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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Sandwich on February 17, 2002, 04:52:05 pm

Title: Red Alert Jokes!
Post by: Sandwich on February 17, 2002, 04:52:05 pm
I just thought up a few jokes (puns, actually) concerning Red Alert, so... :D

Select the answer to view it.

Q: What do you call it when Yuri says to do one thing but actually does another?

A: A Hypnocrite

Q: What with Einstien's screwing around with the time-lines of WWII, and with the Allies and Soviets fighting alongside each other, who was the greatest general of the war?

A: General Ivanhower

Now it's your turn!
Title: Red Alert Jokes!
Post by: Thorn on February 17, 2002, 04:57:41 pm
....the hell?
You sir, are trying to confuse me!
Title: Red Alert Jokes!
Post by: JR2000Z on February 17, 2002, 07:54:36 pm
Wierdes jokes I've heard in a long time.
Title: Red Alert Jokes!
Post by: Sandwich on February 18, 2002, 04:04:01 am
Oh, c'mon! They aren't that bad - are they? :doubt:
Title: Red Alert Jokes!
Post by: Nico on February 18, 2002, 06:47:57 am
huh, well...:snipe: ;)
Title: Red Alert Jokes!
Post by: Corsair on February 18, 2002, 04:45:14 pm
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Originally posted by venom2506
huh, well...:snipe: ;)

:nod:
they're pretty bad.......;)
they're kinda funny but just plain wierd at the same time
Title: Red Alert Jokes!
Post by: Setekh on February 19, 2002, 04:16:00 am
:D

Ahhh, Sandwich... you make me laugh. :lol:

PS. I'd add to the list but I don't know RA very well... :o
Title: Red Alert Jokes!
Post by: NeoHunter on February 19, 2002, 12:49:04 pm
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Originally posted by Setekh
:D

Ahhh, Sandwich... you make me laugh. :lol:

PS. I'd add to the list but I don't know RA very well... :o


Understood. Now go get a copy of Red Alert 2. :p

Great game though still the same tactics. More tanks, the merrier.:)
Title: Red Alert Jokes!
Post by: vadar_1 on February 19, 2002, 01:23:04 pm
Thats the problem with telling jokes... you risk them being not funny at all and people laughing at you instead of at your jokes

Of course im not saying this is an example of such a situation... :rolleyes:
Title: Red Alert Jokes!
Post by: JR2000Z on February 19, 2002, 02:31:23 pm
Next time kid, do Mama jokes. ;)
Title: Red Alert Jokes!
Post by: Shrike on February 19, 2002, 03:15:25 pm
Thank god there aren't any more.  I don't think I could take the punishment.
Title: Red Alert Jokes!
Post by: Sandwich on February 19, 2002, 03:35:36 pm
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Originally posted by JR2000Z
Wierdes jokes I've heard in a long time.


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Originally posted by Corsair

:nod:
they're pretty bad.......;)
they're kinda funny but just plain wierd at the same time


Quote
Originally posted by vadar_1
Thats the problem with telling jokes... you risk them being not funny at all and people laughing at you instead of at your jokes

Of course im not saying this is an example of such a situation... :rolleyes:


Quote
Originally posted by JR2000Z
Next time kid, do Mama jokes. ;)


Quote
Originally posted by Shrike
Thank god there aren't any more.  I don't think I could take the punishment.


*throws hands up in the air and walks away*

:D