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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: karajorma on March 06, 2008, 01:21:41 pm

Title: If the breasts don't fit, you must acquit!
Post by: karajorma on March 06, 2008, 01:21:41 pm
Or at least quash the conviction.

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Serena Kozakura, a Japanese pin-up model, has probably had her way numerous times based on the size of her breasts, but this has to be the first time they have ever helped her overturn a court ruling.

Serena, 38 years old, was charged and found guilty of breaking into a man’s apartment by kicking in a hole in his door and crawling through because he was with another woman.

The bikini model was cleared of all charges after the defense council help up a plate showing the size of the hole that Serena was accused of kicking in. It was clear that the hole in the door was not large enough for the 44-inch bust model to squeeze through.

    “I used to hate my body so much, but it was my breasts that won in court”, Serena said.

Judge Kunio Harad of the Tokyo High Court threw out the guilty verdict, saying there was reasonable doubt over the man’s story.

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/03/04/court-finds-model-innocent-based-on-breast-size/


:lol:
Title: Re: If the breasts don't fit, you must acquit!
Post by: Shade on March 06, 2008, 01:25:54 pm
I'm sure they only reached that decision after a very thorough examination of the, erm, evidence.
Title: Re: If the breasts don't fit, you must acquit!
Post by: Colonol Dekker on March 06, 2008, 01:34:11 pm
I wish i was on that jury.
Title: Re: If the breasts don't fit, you must acquit!
Post by: jdjtcagle on March 06, 2008, 01:50:24 pm
Now that is funny
Title: Re: If the breasts don't fit, you must acquit!
Post by: Mobius on March 06, 2008, 02:06:05 pm
Damn funny :lol:
Title: Re: If the breasts don't fit, you must acquit!
Post by: Nuclear1 on March 06, 2008, 02:20:36 pm
I wish i was on that jury.
Title: Re: If the breasts don't fit, you must acquit!
Post by: MP-Ryan on March 06, 2008, 02:24:56 pm
I wish i was on that jury.

Only if each juror got to personally examine the evidence.
Title: Re: If the breasts don't fit, you must acquit!
Post by: Colonol Dekker on March 06, 2008, 02:25:54 pm
Why do you think i said what i said :confused: :lol:
Title: Re: If the breasts don't fit, you must acquit!
Post by: TrashMan on March 06, 2008, 03:03:42 pm
I wish i was on that jury.

Meh..I don't. 38 is too old for my tastes and I don't like Big'uns :lol:
Title: Re: If the breasts don't fit, you must acquit!
Post by: Colonol Dekker on March 06, 2008, 03:08:47 pm
How old are you?<idle curiousity> different women have different prime ages in my view. Some are are only hot in late teens/early 20's, others are only fit for MILFdom.
Title: Re: If the breasts don't fit, you must acquit!
Post by: Woolie Wool on March 06, 2008, 05:19:29 pm
Or at least quash the conviction.

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Serena Kozakura, a Japanese pin-up model, has probably had her way numerous times based on the size of her breasts, but this has to be the first time they have ever helped her overturn a court ruling.

Serena, 38 years old, was charged and found guilty of breaking into a man’s apartment by kicking in a hole in his door and crawling through because he was with another woman.

The bikini model was cleared of all charges after the defense council help up a plate showing the size of the hole that Serena was accused of kicking in. It was clear that the hole in the door was not large enough for the 44-inch bust model to squeeze through.

    “I used to hate my body so much, but it was my breasts that won in court”, Serena said.

Judge Kunio Harad of the Tokyo High Court threw out the guilty verdict, saying there was reasonable doubt over the man’s story.

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/03/04/court-finds-model-innocent-based-on-breast-size/


:lol:

It should be "If the tits don't fit, you must acquit. Makes it a triple rhyme.:nod: