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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: an0n on April 02, 2008, 07:38:41 pm
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.....from the position of Resident Troll to the position of Heretic.
:(
Seriously.
I show up like once a year, swear a lot, call people stupid, laugh at how much the place has gone down hill, then disappear again.
Oh, the irony...
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I'd hit it. ;)
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You wish.
Get me Midii and I might think about it...
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You can stick around longer, provide us with some of your more colorful insights.
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I thought I was the resident troll.
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You got promoted after Kazan was fired, Stryke moved companies and I went into retirement.
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You know Kazan is still around here...
Mention religion or some **** like that and he'll be all over it.
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So, yeah, I was walking through Jerusalem the other day and this bloke with a beard starts handing out fish and bread and plying the hot chicks with magic wine.....
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I couldn't get into Jerusalem, it was a crash to desktop every time.
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Does Anon remind anybody else of House?
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No.
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If I was House, the whole of the first three seasons would've just been 45mins a piece of Jennifer Morrison dancing naked while I threatened her with my cane and downed more Vicodin to numb the pain of my crippling illnesses - inside and out.
And jerked off a lot.
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But wouldn't everyone do that if they were House?
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Does Anon remind anybody else of House?
Hell no.
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Who the **** are you?
Tits or GTFO. If lacking former, immedately proceed to latter.
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If I was House, the whole of the first three seasons would've just been 45mins a piece of Jennifer Morrison dancing naked while I threatened her with my cane and downed more Vicodin to numb the pain of my crippling illnesses - inside and out.
And jerked off a lot.
Phew, at least it's not lupus.
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Or ****in' Addison's Disease.
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Does everything you post contain ... that word
Seriously. Swearing is OK, but should be reserved for more appropriate times. Not every post (slight exaggeration :p)
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****.
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I'm a big ol' bundle of wrath and anger.
Common wording cannot contain the force and brutal fury of my concepts.
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I'm a big ol' bundle of wrath and anger.
Common wording cannot contain the force and brutal fury of my concepts.
If you overuse something, it looses its meaning.
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Well if my penis is anything to go by....
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:rolleyes:
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Blowfish, meet an0n.
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an0n was just before my time...
I've seen but glimpses
I have however felt the full fury of BlackDove
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A/S/L?
;7
/me scrawls 'fish' down the side of his cock in marker pen
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Now I know :wtf:
Someone start a thread about circumcision so we can get Kazan in here as well
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Christ, you're just mad for cock, aren't you?
You should meat Sandwich. I hear he's got a huge weapon.
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Blowfish, meet an0n.
I came after an0n was banned, and after less than a day of seeing the stuff he posts, I can immediately see why he was banned in the first place.
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Blowfish, meet an0n.
I came after an0n was banned
;7
Also, I've been perma-banned from here like 3 times now. Plus a ****load of minor bans.
I once mirror'd 5 pages of the admin forums onto my server when Goober ****ed-up all the permissions.
And then there was the time someone (possibly Stealth or Hippo) brought it to my attention that lvlshot tags aren't excluded from the 'no images in sigs' thingy, and I 480x540 Goatse'd all 10k of my posts....
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Have you ever considered trying not to get banned?
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Bah, they never ban me anymore.
They love me too much.
I bring the fun in.
Plus they quickly came to realise that evading bans is far more amusing to me than trolling, and I'd be more of a jerk if I had both entertainment and an imagined slight to rally against.
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Blowfish, meet an0n.
I came after an0n was banned, and after less than a day of seeing the stuff he posts, I can immediately see why he was banned in the first place.
He was actually pretty tame in his glory days.
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;)
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I assume that Warpstorm is either (a)down or (b)boring ;)
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Well if my penis is anything to go by....
spanking it excessively doesn't count
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Nu-uh.
Masturbation counts 1% towards 'a sex'.
So by that reckoning, I've had sex about 3.2billion times.
Today.
:nervous:
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so statistically speaking (even accounting for random condom breakage) you should have every std that ever existed :D
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Anon, you're an inspiration to sociopaths everywhere.
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Naked Sooty, a man's best friend...
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I think an0n is a pretty cool guy. eh delights us with irreverent humor and doesnt afraid of anything.
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and doesnt afraid of anything.
Interesting... :p
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Gimme a break-- I'm still baked from last night.
Wait, why? Nothing I say is interesting.
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;)
Coming from you, that is absolutely terrifying.
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Mwuahahaha.
Squeal, piggy....