Hard Light Productions Forums

Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Kosh on March 04, 2008, 07:00:57 pm

Title: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: Kosh on March 04, 2008, 07:00:57 pm
http://science.slashdot.org/science/08/03/04/1847251.shtml


From Cosmic Rays of DOOM!!!!! (TM)
Title: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: achtung on March 04, 2008, 07:19:07 pm
In a few hundred thousand years.
Title: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: Mefustae on March 04, 2008, 07:22:33 pm
In a few hundred thousand years.
Given the constraints of the speed of light, we wouldn't exactly know until it hit us, right? I mean, theoretically, a burst could have occured 65,000 years ago from a star 65,001 light years away, and we wouldn't know about it until we were sizzling like eggs in a frying pan.
Title: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: achtung on March 04, 2008, 07:27:36 pm
In a few hundred thousand years.
Given the constraints of the speed of light, we wouldn't exactly know until it hit us, right? I mean, theoretically, a burst could have occured 65,000 years ago from a star 65,001 light years away, and we wouldn't know about it until we were sizzling like eggs in a frying pan.

Yeah, but apparently they're predicting it will take a hundred thousand years or so for the star to go supernova.  I know those types of predictions are sometimes horribly inaccurate, but let's hope that this one is accurate.  :p

Of course, it could happen in the next five minutes.  Who knows?
Title: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: jdjtcagle on March 04, 2008, 07:40:30 pm
So that's why Shivans blew up Capella...

That's going to suck by the time we build the portal :P
Title: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: blackhole on March 04, 2008, 07:52:13 pm
Its kind of unnerving knowing that earth is staring straight down the axis of a possible gamma-ray burst. Sure, it probably won't happen anytime soon, but its still creepy as hell.

Good way to cause mass panic though.

On a side-note, this is the most effective topic title I've ever seen :P
Title: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: haloboy100 on March 04, 2008, 09:04:17 pm
On a side-note, this is the most effective topic title I've ever seen :P
Agreed.
Title: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: Nuke on March 04, 2008, 10:14:13 pm
of course were all gonna die, thats normal
Title: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: blowfish on March 04, 2008, 10:23:04 pm
Doncha just love gamma rays of DOOM?

No but seriously it is highly improbable that any of us will be around when this happens, or when the radiation reaches earth (that's assuming earth is actually in the path).
Title: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: blackhole on March 04, 2008, 11:45:07 pm
Or it could have exploded 15000 years ago and the gamma rays are going to hit us in 3... 2... 1...

Naw.
Title: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: feltoar on March 05, 2008, 12:35:33 am
The article first says that the gamma rays could remove our ozone layer. Then it says weve already been hit. Which is it? We still have ozone...
Title: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: Mefustae on March 05, 2008, 12:46:27 am
The article first says that the gamma rays could remove our ozone layer. Then it says weve already been hit. Which is it? We still have ozone...
We were hit during the Ordovician. Ordovician =/= Now.
Title: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: Zoltan on March 05, 2008, 12:47:23 am
We still have ozone...

Or do we?
[/conspiracy]
Title: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: feltoar on March 05, 2008, 12:57:50 am
The article first says that the gamma rays could remove our ozone layer. Then it says weve already been hit. Which is it? We still have ozone...
We were hit during the Ordovician. Ordovician =/= Now.
I know that. But we have been told our ozone is irreplacable. Either it is or we werent hit by ozone reducing gamma rays.
Title: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: Mefustae on March 05, 2008, 01:01:05 am
I know that. But we have been told our ozone is irreplacable. Either it is or we werent hit by ozone reducing gamma rays.
Ozone is constantly being generated by a reaction involving unstable oxygen gas molecules reacting with the increased ultraviolet radiation in the upper atmosphere. It just takes place real slow-like, so for all intents and purposes the damage us humans do with CFCs and such permanent in our limited timeframe.

150+ million years is a rather different story. But regardless, if thinking it's irreplaceable keeps people from making the holes any bigger, then i'm completely happy to let that little piece of misinformation go uncorrected. :p
Title: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: feltoar on March 05, 2008, 01:03:58 am
Thanks for the nugget of info. I assumed as much but decided to make a joke about it...
Title: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: Ashrak on March 05, 2008, 02:21:00 am
its infinitely more likely we stray in the path of a black hole and get BBQ'd that way.
Title: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: achtung on March 05, 2008, 02:27:46 am
its infinitely more likely we stray in the path of a black hole and get BBQ'd that way.

