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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: karajorma on July 09, 2008, 07:59:20 am
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/7496923.stm
A teenager who thought movement in her underwear was caused by her vibrating mobile phone found a bat curled up asleep in her bra.
Abbie Hawkins, 19, of Norwich, had been wearing the bra for five hours when she plucked up the courage to investigate.
When she did, she found a baby bat in padding in her 34FF bra. The hotel receptionist said she was shocked but felt bad for removing the "cuddly" bat.
"It looked cosy and comfortable and I was sorry for disturbing it," she said.
She was sitting at her desk at work when she decided to investigate the strange movements in her underwear.
"I put my hand down my bra and pulled out a cuddly little bat.
"That shocked me very much at the time, but it scuttled off under the desk into the dark. I was shaking from head to toe.
"It looked quite cosy and comfortable in there so it was quite rude of me to take it out.
"When I realised it was a bat the first thing that occurred to me was how did it get in there.
"I felt quite sorry for it. Perhaps I should have left it there and given it a good home.
"I did not notice anything as I put my bra on. The night before I had had one or two drinks and I was getting ready quickly.
"The bra was in my drawer but it had been on the washing line the day before.
"When I was driving to work, I felt a slight vibration but I thought it was just my mobile phone in my jacket pocket."
The bat was captured by one of her colleagues and released.
Questions raised.
1) How much do you have to drink to fail to notice a live bat in your underwear?
2) How did it manage to get into her drawer in the first place?
3) Just what hell vibrate setting does she usually have her phone set to? :D
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My question was: 34FF!!?!?!?!!
for the record, this is what that looks like
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not bad at all for 19, but the poor little bat was probably being smothered.
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It looked quite cosy and comfortable in there...
I bet it was. :D
The poor bat. I guess play time was over.
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:lol:
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I'm guessing this is ok. This is one of the pics from the news article I read about it.
Just to give an idea...
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/08/article-1033246-01E1B35500000578-28_468x309.jpg)
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Wonder what else she's found in those over the years.
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Atlantis?
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Mmm, booby.
Can't be good for her back, though.
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I <3 google ads :D
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3270/2653601198_bd0b32123e.jpg)
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I'm guessing this is ok. This is one of the pics from the news article I read about it.
Just to give an idea...
Well I guessed Sunday Sport rather than Daily Mail.
I apologise to the Sunday Sport, I should have known they were far too classy for that. :p
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Almost time to set thread titles to see what kind of ads we get?
:D
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Almost time to set thread titles to see what kind of ads we get?
:D
We should never, never link to an article about an arrested pedophile. :nervous:
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Yeah, 34FF is the only thing I saw in that article.
And something about a bat...?
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Vampirism is sounding more and more appealing...
Well, actually, no it isn't, but what the hell...
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I'd go for being a Raith. White Court Vampires. Supernaturally hot sex, hell yes.
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(http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/5396/3231979975176664a774f35fi3.jpg)
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Caught in a boobie trap. :P
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Reminds me when this girl got a kitten for free. And her mom wouldn't let have any pets. She asked me if i'd hide it for her and i said yes. I just put the kitten in the hood of my hoodie, and actually forgot about it all day. She came up to me at the end of the day at the fair and was asking about her cat. I was like what cat? I was astounded to find that i forgot about but kept very comfortable the sleeping kitty all day.
Of course this doesn't compare to anything at all like animals in chicks drawers. :yes: At least the article wasn't about a gerbil being stuck in someones underwear. :no:
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You mean you went around your business with a sleeping kitten in your hood?
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Yeah, i totally forgot about it. It was damp and rainy that day too. But, me and the kitten were warm. It just slept all day, i can't believe all the places i had to run to and it didn't bother the kitten at all. And yes at the end of the day the kitten was still alive and toasty warm.
No i did not take the kitten to the toilet without me knowing. I didn't do #2 that day.
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Anyone else noticed the slew of lingerie adds on the site now?
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... The question is, did Kitty go to the toilet that day .... :drevil:
No, atm, mine is EVE Online
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Oh i'd recall and notice if kitty did. Have you smelled cat **** straight out of the cat anus? It smells worse than human and dog **** combined.
For me on my network i added a whole bunch of blocked addresses which are mainly adsites and nothing really seems to be popping up because i just realized i haven't noticed ads on hlp for a long time.
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Anyone else noticed the slew of lingerie adds on the site now?
If by "Lingerie" you mean "Wing Commander"
EDIT: Just to mock me, the first one popped up right after I posted this.
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Oh i'd recall and notice if kitty did. Have you smelled cat **** straight out of the cat anus? It smells worse than human and dog **** combined.
For me on my network i added a whole bunch of blocked addresses which are mainly adsites and nothing really seems to be popping up because i just realized i haven't noticed ads on hlp for a long time.
HAVE YOU? ... :eek2:
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question - where are you seeing pictures of this broad?
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Couldn't resist.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9f/Rouge2006.png)
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Curse you for thinking of that first.
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Oh i'd recall and notice if kitty did. Have you smelled cat **** straight out of the cat anus? It smells worse than human and dog **** combined.
For me on my network i added a whole bunch of blocked addresses which are mainly adsites and nothing really seems to be popping up because i just realized i haven't noticed ads on hlp for a long time.
HAVE YOU? ... :eek2:
The cat **** was a very heavy smell. I just happened to be in the same room as the cat while it was ****ting in it's own enclosed kitty litter box. 2mins later after the cat made the drop, oh man. A heavy smell creeped up my nose from out of no where, the smell had a warm temperature too. I had to leave.
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I might wonder as well, to what the hell was her mobile vibration setting in the first place.
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This thread just teaches me how cool mammals are.
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This thread just reminds me that even though it's not as active this is still HLP...
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I might wonder as well, to what the hell was her mobile vibration setting in the first place.
"Extra Jiggly"
What I wonder is where she keeps her phone? In her bra?
I mean, you should be able to feel the SOURCE of the vibrations.
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"Extra Jiggly"
What I wonder is where she keeps her phone? In her bra?
I mean, you should be able to feel the SOURCE of the vibrations.
Some waters are too deep to fathom.
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It said in the original article that the phone was in her jacket pocket which would have been in the same sort of place as the bat.
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... Near her ... Uh ... assets ?
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exactly why i should personally inspect the large tits myslf :D
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Am I the only one who associates boobs that size with obesity?
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No
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exactly why i should personally inspect the large tits myslf :D
For ... Research. Into ... Human biology. Yea, that's right. For research and study into human biology with emphasis on female bodies.
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Am I the only one who associates boobs that size with obesity?
The diameter or whatever (the 34 part) dictates that she isn't wide.
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Just wanted to post some more pictures for the benefit of you horny bastards...
(http://66.79.163.197/_images/articles/2008/07/09/batbra_450x400.jpg)
and the girl (note the eyebrows. just sayin')
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/08/article-1033246-01E1B33D00000578-721_468x464.jpg)
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what i want to know, is how in the heck they got this girl to pose in her bra...
"Hey you're the girl who had the bat in your bra, right?"
"yes"
"well we're news reporters from metro.co.uk. Would you mind posing in your bra, for some photos that are going to be posted on a well-read site on the internet?"
"sure!"
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its mommy got its head bitten off at an ozzy concert :D
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She don't look obese, but she does look like she's got some big honkers.
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yeah but look at the face for crying out loud
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She has a face?
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I'm curious where her hair went.
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I'm curious as to whether or not we still have any female members. :D
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No, no we don't.
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... Because supposedly girls don't exist on the internet.
But as a former WCG game marshall, I shall hereby testify that girls can be scary opponents in competitive matches.
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Is Mika male or female?
Other than that, I don't think we have any females anymore... unless Ferret is still around.
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I always thought Mustang19 was a girl because of Mustang from MW4:Mercenaries.
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We have a girl named Rian.
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Is Mika male or female?
Mika has been derived from Michael. (Also notice the similarities with Mike.) Trust me on this one.
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Having a name ending in a doesn't not mean the poster is female. :p
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My world runs off of generalizations, I apologize if this caused any insult.
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Having a name ending in a doesn't not mean the poster is female. :p
I still swear by the fact that you're female though.
Also, paper bags fix faces.
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Hassan doesn't end in "a".
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Hassan doesn't end in "a".
But Karajorma does. Speaking of which, originally I thought for a long time that kara might be a Finn, since Jorma is a typical Finnish given name, as well as being an equivalent of the English word "dick". Hmm, on second thought, I think I'd better shut up. :nervous:
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Hassan doesn't end in "a".
But Karajorma does.
I know, but that's not his name. Ah well, for all we know, his name isn't Hassan either, and Dekker and the rest in London were hoodwinked.
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This puts me in mind of a game I used to play, where a damn good player was a girl, and when she said that, no one could believe it and demanding "Tits or GTFO". She responded by kicking all those who demanded "Tits or GTFO". I know she's a girl because she was my classmate...
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See, this is what happens when you demand someone get out and they're in charge.
Rampant stupidity in action. \o/
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Yea. And we (the veteran players) were laughing, because the newbs were going "Tits or GTFO", and she said, "Okay. I choose GTFO." And kicked them all one by one.
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Having a name ending in a doesn't not mean the poster is female. :p
Since you're using a female name, that proves nothing. :p
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We have a girl named Rian.
Howdy!
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Holy Crap! I think you are the first girl I've seen here. 'Cept one of my friends that made about two posts before droping off the map (HLP wise).
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Tiara was here before your time or mine, and there are apparently
500 100 girls running around, most of them people who registered and never posted.
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You forgot Wild Fragaria and icespeed.
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I thought WF only existed on Sector Game.
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Nope.
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Marauder is also a girl.
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I am either going to get a court martial or be rediculed out of the GTA, but I have during my higher education in the Flight Academy got incredibly drunk and through drunken actions have had to wear a skirt to work. Does that count?
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oh we really need a headpalm smiley here.
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Howdy!
Why halo thar. Wut iz ur naem. And wut iz ur numbah ? And whar do u live ? :p
oh we really need a headpalm smiley here.
We most certainly do.
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my sister even posted here once or twice back in the day :)
and yeah, i remember Tiara.
also Borealis. don't forget her :)
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Do we have to make a big issue of this every time it comes up? Seriously, why do you guys think we never have too many women around here? The co-ed bathrooms?
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For an update of me and animal interaction. I was in a truck with two of my friends going to drop a 6 month old puppy off at the pound. The thing was attention starved, i was in the middle seat of the truck. The right window didn't work. The dog's ass was in my face, I noticed a slight bad smell and commented that i thought that the dog had farted. As soon as that happened all my friends took a deep breath dog **** gas fresh from the dog anus in my face. It increased with intensity of smell very rapidly. Since i was in the middle seat i couldn't do anything but sit there holding my breath, the driver popping his head way far out the window as he could resorting to hand signal turning since he didn't want to bother with the turning lights, and my friend off to the right going crazy with a window that didn't work. It smelled like major dog turd that we were all breathing. Thankfully somebody adopted the dog as soon as we dropped by the liquor store for a breather.
That was sooo bad. Don't feed your dog IAMS.