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Title: Look at these puppies!.....erm bat.
Post by: karajorma on July 09, 2008, 07:59:20 am
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/7496923.stm

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A teenager who thought movement in her underwear was caused by her vibrating mobile phone found a bat curled up asleep in her bra.
Abbie Hawkins, 19, of Norwich, had been wearing the bra for five hours when she plucked up the courage to investigate.
When she did, she found a baby bat in padding in her 34FF bra. The hotel receptionist said she was shocked but felt bad for removing the "cuddly" bat.
"It looked cosy and comfortable and I was sorry for disturbing it," she said.

She was sitting at her desk at work when she decided to investigate the strange movements in her underwear.
"I put my hand down my bra and pulled out a cuddly little bat.
"That shocked me very much at the time, but it scuttled off under the desk into the dark. I was shaking from head to toe.
"It looked quite cosy and comfortable in there so it was quite rude of me to take it out.

"When I realised it was a bat the first thing that occurred to me was how did it get in there.
"I felt quite sorry for it. Perhaps I should have left it there and given it a good home.
"I did not notice anything as I put my bra on. The night before I had had one or two drinks and I was getting ready quickly.
"The bra was in my drawer but it had been on the washing line the day before.

"When I was driving to work, I felt a slight vibration but I thought it was just my mobile phone in my jacket pocket."
The bat was captured by one of her colleagues and released.

Questions raised.

1) How much do you have to drink to fail to notice a live bat in your underwear?
2) How did it manage to get into her drawer in the first place?
3) Just what hell vibrate setting does she usually have her phone set to? :D
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Post by: Turambar on July 09, 2008, 09:51:22 am
My question was: 34FF!!?!?!?!!

for the record, this is what that looks like

(//)

not bad at all for 19, but the poor little bat was probably being smothered.
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Post by: Stormkeeper on July 09, 2008, 10:10:17 am
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It looked quite cosy and comfortable in there...
I bet it was. :D

The poor bat. I guess play time was over.
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Post by: colecampbell666 on July 09, 2008, 10:35:16 am
:lol:
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Post by: Blue Lion on July 09, 2008, 11:00:24 am
I'm guessing this is ok. This is one of the pics from the news article I read about it.

Just to give an idea...

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/08/article-1033246-01E1B35500000578-28_468x309.jpg)
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Post by: FUBAR-BDHR on July 09, 2008, 12:31:06 pm
Wonder what else she's found in those over the years. 
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Post by: Mongoose on July 09, 2008, 01:24:12 pm
Atlantis?
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Post by: Jeff Vader on July 09, 2008, 01:26:48 pm
Mmm, booby.

Can't be good for her back, though.
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Post by: jdjtcagle on July 09, 2008, 01:32:46 pm
I <3 google ads :D

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3270/2653601198_bd0b32123e.jpg)
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Post by: karajorma on July 09, 2008, 01:41:26 pm
I'm guessing this is ok. This is one of the pics from the news article I read about it.

Just to give an idea...

Well I guessed Sunday Sport rather than Daily Mail.

I apologise to the Sunday Sport, I should have known they were far too classy for that. :p
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Post by: Blue Lion on July 09, 2008, 02:04:33 pm
Almost time to set thread titles to see what kind of ads we get?

 :D
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Post by: BloodEagle on July 09, 2008, 03:03:10 pm
Almost time to set thread titles to see what kind of ads we get?

 :D

We should never, never link to an article about an arrested pedophile.  :nervous:
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Post by: BlackDove on July 09, 2008, 05:50:33 pm
Yeah, 34FF is the only thing I saw in that article.

And something about a bat...?
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Post by: Flipside on July 09, 2008, 08:08:43 pm
Vampirism is sounding more and more appealing...

Well, actually, no it isn't, but what the hell...
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Post by: Stormkeeper on July 09, 2008, 08:10:04 pm
I'd go for being a Raith. White Court Vampires. Supernaturally hot sex, hell yes.
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Post by: Nuke on July 09, 2008, 08:59:09 pm
(http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/5396/3231979975176664a774f35fi3.jpg)
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Post by: NGTM-1R on July 09, 2008, 09:13:58 pm
Caught in a boobie trap. :P
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Post by: S-99 on July 09, 2008, 09:21:11 pm
Reminds me when this girl got a kitten for free. And her mom wouldn't let have any pets. She asked me if i'd hide it for her and i said yes. I just put the kitten in the hood of my hoodie, and actually forgot about it all day. She came up to me at the end of the day at the fair and was asking about her cat. I was like what cat? I was astounded to find that i forgot about but kept very comfortable the sleeping kitty all day.

