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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: runes on February 25, 2002, 07:51:05 pm
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just wanted to say hello. i've come here now, of course i'm still gonna (occasionally) post at the VBB, but this place seems to have more action, and more updates...
:headz:
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And less flame wars :D
Welcome to HLP!!!
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Mmm, fresh meat....
Seriously, you'll love it here. You'll never look back at the VBB.:wink:
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The VBB is evil, and...
:thepimp: ;) :D WELCOME TO HLP!!! :D ;) :thepimp:
Enjoy your stay! and if anyone over at the VBB ever gets in your face, just copy and paste the HLP policy, which is on Shrike's siggy.
:D
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(http://members.cox.net/wmcoolmon/images/welcome.gif)
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Welcome to HLP, runes... enjoy your stay. :)
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Indeed, it's always good to see new people - enjoy yourself :)
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:nod: Welcome to the HLP FunFun!!! :D runes
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welcome and enjoy yourself
mmmh, we've been haivng quite the influx of new people lately... nice...
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Yo dude.
We're all cool here, unlike the VBB (literally, no flames:p) so enjoy your stay :D
Hey, maybe we should set up a newcomers forum? Might be useful.
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Welcome runes!:)
And old guys! YOu forgot to tell him about the shotguns under the seats and exits and stuff...:D
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Reachs under chair
BAM (Neo's head goes rolling)
He's not supposed to know about it! :D
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Originally posted by Kamikaze
Reachs under chair
BAM (Neo's head goes rolling)
He's not supposed to know about it! :D
What about the Meson mines near the toilets? Or the BFred turrets in the disco-room? Or the Lucifer guarding the space-crack? Or Carl guarding the Shivan Room-O-Wuvin' (:D:drevil: )?
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Originally posted by an0n
What about the Meson mines near the toilets? Or the BFred turrets in the disco-room? Or the Lucifer guarding the space-crack? Or Carl guarding the Shivan Room-O-Wuvin' (:D:drevil: )?
I don't remember those...:confused:
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Originally posted by NeoHunter
Welcome runes!:)
And old guys! YOu forgot to tell him about the shotguns under the seats and exits and stuff...:D
:snipe: ... I was going to, but then I decided to let the real veterans tell...but did you mean this?
Welcome to HLP!!
Exits are to the rear and left, in case of emergency shotguns are located under the seats.
and runes, if you ever go back to VBB, just tell them this...
Originally posted by Shrike:
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR COMPUTERS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUM WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
Enjoy your stay!
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Originally posted by NeoHunter
I don't remember those...:confused:
Toilets, Disco-Room, Shivan Room-O-Wuvin. I'm not suprised you dodn't know about them. What do you think happened to the old Poor Setekh thread? That's right, a stray bit of toilet paper and B0Om! Incinerated thread.
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Oh there's a lot more than that, believe me - we just haven't chosen to.... announce it all yet ;)
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Surely we have them. You know.... :D
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If you mean the Shivan wuv-slave guarding the beer and women....we know. Why do you think there are 3 pregnant women and 6 of us have plasma burns and claw marks. Stryke got drunk and decided to 'tease' the Shivan, he lost an eye and an arm doing so.
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Oh no, we knew about that.. the administration has seen fit to create certain... failsafes. Nobody but us know about them, and if everyone else is lucky it'll stay that way.
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No them, surely you can guess this, its ME after all.
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*returns from a shadowly corner covered in scars and burn, smoking and limping*
Damn Shivan.....Worth it though.
*walks off and returns 3 minutes later with no hair*
There are flame-throwers in the air vents. And I saw some big black shiny thingy that drooled a lot too.
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Oh yes, I put those there with Thunder's permission the other day...keeps Carl out of the air vents and protects unsuspecting people who he likes to attack from time to time...
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What about the black shiny thingy? I think it was laying eggs. Perhaps some guns are in order.
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*cough* Hangers *cough*. Must be the cold weather :)
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Okay then, I'll talk to the admins and Narol, see if we can't get some Banshees up there too...
Oh and also, watch out for the Bosch Beer. I think it might have some wierd spacecrack in it.
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Mammas secret recipe... oh, and be careful around the hangerbay doors.... there are a few prox mines I forgot to pick up after yesterdays monthly Admin CTF game ;)
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*eyes begin to glow and voice reverberates*
The basement is off limits also by decree of the system lor.....err....admins.
*collapses on floor as a snake-like thingy rips out of neck*
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Hmmm...I think that's why some of the Banshees exploded today when they tried to take off...
Oh well. Warn us next time we go out on patrol Thunder!
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Originally posted by an0n
*eyes begin to glow and voice reverberates*
The basement is off limits also by decree of the system lor.....err....admins.
*collapses on floor as a snake-like thingy rips out of neck*
hmmm sounds like somebody left the nuclear reactor on and it mutated everyone in the basement...
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Oh and if anyone seems a room labelled 'Plnkspth' don't open the door. I was playing with a gravitational weapon and some time shifting grenades and welll.....I kinda made and exponentially expanding black-hole. It only seems to suck in hair though (?!?).
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So that's why I've gone bald...
Also stay away from the funny-looking guy with the gold-plated arrays. He and his Vasudan friends are always looking for trouble, and if they catch up with you, they'll :snipe: and :headz: and then eat you like a steak...
