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Title: may the truth be known about Mcdonalds
Post by: Grug on February 13, 2002, 05:53:00 am

ahem,

well basicly im writing this because i feel that everyone deserves to be warned of a certain danger in a seemingly innocent icon.

this icon people... this danger... is Ronald McDonald from Mcdonalds, yes thats right, the big red haired clown who 'likes' kids...
i shall present the evidence and let u decide for urselves (its not that hard)

let me start with his latest 'accomplishments'...

the ads for mcdonalds, (not sure if anyone outside australia gets these same ones...) i quote:

"things that make u go MMMmmmmm!, give it to me!, give it to me!, give it to me!"

-now it seems to me that there is something wrong with those lyrics...

the second add begins in a BATHROOM with little kiddies in the bath who just so happen to be NAKED, when low-and-behold ronald jumps through the door and starts dancing around before it get cuts off...

-yet again a little mysterious isnt it?...

then u have his so-called 'friends', like that big purple blob, the HAMburgerlar (probably not the only thing he likes to get his hands on...) and the bird (the bid yellow ball of fluff). now to me they look like giant oversized, animal sex-toys of somesort...

another piece of evidence...
the SECRET sauce! what the hell is THAT supposed to be! HEY!?

anyone ever seen those 'dummies' of ron at the shops? with him spreading himself out over the chair?

what about the "You have to be under 12 to enter" signs hey?...

i think that all this evidence points to one thing about Ronald Mcdonald's true identity. he just likes kids too much... and has been sued for gambling games in his company (monopoly)

well people u've been warned, watchout for RONALD!

for more info: http://www.leepresson.com/clowns.html (//"http://www.leepresson.com/clowns.html")  http://www.mcspotlight.org/media/gallery/photos.html (//"http://www.mcspotlight.org/media/gallery/photos.html")

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Title: may the truth be known about Mcdonalds
Post by: USS Alexander on February 13, 2002, 06:19:00 am

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Title: may the truth be known about Mcdonalds
Post by: Alikchi on February 13, 2002, 06:23:00 am

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Title: may the truth be known about Mcdonalds
Post by: Fineus on February 13, 2002, 08:55:00 am

Let the smiting begin...

Title: may the truth be known about Mcdonalds
Post by: Grug on February 14, 2002, 03:30:10 am

oh yeah,

the ad with the kids in the bath...

"we do ron, ron, ron!" ???? "we do ron, ron, ron!" what the **** is up with that!?

and the pic... found him lying around the playground, so the cops were called

(//C:\Family Folder\Greg\Pictures\ronald.jpg)

or this one... as they prepare to raid Mcdonalds

(//C:\Family Folder\Greg\Pictures\M Cops.gif)

Title: may the truth be known about Mcdonalds
Post by: Fineus on February 14, 2002, 03:49:47 am

Dude, take it from me - the thread lock function isn't working as advertised just yet for me but when it does this thread will be locked. Quit while your ahead so we don't have to ban you for posting this rubbish as well.

Title: Re: may the truth be known about Mcdonalds
Post by: Setekh on February 14, 2002, 06:03:01 am

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Originally posted by GoDoFeViL
well people u've been warned, watchout for RONALD!

Lol, that is just so funny. :D (I know someone called Ronald... do you? :D)

Anyway, thread oppressed.