Of course this doesn't compare to anything at all like animals in chicks drawers. :yes: At least the article wasn't about a gerbil being stuck in someones underwear. :no:
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Post by: Stormkeeper on July 09, 2008, 10:08:42 pm
You mean you went around your business with a sleeping kitten in your hood?
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Post by: S-99 on July 10, 2008, 12:25:24 am
Yeah, i totally forgot about it. It was damp and rainy that day too. But, me and the kitten were warm. It just slept all day, i can't believe all the places i had to run to and it didn't bother the kitten at all. And yes at the end of the day the kitten was still alive and toasty warm.

No i did not take the kitten to the toilet without me knowing. I didn't do #2 that day.
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Post by: FUBAR-BDHR on July 10, 2008, 12:29:03 am
Anyone else noticed the slew of lingerie adds on the site now?
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Post by: Stormkeeper on July 10, 2008, 12:32:41 am
... The question is, did Kitty go to the toilet that day .... :drevil:

No, atm, mine is EVE Online
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Post by: S-99 on July 10, 2008, 02:56:20 am
Oh i'd recall and notice if kitty did. Have you smelled cat **** straight out of the cat anus? It smells worse than human and dog **** combined.

For me on my network i added a whole bunch of blocked addresses which are mainly adsites and nothing really seems to be popping up because i just realized i haven't noticed ads on hlp for a long time.
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Post by: NGTM-1R on July 10, 2008, 11:10:44 am
Anyone else noticed the slew of lingerie adds on the site now?

If by "Lingerie" you mean "Wing Commander"

EDIT: Just to mock me, the first one popped up right after I posted this.
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Post by: Hellstryker on July 11, 2008, 07:25:10 am
Oh i'd recall and notice if kitty did. Have you smelled cat **** straight out of the cat anus? It smells worse than human and dog **** combined.

For me on my network i added a whole bunch of blocked addresses which are mainly adsites and nothing really seems to be popping up because i just realized i haven't noticed ads on hlp for a long time.

HAVE YOU? ...  :eek2:
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Post by: Stealth on July 11, 2008, 09:25:48 am
question - where are you seeing pictures of this broad?
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Post by: Retsof on July 11, 2008, 09:40:29 pm
Couldn't resist.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9f/Rouge2006.png)
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Post by: NGTM-1R on July 12, 2008, 01:30:23 pm
Curse you for thinking of that first.
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Post by: S-99 on July 12, 2008, 04:56:05 pm
Oh i'd recall and notice if kitty did. Have you smelled cat **** straight out of the cat anus? It smells worse than human and dog **** combined.

For me on my network i added a whole bunch of blocked addresses which are mainly adsites and nothing really seems to be popping up because i just realized i haven't noticed ads on hlp for a long time.

HAVE YOU? ...  :eek2:

The cat **** was a very heavy smell. I just happened to be in the same room as the cat while it was ****ting in it's own enclosed kitty litter box. 2mins later after the cat made the drop, oh man. A heavy smell creeped up my nose from out of no where, the smell had a warm temperature too. I had to leave.
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Post by: cloneof on July 12, 2008, 06:10:15 pm
I might wonder as well, to what the hell was her mobile vibration setting in the first place.
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Post by: S-99 on July 12, 2008, 07:42:54 pm
This thread just teaches me how cool mammals are.
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Post by: WeatherOp on July 12, 2008, 08:20:20 pm
This thread just reminds me that even though it's not as active this is still HLP...
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Post by: TrashMan on July 13, 2008, 08:44:03 am
I might wonder as well, to what the hell was her mobile vibration setting in the first place.

