalTiger on October 16, 2007, 11:51:34 am
'I'll C U when U get There'

'Knock-knock-knockin' on Heaven's door'
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: Cobra on October 16, 2007, 12:14:12 pm
Quote from: Hades on October 15, 2007, 08:14:08 pm
"Remember kids, don't play with guns!...or Chuck Norris at the bar."

Only person to be roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris twice? :nervous:
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: Nuclear1 on October 20, 2007, 04:08:57 pm
"Oops."
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: 0rph3u5 on October 20, 2007, 04:51:21 pm
"Restricted Access"

or

"You will see me again if I was wrong..."

or

"Would you mind switching of the light?"
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: Mr. Vega on October 20, 2007, 05:16:21 pm
I'd rather be cremated, personally.
Title: Re: what do you want writen on your tombstone
Post by: Mars on October 21, 2007, 02:32:05 am
Quote from: castor on October 15, 2007, 12:56:21 pm
(http://www.joskus.jossain.com/tombstone2.jpg)

QFT

The various zombie allusions rock though

"I want you" would probably be the creepiest grave stone text imagineable.