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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: BengalTiger on June 26, 2008, 03:46:31 pm

Title: Gizoogle
Post by: BengalTiger on June 26, 2008, 03:46:31 pm
http://www.gizoogle.com/

Makes this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FreeSpace_2

Turn into this:
http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FFreeSpace_2

Also- it translates every time, so when you open the same page 2x, it'll be rewritten differently.

And a teaser:
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The playa is a pilot in tha Galactic Terran-Vasizzle Alliance (GTVA), a single entity formed ta cement tha alliance between tha Terran n Vasudan races where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin'.
Title: Re: Gizoogle
Post by: BloodEagle on June 26, 2008, 04:24:28 pm
Very, very old. CNN.com is always a riot, though.
Title: Re: Gizoogle
Post by: haloboy100 on June 26, 2008, 09:15:51 pm
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A corvette n a destroya attack'n each otha wit bizzle cannons
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A gigantic capital shizzip dwarfs a tiny crazy ass nigga
:lol:
Title: Re: Gizoogle
Post by: blowfish on June 27, 2008, 01:01:30 am
:lol:

This is funny.  The interesting thing is that it seems to translate slightly differently each time...
Title: Re: Gizoogle
Post by: Nuke on June 27, 2008, 02:57:24 am
this is sucks
Title: Re: Gizoogle
Post by: WMCoolmon on June 27, 2008, 03:29:11 am
"Eurogamer", in the reviews, becomes "Drug Deala" :wtf:
Title: Re: Gizoogle
Post by: Androgeos Exeunt on June 29, 2008, 07:43:17 am
Translated this page. (http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hard-light.net%2Fforums%2Findex.php%2Ftopic%2C54834.0.html) :D
Title: Re: Gizoogle
Post by: WMCoolmon on June 29, 2008, 02:57:38 pm
Louisiana SB 733 Gangsta style (http://wmc.freespacemods.net/misc/SB733%20Gangsta.pdf)
Title: Re: Gizoogle
Post by: Bob-san on June 29, 2008, 03:16:02 pm
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Game Events
News Last Generated Sun, 29 Jun 2008 08:40:02 -0600
Marell (#19) has risen from 7 ta 2.
The Sword of Ublaz (#4) has risen from 13 ta 3.
Sampetra Land Fizzarm (#24) has risen from 19 ta 5.
Gangsta Land Fizzay (izzy has risen fizzle 21 ta 7.
playa (#22) has risen friznom 18 ta 9.
Shot Calla:poser (#22)
   

News from tha Admins



Gizzy Goals

As tha leada of an Army, yo gizzle is ta become tha shot calla of all pimp Warlords n ****. Using everyth'n friznom diplomacy ta wizzy you miznust strive ta build an Army playa T-H-to-tha-izzan all otha� , ya feel me?. Through this all, you will compete against gangsta pimp all vying ta achieve tha same goals fo' rizeal.

The in-game message system is monitored by impartial (I.E. Do not play) admins. It's not a good idea ta exchange personal 411 over tha Message system.
Lmao...
Translated this page.
http://www.redwallwarlords.com/turbo/rwl.php?action=login
Title: Re: Gizoogle
Post by: BengalTiger on June 29, 2008, 03:18:20 pm
(http://www.gizoogle.com/media/warnabrother.jpg)

After clicking on the 'images' button at gizoogle.
Title: Re: Gizoogle
Post by: Jeff Vader on June 29, 2008, 03:28:07 pm
http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hard-light.net%2Fwiki%2Findex.php%2FCutscenes_%2528FS2%2529

I still prefer Korsoraattori.
Title: Re: Gizoogle
Post by: WMCoolmon on June 29, 2008, 05:19:10 pm
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To tha brotha n crew of tha GTD Aquitaine ridin' in mah double R. We have halted tha shivan advance but real niggaz don't give a ****. The battle of Capella is ova�. We sealed off tha system n our thugz is safe, maybe foreva� cuz its a G thang. No one can fathom how or why tha Shivans destroyed tha Capella star. Though we K-N-to-tha-izzow our enemy ***** now than we did 32 years ago, they motives remain a mystery. Perhaps they is exiles like we are, nomads wander'n tha universe, spendin' fo` a way biznack home. The explosion of a star might be a bridge between this universe n they own. As tha old poet once said "There is more th'n in Heaven n Earth tizzle is dreamt of in yo philosizzles Frizzom our odyssey into Hell we have returned wit a giznift. The Ancient technology ta build a portal between Delta Serpentis n Sol. To restore tha link ta our blue planet and yo momma. To return home killa all these years with the S-N-double-O-P. This is Admiral Petrach, sign'n off , niggaz, better recognize.