"Extra Jiggly"

What I wonder is where she keeps her phone? In her bra?
I mean, you should be able to feel the SOURCE of the vibrations.
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Post by: Stormkeeper on July 13, 2008, 08:56:08 am

"Extra Jiggly"

What I wonder is where she keeps her phone? In her bra?
I mean, you should be able to feel the SOURCE of the vibrations.
Some waters are too deep to fathom.
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Post by: karajorma on July 13, 2008, 10:42:41 am
It said in the original article that the phone was in her jacket pocket which would have been in the same sort of place as the bat.
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Post by: Stormkeeper on July 13, 2008, 11:00:13 am
... Near her ... Uh ... assets ?
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Post by: Nuke on July 13, 2008, 12:12:33 pm
exactly why i should personally inspect the large tits myslf :D
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Post by: Mars on July 13, 2008, 12:13:35 pm
Am I the only one who associates boobs that size with obesity?
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Post by: Blue Lion on July 13, 2008, 12:44:59 pm
No
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Post by: Stormkeeper on July 13, 2008, 12:56:39 pm
exactly why i should personally inspect the large tits myslf :D
For ... Research. Into ... Human biology. Yea, that's right. For research and study into human biology with emphasis on female bodies.
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Post by: colecampbell666 on July 13, 2008, 07:03:37 pm
Am I the only one who associates boobs that size with obesity?
The diameter or whatever (the 34 part) dictates that she isn't wide.
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Post by: Stealth on July 14, 2008, 01:31:17 am
Just wanted to post some more pictures for the benefit of you horny bastards...

(http://66.79.163.197/_images/articles/2008/07/09/batbra_450x400.jpg)

and the girl (note the eyebrows.  just sayin')
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/08/article-1033246-01E1B33D00000578-721_468x464.jpg)
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Post by: Stealth on July 14, 2008, 01:32:31 am
what i want to know, is how in the heck they got this girl to pose in her bra...

"Hey you're the girl who had the bat in your bra, right?"
"yes"
"well we're news reporters from metro.co.uk.  Would you mind posing in your bra, for some photos that are going to be posted on a well-read site on the internet?"
"sure!"
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Post by: Nuke on July 14, 2008, 08:01:21 am
its mommy got its head bitten off at an ozzy concert :D
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Post by: S-99 on July 14, 2008, 06:18:46 pm
She don't look obese, but she does look like she's got some big honkers.
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Post by: Stealth on July 14, 2008, 06:58:15 pm
yeah but look at the face for crying out loud
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Post by: Mongoose on July 14, 2008, 07:13:54 pm
She has a face?
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Post by: Blue Lion on July 14, 2008, 07:54:34 pm
I'm curious where her hair went.
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Post by: BloodEagle on July 14, 2008, 08:37:48 pm
I'm curious as to whether or not we still have any female members.  :D
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Post by: Blue Lion on July 14, 2008, 08:47:29 pm
No, no we don't.
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Post by: Stormkeeper on July 14, 2008, 08:53:58 pm
... Because supposedly girls don't exist on the internet.

But as a former WCG game marshall, I shall hereby testify that girls can be scary opponents in competitive matches.
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Post by: Mars on July 14, 2008, 09:47:38 pm
Is Mika male or female?

Other than that, I don't think we have any females anymore... unless Ferret is still around.
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Post by: Stormkeeper on July 14, 2008, 09:48:41 pm
I always thought Mustang19 was a girl because of Mustang from MW4:Mercenaries.
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Post by: colecampbell666 on July 15, 2008, 10:01:17 am
We have a girl named Rian.
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Post by: Jeff Vader on July 15, 2008, 11:08:34 am
Is Mika male or female?
Mika has been derived from Michael. (Also notice the similarities with Mike.) Trust me on this one.
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Post by: karajorma on July 15, 2008, 01:18:28 pm
Having a name ending in a doesn't not mean the poster is female. :p
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Post by: Mars on July 15, 2008, 02:13:12 pm
My world runs off of generalizations, I apologize if this caused any insult.
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Post by: BlackDove on July 15, 2008, 03:50:05 pm
Having a name ending in a doesn't not mean the poster is female. :p

I still swear by the fact that you're female though.