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*sneaks up behind the Vasudans and opens a nearby air-vent*
*runs like hell*
Hehe. Problem solved.
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Broiled steak! medium or well done, an0n?
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Originally posted by an0n
*sneaks up behind the Vasudans and opens a nearby air-vent*
*runs like hell*
Hehe. Problem solved.
Those fish can swim, it wont solve your problem.
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Originally posted by Zeronet
Those fish can swim, it wont solve your problem.
yeah, but they won't survive the flamethrowers will they?
(how do you put in a tm thing?)
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*crawls out of air vent unscathed*
*looks at all the others with injuries*
pansies...
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Well I did miss one air vent...the only one that didn't have anything else in it, so I decided to keep one safe so I could make a hasty retreat in case I was beat up by a Shivan while trying to get to the women...:D
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*walks up to the room with the women in it*
*slides an undisclosed amount of money under the door*
*the door opens and two women are pushed out*
*walks away with women*
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I love this place. :D Ah...for those of you who've been in the air ducts, I see you've met Fluffy. He's actually pretty nice once you get to know him. :D;;
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Originally posted by delta_7890
I love this place. :D Ah...for those of you who've been in the air ducts, I see you've met Fluffy. He's actually pretty nice once you get to know him. :D;;
I think Fluffy is dead because what is saw had more then two eyes, hmm..carl you ate Fluffy?:D:p
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thanks guys, for the warm welcome...
well, a bit about me...
i've been around freespace for a while... been around the VBB for a while (probably before Derelict's release... or around there somewhere) but this place seems cooler...
i don't do much, can't model, can't program, none of that stuff... :D but i love freespace, and always be willing to share my thoughts or input on new mods/pics/campaigns etc...
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Carl ate fluffy?! NOOOO!!! *screams and stomps off for a big-ass can o' Raid.*
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I think we should scrap the "shotgun under the seat" idea. What if Carl the Shivan took SpaceCrack and we feel the need to blast him? I think we should start change it to "PPGs under the seats" so that we may not cause unwanted damage to the forums. Just damage to Carl.:D
Yub yub!:nod:
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Erh..the 158th Banshee Squadron is currently on maneuvers , no comment on the exploding Banshees. Suffice it to say that one wing is in the airducts watching...waiting...so do go up there ;)
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And risk getting burnt alive?! Are you out of your mind?!:D
Yub yub!!!:nod:
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I think HLP's become a haven for dangerous aliens.
Cool! :D
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Originally posted by delta_7890
I love this place. :D Ah...for those of you who've been in the air ducts, I see you've met Fluffy. He's actually pretty nice once you get to know him. :D;;
Riiiiiiiiight :drevil: Somebody change Delta's title to Hagrid...:D
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I dunno about you guys but if Carl gets hold of the space-crack I'm putting low yield thermo-nuclear devices under the seats.
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if Carl gets his claws on the SpaceCrack, im getting in my assault suit and taking him down....erh, did i just say that out loud? ignore the assault suit comment...you cant know about that yet, not until after you've placed TFP. *off to side: Muahahahaha *
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Originally posted by LtNarol
if Carl gets his claws on the SpaceCrack, im getting in my assault suit and taking him down....erh, did i just say that out loud? ignore the assault suit comment...you cant know about that yet, not until after you've placed TFP. *off to side: Muahahahaha *
Is that the assault suit with the leather mask, the chains and the zips? :D:D:D:D
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Originally posted by NeoHunter
I think we should scrap the "shotgun under the seat" idea. What if Carl the Shivan took SpaceCrack and we feel the need to blast him? I think we should start change it to "PPGs under the seats" so that we may not cause unwanted damage to the forums. Just damage to Carl.:D
Yub yub!:nod:
Welcome runes!! :nod:
Shotguns under seats concept (c) Maeglamor 2001 - 2099
Shotguns are all that's available to everyone barring admins (the only thing we can get in large enough amounts...). Carl remains protected under the 'This Shivan will kick your ass, leave him alone.' act.
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Originally posted by Maeglamor
Welcome runes!! :nod:
Shotguns under seats concept (c) Maeglamor 2001 - 2099
Shotguns are all that's available to everyone barring admins (the only thing we can get in large enough amounts...). Carl remains protected under the 'This Shivan will kick your ass, leave him alone.' act.
Don't us Mods get anythings special? :p
Flips out Shotgun
Please? :D
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And don't be surprised if you see some Ewoks running about. They seem to have intergrated themselves into the HLP forums and made themselves very at home. You may sometimes find a Lt Kettch under your seat in place of your shotgun or PPG.
YUB YUB COMMANDER!!!:nod:
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Yes, the Ewoks are coming...
and if anybody sees Wikket, tell him I need him as a copilot...:D
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Originally posted by Corsair
Yes, the Ewoks are coming...
and if anybody sees Wikket, tell him I need him as a copilot...:D
You're trusting an Ewok to be your co-pilot?!?
...Lurdo :D
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Originally posted by Maeglamor
You're trusting an Ewok to be your co-pilot?!?
...Lurdo :D
Well, I was pretty drunk on Bosch Beer when I made that decision...:D