Truly inspirational.

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Lt. Ash: Vasudans were iced too. They slaughtered everyone.
:lol:

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I believe it is only tha poser who is killed . One, two three and to tha four. The Shivans is tha bootylicious destroya but they is also tha bootylicious preserva. That is why whizzen we moved into space there was no one powerful enough ta kill us with the gangsta **** that keeps ya hangin. Long had we been tha pusha in tha dogg pound. Our tizzurn had nearly come.
Title: Re: Gizoogle
Post by: neo_hermes on June 29, 2008, 05:39:42 pm
didn't understand a few sentences, but yes truly an awe insipiring speech.
Title: Re: Gizoogle
Post by: Androgeos Exeunt on June 30, 2008, 11:54:58 pm
http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hard-light.net%2Fwiki%2Findex.php%2FCutscenes_(FS2)

I still prefer Korsoraattori.

Lobo, your link's broken. Fix it please. :doubt:
Title: Re: Gizoogle
Post by: Stormkeeper on July 01, 2008, 12:12:45 am
I translated my School Homepage (http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nyp.edu.sg%2F). Not as funny, cause it doesn't have a lot of words.

I did translate this  (http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FList_of_Shakugan_no_Shana_characters%23Flame_Hazes_and_Lords_of_the_Crims) wiki article :D

That is truly an inspirational speech.
Title: Re: Gizoogle
Post by: GenericCorvette on July 01, 2008, 04:59:34 am
I did translate this  (http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FList_of_Shakugan_no_Shana_characters%23Flame_Hazes_and_Lords_of_the_Crims) wiki article :D

Thanks a lot. I was just about to rewatch that and now I can't take it seriously.
Title: Re: Gizoogle
Post by: Jeff Vader on July 02, 2008, 03:32:21 am
http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hard-light.net%2Fwiki%2Findex.php%2FCutscenes_%2528FS2%2529

I still prefer Korsoraattori.

Lobo, your link's broken. Fix it please. :doubt:
Iz not.  :nervous:
Title: Re: Gizoogle
Post by: Polpolion on July 02, 2008, 10:21:13 am
Why do I feel this is remarkably stupid when others are so entertained by it? :blah:
Title: Re: Gizoogle
Post by: GenericCorvette on July 03, 2008, 02:22:46 am
Our sense of humor is clearly sillier more sophisticated than your's.
Title: Re: Gizoogle
Post by: Stealth on July 03, 2008, 11:50:38 am
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FreeSpace 2 is a 1999 space combat simulizzle crazy ass nigga game developed by Volition, Inc. as tha sequel ta Descent: FreeSpace — The Great War . It was completed aheezee of schedule in less thizzan a year, n releazed ta bootylicious critical acclaim

wow
Title: Re: Gizoogle
Post by: Hellstryker on July 03, 2008, 06:13:25 pm
"The crazy ass nigga is a pilot in tha Galactic Terran-Vasizzle Alliance (GTVA), a single entity formed ta cement tha alliance between tha Terran n Vasudan races. [13]Howeva, opposition still exists ta this union, n a faction of Terrans led by Admiral Bosch formed tha Neo-Terran Front (NTF) n has rebelled, tak'n over several star systems. The wanna be gangsta early missions is ta quell these rebellions n bring in Admiral Biznosch . Slap your mutha ****in self. Eventually tha Shivans is encountered in tha Gamma Draconis system, where an artificial jump gate had been activated by tha NTF, saggin' tha Shivans access into Gizzle space."

 :wtf: