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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Colonol Dekker on April 17, 2008, 11:05:10 am

Title: Redundancy hits upstanding handosome funny man, World stands in shock !!
Post by: Colonol Dekker on April 17, 2008, 11:05:10 am: Yep Northern Rock bless em.............

The crunch finally hit Platform Home Loans (www.platform.co.uk) and i'm among an indeterminate number of people who are out on their ear on the first of may.

I'm getting paid monday for work already undertaken and the rest of the month.

But i'm getting paid a good 5 grand on the 2nd for what is in effect, a DAY's work while keeping an annual season ticket too :D

Time to save a bit for a rainy day, I'm getting agency / secondment work sorted out as i type, but i think a small amount may find it's way to HLP.

Plus whoever turns up to the HLP-London will get a Tequila or two from me :D

*goes and checks the Dole qeue.

Nah i don't fancy that much :)
Title: Re: Redundancy hits upstanding handosome funny man, World stands in shock !!
Post by: Galemp on April 17, 2008, 12:28:00 pm: *checks English to English dictionary*

Oh, you've been sacked. Well, congrats on your severance pay, thanks for the donation, and good luck with your next job!
Title: Re: Redundancy hits upstanding handosome funny man, World stands in shock !!
Post by: Unknown Target on April 17, 2008, 12:42:10 pm: I'm gonna be honest, unless I read Galemp's post, I had no idea what you said :p
Title: Re: Redundancy hits upstanding handosome funny man, World stands in shock !!
Post by: achtung on April 17, 2008, 04:01:35 pm: Wow!

I'm an American, and I understood every word. I feel special now. :D

Maybe it's a nice side-effect of living in the south.

EDIT: Since when was the ****fy-eyed nervous smiley not available?
Title: Re: Redundancy hits upstanding handosome funny man, World stands in shock !!
Post by: BlackDove on April 17, 2008, 05:15:36 pm: By typing "world" in the title, you implied that I would care.

You lied.
Title: Re: Redundancy hits upstanding handosome funny man, World stands in shock !!
Post by: NGTM-1R on April 17, 2008, 07:31:31 pm: Quote from: BlackDove on April 17, 2008, 05:15:36 pm
By typing "world" in the title, you implied that I would care.

You lied.

Nobody's perfect
Title: Re: Redundancy hits upstanding handosome funny man, World stands in shock !!
Post by: BlackDove on April 17, 2008, 09:10:13 pm: You should've gone with "Nobody Cares". That would produce the desired effect.
Title: Re: Redundancy hits upstanding handosome funny man, World stands in shock !!
Post by: Nuke on April 18, 2008, 03:29:59 am: i wish i could get fired, unemployment pays more.
Title: Re: Redundancy hits upstanding handosome funny man, World stands in shock !!
Post by: IPAndrews on April 18, 2008, 03:33:10 am: This is your chance to do something different, and stop being a banker.
Title: Re: Redundancy hits upstanding handosome funny man, World stands in shock !!
Post by: Kosh on April 18, 2008, 06:03:08 am: True, but how would he get his soul back? :P
Title: Re: Redundancy hits upstanding handosome funny man, World stands in shock !!
Post by: Colonol Dekker on April 18, 2008, 07:18:44 am: Banker........ :nervous:

I've always been financial but i don't believe in bankers, Try saying "i'm a banker" while pulling the sides of you rmouth apart with your index fingers and you'll hear the truth.......