Pluto Campaign -> Hydora Campaign -> Tophet Campaign -> Tesca Campaign -> Zephyr Campaign -> Klendathu Campaign -> Homefront Campaign
Starts off with a skirmish/extermination on Pluto, before they find that the bugs came in from elsewhere, after which they tail a transport and discover the pit-stop on Hydora. Tophet is sort of a proxy-war for the Bugs, introducing the infested Skinnies as Bug 'allies', while Tesca depicts the troopers exploring Dagobah and kicking Yoda's ass. Zephyr is an "asteroid" the Roughnecks crash into en route to a mission, before making a rather shocking discovery. Klendathu covers, obviously, the invasion of the Bug homeworld and discovery of a Queen Bug. And finally, war hits the homefront when the Bugs attack Earth itself.
OK GODDAMNIT.
HERE IS THE MOVIE. SPOIL IT IF YOU WANT TO. THERE'S NOTHING INTERESTING ANYWAYS:
Rico and his bunch of idiots are hanging around in some base. Something happens and people die and bugs attack and death and complete disaster. An intelligence officer (black) blah blah blah blah. court martial blah blah blah, Sky Marshal and his bunch of ****ing idiots somehow get stranded somewhere. By this point I am already drunk. The movie lags.
Ok then something happens, I am not quite sure what, but the Sky Marshal & Co. are in desert and they
are
being
STALKEEEEEEEEEEED
by the bugs. This is where the religious **** kicks in and it is just painful. I decide to drink more. it is the only way this movie is so far watchable. but oh no the intelligence is TELEKINESIS AND MIND CONTROL keeping the population in chekc lies and lies and damned lies
Rico is executed, but pranked! no he is not, he is taken to the MARAUDER program. Apparently fake executions are something our roughneck just grunts at. Nudity ensues, but we only see tits. So if you are looking at this for gay porn, don't bother. Lack of erect penises etc. Whatever. This is just ****ing boring. Drink more.
Well the idiots are still in desert, babbling about religious crap, bugs kinda attack them, blah blah blah. They finally reach some point and sky marshal goes ape****. Brainsucking ensues. Oh my god.
Well now, at the very last moment, the MARAUDERs, Rico leading the way of course, descend from heaven they just seriously magically find these apparently important people and send like 5 dudes to save them after what is either weeks or hours because the movie is not very clear on this what the ****. The last five minutes are a potpurri of religious fervour, prayer and robots killing bugs. But it's anticlimatic necause it just ends. Yeah the sky marshal and pretty much everyone is dead. Dead dead dead. Except the two girls in sky marshal's group, they survive by chanting prayers. Brainbug dies. Everyone leaves. Some propaganda. End. I am wasted.
there
still better than ST2 but that's pretty much the same as gonorrhea being better than syphilis.
I saw the last episode, but I forgot what happened. I only know the following:
Rico survives, but his commander got it a few episodes earlier.