Also, paper bags fix faces.
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Post by: colecampbell666 on July 15, 2008, 04:02:59 pm
Hassan doesn't end in "a".
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Post by: Jeff Vader on July 15, 2008, 04:06:29 pm
Hassan doesn't end in "a".
But Karajorma does. Speaking of which, originally I thought for a long time that kara might be a Finn, since Jorma is a typical Finnish given name, as well as being an equivalent of the English word "dick". Hmm, on second thought, I think I'd better shut up.  :nervous:
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Post by: colecampbell666 on July 15, 2008, 04:25:10 pm
Hassan doesn't end in "a".
But Karajorma does.
I know, but that's not his name. Ah well, for all we know, his name isn't Hassan either, and Dekker and the rest in London were hoodwinked.
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Post by: Stormkeeper on July 15, 2008, 10:12:10 pm
This puts me in mind of a game I used to play, where a damn good player was a girl, and when she said that, no one could believe it and demanding "Tits or GTFO". She responded by kicking all those who demanded "Tits or GTFO". I know she's a girl because she was my classmate...
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Post by: NGTM-1R on July 16, 2008, 12:21:45 am
See, this is what happens when you demand someone get out and they're in charge.

Rampant stupidity in action. \o/
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Post by: Stormkeeper on July 16, 2008, 05:53:47 am
Yea. And we (the veteran players) were laughing, because the newbs were going "Tits or GTFO", and she said, "Okay. I choose GTFO." And kicked them all one by one.
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Post by: Goober5000 on July 16, 2008, 08:29:54 pm
Having a name ending in a doesn't not mean the poster is female. :p
Since you're using a female name, that proves nothing. :p
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Post by: Rian on July 17, 2008, 02:44:41 am
We have a girl named Rian.

Howdy!
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Post by: Retsof on July 18, 2008, 02:34:30 pm
Holy Crap!  I think you are the first girl I've seen here.  'Cept one of my friends that made about two posts before droping off the map (HLP wise).
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Post by: colecampbell666 on July 18, 2008, 02:40:47 pm
Tiara was here before your time or mine, and there are apparently 500 100 girls running around, most of them people who registered and never posted.
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Post by: Mr. Vega on July 18, 2008, 04:41:48 pm
You forgot Wild Fragaria and icespeed.
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Post by: Snail on July 18, 2008, 04:42:57 pm
I thought WF only existed on Sector Game.
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Post by: Mr. Vega on July 18, 2008, 04:43:59 pm
Nope.
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Post by: Snail on July 18, 2008, 04:46:26 pm
Marauder is also a girl.
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Post by: admiral_wolf on July 18, 2008, 05:29:54 pm
I am either going to get a court martial or be rediculed out of the GTA, but I have during my higher education in the Flight Academy got incredibly drunk and through drunken actions have had to wear a skirt to work.  Does that count?
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Post by: Retsof on July 18, 2008, 06:30:29 pm
oh we really need a headpalm smiley here.
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Post by: Stormkeeper on July 18, 2008, 07:32:29 pm
Howdy!
Why halo thar. Wut iz ur naem. And wut iz ur numbah ? And whar do u live ? :p

oh we really need a headpalm smiley here.
We most certainly do.
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Post by: Stealth on July 19, 2008, 12:13:44 am
my sister even posted here once or twice back in the day :)

and yeah, i remember Tiara.

also Borealis.  don't forget her :)
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Post by: Mefustae on July 19, 2008, 07:28:53 am
Do we have to make a big issue of this every time it comes up? Seriously, why do you guys think we never have too many women around here? The co-ed bathrooms?
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Post by: S-99 on July 21, 2008, 12:20:07 am
For an  update of me and animal interaction. I was in a truck with two of my friends going to drop a 6 month old puppy off at the pound. The thing was attention starved, i was in the middle seat of the truck. The right window didn't work. The dog's ass was in my face, I noticed a slight bad smell and commented that i thought that the dog had farted. As soon as that happened all my friends took a deep breath dog **** gas fresh from the dog anus in my face. It increased with intensity of smell very rapidly. Since i was in the middle seat i couldn't do anything but sit there holding my breath, the driver popping his head way far out the window as he could resorting to hand signal turning since he didn't want to bother with the turning lights, and my friend off to the right going crazy with a window that didn't work. It smelled like major dog turd that we were all breathing. Thankfully somebody adopted the dog as soon as we dropped by the liquor store for a breather.

That was sooo bad. Don't feed your dog IAMS.