Wouldn't we be ripped apart that way?  :p
Title: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: IceyJones on March 05, 2008, 02:36:18 am
first ripped apart and THEN BBQed ;)
Title: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: Colonol Dekker on March 05, 2008, 02:40:19 am
Like popcorn chicken. Yum. Wouldn't it be nice if we all ended up like the fantastic 4 through some twist of chance. (Fate's overrated)
Title: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: Ashrak on March 05, 2008, 02:40:47 am
afaik by the time it reaches the edge of the solarsystem wed be bombarded with asteroids from the belt :)
Title: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: karajorma on March 05, 2008, 03:00:46 am
We're only looking at it head on now. Unless it's rotating at the same speed the sun is orbiting the centre of the Milky Way we aren't likely to be looking at it head on when it goes off anyway.
Title: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: Grizzly on March 05, 2008, 06:12:37 am
Finally! The world shall be free of it pests once more!
Title: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: Herra Tohtori on March 05, 2008, 07:04:26 am
Meh, the Sun will cause the oceans to vaporize in 0.5-1 billion years anyway and spell end to life on Earth as we know it. And that's pretty much a known fact. Also, the headline is a tautology anyway, since historically the death toll has been horribly high during a specimen's life...

Of course, the faster we get self-sustainable big space ship building capacity, the better. Raising hell from this kind of random threats would be cool, if it were used to increase the funds of space flight research.

I say we build an Orion as soon as possible. Or perhaps just install covers, engines, life support and living quarters to Eiffel tower... :lol:

Title: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: Turambar on March 05, 2008, 07:25:02 am


I say we build an Orion as soon as possible. Or perhaps just install covers, engines, life support and living quarters to Eiffel tower... :lol:




that actually sounds kinda fun.
Title: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: TrashMan on March 05, 2008, 07:40:03 am
Like popcorn chicken. Yum. Wouldn't it be nice if we all ended up like the fantastic 4 through some twist of chance. (Fate's overrated)

I got dibs on the flame powers!
Title: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: Wobble73 on March 05, 2008, 08:08:44 am


I got dibs on the flame powers!

We know, we've all seen the flamewars.......................

Oh! The Human Torch's powers! Right!  :lol:
Title: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: Colonol Dekker on March 05, 2008, 08:12:21 am
Suzy storms got the best. Lol
Title: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: Wobble73 on March 05, 2008, 08:34:33 am
Suzy storms got the best. Lol

Yeah she's got great powers too!!!!! ;7  :lol:
Title: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: karajorma on March 05, 2008, 09:18:14 am
I say we build an Orion as soon as possible. Or perhaps just install covers, engines, life support and living quarters to Eiffel tower... :lol:

I agree, and congratulate you on finding a way to nuke the French that they would probably initially agree with. :p
Title: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: Herra Tohtori on March 05, 2008, 10:49:10 am
(http://i32.tinypic.com/s6klmc.png)


Sorry, couldn't resist... :p
Title: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: TrashMan on March 05, 2008, 12:47:09 pm
I know France was into weird WMD. Now we must nuke it.
Title: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: Jeff Vader on March 05, 2008, 12:50:54 pm
"The year is 2008. The name of the place is Eiffel 5."
Title: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: WeatherOp on March 05, 2008, 01:36:34 pm
This topic is farther reason to not invest anything in the theory of global warming. :p
Title: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: Woolie Wool on March 05, 2008, 02:03:23 pm
its infinitely more likely we stray in the path of a black hole and get BBQ'd that way.

Wouldn't we be ripped apart that way?  :p

Not if we get BFReded by the jets blasting out from either side of the accretion disc.
Title: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: Colonol Dekker on March 05, 2008, 02:30:52 pm
I dunno what that means at all :WTF: but it tickled my funnybone. Lol
Title: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: Ford Prefect on March 05, 2008, 03:01:37 pm
This is entire discussion is purely academic; we're all going to get butsecksed by the bony fist of Ahpuch in 2012 anyway.
Title: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: Bob-san on March 05, 2008, 03:09:34 pm
Then again, the moon or sun or another gigantic planet may save us and take most of the force of the GAMMA RAYS OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. Either way, I'll live forever or die trying.
Title: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: haloboy100 on March 05, 2008, 08:22:23 pm
Either way, I'll live forever or die trying.
Which will be in 2012
Title: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: IceFire on March 05, 2008, 10:44:12 pm
This is entire discussion is purely academic; we're all going to get butsecksed by the bony fist of Ahpuch in 2012 anyway.
Who?
Title: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: Ford Prefect on March 05, 2008, 11:24:17 pm
The Mayan god of death. Seemed apropos considering the craze is coming from some shoddy reading of the Mayan calender.
Title: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: redsniper on March 06, 2008, 12:27:38 am
Ah, but it's also corroborated by some future telling Chinese book as well as some other equally dubious sources.
Title: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: Ford Prefect on March 06, 2008, 12:53:31 am
Oh ****, really? Boy do I feel silly.
Title: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: Bob-san on March 06, 2008, 09:18:42 am
Yeah--we're all doomed to die in 2012... that, or the entire planet enters into a new world peace and we start tp colonize the surface of the Moon and Mars. If not, nuclear apocalpyse FTW!
Title: Re: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
Post by: haloboy100 on March 06, 2008, 09:19:27 am
Yays! Nuclear winter!