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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Thorn on February 16, 2002, 10:19:27 pm

Title: OT - What Really Controls Your Body
Post by: Thorn on February 16, 2002, 10:19:27 pm

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.

"I should be in charge, "said the brain, "because
I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing
would happen".

I should be in charge" said the blood, "because
I circulate oxygen all over, so without me you'd all
waste away."

"I should be in charge, " said the stomach,"
because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge" said the legs, "because
I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge" said the eyes, "because
I allow the body to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge, "said the rectum,
"Because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible
headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got
wobbly, the eyes got watery and the blood was toxic.

They all decided that the rectum should be
the boss.

The Moral of the story?
The asshole is usually in charge

Title: OT - What Really Controls Your Body
Post by: Kamikaze on February 16, 2002, 10:43:34 pm

:wtf:

Interesting...

Title: OT - What Really Controls Your Body
Post by: LtNarol on February 16, 2002, 10:53:26 pm

heh, sadly enough thats more true than we'd like to admit...just look at me :p

Title: OT - What Really Controls Your Body
Post by: Martinus on February 16, 2002, 11:33:27 pm

The unluckiest 'organ' has to be the penis. Lets face it who likes to live with two nuts and have an asshole for a neighbour?

Title: OT - What Really Controls Your Body
Post by: Kamikaze on February 16, 2002, 11:36:09 pm

:D

Title: OT - What Really Controls Your Body
Post by: Ace on February 16, 2002, 11:37:57 pm

What really controls your body?

I am a muppet, the main downstairs he doth control me!

Title: OT - What Really Controls Your Body
Post by: Kamikaze on February 16, 2002, 11:40:51 pm

Well if your male most likely its the "libido" controlling you :D

Title: OT - What Really Controls Your Body
Post by: JR2000Z on February 16, 2002, 11:44:06 pm

Screw this. I'm in charge of myself.

Title: OT - What Really Controls Your Body
Post by: Kamikaze on February 17, 2002, 12:25:40 am

Let's get into philosophy. What is yourself. Is it your brain, your libidok, your soul? :rolleyes:

Title: OT - What Really Controls Your Body
Post by: Bobboau on February 17, 2002, 01:05:54 am

oh no,
bad Lain flashback
my brain is on fire!!!
:eek: :snipe:

Title: OT - What Really Controls Your Body
Post by: Kamikaze on February 17, 2002, 01:15:10 am

ummm... Okay:D Would you be talking about serial experiments lain?

Title: OT - What Really Controls Your Body
Post by: Bobboau on February 17, 2002, 01:22:47 am

well how did you guess that,
I could have been talking about any totaly-weird-what-is-me-the-I-that-is-I-in-my-head-that-is-talking-to-myself-hey-why-don't-I-just-delete-myself show with Lain in the title,
My sister rented the hole damn thing and I still couldn't follow it

Title: OT - What Really Controls Your Body
Post by: Kamikaze on February 17, 2002, 01:28:24 am

LOL, maybe I should actually buy it... was it, like really bad?

Title: OT - What Really Controls Your Body
Post by: Bobboau on February 17, 2002, 01:35:20 am

I'm not sure, it was hard to follow, I think it was about this guy that uses the Shoeman resonance and puts it into an Internet protocol to bring out the collective concence of the world in an effort to become God, part of this plot somehow requires this girl Lain that is somehow an incarnation of this new (old) world, almost gave away the ending,
Hard to explain it, especially without spoiling it

Title: OT - What Really Controls Your Body
Post by: Bobboau on February 17, 2002, 01:36:55 am

but it's filled with all these weird buhdist thinking things and phycadalic things, and weird things, and the story isn't quite linier ether

Title: OT - What Really Controls Your Body
Post by: Gortef on February 17, 2002, 04:15:17 am

lol

Title: OT - What Really Controls Your Body
Post by: Fineus on February 17, 2002, 05:03:27 am

There's OT and theres stupid.

This is stupid. Thread oppressed.